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精彩章节

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guoqusannian，tazuijiuhoubaozhewohan“niannian”，qingxingshikanzhewozheizhangkusisunianweidelianqueyoumanshishuli。

worenle，yiweirenxinshirouzhangde。zhidaozuotian，woqinertingjiantazaidianhualigensunianweiniwai：“shagua，

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womengdituikaizhuazhuwogebodeyongren，zaisuoyourenjingedemuguangzhong，caizheneishuanghentiangao，yibuyibu，

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wozhandingzaitamianqian，gezheyizhangpuzheangguibaiduandezhuozi。tashenshangyouguhendandelengliemuzhixiang，

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”woweiweicetou，yuguangpiejianshenyineifuxianeyoudaizhedianjinzhangdebiaoqing，

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kanzheyanqianzheigezaishenjiarutongdinghaishenzhenyibandenanren，yiziyiju，qingxiwubi：“tarangwogun，

haojitadebaiyueguangtengdifang。neimexianzai，shenzhiyuxiansheng，niquelaopoma？”siji。ruodadeyanhuitingli，

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jigeyongrenrumengchuxing，youyaoshangqian。“he。”yishengjiqingde，jihudaizhedianqiyindexiao，

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“ninbiekaiwanxiaole！tajiushigefengnvren！tajiushigetishen，dingzhenianniandelianzhaoyaozhuangpian！

ta……”“tishen？”shenzhiyudandandaduanta，yuqimeishenmebolan，querangshenyishunjianjinsheng，

xiangbeiqiazhulebozi。“wokantazheizhanglian，tingganjing，yetingshunyan。bimouxiekukutiti、zhenjiananbiande，

kanzheshufu。”tademuguangyiyousuozhidisaoguosunianwei。sunianweidelianshunjiantunjinxuese，yaoyaoyuzhui。

shenyitama，woneiqianzhunpopo，cikeyegubudeyitaile，chongguolai，shengyinjianli：“zhiyu！nihutule？！

zheizhong**huose，zenmepeijinwomenshenjiademen！tagangbeixiaoyishuaile，zhuantoujiugouyinni，fenmingshijuxinpoce！

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”zhulideshengyinpingbanwubo，quedaizheburongzhiyideyali，“zheilishishendongdesishi。”shenmubeiyezhu，

lianyizhenhongyizhenbai。shenzhiyudemuguangzhongxinluohuiwoshenshang，neilimianmeiyouwendu，zhiyoushenshi。“kaolvhaole？

”tawen，yudiaopingping，fangfozaiwenjintiandetianqi。xinzangzaixiongqianglifengkuangleidong，zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin，

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yaomechedilunweixiaobing，beishenjiasaodichumen，

yaome……zhuazhuyanqianzheigenkenengshijingjiyekenengshifumudedongxi。“kaolvhaole。”woyingzhetademuguang，

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xinshuiyaoqiubugao，jiuyitiao，”wodunleyixia，qingxidishuo，“beifenyaogao，yadezhumouxiebuzhangyandewanbei。

”shenzhiyudeyandi，neidianwanweidexiaoyisihujiashenlexiexu。“chengjiao。”tabochunqingqi，tuchulianggezi。

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“hukoubendailema？”tawen。wolengleyixia，xiayishiyaotou。sheicanjiaqiannanyoudehunlihaidaihukouben？

shenzhiyusihuyebuyiwai，cetouduizhulifenfu：“banxiaoshinei，

woyaokandaoliangbenhukoubenchuxianzaiminzhengjumenkou。”“shi，shendong。”zhulilikeyingsheng，zhuanshenkuaibulikai。

shenzhiyudemuguangzhongxinluohuiwolianshang，ranhou，

tazuoleyigerangzhenggeyanhuitingchedizhakaidedongzuo——tajiqizirandichaowoshenchuleshou。neizhishouganjingxiuzhang，

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sannianqian，shenyidiyiciqianwoshi，shoushinuande，yanshenquezonggezheshenme。rujin，zheizhishuyushenzhiyudeshou，

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wushudaomuguangxiangtanzhaodengyiyangdazaiwoshenshang，zhuore、zhenjing、biyi。

shenyidepaoxiaohesunianweiyayidechuoqichenglebeijingyin。woshenxiyikouqi，

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tadeshouzhishoulong，lidaobuqingbuzhong，quedaizheyizhongjueduidekongzhigan，burongwotuisuo。neizhangxinguoranbingliang，

meiyouyisinuanyi，hetazheigerenyiyang。“zoule。”tayanjianyigai，qianzhewo，zhuanshenjiuwangwaizou。

tabuzimaidehenda，wochuanzhexingdongbubiandehunshahegaogenxie，beitazhuaideliangqiangleyixia。tajiaobuweidun，

cetoupielewoyiyan，meishuohua，danbufamingxianfanghuanlexie。zheixiweidediaozheng，

jingrangwoxindihuangmiudishengqiyisibeizhaogudecuojue。“shenzhiyu！nigan！！”shenyichedifengle，

hongzheyanchongguolaixianglan。shenzhiyushenzhimeihuitou。gangcaineigexiangyingziyiyangdezhulibuzhiheshiyijinghuilai，

wushengwuxididangzaishenyimianqian，yizhishoukansisuiyidianzaitajianbangshang，shenyijingxiangbeidingzhuleyiyang，

dongdanbude，zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhewomenlikai。

shenmudekuhaohesunianweidejianjiaobeichedigejuezaishenhouhouzhongdeyanhuitingdamennei。menwai，

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shiyiwoshangche。tadeshouchoulideshunjian，neigubinglengdejinguganxiaoshi，zhangxincanliudechuganqueyichangqingxi。

cheneikongjiankuanchang，lengqikaidehenzu。shenzhiyuzuozaiwoduimian，bimuyangshen，

fangfogangcaizaihunlishangjingtiandongdideqiangren（huozheshuobeiqiang）zhishiyijianweibuzudaodexiaoshi。zhulizuozaifujia，

diguolailianggezhanxindehukouben。“shendong，cheng**，doubanhaole。”shenzhiyu“ng”leyisheng，

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peioulanjijiangyinshanglingyigemingzi。zhijianyoudianliang。yiluwuhua。chezipingwendishixiangminzhengju。

jintiandeminzhengjusihugewailengqing。womenjinqushi，zhiyouyigegongzuorenyuanzaizhiban。kandaoshenzhiyu，

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danggangyin“kada”yishenggaizailiangbenhongditangjindejiehunzhengshangshi，wowozheneibenhaidaizheyoumowenredecezi，

kanzhezhaopianshangbingjianerzuodelianggeren。wochuanzhebeisihuaidehunsha，lianshangdezhuangdagaiyehuale，yanshenkongdong。

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dagaishishijieshangzuibuxiangxinhunfufudexinhunzhaole。“shentaitai，”shenzhiyudeshengyinzaishencexiangqi，

pingjingwubo，“shouxubanwanle。”tadiguolaiyigeniupizhiwenjiandai：“shanshuijudedizhihemenjinka。

limianyouyizhangka，shenghuofeihezhizhuangfei，bugougenchenzhulishuo。”tashiyileyixiapangbiandezhuli，

“nixianguoqu，wohaiyougehui。”tashenzhimeiyouduokanneijiehunzhengyiyan，fangfoneizhishigeqianwandehetongfujian。

“shentaitai”sangezixiangbingzhuzizazaidishang。woniejinleshoulidewenjiandai，kanzhetazhuanshenlikaidetingbabeiying，

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yichangjiazhiqianyidehunyin，jiuzheiyangzaibanxiaoshinei，chenailuoding。chenzhulikaichesongwoquleshanshuiju。

neishibenshizuidingjidesirenzhuzhaiqu，dudongbieshu，zuoluozaibanshanyao，fengjingjuejia，anbaosenyan。

bieshushilengyingdexiandaifengge，judadeluodichuang，angguideyidalijiaju，heibaihuidezhusediao，

ganjingdeyichenburan，yelengqingdemeiyouyisirenqi。xiangjileyigejingxindazaodeyangbanjian，

huozhe……yigegaojilaolong。yongrenzhiyouyigechenmoguayandeayi，xingzhang，fuzedasaohezuofan，

jihubuhewojiaoliu。shoujigangkaiji，xinxihedianhuajiufengkuangyonglejinlai。

daduoshixiri“jiemei”de“guanxinwenhou”，zilixingjianquanshidatanhexingzailehuo。“wanning！

nizhendejiajishenyitaxiaoshule？！tiana！nizenmexiangdea？”“neigeshenzhiyutingshuochaokepade！

nibupama？shenjianengfangguoni？”“ze，weilebaofushenyi，niyetaipinleba？xiaoxinwanhuozifene！

”wolandekan，zhijieshezhilejingyin。daoshichengjia，woneigeweilishitudedie，potianhuangdidalailedianhua，

yuqishicongweiyouguodejidonghechanmei。“wanning！wodehaonver！nikezhenshijibazhanglianle！shendong！

neikeshishenzhiyua！yihouzanmenchengjiajiuquankaonile！haohaosihoushendong，qianwanbieretabugaoxing……”“ba，

”wodaduanta，shengyinpibei，“meishenmeshiwoguale。”“aidengdeng！

nididineigeliuxuedeshi……”“du…du…du…”wozhijieqiaduanledianhua。weilikongdefateng，

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tishen？bu。congjintianqi，woshishenzhiyufalvyiyishangdeqizi。zhishao，zaishenjiadejiayanshang，

shenyidebigongbijingdijiaowoyisheng“xiaoshenshen”。beifen，jiushiwoshoulizuifenglidedao。

jiajishenzhiyudediyigeyue，fengpinglangjingdexiangbaofengyuqiandesiji。tahenshaohuishanshuiju，

ouerhuilaiyeshishenye，daizheyishenqingliedeyanjiuweihepibei，zhijiejinzhuwopangbiandeshufang，