zhizhirandedazhihuixiede《wochehuoshiyihou,weihunqihouhuile》zhendehenhaokan,gushiqingjiediedangqifukourenxinxian,zhendehenbang,jiangshule:wotangzaibingchuangshang,toubuchanmanbengdai。wuwaibutingdichuanlaishuohuasheng。“ai,zanjiaerzizheishizaoleshenmenie?zenmeturanchuchehuo?”……
第二章
diertian,wodehaogemenliqiangdaizheguolanlaikanwangwo。
yijinmen,tadeyanshenzhongjiutouluzheyigulianmin,haitoutoumomode,shengpabierenfaxian。
真是超绝偷感。
wodaqudao:“shenmemaobing,nilaiyiyuankanwangwo,zenmehaitoutoumomode?”
“zenme?laikanwangwoshigehenjianbuderendeshiqingma?”
liqiangzhengzaiyuandi:“ge,nishizhenshiyilea。”
“嗯?”
zailiqiangdekouzhongwodezhi,wozicongshangdaxuerenshiqixiaoxiaozhihou,jiuduitazhankaireliedezhuiqiu。
songzaocan,qingchifan,kandianying,mailiwu,henhenzaqiancaibanvpengyouzhuidaoshou。
danhetayiqitanlianaizhihouqixiaoxiaobawodepengyouquandaxishualeyibian。
meiqianmeishidekaobianzhan,youqiandeqixiaoxiaozhudongjiarenjiadelianxifangshi,youshideqixiaoxiaocuanduozhewoyaojingchangqingbierenchifan。
erwojiuxiangshihelemihuntang,duiqixiaoxiaoyantingjicong。
bunianyidianjiuqinggenneixielaohuobanmenquanduanlelianxi。
我黑人问号脸。
suiranyouxiepengyoumenqueshihaimeiyouzaizijideshiyeshangzuochudianmingtang,dandajiadoucaigangbiyemeijinian,youdeshenzhiqushenzaodubo,doushixieqiantubukexiaoshiderenwu。
nanrensanshishiyecaigangqibu,qixiaoxiaozhenshimuguangduanqian。
“wohaishitingzheayishuolenideshiqing,woxiangzhesuiranbuzalianxile,danbijinghaishixiongdi,jiuganguolaikankanni。”
“wohanwangruisheidelaikanni,tamenhaiyoudianshengnideqi,ranhouwojiuzijilaile。”
liqianggenwodunangzheyoudemeide,danwozongganjuetabiezhehua。
wobapingguowangtahuailiyireng:“xingle,bieniuniunieniede,youshiganjinshuoshi。”
“ge,qixiaoxiaoyizhimeilaikannia,wozuotianyujianleqixiaoxiaodedaxuesheyouzhoulin,tashuozicongqixiaoxiaoneigebaiyueguanghuilaizhihou,qixiaoxiaomeitiandouweizaineigenandeshenbian。”
“qianliangtianhaitingshuotazheiliangtianyizhimanghuoheneigenandedehunli。”
liqiangyibianshuoyibiandaliangwodelianse。
wodaoshizhendingziruo,fangfoshibuguanji。
fandaoshiliqiangxianjileyan:“ge,xianzainihaitangzaichuangshangneiduigounannvdouganzheimexiaozhang,nidequzhaotamensuanzhanga。”
“suiranshuodangchushinizhuiqixiaoxiao,honghonglieliede。dantabuyeshidayinglenide,erqienimendoukuaiyaojiehunle,haiyoulebaobao,。”
“wohaitingshuotayaobanimendebaobaodale,takongpabushizouhuorumoleba。”
wenyanwodengdayanjingtaiqitou,weilegenwaibianneigenanrenjiehunyaobawomendehaizijidale?
真是个颠婆!
wodaolebabeizixuemeipengshangzheiyangdenvren。
“takezhenshibazijidangchenggerenwule,tameishiba?”
“haidangzhewoweihunqinixianzaijiupobujidaizhaowaibiandenanren,haishanzuozhuzhangbawodehaizijidale!”
“tahaiyaobuyaolian?!”
suiranduizheigenvrenmeiyouduoyudeganqing,danyitingdaozheimehuangmiudeshiqing,wohaishibukebimiandebeiqidao。
mozheyinweidongzuofuduguodaeryouxietengdetou,liqiangmangzheanweiwo:“bieqilege,tazheiposhikuaizaizanquanzilichuankaile,dengnishentihuifuhaoyidian,ganjingentaduanleguanxi。”
我缓了缓气:
“qiangzi,taxiangganshazanjiurangtaqugan,fanzhengzuihoureyishenshifeishitazijideshi。”
liqiangtanlekouqi:“ge,niyaoshizaozheimexiang,xianzaihenduoshiqingjiubuhuifashengle。”
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