liuyuedewanfengfuguo，anshunxiaoqubieshuyuanneipiaodangzhemolihuaxiang。
zhishihuaxiangbulunduonongyu，douwufahedibadongbieshulideyijianguifangneidefangxiangxiangti，yinweidonghaishidiyimeirensunyaligangchuyu。
nongyuxiangweidefangjiannei，chushuifurongdemeirenzhengguozhebantoudeyujintiaoxuanzhelifu，jinwanshitanainaideshengriyan。
“啧啧！”
baifengtoutoujizaimenfengzhongxinshangmeirenchuyudemeijing，xingganwumeidejiaoqurangtaliangyanfaliang，manxinqidai：“wolaopozhenpiaoliang！ruguokeyiqinyikou，neikejiushuangsile……”
neibian，chuyunvrenshenqidediliugan，sunyalimashangjiufaxianlemenfengzhongtantoutannaotoukanzijidebaifeng。
“haonigebaifeng，nigehunzhangdongxiyoutoukanwohuanyifushibushi！”
sunyalimilidemeimouzhongshanzhenaonu，zhijiechaoqiyijiazijiuyaodongshou！
“嘿嘿。”
baifengjianshibumiao，limazhuanshenjiupao，yibianpaodiliuliudiyanzhuzihaibutingwanghuikansunyalimiaomandeshenzi：“laopodaren，mingmingshinimeiguanmen，guaibudewoa！”
liangrennaochudedongjing，jingdonglezaifangjianneihuazhuangdezhangmuniangchenyan：“baifeng，nigewangbadanjingrangantoukanwoguinvhuanyifu？woganghaizaixiangnimaigeyimajinzheimejiu，xunsishizuohuaishiqule！”
numawan，bujieqidechenyanyechaoqijimaodanzi，hesunyaliyiqianyihouduzhulebaifeng：“worangnipao，kanwobudaduannidetui！”
liangrenhunheshuangdazhijierangbaifengbaozhetouluancuan，tongdeguaguajiao：“biedale！wocuole！woxiacibuganle！buganle！”
sunyaliyijiaotizaibaifengdexiaotui：“siliumang，shangciniyeshizheimeshuode，woyaodasini！”
baifengchouzhunjihuitaodaolouxia，guyitonghudihandao：“laopo，niyaoshidasiwole，yihousheijinixiyizuofan，jialidejiawusheilaizuoa？”
“还敢提！”
zhangmuniangchenyanqideqiqiaoshengyan：“niruzhuiwomenjialiangnian，yigedalaoyemenlianfentimiandegongzuodoumeiyoujiusuanle，woguinvyitianjiniliangbailingyongqian，nijuranyonglaiqingzhongdiangonglaigaojiawu，zijiquepaodaowaimiandaochuquwan，fandiandaolezaihuilaichifanyaogong，nikezhenxinga！wojiubucengkandaoguorucibuyaoliandezhuixu！”
“haha，zanmanihaolihai，zheiyangnidouzhidaoa？”
baifengmeilianmeipidixiaole，chongchulejiamen：“aiyo，ma！woxianjiniqumaiyimajin，nixianyongsaizicouheyixia，dengwomaihuilai！”
“你个混账！”
chenyanqidejimaodanzidoujirengchumenkoule，zhima：“woshuoguinva，rangniqurencaishichangzhaogeheyuelaogong，nijuranzhaoleyigejipin！”
kanzhebaifengxipixiaoliandilikai，sunyaliyenaohuo：“liangnianchongxiderizimashangjiujieshule，daoshihouwohetalihunjiushile。”
小区超市。
maiwanyimajinhou，baifengxinqingpohao，hengzhexiaoqujiaobuhuankuai，jingguolvlinxiaodaoshiqueturanjiaobuyixuan，tinglexialai。
ranhoubujibuxudinachuyigenlianjiaxiangyan，dianran，choushang。
“呼……”
tuleyikouyanwu，baifengturanlengxiaodao：“woshuonimenjigezaolaotoudougenleyilule，chulaiba！”
lvlinzhongyaobaideshuzhituranjingzhile，yidaoyouyuanmianzhangdelaoshengxiangqi：“hehe，guoranhaishibeininfaxianle，shaozongzhu！”
gangshuowan，bamingchuanzhezhongshanzhuangdebaifalaozhe，zharanchuxianzaibaifengdeshenqian，qiaowushengxidijiangbaifengdelailuhequluduzhule！
“嗯？”
baifengqingmieyixiao，danleyixiayanhui：“badalongwangqinzichuma，wodemianzitingdaa。danshinimenbuhuirenweipingnimennengdaizouwoba？weimiantaixiaokanwobaifengle。”
“非也。”
weishouyiminglaozhewangqiantaleyibu，gongjingdidao：“shaozongzhu，laozongzhushuole，ninzhixuchengrencuowubingdaoqian，cishijiangbuzaizhuijiu，tianlongmenyijiuyouninjicheng。”
“道歉？呵呵。”
baifengdishengxiaole：“shifuyuwoyoujiumingzhienheyangyuzhien，benshiyeshitayishouchuanchengjiwode，ruguotalaorenjiaxiangyaowodeming，wolimajiujile！”
turan，baifengmuguanglingli，yuqijianding：“danshitalaorenjiarangworencuo，shuowotoukanxiaoshimeixizao，neijiubuxing！”
“嗬！”
kandaobaifengzheibanjianding，badalongwangduishileyiyan，weinandiquanshuo：“shaozongzhu，hebiguzhi，weilezhengyikouqi，weizhengqingbai，liangnianlaininbucengdongyongguolaozongzhujiaohuinidesuoyoubenling，zheihebini？”
“shikesha，bukeru!”
baifengdengleyiyanweishoudelaotou：“nimenmenxinziwen，jiuxiaoshimeidezunrong，zhuangshuodeshencai，genzhidaxingxingside，wobaifenghuiqutoukantaxizao？”
“……！”
八大龙王无言以对。
denglehaoyihui，weishoudelaozhecaitanleyikouqi：“shaozongzhu，zheijianshirangnindaoqian，dequeshiyouxienanweinin……”
“你知道就好。”
baifenglisuoyingdangdidao：“wobaimourenxingdezhengzuodezheng，zenhuizuochutoukantarenxizaohuanyifuzheizhongwochuodeshiqing？”
weishoudelaozhebumaizhang，xiaozheshuo：“shaozongzhugangcaihaitoukannilaopohuanyifule……”
“这……咳咳……”
baifenggangadiqingleqingsangzi：“duile，nimenyaoshimeibiedeshile，jiukuaidianlikaiba，wodaraowoxianzaidemeihaoshenghuo。”
“shima？shulaofuduoyan！”
weishoulaozheweiweiyixiao，beishouerli：“ninshiersuiyizhanchengming，chengweiletianlongmenchengliyilaizuinianqingdeshaozongzhu，shibasuihuodelaozongzhuzhenchuan！”
“ninershisui，yishenmirendeshenfenlvlinghuaxiajinrongjiejituiguowaijinrongjueluosidejinronglveduo，beiwushuguminfengweigushen！”
“ninershiersui，jiuyongzhenwu、shenxiang、yishuzhanshengtianxiagaoshou，chengweishenhua！beichengzuotianlongmenbaishiyichudeqicai，shouwanrenchongbai。”
“ninkezhininshiduoshaonvzidemengzhongqingren，duoshaonanzideouxiang？”
“danshizheibanjingcaiyanyan、jinghongtianxiadenin，juranfangqiyongyoudeyiqiegongmingdiwei，ganyuanliuzaiyigezichanbudaosanqianwandeburuliushili——sunjiazhong，danyimingrenrentuoqidefeicaizhuixu？rujinhaiyaobangzhangmuniangmaiyimajin！”
qiyuqiweilaozheyefenfenyiliantongxin：“shaozongzhu，ninshuo，ninjiujingsuotuweihea？”
mianduitamendezhiwen，baifengzhishidandanyixiao，chouleyikouyan：“woyongleshibaniandeshijian，caizhaodaota，bingquleta！”
“这！”
badalongwangtongshiduishileyiyan，laoyanzhongmanshizhenjing！
baifengnaohailifuxiansunyalidexiaoyan，fazineixindixiaole：“zheiliangnianwoyizhiliuzaitadeshenbian，zheishiwozheiyishengzhongzuikuailederizi，woxiangyizhihetazaiyiqi。”
“jingshizheiyanga，neiwomendongle！”