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chechuangjiangxia，luchulejiangyunneizhanglengyandelian：“zheimewanle，niyigerenhuiqubuanquan，wosongniba。”
额？
zheibuyinggaishinanrenduinvrenshuodetaicima？
buguozheilishishijiao，zhenyaozouhuijiabuzhidaodezouduojiu，shenlangmeiyoujiaoqing，zhijiezuoshanglefujia。
daolechuyijiafujin，shenlanggenjiangyunshuoleshengzaijianjiuhuijiaqule。
jiangyungenzhexiache，musongshenlangzouyuan，wunaiwanqizuijiao：“wojiuzheimemeiyoumeili，lianshoujihaomadoubuyao。”
chuyidefangzizuoluozaichengzhongcun，yuanziliduimanlezawu，haitingzheliangliangzixingche，yiliangsanlunche。
gangzoujinyuanzi，jiujianchuyizhengzaizhaixiatou。
“chuyi，zheimewanhaimeishui？”
chuyixiaodao：“nihuilaila！ai，haibushinishu，jinledianxiadoufachoule，woyaoshibuchulichuli，zheixiehuodoudelanzaishouli。”
shenlangkanleyanwulitouzhengzaihejiukenzhutikandianshidezhangkuo，wunaidunxiashen：“wobangni。”
“aiyoubuyongbuyong，niganyitianhuoyegouleidele。kuaiquxiezheba。”
“没事，我不累。”
zheishihou，ketinghuranchuanlaizhangqindecanjiaosheng，shenlanghechuyiduishiyiyan，lianmangchongjinketing。
zhijianzhangkuoyishounazhejiupingzi，yishouzhuazhezhangqindetoufa，zhengpengpengwangdianshishangzhuang，zhangqinyoupayouteng，kunaozhejianjiao。
“taba，nizheishiganshenme！kuaizhushou！”
“妈！啊！救命！”
zhangkuoqueshibuguanbugu，yibianzhuangyibianma：“dasinigepeiqianhuo！laozizaiwaimianchijinkutou，yangnizhangda，nipiyongmeiyou，liangekaizidougoudabudao，laoziyangniyoupiyong！haixianggenlaoziqiangdianshikan，kanlaozibudasini！”
“taba，nikuaizhushou！”
chuyijideyibazhuazhuzhangkuodegebo，nazhidaozhangkuoyangshouduizhechuyijiuzaleguoqu。
zhitingpengdeyisheng，jiupingzihenhenzadaochuyinaodaishang，jingzhijiebachuyitoudoudapole，xianxuezhiliu。
“楚姨！”
shenlangbenlaibufangbianchanhetamendejiashi，yanjianzhechuyishoushang，quebunengzaizuoshibuguan。
tayibazhuazhuzhangkuodegebo，lengshengweixie：“fangkaizhangqin！”
“youhe，chouxiaozi，nijingranyeganguanlaozidexianshile？nitaniangdejilaozifangshou，yaoburan，jintianlaozijiubanimenzheijigepeiqianhuoyiqishalemaile……a！”
budengtafangwanhenhua，shenlangyijingbunaifan，shouzhiyigeyongli，jiubazhangkuoniedewawadajiao。
zhangqinchenjitaolechulai，lianmangfuzhechuyiduodaoleyipang。
“chouxiaozi，nizhenganduilaozidongshou，nibuxianghuole！”
zhangkuohaixiangjiaoxiao，shenlangyijinglandegentalangfeishijian。
shoushangyigeyongli，zhijiebazhangkuoliaodaozaidi，zaitadaodideshunjian，chouchutadepidai，sanxiawuchuerjiubatajiwuhuadabangleqilai。
yanjianzhangkuohaixianggoujiao，tayoushunshoutuoxiazhangkuodewazi，zhijiesaijintadekouzhong。
客厅瞬间安静下来。
chuyijinghunweiding，danxindikanxiangleshenlang：“nikuaichuquzhaogedifangduoduoba，dengtajiuxingle，zhunbuhuifangguoni。”
shenlangshuolesheng“meishi”，nachuyaoxiangkaishijichuyibaozha，baozhahaoshangkoubianchaotadao：“niquxiuxiba，waitoudexiawobangnizhaile。”
“这怎么行。”
chuyihaixiangjujue，quebeizhangqinkukutitituojinlewoshi。
shenlangwunaiyaotou，zoujinyuanzi，yibianxinshangtoudingdeyuese，yibianboxia。
sannianqiman，tabuyongzaiduoduozangzanggujishenfen，yejiubuyongzaizaigongdiganbanzhuanzheizhongyouleiyouzhuanbudaoshenmeqiandehuoerle。
yiriyizao，shenlanghaizaishushui，erbianhuranchuanlaiyisiyiyangdexiangdong，tajingjuezhengkaiyanjing，jiutingfangjianmenzhiyayishengbeirentuikai，jigedananrenshoulinazhejiandaoliandaohechuitouzhijiechuanglejinlai。
为首的，正是张阔。
kandaozheiyimu，shenlangchadianxiaochushenglai，zheishiganshenme，nongminqiyima？
danhenkuaitajiuxiaobuchulaile，yinweitazhuyidaozhangkuoshouzhongdejiandaoshangranzhexue。
“nizuoleshenme！nishangleshei？”
zhangkuoliansetieqing，yanzhonghaishandongzheshaqiheliqi，tingdaoshenlangdewenti，lijikuangshengnuhou。
“laozishangleshei？chuleneigebuhuixiadandesilaopozi，laozihainengshangshei！nifangxin，laozishibuhuishangguinvde，laozihaizhiwangzhetajiagexiaokaihaojiwoyanglaoni！buguonijiubuyiyangle，niheneigebuhuixiadandejiyiyang，doushifeiwu，douhuogaiqusi！”
shuozhe，tajuqijiandaomengranchaoshenlangcilai。
疯子！
酒醒了还这么疯。
zheisannianlaiyaobushiweilechuyi，yaobushiweileyanzangshenfen，tazaojiubazheigezhihuihejiuchiroudefengnanrenzoudeshenghuobunengzilile！
shenlangtaiguodanxinchuyideshangshi，yandoubuyan，zhijiexiachuang，yiquantouyigebajigefeiwudouliaodaozaidihou，bianzhibenchuyihezhangqindewofang。
jinwuyikan，zhijianmandishixue，zhangqinzhishihunleguoqu，chuyiqueshimanshenshixue。
yanjianqingkuangbumiao，shenlangbaoqichuyijiupao。
“duibuqi，huanzhexinzangshoudaolezhongchuang，womenwunengweili，haiqingjieai。”
lianggeduoxiaoshideshoushuhou，yishengzouchubingfang，dailaideshiwubichenzhongdexiaoxi。
“怎么会！”
shenlangyijing，jimangchongjinlebingfang。
shoushudengguanghaimeiyouguan，danchuyideshenshangyijinggaishanglebaibu，shenlangqinuzhixia，yibaxiankai。
lianggehushiwunaiyaotou：“bingrenyijingquerensiwang，haiqingzheiweixianshengjieshouxianshi，jieaishunbian。”
“shia，rensibunengfusheng，ninbuyaotainanguo。”
shenlangrenwukeren，huitounuchiyisheng“bizui”，ranhoulijitaishoudazailechuyideshouwanshang。
xintiaotingle，huxitingle，danmaibohaizai。
还有的救！
“有没有毫针？”
lianggehushitingdaozheihua，doutingmengle：“shenmeshihaozhen？”
shenlangkanzhetamenshahuhudeyangzi，bujinnucongzhonglai：“neiyoumeiyouhuozhen？meihuazhen？yinzhenyexinga！nimenshibushixueyide，zenmelianzuijibendezhongyiyongdezhendoubuzhidao！”
zheishihou，fuzeshoushudelianggeyishengzoulejinlai，tingdaoshenlangdehua，wunaiyaotou。
tacongyidoulinachuzongshisuishenxiedaideyitaoqixingzhendijileshenlang：“niyaoshibusixin，keyishishikan。”
fanzhengrendouyijingsile，suibiantazenmezhale。
“多谢！”
shenlangjieguoneitaoqixingzhen，buyoudezhangyuleyikouqi。
楚姨有救了。
tianchixue、huizhongxue、weiminxue，sanxueyiti。
qingmingxue、fengchixue、shanzhongxue、guanyuanxue、shangquxue，wuxueqizhong！
……
jigeyishenghushizhijianshenlangdongzuoxunjie，zuoyoushuangshoutongshikaigong，buguozhayandeshunjian，bingchuangshangdeshitishenshangyijingzhalejiujiubashiyizhen。
zhawanzhen，shenlangnaqiqiboqi，mengrananzailesishidexinkou。
“吱吱吱。”
yijingyipiansijidexindiantu，jingranyouzhongxinkaishigongzuole！
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