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“哎哟！”
beishuaizaidamenkoudezhangyuxuanlangbeibukan，shenshangmanshishangtong。
“nimade，jintianzenmele？yushangdedoushimomingqimiaodeshi！”
takankanshouji，chenxuetongheoumengyizaoyilaheiziji。
ganzoulezhangyuxuan，tamensirenjiushanglemanluokejiudiandedingcenggaojicanting。
baifengxinzhonganxiao，shuodao：“woshuoliangweihaoguimi，nimenjiyalijieshaodezheigemingzhongzhudingdeyouxiunanren，bujiushigezhananma？！”
“这……”
chenxuetongheoumengyibeizewendewubiganga，zheixiazaibaifengmianqiankeshihaowudiqile。
oumengyilianmanglaguosunyali：“yali，nibuhuishengwomenqiba？women……yebuzhidaoneizhangyuxuanshizhanana。”
sunyalikanzhetamenxiaodao：“haole，wozhidao，womeishengqi！dourenshizheimeduonianle，nandaowobuqingchunimenma！”
“zheidoushineigezhangyuxuandecuo，wobuguainimen。”
sunyalikanxiangbaifeng：“jintianqishiyaoganxiebaifeng，duodetawomencaikanqingneigerendezhenmianmu。”
“这……”
zheilianggezimeigenggangale，danhaishiburentongbaifeng：“jiusuanjintianyushangdeshizhanan，danzheigebaifengyehaobudaonaliqu，tazhishinideleizhuieryi！”
“suibiannimenzenmekanwo。”
baifengdaobuzaihutamenzenmeshuo：“keshidouzheimewanle，wokebuxiangwolaopoaieni，ganjinkaishijinwandelangmanwancanba！”
sunyalixinzhongmanmanshinuan，jianbaifenghaobukeqideyangzi，tarenbuzhuxiaole。
……
daojiadeshihouyishishiyidian，danchenyanhaizuozaiketing，kanzheshouzhongdewenjianmenmenbule。
“ma，youshenmeshima？”
sunyalihuanlexiejiuzouguoqu，baifengyeyilianchenzhe，yushangwentile？
jiansunyalijinwu，chenyanbiandichushouzhongdewenjian：“nvera，womenyudaomafanle！”
sunyalimashangjieguowenjian，kanhouyezhouqimeidai：“daheyaocaigongsibeishougoule？womenzhijiandehezuoyaozhongxinhuitan？”
sunjiajingyingdeshiyaowufenxiao，yigongkailewujiadian，baohanzhongxiyao，qumingqinghetang。
zhiyulingyigefengongsizeshizuohuazhuangpinde，zheishisunjiazuibushunlidechanye，suoyipianxindenainaiyejiangzheigongzuoshuaijilesunyali，zheidangzhongyeyousunzhijiandeyisi。
qinghetanghehuazhuangpindeyizhidoushicongdaheyaocaishougoucailiaode，neishisunjiazuidadehezuoshang，xianzaishougoutadeshishishangzuidadezhiyaojituanyunhaiyaoye。
“zheiyunhaiyaoyekeshiyiyaojiedelongtou，womensunjiadexiaogongsi，yuanyuanbibushang，zheihezuoyaozhongxintan，zheipashi……”
sunyaliyuchenyandouyilianyouchou，baifengquexiaoleyisheng：“bujiushitangehezuoma，youshenmehaodanxinde。”
“有什么好担心？”
chenyanzhijienatachuqile：“yaoshitamenzaizheishihoutigaolecailiaojiage，huozhebugongyingjiwomen，neiwomensunjiajueduishouqianlian，nizheiwonangfeidonggepi。”
“yaoshiwomensunjiazhenyushangwenti，niyebiexiangjixudaizaizhei，nideruanfanwanjueduibaobuzhu！”
tingchenyanzheimeshuo，baifengmashangyansuqilai：“e？zheihaizhenbunenghushia！”
tamashangyouxiaolesheng：“laopo，ma！weilebaozhuwodefanwan，nimenyaonulia，jiayou！”
“你这**！”
chenyangangxiangchushoubaifengjiuliurenle，sunyalikanzhewenjianyanshenningzhong，yaoshijiexialaidehezuotanbushang，neimesunjiajiuxianrujingjiweijile。
baifengduozaifanglisuoshangmen，mochushoujilianxilaolongwang：“mashangjiwoshougouyunhaiyaoye。”
“shaozongzhu，zheiyunhaiyaoyejiushiweichuangshengwukejiqixiadechanye，xuyaowojiniguanlirenzhangdaweidelianxifangshima？”
weichuangshengwukejishibaifengliunianqianqinshouchuanglide，dangshidebaifengyibeiyuweishenyi，suoyixianzaideweichuangyijingchaoguoleyiqianyideshizhi。
tingdaozheixiaoxi，baifengyilianxinxi，youyuyuedichuiqilexiaoqu。
suihou，neizhangdaweiyubaifengjiuchuxianzaiyigepijingdegongyuanli，zaibaifengmianqian，neizhangdaweiyiliangongjing，xiandehenshijinzhang。
“shaozongzhu！nizenmeturandajiaguanglinzheixiaochengshile？”
zhangdaweiyijingshidonghaishilidedarenwu，danzaibaifengmianqian，quexiandeyiliankeqi。
baifengdandandao：“zhangdawei，wokanniyexinhaitingdadea，nizheishougoudaheyaoyeshixiangzheyazhizhesunjia，ranhouweixiewoma？”
tingyan，zhangdaweilimaguixiale：“shaozongzhu，wuhuia！wonaligandashaozongzhudezhuyi，jiusuannipizhunwoyebuganyoubandiansixina！”
“hao，neiwojiubuzhuijiunizeren，danshi！”
baifengqishishizu：“jiexialaizheiyunhaiyaoyehaiyousuoyouderen，doubixutingwode！”
“shide，shaozongzhu！xiaodehuiyizhizuncongmingling！”
zhangdaweilianlikai，doushibaochijugongdezishijiangshenzimanmanwanghouyi，shenpahuiredebaifengbugaoxing。
ciriyidazao，nainaizhaojijiazusuoyourenkaihui，huiyishangzeshichenjiyipian。
“woxiangdajiadouqingchuwomengongsixianzaimianlindewenti，neimesheiyouxinxintanxiayuyunhaiyaoyedehezuo？”
nainaihuanshizhongrenyiyan，danhuiyishishangderendoufenfendizhetou。
nainaihenshiwang，gongsixianzaimianlinzhezhongyaowenti，zheixienianqingdemeiyouyigeganweigongsiyingnanershang，rihougongsidejingyingyebuzhihuizenyang。
“yaoshisheinengwanchengzheicirenwu，neimetajiushiqinghetangyihoudexiaoshouzhuguan，sheiyuanyitiaozhan？”
nainaidehuashunjianjingyantamen，xiaoshouzhuguanzheizhiweishouruxiangdanglixiang，keyishuoshiyufuzongjinglipingqipingzuo。
zheitiaojiansuiranxiyin，danyunhaiyaoyekebushiyibandegongsi，yaoshibanbuhao，fenfenzhonghuigaozahezuoguanxi。
yaoshibunengchengweigongchen，neimezheisuoyoudezuimingyejiudekangshang，zaoshoujiazusuoyourendelengyan。
zheiwanquanmeibawodechulihaodeshi，youyousheiyuanyiqumaoxianni。
sunzhijianquexiangdaoyongzheishilaiweidajisunyali。
“奶奶！”
sunzhijianweiweixiaodao：“wojidesunyalizaigongsili，haoxiangyemeishenmezuowei，zheicirenwujiujiaojitahaole！”
zheijuyeshunjianyinqiqitaqinqidegongming：“meicuo，sunyaliqujiuduile，tayegaimolianmolian。”
“这！”
chenyantingledunshilaiqi，zheixierenfenmingshixiangweinanyali。
“这下麻烦了！”
sunyalicuzhemeidai，lianseshunjianchenxialai，tahenqingchuzheishibanbuhao，huishizenmedehouguo。
“老婆！”
baifengzheishiqianshangletadeshou：“jiranyaomianduide，jiujinquanliquzuo！yaoshinizhentanxialehezuo，jiushishilidezhengming！”
“nimeibingba，yaoshibanbuhaoni，zheishibujiudouquanguaiyalile！”chenyanrenbuzhuhanlechulai。
“ma，baifengqishishuodeyoudaoli。”
sunyalixianglexiang，haishizhanleqilai：“nainai，woyuanyiqutanzheicidehezuo！”
nainaihenzirandidianxiatou：“neihao，nimingtianjiuquyitangyunhaiyaoyehaole，huiyijiudaoci，douqugongzuoba！”
zouchuhuiyishihou，sunzhijianxieexiaodao：“sunyali，xianzaiyegaihuannilaixiangshouyixia，mianlinjuejingdeziwei！”
“呵！”
sunyalizixinhuiying：“wohaimeiqutan，nizenmejiuzhidaoshijuejingle？！”
“jiupingni，haiyounineiwonangfeilaogong，nengzuochushenmelai！he！”sunzhijianxiaodedeyi。
“wohenqidainibaneishiqinggaoza，ranhoubuzhigairuhexiangnainaijiaodaideneigeyangzi，haha！”
kanzhesunzhijianjianxiaozhelikai，sunyalijinjinzhuazhequantou。
chenyanbiezheyiduzideqi，zhinengnabaifengfaxiele：“yeguaibulebierenshuoniwonangfei，yaoshininengchuxiyidian，yaliyebuyongshouweiqu。”
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