第二章
diertian，wodehaogemenliqiangdaizheguolanlaikanwangwo。
yijinmen，tadeyanshenzhongjiutouluzheyigulianmin，haitoutoumomode，shengpabierenfaxian。
真是超绝偷感。
wodaqudao：“shenmemaobing，nilaiyiyuankanwangwo，zenmehaitoutoumomode？”
“zenme？laikanwangwoshigehenjianbuderendeshiqingma？”
liqiangzhengzaiyuandi：“ge，nishizhenshiyilea。”
“嗯？”
zailiqiangdekouzhongwodezhi，wozicongshangdaxuerenshiqixiaoxiaozhihou，jiuduitazhankaireliedezhuiqiu。
songzaocan，qingchifan，kandianying，mailiwu，henhenzaqiancaibanvpengyouzhuidaoshou。
danhetayiqitanlianaizhihouqixiaoxiaobawodepengyouquandaxishualeyibian。
meiqianmeishidekaobianzhan，youqiandeqixiaoxiaozhudongjiarenjiadelianxifangshi，youshideqixiaoxiaocuanduozhewoyaojingchangqingbierenchifan。
erwojiuxiangshihelemihuntang，duiqixiaoxiaoyantingjicong。
bunianyidianjiuqinggenneixielaohuobanmenquanduanlelianxi。
我黑人问号脸。
suiranyouxiepengyoumenqueshihaimeiyouzaizijideshiyeshangzuochudianmingtang，dandajiadoucaigangbiyemeijinian，youdeshenzhiqushenzaodubo，doushixieqiantubukexiaoshiderenwu。
nanrensanshishiyecaigangqibu，qixiaoxiaozhenshimuguangduanqian。
“wohaishitingzheayishuolenideshiqing，woxiangzhesuiranbuzalianxile，danbijinghaishixiongdi，jiuganguolaikankanni。”
“wohanwangruisheidelaikanni，tamenhaiyoudianshengnideqi，ranhouwojiuzijilaile。”
liqianggenwodunangzheyoudemeide，danwozongganjuetabiezhehua。
wobapingguowangtahuailiyireng：“xingle，bieniuniunieniede，youshiganjinshuoshi。”
“ge，qixiaoxiaoyizhimeilaikannia，wozuotianyujianleqixiaoxiaodedaxuesheyouzhoulin，tashuozicongqixiaoxiaoneigebaiyueguanghuilaizhihou，qixiaoxiaomeitiandouweizaineigenandeshenbian。”
“qianliangtianhaitingshuotazheiliangtianyizhimanghuoheneigenandedehunli。”
liqiangyibianshuoyibiandaliangwodelianse。
wodaoshizhendingziruo，fangfoshibuguanji。
fandaoshiliqiangxianjileyan：“ge，xianzainihaitangzaichuangshangneiduigounannvdouganzheimexiaozhang，nidequzhaotamensuanzhanga。”
“suiranshuodangchushinizhuiqixiaoxiao，honghonglieliede。dantabuyeshidayinglenide，erqienimendoukuaiyaojiehunle，haiyoulebaobao，。”
“wohaitingshuotayaobanimendebaobaodale，takongpabushizouhuorumoleba。”
wenyanwodengdayanjingtaiqitou，weilegenwaibianneigenanrenjiehunyaobawomendehaizijidale？
真是个颠婆！
wodaolebabeizixuemeipengshangzheiyangdenvren。
“takezhenshibazijidangchenggerenwule，tameishiba？”
“haidangzhewoweihunqinixianzaijiupobujidaizhaowaibiandenanren，haishanzuozhuzhangbawodehaizijidale！”
“tahaiyaobuyaolian？！”
suiranduizheigenvrenmeiyouduoyudeganqing，danyitingdaozheimehuangmiudeshiqing，wohaishibukebimiandebeiqidao。
mozheyinweidongzuofuduguodaeryouxietengdetou，liqiangmangzheanweiwo：“bieqilege，tazheiposhikuaizaizanquanzilichuankaile，dengnishentihuifuhaoyidian，ganjingentaduanleguanxi。”
我缓了缓气：
“qiangzi，taxiangganshazanjiurangtaqugan，fanzhengzuihoureyishenshifeishitazijideshi。”
liqiangtanlekouqi：“ge，niyaoshizaozheimexiang，xianzaihenduoshiqingjiubuhuifashengle。”