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精彩章节

xiaocaohexuebatongshixiangwogaobai。wozhengyouyu，yanqianturanpiaoguoyixingxuehongdedanmu。【biexin，zheishigeduyue，

weilerangniqimofenxin，haorangxiaohuanadiyi。】woxiaole。diertian，

wodangzhequanxiaodemianshuo：「woxihuandeshinianjidiyi，sheikaoguota，wojiugenshei。」tamenyiweiwenle。

quebuzhi，woshuodeshineigecongmeirenzhuyiguode，zhenzhengdexueshen。

1.xiaocaopeiranhexuebaxiayutongshixiangwogaobaile。zaixuexiaodegonggaolanqian，renlairenwang。

yibianshizhangyangdehongmeigui，yibianshiqingyadebaijiegeng。zhouweidekongqifangfodouninggule，

suoyourendemuguangxiangtanzhaodengyiyangdazaiwoshenshang。woshouchongruojing，naoziyipiankongbai。peiran，

xuexiaolishenyiyangdecunzai，jiajingyouyue，zhangxianggengshimeideshuo，shisuoyounvshengdemeng。xiayu，

changnianbazhannianjidiyidexueba，qinglengjingui，shilaoshimenyanlidetianzhijiaozi。zheilianggeren，

zenmehui……tongshikanshangwo？wo，suli，yigechulechengjihaixing，yangmao、jiashidoupingpingwuqideputongnvsheng。

peiranlvxiankaikou，shengyindaizhetayiguandejieaobuxun。「suli，zuowonvpengyou。」bushiyiwenju，

shikendingju。tadudingwobuhuijujue。jinjiezhe，xiayuqinglengdeshengyinxiangqi。「suli，woxihuanni，

qinghewojiaowang。」tadeyanshenhenzhencheng，buxiangkaiwanxiao。wochedimengle，xinzangpengpengkuangtiao，

jihuyaocongsangziyanbengchulai。xingfulaidetaituran，jiuxiangtianshangdiaolelianggejudadexianbing，

bupianbuyizazaiwotoushang。wogaixuanshei？xuansheihaoxiangdoushitiandadefuqi。jiuzaiwozhunbeikaikoudeshihou，

yanqianturanpiaoguoyixingxuehongsededanmu。henxiao，henxi，xianghuanjueyiyang。【biedaying！zheishigeduyue！

】【peiranhexiayudadu，sheinengxianzhuidaoni，duzhuyiwankuai。】【zuizhongmudeshirangnifenxin，qimokaoza，

haorangxiaohuayewanwannanian-jidiyi！】wotongkongzhousuo，hunshendexueyefangfoshunjianninggule。danmu？

woshijingzhalezhayan，neixingzixiaoshile，fangfocongweichuxianguo。keneimeiyigezi，

douxiangzhenyiyangzhajinwodenaozili。duyue……yuanlaishizheiyang。woshunjianmingbaile。

yewanwanshipeirandeqingmeizhuma，yeshixiayugongkaidenvshen。erwo，shiweiyinengzaichengjishangyatayitouderen。

suoyi，weilerangnvshenkaixin，tamenjiunawodangduzhu，xianghuilewo？zhouweideqihongshengyuelaiyueda。「dayingta！

dayingpeiran！」「xuebayehenshuaia！sulikuaixuanyige！」wokanzheyanqianzheilianggekanchengwanmeidenanren，

yigexiaodezhangyang，yigeyanshenqidai。tamendeyanjizhenhaoa。haodaowochadianjiuxinle。

xindidekuangxishunjianlengque，querdaizhideshiyigubeiyunongdefennuhe……buganxin。pingshenme？

pingshenmewojiuyaochengweinimentaohaobierendexishengpin？woshenxiyikouqi，yaxiaxintoudefanyong。zaitaitoushi，

lianshangyijingguashangleyimoxiuseyouweinandeweixiao。「xiexienimendexihuan，keshi……」woguyilazhangleshengyin，

kanzhetamenweiweibianhuadelianse。「woxinliyijingyouxihuanderenle。」zheihuayichu，quanchanghuaran。

peirandexiaorongjiangzailianshang，xiayuyezhouqilemei。「shishei？」peirandeyuqidaishangleyisiweixian。

wozhalezhayan，xiaodegengtianle。「woxihuanderen，shizhenzhengdenianjidiyi。」

「nimenliang……sheiyaoshinengkaoguota，wojiujieshousheidegaobai。」shuowan，wobaozheshu，

zaisuoyourenzhenjingdemuguangzhong，zhuanshenliqu。shenhou，peiranhexiayudelianse，yidinghenjingcaiba。heihei。xiangwan？

neijiupeinimenhaohaowanwan。2.wodehuaxiangyikezhadan，zaixuexiaolizhakaileguo。xiayubujiushinianjidiyima？

sulizheihuashishenmeyisi？nandaotaxihuanderenjiushixiayu，zheishizaibianxiangdidayingta，shunbianjujuepeiran？

yishijian，gezhongcaiceshenxiaochenshang。peirandelianseheidexiangguodi，

jushuodangtianxiawujiubalanqiuchangshangdelankuangjikouhuaile。erxiayu，suiranbiaomianyijiuqingleng，

danyandidedeyiqueshizangbuzhude。tadagaiyiwei，woshuode「zhenzhengdenianjidiyi」jiushitaziji。fangxuehou，

xiayuzaixiaomenkouduzhulewo。tatuiletuibiliangshangdejinsiyanjing，jingpianhoudeyanjingshanzhezhizaibidedeguang。

「suli，nijintianshuodehua，shirenzhendema？」woguzuojingyadikanzheta。「shenmehua？」「nishuo，

sheikaoguonianjidiyi，nijiugenshei。」tayiziyijudizhongfu。wodiandiantou，yilianwugu。「duia，

woshizheimeshuode。」「wojiushinianjidiyi。」taqiangdiaodao，yuqilidaizheyisibuyichajuedejiqie。

wopuchiyishengxiaolechulai。「xiayutongxue，nishibushiwuhuileshenme？」wocoujinta，yadishengyin，

yongzhiyouwomenlianggerennengtingjiandeshengyinshuo。「wodeyisishi，zhenzhengde，yinzangde，

wurenzhixiaode……nianjidiyi。」xiayudetongkongmengdiyisuo。「nishenmeyisi？」womeizaijieshi，

chongtazhalezhayan，zhuanshenjiuzou。liuxiatayigerenzhanzaiyuandi，liansebianhuanmoce。wozhidao，gouziyijingfangxia，

tashanggoule。jiexialai，jiugailundaolingyiweile。guoran，meizouduoyuan，jiubeiyidurenqianglanzhulequlu。

peiranxiekaozaixiangkoudeqiangshang，zuilidiaozhegenmeidiandeyan，yanshenhuianbumingdikanzhewo。tashenhoudejigegenban，

gegedoudiaoerlangdang，yilianbushan。「suli，nidanzibuxiaoa。」peiranzoushangqian，yibajiangwoanzaiqiangshang，

shoubeichengzaiwoerbian，jiangwokunzaitadeshentiheqiangbizhijian。

yigudandandeyancaoweihunhezhetashenshangqingliedeshaonianqixi，shunjianjiangwobaowei。henweixiandejuli。danwomeipa。

woshenzhihaixiaodechulai。「peirantongxue，youshima？」tabeiwodefanyingnongdeyileng，suijilengxiaoyisheng。

「zhuangsha？nijintianranglaozizaiquanxiaomianqiandiuleneimedaderen，jiuxiangzheimesuanle？」tadeliankaodehenjin，

huxidoupenzaiwodelianshang，rerede，yangyangde。「neinixiangzenmeyang？」woyangzhetou，

haobuweijudiyingshangtademuguang。「gaosuwo，nishuodeneigeyenanrenshishei？」tadeshengyinyadehendi，

daizhenongnongdehuoyaowei。「woweishenmeyaogaosuni？」wofanwen。「ni！」peiranbeiwoyedeshuobuchuhua，

qidexiongkouqifu。wokanzhetaqijibaihuaideyangzi，xinlilekailehua。「xiangzhidao？keyia。」

woshenchushouzhi，qingqingdianleyixiatadexiongkou，gezhebobodexiaofu，nengganjuedaotashunjianjiangyingdejirou。

「kaoguota，wojiugaosuni。」wodianqijiao，coudaotaerbian，yongqishengshuochuneijutongyangdehua。「zhenzhengde，

nianjidiyi。」shuowan，wotuikaita，zhenglileyixiayifu，yangzhangerqu。shenhoudepeiran，gujiliandoulvle。

yichanghaoxi，caiganggangkaishi。3.congneitianqi，xuexiaolideqifenbiandeyichangguiyi。

cengjingcongbutarutushuguanyibudexiaocaopeiran，jurankaishitiantianwangneierpao。

suiranmeicidouzuobuleshifenzhongjiufanzaodizhuatoufa，danzhishaoshigekaishi。erxuebaxiayu，zebiandegengjiakeku。

tabuzaimanzuyuketangshangdezhishi，kaishifengkuangdishuagezhongjingsaiti，

shenzhituoguanxinonglailewangniangaokaodejuemijuan。tamenliangjiuxiangliangzhishanglefatiaodegongji，andilifengkuangjiaojing。

erwo，zechengletamenzhongdian“guanzhao”deduixiang。「suli，zheidaotiwobuhui，nijiwojiangjiang。」

peirannazheyibenshuxuelianxice，dalaladizuozaiwopangbiandekongweishang，yitiaotuishendelaozhang，

jihuzhanlebangeguodao。tashenshangneiguzhangyangdeqixi，rangzhouweidetongxuedourenbuzhucemu。

wopieleyiyanneidaoti。yidaojiandandesanjiaohanshu。tahuicaiguai。「buhaoyisi，woyebuhui。」

wotouyebutaidijujue。「nizenmekenengbuhui？」pei-ranbuxin，yibaqiangguowodebi，「nijiwojiang，

buranwojiuyizhizuozheier。」shuawulai？woxinlilengxiao，mianshangquebudongshengse。「haoba。」wojieguobi，

kaishizaicaogaozhishangxiexiehuahua。peirandetoucouleguolai，liwohenjin。wonengwendaotatoufashangxifashuideqingxiang，

hainengkandaotanongmixianzhangdejiemao。budebushuo，zheizhanglianqueshihenyoumihuoxing。woyibianjiang，

yibianguyifangmansudu，shengyinyadeyoudiyouruan。「nikan，zheiliyaoyongyoudaogongshi，

sin(π/2-α)=cosα……」wodezhijianhuaguotashoulideshuye，

bujingyidipengdaoletadeshouzhi。tadeshouzhihenzhang，gujiefenming，daizheyisiliangyi。

woganjuedaotashentishunjiandejiangying。wotaiqitou，chongtawugudizhalezhayan。「donglema？」

tadehoujieshangxiagundongleyixia，yanshenyouxiepiaohu。「……meidong。」「neiwozaijiangyibian。」

woyouzhongfuleyibian，zheiyici，wodeshengyingengruanle，zhijianzaici“buxiaoxin”huaguotadeshoubei。

tadehuximingxianluanle。「dong……dongle。」tajihushiqiangguolianxice，luohuangertao。kanzhetacanghuangdebeiying，

wozuijiaodehuduyuelaiyueda。xiaoyanger，haizhibuleni？dafalepeiran，xiayuyoulaile。

tabuxiangpeiranneimezhijie，ershixuanzeleyizhonggeng“gaoji”defangshi。wuxiushijian，taduanzhecanpan，

jingzhizuodaolewodeduimian。「suli，wotingshuonizaizhaoyibenguanyuboyilundeshu？」wotaiqitou，youxiejingya。

zheijianshiwozhigentushuguanliyuantiguoyici。「nizenmezhidao？」「woqiahaoyou。」tatuiletuiyanjing，

congshubaolinachuyibenhouhoudeyingwenyuanbanshu，「keyijiejini，buguoyougetiaojian。」laile。「shenmetiaojian？

」「meitianzhongwu，peiwoyiqichifan。」takanzhewo，yanshenlishishizaibidededuding，「shunbian，

jiaoliuyixiaxuexixinde。」zheishixiangjinshuiloutaixiandeyuea。「keyi。」woshuangkuaididayingle。

fanzhengwoyebukui。jiexialaiderizi，wodeshenghuobiandeyichang“chongshi”。shangwubeipeiranchanzhejiangti，

zhongwupeixiayuchifantaolun，xiawuhaiyaoyingfulianggerengezhongmingshianshidedatan。「suli，nixihuanderen，

ta……youshenmetezhengma？」「suli，neigesuoweide‘diyi’，shiwomenxuexiaodema？」

womeicidouxiaoerbuyu，huozhesuibianshuoyixiemolengliangkedehua，batamenshuadetuantuanzhuan。tamenyueshijiqie，

wojiuyueshidanding。wozhidao，yuerhaimeidaozuiedeshihou，xianzaishouxian，taizaole。zheitianfangxue，

wozhaoliqutushuguanhaishu。zoudaoshujiadeguaijiaochu，wokandaoyigeqingshoudebeiying。nanshengchuanzheganjingdebaichenshan，

shenxingtingba，zhengdianzhejiao，shenshouqugouzuigaoyicengdeyibenshu。xiyangdeyuhuitouguochuanghusajinlai，

jitadushangleyicengjinsedeguangyun。huamianmeihaodexiangyifuhua。woguishishenchadizouleguoqu。「xuyaobangmangma？

」nanshenghuiguotou。neishiyizhangqingjuanyoumoshengdelian，pifuhenbai，zuichunhenbo，biliangshangjiazheyifuheikuangyanjing，

jingpianhoudeyanjing，shensuidexiangyitangujing。shita。guyan。neigewokouzhong「zhenzhengdenianjidiyi」。

yigechulemingzi，jihumeirenlejiedeshenmicunzai。takanlewoyiyan，dandandi「ng」leyisheng，suanshihuiying。

woxiaolexiao，bangtabaneibenshunalexialai。shiyibendeyubande《fushide》。「jini。」「xiexie。」

tadeshengyinhenhaoting，xiangqingquanliuguoshanshi。jiuzaiwomenshouzhijiaocuodeyishunjian，wo“buxiaoxin”shouyihua，

shudiaozailedishang。womentongshiwanyaoqujian。tou，zhuangzaileyiqi。“peng”deyisheng，buzhong，danhenqingxi。

wowuzheetou，taiqiyan，zhenghaoduishangtakanguolaidemuguang。womendejuli，jinzaizhichi。

woshenzhinengcongtaheisedetongkongli，kandaozijixiaoxiaodedaoying。tadeyanshenhenjing，jingderangwoyouxiexinhuang。

「duibuqi。」wolvxiankaikou，dapolezheigaisideai-mei。「meishi。」tajianqishu，zhanqishen，

chongwoweiweidianlediantou，ranhouzhuanshenlikai。congshizhizhong，meiyouyisiduoyudebiaoqing。wokanzhetalikaidebeiying，

xinzangquebuzhengqidiloutiaoleyipai。zheigeren……haoxiangbiwoxiangxiangde，haiyaonangaoding。4.guyandechuxian，

xiangyikeshizitoujinhuxin，dapoleyuanbendejiangju。peiranhexiayuhenkuaijiutongguogezidequdao，

suodinglezheigexinde“xianyiren”。「suli，neigejiaoguyande，jiushinixihuanderen？」tiyukeshang，

peiranbaozheyigelanqiu，bawoduzaileqicaishidejiaoluo。hanshuishunzhetadexiahexianhualuo，

dizaitatuqidehoujieshang，youzhongshuobuchudexinggan。「nicai？」**zaidianzishang，lanyangyangdihuida。

「caigepi！」tayouxiefanzaodibaqiuzazaidishang，「nizhishuo，shibushita？」lanqiuzaidishangdanqi，

fachuchenmendeshengxiang。「shiyouzenmeyang？bushiyouzenmeyang？」wofanwen，「fanzheng，nimensheiyekaobuguota。」

woshuodeshishihua。guyandechengji，shiyigechuanshuo。tacongbucanjiarenhexingshidepaiming，

danmeiyicimodikaoshideneibushuju，tadefenshudougaodeheren，shiduancengshidenianya。

zhishitaweirentaiguodidiao，congbuzhangyang，suoyizhidaoderenliaoliaowuji。peiranxianranbuxin。

「yigeshudaizieryi，laozihuikaobuguota？」tachixiaoyisheng，yandimanshiqingmie。womeishuohua，

zhishikanzhetaxiao。neizhongxiaorong，rangpeiranxinlifamao。「nixiaoshenme？」「woxiaoni，taitianzhen。」

wozhanqishen，pailepaishenshangdehui。「peiran，biebaifeiliqile，nibushitadeduishou。」shuowan，woraoguota，

zhunbeilikai。shouwanquebeitayibazhuazhu。tadeliqihenda，niedewoshengteng。「suli，nibietaideyi。」

tayaozheya，yiziyijudishuo，「woyidinghuibatacaizaijiaoxia，rangnixinganqingyuandizuowodenvren。」

tadeyanshenxianglangyiyang，chongmanleqinlvexinghezhanyouyu。woshuaikaitadeshou，rouleroufahongdeshouwan。「wodengzhe。

」lingyibian，xiayuyekaishilexingdong。tameiyouxiangpeiranneiyangzhijielaizhiwenwo，

ershixuanzelecongguyanshenshangxiashou。takaishiyouyiwuyidichuxianzaiguyandezhouwei。tushuguan，shitang，

shenzhi……cesuo。taxiangtongguoguancha，zhaochuguyande“ruodian”。raner，guyanjiuxiangyigejueyuanti，

youyanbujin。wulunxiayuzenmepangqiaoceji，mingshianshi，tadouhaowufanying。yijiushikanzijideshu，

chizijidefan，dulaiduwang，fangfoyigehuozaizijishijielideren。xiayudiyiciganjuedaolecuobai。

tayinyiweiaodezhishangheqingshang，zaiguyanmianqian，jiuxiangyiquandazaimianhuashang，haowuyongwuzhidi。zheitianzhongwu，

xiayuyouyici“ouyu”leguyan。tazuozaiguyanduimian，kanzhetamantiaosilidichizhefan，zhongyurenbuzhule。

「guyantongxue。」guyantaiqitou，jingpianhoudeyanjingjingjingdikanzheta。「tingshuo，nihesulizoudehenjin？」

xiayukaimenjianshan。guyanfangxiakuaizi，naqizhijincalecazui。「suoyini？」

tadeyuqipingdandetingbuchurenheqingxu。「woxiwangnilitayuanyidian。」xiayutuiletuiyanjing，

yuqilidaizhejinggaodeyiwei，「tashiwokanshangderen。」guyanwenyan，zuijiaosihugouqileyimojidande，

jihukeyihulvebujidehudu。「shima？」tazhanqishen，jugaolinxiadikanzhexiayu。「keshi，

tahaoxiangbingbuzheimejuede。」shuowan，taduanqicanpan，zhuanshenlikai。liuxiaxiayuyigeren，liansetieqing。

erzheiyiqie，doubeiduozaibuyuanchudewo，jinshouyandi。woduanzheyibeiningmengshui，manyouyoudihuangdaoxiayumianqian。

「xueba，beirenwushideziwei，buhaoshouba？」xiayumengditaiqitou，kandaoshiwo，yanshenfuza。

「nidoutingdaole？」「ngheng。」woxileyikouningmengshui，suansuantiantiande。「suli，nidaodixiangzenmeyang？」

tayouxiepibeidiwen。「buxiangzenmeyanga。」wozuodaotaduimian，xiaomimidikanzheta，