chidejiwobaidiandazaode《wanchouxiangzhudingdanshen？wopianyaofanzhelai》shiyibukourenxinxiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaosuzheqiuranlijingmonanhetiaozhan，fenqifankangxieeshilibingxunzhaozhenxiang。xiaoshuoyiqidiedangqifudeqingjiehelingrenjingtandeshijuexiaoguoerxiyinleguangdaduzhedeguanzhu。xiaosi~qishiwoyemeiyouhenxianggennichudaxiangde~zhenshihengaoxiaoya~zheigeren~qishiwoyeyouqingmeizhumade，liusisizhendeyehenyibanban~qie~shuoshihua，……。
liusisishiyigeneixiangdexiaonvhai，shineizhongpingshigenmoshengrenshuoyijuhuadouhuibuzijuedelianhong，ranhourangzhouweiderenrenbuzhudegantan：“baobao~~~nishiyikuaixiangxiangruanruandexiaodangao”deneizhongren。
danliusisihenbuxihuanzheiyangdexingge，tahenbuxihuanbierenduitarouruodechenghu，suoyitadasuanzaijintian，zaijintianzheigezhuanxuederizi，zaizheigedabufenrendouburenshitadedifang，zhongxinliyigexinrenshe。
“ng！juedingle，wodexinrenshejiushineizhongleyuzhuren，leguankailangdexiaonvhai！”
liusisixiadinglejuexin，zhuanxuebulixinrensheneibushibaizhuanle？hao！neimegaibianzijidediyibujiuzaiyanqian，cengjingyigegenmoshengrenshuohuadouhuilianhongdenvhaicishicikeyiranjuerandexuanzelefuqiyanqiandelaotaitai。
emmmmm~~~
guoran，yishidekailanghuanlaileyishengdeneixiang。
kanzhegangcaicixiangheaidelaopopoturanbianlelianse，zaitingzhezhouwei“guoranruci”deyilunsheng，liusisizhenggerendaizaiyuandi，yisishiqulequanbudefankangshouduan。
“bushilaomeier~nengfanyingwodebianlianma？”
suzhezaiyipangfachulejiejiejiedeguaixiao，guoranhaishizhinen，neijuhuazenmeshuodelaizhe？zheishishanghaishihuairenduoya！
“popo，zhendebushiwozhuangdeni！”liusisidoukuaikuchulaile，dantahaishijueqiangdechoulechoubizi，yongzhandoudeshengyinjieshidao。
“shenme？woyidabanianjilenihairangwozuodunqi？”laotaitaiyiduluanhui，liusisigangcailianshangdexiaorongmeiyouxiaoshi，danshichedizhuanyile，zhuanyidaolesuzhedelianshang。
“ninzaihaohaoxiangxiangxingbuxing？”
“a？woshuaidezheimeyanzhongkebunengguangdadiaoping！”
“wogaosunin，zheizhouweikedouyoujiankong！”
“shenme？nishuowozheiqianbaolvexiankongdong？”
“······”
weiguandelurenyijingkaishiyouyishidehoutuile，yijingdaolekanrenaodouyaorengerbaidehuanjiele，cidikejueduibunengjiuliule。
“laosu，fengjinchehu！”
niuziyeshiningdongchebashou，zheirenaokebunengjixukanle，tajiushuole，yikaishikanzheilaobidengjiubuxiangshenmehaoren。
erjiuzainiuzizhunbeidianlvqidongdeshihou，queturanganjuedaoleyizhenzuli，suzheyongjiaozhizhuchedexingzou，bingqiechaozheneinvhaidefangxiangkanqu，yanshenlvedaiyouyu。
zheijudongkelikeheleniuziyitiao，taanzhusuzhedejianbang，feichangyansudeshuodao：
“laosu，nikebushishenmeduoguanxianshideren，tingwode，biechanhe~”
kandechulai，niuzishizhendezhejile，dansuzhequekanzheneinvhaijiujiubuyu，daobushitayouxieshenmebiedexinsi，zhishidanchundejuedehaorenbuyinggaizheimecan。
suirangangcailianshangyizhizaixiao，kesuzhedexinliqueshiyidiandouxiaobuchulai。
“老苏！”
“biechao！woyouwozijidejiezou！”
“你有你马！”
······
suzhehaishichaozheneibianzouguoqule，niuzizaihoumiantongmasuzhebuting，kehaishijiangcheshuaidaoyibian，genleshangqu。
“妈的！造孽呀！”
suzhebingbushishenmelaohaoren，taquzhiqianshijinxingguoshensishulvde。
liusisilikezhuyidaolesuzhedeshenying，tawuzhudeyanshenzhongturanyouchongmanleqidai，eryucitongshi，renqunzhongyecuanchuyigezhongnianren，genjusuzhedejingyan，cirenyinggaijiushineilaotaitaide“erzi”
zhouweiderendouyilunfenfen，ersuzhededongzuoquehenkuai，meidengduimianpengcideshuohua，tajiulvxianzhaoshangliusisi。
“oo号！”
“啊？”
“oohaojiwo，wojiani！”
“哦！哦！”
suiranbuzhidaoweishenmezheigeturanchuxiandenanshengyaozijidelianxifangshi，dancishicikedeliusisiyijingchedihunletou。
zhijiantataochuzuixinkuandeyali18，jiashanglesuzhedeoohao。
“zheimeyouqian？”suzhezalezazui，xiayishidegantanzhe。
jiahaoyou，tongguo，fasongshipin，yiqihecheng。
“shouxian，wobushilaibangnide，zheishinigangcaifurendeshipin，wodoujiniluxialaile，wobuzhidaotamenhuizenmenao，danwojianyinizhijiebaojing，niyouzheigezhengjuyinggaishikeyishuodeqingchude，zuihou，buyaolaizhaowo，fashengrenheshiqingdougenwomeiguanxi，yinweiwoyikaishijiushuole，wobushilaibangnide！”
liusisicikeyoudiandanaoguozai，tabenyiweisuzheshitingshenerchudeyingxiong，meixiangdao···yesuanshiyingxiongba！
“谢谢！谢谢！”
liusisibushichunren，sikaomingbaizhihoutayijinghenqingchuzheizhengjuduozhongyaole。
suzhedianlediantou，zhuanshenjiuzou，zheiyijingshitanengzuodaodejixianle，shengxiadeqingkuangzenmeyang，duifangbeieduoshaoqian，neitakeguanbuzhele。
zhuanshenerqu，cishicikesuzheganjuezouludoudaifeng，guoran，shijieshangjiuyinggaishihaorenduocaidui！
zhenggantanzhe，suzheturanganjueyanqianyian，taitoukanqu，zhijianyigemuceyimijiuchuanzhexizhuangdebiaoxingdahanzhengzhanzaitadeshenqian，suzhexiayishidetingzhujiaobu，erduifangdediyijuhuashuochuzhihou，suzhedunshiganjuetiandoutale。
“你先别走！”
丸辣！！！！！！
houhui~xianzaidangshirenjiushishifendehouhui。
bushigemen~niyouzheipeizhinihaipengshaciya~nizabuzhijiequqiangjieni？zheigeboganjuedoukuaibiwoxiaotuicule，zheidawoyiquanbudeqingyikuaiziyikuaide？
xiaohuozhijielizhengle！suzhebugandong，zhendebugandong。
dahandechuchangchedixiyinlesuoyourendezhuyi，zheiqizhongzuihuangluandejiushineilaotaitaihetade“erzi”
“zhuangnile？”dahandangzailiusisimianqian，kanzheduimiandemuzimiansezhujianzhengning。
“mei~mei~womazijishuaidaode，meishi！meishi！”
congxin，shiyimenxuewen，ersuzherenwei，yibaozhibao，gengshiyizhongshouduan。
“zhuo！zijirenya~bushigemen···niyoubaobiaonibuzaodianyong？”
suzhexiangyaomaren，kekanjianyingmianzoulaidebiaoxingdahanheliusisitahaishiluchulecongxindexiaorong。
“xiaoxiongdi~jintianduoxienile，xianzaixiangnizheiyangdenianqingrenzhenshishaoleya！lai~qianwanbunengjujue！”
cishicikesuzhecaizhongyumingbaileneidahanrangzijizhanzhudemude，kanzheduifangdiguolaideneiyuemoshizhangchaopiao，suzheyanjingdoulvle。
“nainaide！zheiyaoshiquanchongsanguosha···”
danzhijienaleshibushixiandewotaisuqile？
“aiya~nishuonizhei~aiya~bushiwoshuo~aiyouaiyaaiya~nizhei~~~aiyaaiya~~~bushi~~~zheinikan~~aiya~~nizhei~~~”
yijuhuameishuo，yiqianfangjindouli，haibaoliulelianmian，nijiuxuequba！
renqunsanqu，suzhehaishiyizhenhoupa，tafashizaiyouzheizhongshiqingtajueduibuchanhele，buguomolemodoulideyuanzi，haishihenanweirenxinde。
suishoudianchuwuzhangsaijinniuzidouli，jiusuanshifuzi，yebunengdanzerendeshihouyiqi，fenqiandeshihouniziji。
niuzisihuyeshiyouxiehoupa，errenyiluchenmo，chaozhexuexiaoganqu。
buchuyiwai，biranshichidao，niuzishizaiwuban，erzijishizaierban，gangzoudaomenkou，suzhejiulikekanjianleyigeshuxideshenying。
posudexiaofu，houdenengfangzhuzidandeyanjingpian，sanluandetoufa，bushibanzhangqiuranyoushishei？
xiayishidexiangqineitiandemeinv，suzhedeyanshenyezhujianbiandebuziranqilai。
qiuranmingxianyeshizhuyidaolesuzhedeshixian，dangtakanjiansuzhedeneiyike，yanshenzhizhongshanguoleyisibuyichajuedehuangluan。
suzhedunshizaixinzhongjiejiejiedexiaolechulai，turanjuedezijimianduizheigekebodushedebanzhangyoulefanzhideshouduan。
zhiyaowoyiju：“banzhang~niyebuxiang···”
jiejiejie~banzhang~wozhendekongzhinile！
“suzhe！chidao~huizuoweishangzhanzhe。”
“你妈！”
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