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qingbaishanshang,shumumaosheng,baihuazhanfang,bainiaoqiming,feiliuzhixia,renjianmeijing。
yigeshaonianzhengtiaozheliangdanshuizouzaixiaolushang,zaishaonianshenbianhaigenzheyizhidahuanggou。
shanshangyouyigedaoguan,daoguanzhizhongzhuzheyigelaodaoshi。
laodaoshixianfengdaogu,suirannianlao,danshijingshendousou,sihaokanbuchutadejutiniansui。
shaonianhuidaodaoguan,jiangshuidaorushuigangzhong,zhuantoukanxianglaodaoshi。
“shifu,shenmeshihoukaifan?”
shaoniandehuaranglaodaoshizuijiaoyichou,suihoushuodao。
“chichichi,niyitianjiuzhidaochi,nishuoshuo,nichulechihainenggandianshenme?”
shaonianheiheiyixiao,naolenaonaodai:“shifu,shifufu,wozheibushizaizhangshentime?”
laodaoshiyeshitanlekouqi,duiyuzheigedizi,tashizaishihenwunaile。
“xiangdangchuwowumingdaoshiyeshifengdupiaopiaoqiyuxuanang,renjianrenaihuajianhuakai,youduoshaomeinvxiushidouxiangyaohewoshuangxiu,jieguoni,jieguoni,youlenimenjigenituzhihou,wodetaohua,doumeile......”
tingdaolaodaoshiyoukaishijiangshuqinianqingshihoudefengliujiahua,shaonianzhishidunzaiyibianjinjinyouweidetingzhe。
xujiuzhihou,laodaoshikanxiangshaonian:“woshuo,baixiaofan,nidouzheimedaleshishihougaixiashanleba。”
baixiaofanyizhishouzhuazheyigemantou,yilianhaoqidekanzhelaodaoshi,haoxiangzaishuo,wobu!
kandaobaixiaofanzheiyang,laodaoshidelianshangyeshixiemanlewunai。
“xiaofan,wohenishuo,shanxiadeshenghuokehaole,neiliyouzhegezhonggeyangdegaokeji,haiyouhenduopiaoliangdedajiejie,haiyouzheileneile......”
yebuzhidaolaodaoshizaishangshanzhiqianshiganshenmede,fanzhengxianzaidetajiuhaoxiangshiyigerenfanzi。
zhishilaodaoshishuolezheimeduo,baixiaofanhaoxianghaishiyidianmeiyoutingjinquyiyang。
baixiaofanzhishidunzaiyibianziguzidechizhemantou,haibuwanglejilaodaoshidiguoqushuihu。
laodaoshikanzhezijidezheigenitu,lianshangxiemanlewunai,keshitayemeiyoubanfa。
“zhuyaoshi,shifu。”baixiaofanshuodao:“nirangwoxiashan,woshenmedoubuhuia。”
“nishuoshuo,ni,nishicongshanxiashangshande,nishikantouleneixieshenmehuahuashijiele。”
“danshiwobuyiyang,wolingdingyixiashan,liangyanyimohei,renshengdibushu,wozaibeiguaimaile。”
baixiaofanshuodetoutoushidao,laodaoshituranyejuedebaixiaofanshuodehaoxiangshiyouxiedaoli。
buguolaodaoshituranhaoxiangfanyingguolaishenmeyiyang,likehandao。
“budui,nixiaozibiejiwozhaojiekou,nixiashankeyiquzhaonideshijiemena。”
“shijiea。”yitidaoshijie,baixiaofandelianshangjiuluchulexiangwangdexiaorong。
laodaoshichengmingzaiwai,jishishishangshanzhihou,wumingdaorendechenghaoyeshiruleiguaner。
bushaorendouxiangyaojiangzijijiadehaizisongdaolaodaoshidedaoguan,gensuilaodaoshixiulian。
zheiqizhongjiubufanyixiedajiazu,danshilaodaoshideyanguanghengao,tiaolaitiaoquyejiutiaolebage。
suanshangbaixiaofanhezuijinyiduanshijianhuijiatanqindexiaoshimei,yejiushigedizi。
biekanshigedizikanshangquyouxieduo,zheixiedizizhizhong,zhenzhengdedaolaodaoshichuanchengdeqishibingbuduo。
genghekuang,heqitarenxiangbi,shigedizishuochuqu,dourongyibeibierenxiaohua。
“nidezheibageshijie,fanzhengmeinianjiwodehuixin,daoshishuotamenhundedoubijiaobucuo。”
“nidashijieliulinger,zhangdeneijiaoyigepiaolianga,wohenishuoa,jiuxiaodeshihouwojiuzhidao,zheigeniangmenyihoukendingshiyigemeirenpizi,jieguo,jieguo,nicaizenmezhe,zhenjiushiyigemeinv。”
“niershijiexiachun,haoxiangshiyigelaoshi,jutidewoyebuzhidao,fanzhengduinikendingyoubangzhu,nixiaozixiashanzhihou,yezhenghaozhaozhaotamen,tamendouguaixiangnide。”
“qie。”baixiaofanbielebiezui:“xiangwo,yebuzhidaohuilaikankanwo,zheimeduonianle,yebuhuilai。”
“nizheigechouxiaozi,niyiwei,tamenyaoshibuxiangzheni,nimeiniandeyifuchide,shiwojinimaide?”
“neidoushirenjiajuanzhude,nihaizaizheihejishenmeni?renjiadoumang,youdeshenzhiyidianshijiandoumeiyou。”
“jiuhaoxiangniwushijie,chengtianshijiegedijiushipao,tanengyoushenmebanfa。”
beilaodaoshixunchileyixia,baixiaofanwunaidiyaoleyaotou,xinlijishiyibaigebuyuanyiyemeibanfa。
kanyangzi,zijishifushitielexinderangzijixiashan。
“shifu,ninini,niweishenmezheimezhejirangwoxiashan?woxianfushinidaonizoubuhaome?”
“gun!”beibaixiaofanzheimeyishuo,laodaoshizhijieqidebaotiaorulei。
“nainaide,younizheimeshuohuade?haiyaosongwozou?laozixianbanisongzou。”
jilebaixiaofannaodaiyixiazhihou,laodaoshiyeshizuoxialai,shuodao。
“erqie,genghekuang,woyihou,youxiaoyusongwozoujiukeyile,niliuzaizheijiushilangfeishijian。”
“xiaofana,nizheigenianjishizuihaodenianji,zheigenianjiyaoshibuchuquchuangdang,neikejiusuanlangfeile。”
kanzhezijishifuzheizhongzhenqingliulu,ruguobushizhidaozijishifushishenmedexing,baixiaofanjiuxinle。
danshihuayijingshuodaozheile,baixiaofanhaishizhengzhongdedianlediantou。
“haodeshifu,wokendinghuiburushimingde。”
“duile,shifu,neigewomeiyoudianxiashandezhiyuanme?”
“zhiyuan?shenmezhiyuan?”laodaoshituranyanjingyibi:“meiqian,zheidianqianshinishijiemenxiaojingwo,liuxialaijiwomaijiude。”
“wo*******”baixiaofandexinliyibaijuzanghuabuzhidaodangjiangbudangjiang。
erhoubaixiaofanyanzhuyizhuan,heiheiyixiao:“budui,budui,shifuwojide,nihaiyoubushaohaowanyini。”
“nigechouxiaozi,niyaoganshenme?”
jiuzheiyang,jianglaodaoshidefangjianxijieyikongzhihoudebaixiaofan,bianjijiangtashanglexiashanzhilu。
“xiashanzhihou,jidezhaoguhaoziji,jidebangwojinideshijiemendaihao。”
baixiaofanzhanzaitaijieshangkanzhezijideshifu,lianshangluchulebushezhise。
“shifu,woshebudeni。”
“woyeshebudeni,danshinihaishiganjinzouba。”
laodaoshiyingshengshengdejiangbaixiaofanjinwozhezijiyifudeshoulakai,suihoujiangqituikai。
“neishifu,wo,wozoule。”
baixiaofantanlekouqi,zhuanshenxiashan。
kanzhexiashandebaixiaofan,laodaoshiyisaoyuanxiandebeishang,heiheiyixiao。
“xiaofan,bieguaishifu,weishiyangbuqinile。”
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