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“duyanlaoda，jiushita，jiushizheitiaogou！”
tieniujidongwubi，“kuaishaleta，duochengroujiang，woneitiaojinmaoquanyitianmeiweile，daihuiwonahuiquweigou！”
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duyanhunshenmengdiyizhan，chaozheshenhoudeyiqunshouxiajiaohoudao。
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yiqunshouxiazhengyaochaozhaochenchongqu。
duyanheleyitiao，“sheijiaonimendata，datieniu，dazheitouchunniu，dasilesuanwode！”
“shenme？”
所有人都傻了眼。
tieniushenzhidouwangleteng，zhangdazuibadao：“duyanlaoda，nishibushishuocuole？”
“kao！goudongxi，zhaolaodaniyeganre，jintianbudasini，wojiubuyongzaijiangyunhunle！”
独眼简直气疯了。
zheiqunchunshouxia，yigegejitazhizaomafan。
suanqilai，zheidoudisancile。
kandaozhaochenneizhongsixiaofeixiaodelian，tadouganjuehaoxiangshiyanwangzaiduizhetaxiao。
“nizheigegaisidedongxi！”
独眼越想越气。
benlai，shangcidougenzhaochengaohaoleguanxi，haiyaoqingtaqubangjianglaodazhuzhen。
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“yanwang……wo……”
“shenmeyanwang？”
duyandalegejiling，zhidaotabuxiangdangzhezheimeduorenbiaolushenfen，lianmangdao：“zhaogongzi，nikanzheijigegoudongxizenmechuli？”
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噗通！噗通！
zuihanjirenhedetanruanzaidi。
zhaochenxilekouyan，“buzhangjixingani。”
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tamaibuchaomenwaizouqu，gangchulemenkou，turanxiangqileshenme，“duile，dishangzheilianggeren，wobuxiangzaikandao。”
fanyuanchenhezhonghongyihenhendeduosuoleyixia，kuxiayire，zhijieniaolekuzi。
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fanyuanchenpadaolezhaochenjiaobian，zhuazhutadekujiaoaiqiudao。
“zhaochen，gangcaiwodoushikaiwanxiaode，niraowozheiyici，worangwobajiniqian，henduoqian。”
钟弘毅勉强的笑着。
“xiangrangworaolenimen？”zhaochenxixuedekanzhetamen。
“shishishi。”
“yebushibukeyi。kanzaixueyingdemianzishang，zheiyangba，nimenlianggesheixuegoujiao，sheixuedezuixiang，wojiuraoleshei。”
“wangwangwang……woxuedexiang。”
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“wocaishigou，woquanjiadoushigou，nizenmegenwobi？”
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“hahahaha……”
zhaochendaxiaoqilai，“xingle，kanzainimenzheiliangtiaogouxuedehaibucuo，raolenimenle！”
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范元晨大喜。
“woyeshi，wozhonghongyiweinimashoushizhan，nirangwozhuaji，wobuganniangou！”
tamenyesuankanqingchule，lianduyandouruciweijuzhaochen，neime，tadeshenfenkexiangerzhi。
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linqianqianzhanglezhangzui，guqiyongqiwendao：“zhao，zhaogongzi，wonengbunengmaomeidewenyixia，nidaodishishenmeshenfen？”
qitajirendouhaoqidekanzhezhaochen。
sihu，zaijiangyunshi，meiyouyigexingzhaodejiazu。
nandao，tabushijiangyunshibendiren？
“wonengyoushenmeshenfen。”
zhaochenpingjingdechouzheyan，“zaifeizhoubanlejinianzhuanhuilai，shenwufenwen。”
jimincuoedao：“nei，neiweiduyanlaodazenmezheimepani？”
“taneibushipawo，erqiewodangnianzaifeizhoubangguotayicixiaomang，zheixiedaoshanghundehenjiangyiqi，meixiangdaoneimedianxiaoshitahaijide。”
“jiuzheiyang？”
“buranni？”
yitingzheihua，fanyuanchenhezhonghongyiduishiyiyan，manmantingzhileyaoban。
madi，haiyiweitashishenmebudelededarenwu，yuanlaizhishigezaifeizhoubanzhuande。
kuidetamenbuyaoliandexuelebantiangoujiao，haikoukoushengshengdeyaojitazuogou。
jiyigebanzhuandezuogou，tamendiubuqizheigeren！
“yuanlaizhishigebanzhuande。”
fanyuanchenlengxiaodao：“xiaozi，woquannibuyaotaixiaozhang，renqingzongyouyongwandeyitian，nizhibuguobangleduyanlaodayidianxiaomang，tanengbangnizheiyici，jiubucuole！”
zhonghongyixiufendao：“jintianzheishibusuanwan，nijiwodengzheqiao！”
xianzaiduyanhaizai，tamenbuganduizhaochenzenmeyang，dengguoyizhenzi，zheigechangzichizaoyaozhaohuilai！
liangrendaishangnvpengyoushangleche，juechenerqu。
zhaoxueyingyanshenfuzadekanlezhaochenyiyan，“zhaochen，yihoubuyaozaichengnengle，fanyuanchenshuodedui，renqingzongyouyongwandeyitian。”
“nimeishidehua，jiusongyajinghuiquba，tajialidebijiaoyuan，womenyouhelejiubunengkaiche。”
tongyajingzhazhadayanjinghaoqidekanzhezhaochen，yemeiyoujujue。
“xingba。”
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“zhaochen，nizhendezhishigebanzhuande？”tongyajinghuranwendao。
“ng，zaifeizhoubanlebanian。”
“wobuxin。”
“buxinladao。”
tongyajingyizhabuzhadekanzheta，“woyoubuhuishuochuqu，nishuoshuozenmele。nipiandeletamenpianbulewo，woduiduyantailejiela。”
“tajueduibushineizhongjiangyiqideren，nikendingbushiyibanren。”
zhaochenchayidekanletayiyan，xiaozhedao：“neinijuedewoshishenmeren？”
“woyebuzhidao，buguo，nigenbiedenanrendoubuyiyang。”
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