tishennvewochengyin，zhenxiangpuguangtachedipodafang！zheishuxiedezhenshichaojingcaichaoxihuan，zuozhedidiaoshuchishibarenwuchangjingxiehuojirenyizhongshenlinqijingdeganjue，xiaoshuozhurengongshijiangchenxiyanyuefei，jiangshulezheinvren，daodihejiangjiayoushenmeyuanyuan？“a，linyisheng，nihao！”jiangchenxizhidaoxianzaibushihusiluanxiangdeshihou，cangcuqishenshizhuanglechuangtou……
cishi，xiaoduodekesoushengyouturanjiaju，rangtaqiangyazhunuhuo，mengdizhuanshen。
kanjiannvertongkuhanmamadeyangzi，tayanleichadianyourenbuzhushenlechulai！
“liushen，mafannizhaokanxiaoduo。”
tashengyinlidaizheyayidezhandou：“wochuquyitang，henkuaihuilai！”
liushenkanzhetacangcudebeiying，yerenbuzhutanqi。
meirenbitagenglejiezheiduifuqidejixingaiqing，tayezaoliaodaochizaohuiyouzheiyangdeyitian！
tashitongqingjiangchenxide，queyoujuedeshizheinanrenshizizhaode……
tiangoutiandaozuihou，budouzheizhongjiejume？
……
baoyuqiaodazhebieshuqudetieyidamen，jiangchenxichongjinxuanguanshi，yanfangfangzhengquanzaidatingshafashangfumianmo。
“yo，zheibushiwodewonangfeijiefuma？”
tachexiamianmo，zhuangrongjingzhidelianshangguazhejixiao：
“tingshuojiejiequxiaozhounianqing，nijiujizhehuilaiguitianle？zaogaosuni，tiangoutiandaozuihou，zhuding——”
“bizui！yanyuefeizaina？”
jiangchenxizhongzhongdaduanta，yushuishunzhefashaodizaidalishidimian，yinchushensedehenji。
yanfangfangmengdiyizhan，renbuzhutiaomei！
zheinanrenshizenmele？pingshijianletaliangjiemei，liandaqidoubuganchu，jintianchicuoyaole？
居然敢吼自己？
tahuiguoshen，youdeyihuanglehuangshouji：“yaobuniqiuwo，wohaoxinbangnidatongjiejiededianhua？”
“wowenni，yanyuefeizaina！”
jiangchenximengdibijin，yiziyidun，shenshangdeyushuijianzaitaangguidezhensishuiqunshang。
xianranyicaidao，yanyuefeilaheita，zheixiaoyizijueduigongbukemei！
yanfangfangzhongyuhedejianjiaozhehoutui，zhuangfanlechajishangdexiangxunlu，huposedejingyoupozaiditanshang，sanfazhelingrenzuooudetianniqixi！
“ni……nixiangganshenme？lai……lairenya！bazheigefengziganchuqu！”
liangmingyanjiabaobiaoxunsucongwaimianchongjinlai。
jiangchenxiceshenshanguotamendeqianzhi，yuguangpiejianzhuomianchubaifangdefujiayaoqinghan，shangmianheranyinzheyanyuefeidemingzi。
nuhuozhongshaozhiji，tatingjianerlouchuanlaishuxidejiaobusheng。
taitouwangqu，zhengjianyanyuefeihuanbuxialai，zhuangrongjingzhidexiangshiyaoquheairenyuehui！
“xingjiangde，niyoufashenmefeng？”
yanyuefeimantiaosilididaishangfuchengsongdezhenzhuerding，yuqilimanshijifeng：
“buzaiyiyuanshouzhenineibingyangzinver，paohuilaiganshenme？nandaoxiangqiuwoqukanta？”
jiangchenxizuanjinquantou，zhijiajihuyaocichuanzhangxin：“yanyuefei，woyaonimashanggenwoquyiyuan，jixiaoduozuoxuexingpeixing。”
yanyuefeilengleleng，suijijingguyiyishenglengxiao：
“peixing？nifengleba？wokeshiyaojiajinfujiaderen，quneizhongmanshibingjundedifang？wanyichuanranjifushaozenmeban？”
“这是救命！”
jiangchenxinuhou：“tashiniqinshengnver！”
“qinshengde，youzenyang？”
yanyuefeilengxiao：“dangchuwojiubugaishengxiata！yaobushinizheitiangoukukuaiqiu，wozaojiubatadadiao，yemeiyoutaxianzaidekunan，zuikuihuoshoushini——”
“够了！”
jiangchenxideshengyinlidaizhecongweiyouguodehenli：
“nijintianyaoshibuqupeixing，womenjiuenduanyijue！congcinizounideyangguandao，woguowodedumuqiao，niyihoukeqianwanbiehouhui！”
来了！
又来了？
yanyuefeitiaomei，yanshenlimanshibuxie：
“enduanyijue？niyiweiwohuipani？jiunizheigewonangfei，nengnawozenmeyang？”
“wogaosuni，jiusuanmeiyouni，wozhaoyangnengjiajinfujia，zhaoyangnengguoshangrenshangrendeshenghuo！ernilikaiwo，jianghuibiandegengpinkun！geng**！”
jiangchenxidunshiquantoujinwo，yaoyaqiechi。
shouji**quezaizheishituranxiangqi。
yanyuefeipieleyanpingmu，shunjianhuanshangtianmeideshengxian：
“fushao？woyijingzhunbeihaole，xianzaijiuxialou……shenme？nainaixihuanlanbaoshi？hao，renjiazheijiuquheniyiqiqutiao……”
tacaizheshilimidegaogenxiecongtashenbianlveguo，xiangnaierdeqiweihunzhexuesongxiang，cidetayankuangfasuan。
“jiejie，yidingyaoxingfue！”
yanfangfangduizheyanyuefeihanleyisheng，caizhuanshenkanzhejiangchenxi，zuijiaogouqiyimojifengdexiao：
“enduanyijue？renjiahaopapayo！buguo，jiusuanniguixialaiqiujiejie，jiejieyebuhuiqupeixingde！”
“bijing，jiejiekebuxiangrangfujiazhidao，tayougezheimemeiyongdezhangfuheyigebingyangzinver。”
jiangchenximeiyoulihuizheikebodexiaoyizi，wangzhemenwaiqizizuojinfuchengdehaoche，cheweidedengguangzaiyumuzhonghuachujifengdehuxian。
yanfangfangqiaozheshou，niuzheliuyaolaidaotamianqian：
“jiefu，nibushidayinghejiejielihunlema？jidekuaidianbaxieyinihao，xiaoduodefuyangquanguinile，yinweiwojiehefujiakebuxiangyangtuoyoupinge！”
shuowan，lengxiaoyishengyezhuanshenlikai。
雨声突然变大。
jiangchenxiyigerentanzuozaishafashang，mochuyanhe，quefaxianlimianzhishengbanzhizhoubabadeyan。
zheishihou，shoujizaikoudaizhendong。
linyanqiudexiaoxixiangzhadanbanzaishoujipingmushangzhakai：
“haisheng36xiaoshi，ruojinrizaiwupeixingjieguo，jianyifangqihouxuzhiliao，fouze……”
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