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yizhizhishengjifeikuaidechuanpoleyuye，huanhuandetingzailejiangzuojichang……
jiangzuozhanbudechujianglichenglongyijinanjingzhanqudetongshuaihejundaizheyizhongrenyuan，liansechenzhongdemaoyuyingleshangqu。
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suoyi，zaixiaguo，tamenshizuijuyoufayanquanderen。rujinsanzhanglaolilinjiangzuo，jirenzirandouxinqingtanteyoujinzhang。
henkuai，feijicangmendakai，xianzouxialaijiweishibing。
zuihouxialaishiyiweishenchuanheipaodelaozhe，mianronggangyi，yanshenzhongmanshizhengqi！。
suiranyijingnianguohuajia，danshiqueyijiujingshendousou。
“拜见三长老！”
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“heng！ququyigehaoqiang，jingranrangzhenggejiangzuoshidouwuyanzhangqi！
jiangzuo，shitahaojiadejiangzuo，
haishizheibaixingdejiangzuo，tangtangxiaguozhengjingdeguanyuan，chuchukanhaoqiangdelianse，zhenshidiujinzhanbudelian！！”
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“sanzhanglao，xinu，xinua！”
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“beiche，nimenjige，genwoquhoushan！”
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xiaguo，qianneihaizidetaiduole，zheiyicitajueduibunengshoushang……
后山。
congbanshanyaodaoshanjiao，mianyanshuli，baihuahuadequanshiyiqunqunhaojiadeshouxia，erbuyuanchuzeshiyiqunchuanzheshenlvsezhifudeshibingyijingjiangzhengzuohoushanmimimamadeweichengleyigequandudeyanyanshishi……
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“dianzhu，tamendaole！”
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haobabuyoulengxiaoliangsheng，yazhuxinzhongdenuhuodao
“xiaozi，nizhendeshikuangwangdejixian，nijiupingjienishenbiandeshigeren，miewozhenggejiazuma？jianzhishiyixiangtiankai！”
haobashuowan，renqunzhizhongyijingchuxianyixieqiangzhelaidaolerenqundezuiqianfang。wangzhezijizheibiandeqiangzhe，haobasihaomeiyoubaqintianfangzaiyanzhong，zongrantamenshiliqiangheng，dantazheibianzheicidongyonglehaojiasuoyoudeziyuan，guangshizhanwangdegaoshoujiuyouliangge，chucizhiwai，haiyoujinshimingzhanshen，shushimingzhansheng，baimingqiangzhezhe，yijishangqianhaodashou。
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“erye，hexuduoyan！”
“heng！kuangtu！jiushitashalejiazhuheshaoye，shang！shaleta！”
“上！”
chourenjianmian，fenwaiyanhong。liangbingxiangjian，hexuduoyan。yishenglingxia，qianrenbuduibianweifenglinlindechongshangshanding。
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“嘶”
taiqiangle，shunjian，yiguqiangdazhijideyapoganxijuanhaojiaqiangzhezhoushenshangxia，mingmingzijizheibianrenshuzhanjinleyoushi，quesihufanerzijizheibianyaligengda，neiqunrendaodizaizixinxieshenme？
“shang，baneixierenjizuole！”suizhehaobayishenglingxia，dunshitashenbianjiuyouzheshiweizhanshen，liangweizhanwanghejishimingzhanshengchongxiangleqintianneibian。zaihaojianeijigerenchongguolaideshihou，tianxingdiandeliudazhanshenhesidatianwangfenfenbadaoyingmianershang。
轰轰轰轰……
meiyousihaodehualihushao，youzhijieyouxionghen！
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“sha！”qilinjiangqixininggu，shouzhangpadeyixiapaizaijianbingshang，zuihouzhengzhengbazhiqilinzhangjiandaizhehuohuayingshengshengdejipoleneizhanshenjiejie，suihourutonglixianzhijianyibachuantoulezheizhanshendeshenti……
“ni，nishizhanwang…”zheihaojiazhanshenwuzheshangkou，queyijuhuahaimeiyoushuowan，jiuyijingmeilehuxi。
zheibianshi，tianwangdeshili……
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