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zuotiandadiannahuilaideneixiebingqi，doushicancipin。
chaozuijinyizuobingqifangganqu，luchengxuyaoyizhuxiangzuoyoushijian。
erduoturanyidong，zuijiaoluchuyisilengxiao：“haizhenyoubuzhisihuodegenzaiwoshenhou，wodaoxiangyaokankan，shisheiyizhigenzhewo。”
raokaidalu，guaiguoyitiaojiedao，jinruyizuowurenxiaoxiang，liangcedoushigaodadeyuanqiang，shenchuhaiyouxingchoudeweidaochuanlai，xuduoguowangzhiren，zaicidifangbian。
tingzhushenti，zaitashenhouchuanlaisousousheng，liudaorenying，weizhuxiaoxiangdechukou。
“nimengenwozheimejiu，yizhizangtouluweixiaquma。”
chaoliurenkanqu，heiyimengmian，zhibaoliuyishuangyanjingzaiwaimian，shouchiminghuangdebingqi，mouzhongshifangchujingtianshaqi，mimanzhenggexiaoxiang。
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liurenshilidoubudi，zhiyouyirenshihoutianwuzhong，qitawurenqingyisehoutianliuzhongjing，
“zhoutong，zaidanbaogewomeishani，meixiangdaonihaibusixin，nizheishizaizijuefenmu。”
liuwuxieyanmouturandinggezaiyouceyimingnanzilianshang，hedetashentiwanghoutuileyibu，tadeshenfenzenmehuibeishipo。
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“jiupingnimenzheixielajiyexiangshawo。”
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“一群土崩瓦狗！”
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“咔嚓！”
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“嗤！”
haowuzhengzhao，daoqisijian，chongguolaidesimingshashouhaiweifanyingguolai，turandinggezaiyuandi。
“好快的刀！”
shashoutoumulianshangdemianzhaohualuo，shuangyanjingkong，meijianguorucikepazhiren。
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“你想知道吗？”
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yanmouyileng，shouzhongzhangdaoturancijinzhoutongdexiaofu，xianxuekuangpen。
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“guye，nizenmelaile？”
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“噗嗤……”
shenbianjimingqingyixiaosigenzheyiqidaxiao，yanmouzhongjinxianchaofengzhise。
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结果！
xianxiejianglianqishijinongzhale，zineizhihou，zaiyemeitazuguolianqishi。
“dongzhangju，womenyaobuyaozuzhita，yaoshinaochuluanzi，womendouyaoshouqianlian。”
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“rangtanaoba，naobuleduojiule。”
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hushidianranluzihou，qiangzaiqianmian，tasuiranhaizaixuetujieduan，yibandebingqi，yenengduanzaochulai，jiushiyouxiecucao。
“hushi，nixiangbuxiangchengweiyidailianqidashi？”
liuwuxietiaochujikuaichengsejihaodeyuntie，baifangzaianshang，turanchaohushiwendao。
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