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“嗯哼！”
guqingchengshufudeyisheng，chongmanwujinmeiyideshengyin，chadianranglinfanxinshenshishou。
tianxiangtinvrenguoranlihai，bujingyijiandemeihuozhitai，jiurangrennanyibakong。
“好了。”
linfanjiangyinzhenchouli，xiaozheduiguqingchengdao。
“jizhu，yihouqianwanbuyaoquyinqibijiaozhongdedifang。”
guqingchenglianseweihongdianlediantou，turanmiyandao：“nigangcaitingdaoshenmeshengyinmeiyou？”
linfanyileng，yaotoudao：“wogangcaiyixinweinizhiliao，genbenjiumeiyoutingdaoqitadeshengyin。”
“哼！”
guqingchenglenghengyishengdao：“ruguorangwozhidaoniganluanshuo，younihaokan！”
suiranbiaomianlengjing，danguqingchengcikedeneixinquezhendangyidaodaodelianyi。
jingranhuidangzheyigenanrendemianfachuneiyangxiurendeshengyin，jianzhishixiusileya！
qingqingdehuangdonghanshou，ganshoudaonaohailimianzaiyemeiyouneizhongyayideganjue，kanlai，qinlaojieshaolaidezheigelinfanguoranbujiandan。
zheiyishouzhenjiudeshouduan，jiubushiyibanrenkeyishizhanchulaide。
tasuiranbuhuizhongyijiyi，danshiduiyuzhongyiqueyouyidingdeyanjiu，yinweitacengshiqinlaodedizi。
“砰！”
turan，bangongshimenbeidalituikai，yimingqichuanyuyuhushipaojinlaijiaojidao：“yuanzhang，chudashileya！”
guqingchengmeitouyizhou，liansebinglenghedao：“dahuxiaojiaoshenme？”
hushihedeliansecanbai，shentisesefadou。
“daodifashengleshenmeshi？”
“xinneikelianggezhuanjiagangcaiduiquzongdeerzishoushufanganjinxinghuizhen，doujuedeshoushufengxiantaida，jujueshoushu，quzongzhidaolezheigeshiqinghou，danubuyi，yijingrangbaobiaojianghuizhenshiweileqilai，bingqiebiaoshiyuanbendingyujuanzhujiyuyiyuandeerqianwanbudanmeiyoule，ruguotadeerziyoushi，zheishimeiwan！”
“啪！”
guqingchenghenhendepailezhuozinudao：“ruguoyinweishoushuyoufengxian，yishengjiubuzuoshoushu，neimeyaowomenyishengganma?”
“zou，daiwoqukankan！”
“teng！”dezhanleqilai，jibuzouxianglemenkou。
buguozaizoudaomenkoudeshihou，queshituranzhuantoukanzhelinfandao：“niyegenzhewoguolai。”
ganshoudaoleguqingchengdenuhuo，linfanbenxiangshuo：“niyoushiyaomangwojiuxianzou”dehua，queshiyingshengshengdebielehuiqu。
genzheguqingchenglaidaolehuizhenshi，gangjinlaijiubeilimiandereliechangjingjingdaile。
“zheigeshoushunandutaida，shoushuzhongyouyidianfengxian，haizidemingjiubaobuzhule，woshiwunengweili。”
“lizhuren，nikeshixinneikedezhuanjia，zheigeshoushunibuzuosheizuo？”
“aisheizuosheizuo！gongzhuren，nideneidianxinsibiezaiwoshenshangyong,weikoutaidadehua，xiaoxinchengsi！”
gongzhurenyizhixiangyaojianbingtadexinneike，chengweiquanyuanzuiyoushilidedakeshi。
“fangxin，woxiaohuahao。”，gongzhurenxiaomimidao：“daoshini，zheiyiciyaozuohaochengshouquzongdenuhuo。wogujinidezhurenyedaotoule，xianzainiyaoshiqiuwodehua，yexuwohuijianbinghoujiniyigefuzhurendangdang。”
“pei！nizuomeng，yiyuanhaibuyounishuolesuan。”
“都给我闭嘴！”
guqingchenglishenghedao：“nimenzheishiyaoganma？zuoweiyisheng，gangcaidehuashinimenyinggaishuochulaideme？”
youyulianggerengangcaiguangguzhezhengchaole，doumeiyouzhuyiguqingchengjinlai，cikekandaoguqingcheng，lianggerendeetoushangdoumaochulailehanzhu。
“yigeshangwu，shoushufanganmeiyouqueding，queshizaizheilituituo？”
“yuanzhang，bushiwotuituo，zheigeshoushunandaotaida，erqiewomenyiyuangenbenmeiyouchenggongdexianli！”，lizhurendao。
“shia，guyuanzhang，jiusuanshizaiguonei，zheigeshoushuchenggonglvyebuchaoguoshili，”，gongzhurenfuhedao：“erqie，neikeshiquzongdeerzi，ruguoshoushushibaidehua，houguobukanshexiang，suoyi，wojianyijiangbingrenzhuandaodidouyiyuan，zheiyangwomenjiumeiyoufengxianle。”
lianggerenbuzaizhengdoule，likezhanzaitongyizhanxianshang，zheigeshoushu，sheizuosheidaomei，erqie，lianggerenzhidao，zaiguqingchengmianqianwanxinyan，neijianzhijiushizhaosi。
biekanzheigemeinvyuanzhangnianlingbuda，danshishouduankeshilingli。
guqingchengkanzheliangren，mizhefengyan，xiongkoujulieqifu。
ruguokeyichourendehua，tazhendebujieyihenhendechouliangrenmeirenyigeerguang，bu，shige！
haoburongyicongquzongneizhengqulaierqianwandejuanzhu，ruguozhuanyuan，budanzizhumeiyou，huiduiyuyiyuandemingyuzaochengshifenyanzhongdeyingxiang。
zuoweishanchengshishanghuifuhuizhangdequzong，wanquanyouzheiyangdenengli。
“哎！”
“zhentinimengandaoxiuchi，yishengruguodouxiangnimenzheiyangtuixiezeren，neimeyaoyishengheyong？”，linfankanzheerrenlenglengdeshuodao。
“恩？”
“你是谁？”
lianggezhurentingdaolelinfandehuahou，yiliannurongdekanzhelinfan。
“woshisheibuzhongyao，zhongyaodeshizheibingwonengzhi！”，linfanyilianaorandao。
“hehe，buzhitiangaodihou。”，lizhurenchixiaodao。
gongzhurenyeshiyilianlengxiaodao：“haizhenshigoukuangwang，nizhidaoquzongerzishishenmebingme？xiantianxingxinzangbingzhongzuiyanzhongdebanmoquesun，bieshuoni，zheibingjiusuanshiguowaidedingjixinneikezhuanjiayemeiyousancengyishangdebawo。”
yaobushikanzhelinfanshigenzheguqingchengyiqijinlaide，cikegongzhurendouxiangyaojiaobaoanshanglai，jianglinfanganchuyiyuan。
guqingchengqueshiyileng，meimukanxianglinfan。
“niyouduodadebawo。”
linfanchenyinlepiankedao：“baceng。”
qishiduiyuzheigejibingdezhiliao，linfanjihukeyiyoushicengdebawo，buguohuaqueshimeiyoushuodetaiman。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，turanhushidakaimenjiaojidao：“buhaole，quzongdeerzichuxianhuxikunnan，suishidouyoukenenghuxitingzhi！”
“恩？”
guqingchengmeitouzhouqi，shenshenhuxileyikouqi，kanzhelinfanpaibandao：“nilaizhi！”
“什么？”
lizhurenhegongzhurenyilianbukesiyidekanzheguqingcheng，rangzheigenianqingrenzuo，zheibushiyaozhijiexuanpanquzongdeerzisixingme？
“yuanzhang，shoushushibaidehouguowomenchengdanbuqi。”
“shia，yuanzhang，nikeshiyaosansi。”
guqingchengzaiciduizhelinfandao：“shoushunilaizuo，chulehouguowolaifuze！”
shuowan，likefenfuhushidao：“likeanpaiquzongdeerzishoushu，dailinglinfanyishengjinrushoushushi。”
anpaiwanbihou，guqingchengzuozailehuizhenshinei，dakaileshoushujiandezhiboshipin。
fenquanjinjinzuanqi，shouxinlimianchuxianleximidehanzhu，qiangrenzhezhendingxialai。
momodezaixinliqidao：“linfan，qianwanyaochenggong，burandehua，wodeyuanzhangyedangdaotoule。
zuozaiyibiandegongzhurenqueshimanlianxiaorong，zheiyicishitiedingshishibaideshoushu，tayijingzaixiang，shoushushibai，guqingchengyinjiucizhihou，tayaoruhequzhengquyuanzhangdeweizhile。
shoushushineidelinfanyijingzhunbeihao，ditoukanzhezhenchuangshangdenanhai。
liuqisuidenianling，liansecanbai，zuichunfazi，huxishifendeweiruo。
“linfanyisheng，niyongshenmexinghaodeshoushudao？”，shenbiandehushiqingshengdewendao。
“我不用刀。”
youshouzhanggaizaixinzangdeweizhi，yidaozhenqizhijiejiutouguojifujinrudaolenanhaidetianchixue，shunjianjiukandaonanhaidehuxibiandejunyunlexialai。
guiguyishuguoranlihai，linfandezuijiaobuyoudeluchuleyimoxiaorong。
xinnianyidong，yimeiyinzhenchuxianzaishouxin，zhunquedecirudaohaizitianchixuezhong，kuaisudeniandongqilai。
yidaodaozhenqitongguoyinzhenshurudaotianchixue，henkuaide，nanhaidelianshangbiandehongrunleqilai，tongkudeniuqudeliandanbiandeanxiangyichang。
shenbiandehushikandaolelinfandejudonghou，buyoudedengdaleyanjing。
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