这···这不对吧？
yinweichidaozhanzaizijizuoweishangdesuzheduizijifachulelinghunkaowen。
anzhaojuqinglaishuobuyinggaishizijizhuazhuleduifangdebabing，ranhouduifangyilianaiqiudeqiuziji：“qianwanbuyaoshuochuqu，zhiyaobushuochuqudehuatashenmedoukeyidayingziji。”
ranhouzijichengxianfushidezitai：“xuanshaohuogunhaishixuanwode···”
bbbbbbbbbb······（daduanyinxiao）
“zenme？youbeikaodale？nizheigesusu，jiushixunla~”
erbianchuanlaidiaoxiaodeshengyin，suzheshenzhiliantoudoulandehui，ruguoshuobanzhangqiuranshitazaibanneizuitaoyandenvsheng，neimeshenbiandezheigenvrenzeshisuzhezuiwunaidenvsheng。
zhugeling，yigechuletadexingshiyiwushichudenvren，henyouzise，dansuzheduitadepingjiashi···
tibuqiyisi**denvren。
zuoweiyigejiqikewanglianaishenghuodechunqingnangao，zheizhongpingjiakeweishijiqiedule。
dangran，zuizhongyaodehaishizheigenvrenbitahaichouxiang，gensuzheyiyang，doushuyushiyizhangzuijiuchedihuilezijiyanzhideneizhongren。
“hei~nikendingshiyoufanjilvleba？”
suzhewenyandunshizhanghonglelian，zhengbiandao：
“chidaoeryi~chidao，bunengsuanfanjilv，dushurendeshiqing，nengjiaofanjilvma？”
zhihouyoushileisi“jianyiyongwei”“zhurenweile”dengciyushuochu，qianhoujizhangzhuodunshichuanlailehuankuaideqifen。
qishisuzhegenzhugelingdeguanxihaishibucuode，yigecilaixingrongneijiushi：“dougemener~”danbudebuchengren，zhugelingpohuailesuzheduichunqingnvgaodedabufenmeihaohuanxiang。
“wozenmeganjueqiuranyizhizaikanniya？niredaotale？”
haizaisikaozaoshangshiqingdesuzhewenyandunshiyijing，tameiyouqukanqiuran，ershichayidekanxiangzhugeling，zheigenvrenshichengjinglema？juranrucideminrui？
“tabuyizhineiyangma？zonggenwoguobuqu~”
“heihei~susu~nishuobanzhangshibushixihuan···”
“bukeneng！jueduibukeneng！”
zhugelinghuashuoleyiban，suzhechadianmeixiaochushenglai，tahuidongzhezijideshou，jilidefoujuezhe。
“wokannishipinhaofanchiduole，chichuhuanjuele，zenmehuishengchurucihuangmiudejielun，bingbushimeigenvshengduinanrenyouyisidouhuikeyizhaotamafande，xiaoshuolideqiaoduannifenqingchuhaobuhao？woxianzaijiukeyigennishuo，jiusuanqiurandanshensi，siwaimian，congshiyanyizhongtiaoxiaqu，yejueduibukenengxihuanwo！”
zhugelinglianshangdebiaoqinggengjiadeguaiyile，jinjiezhetaluchuyigeguiyidexiaorong（aniyaxiaojpg），kandesuzhezuijiaoyichou。
“叮铃铃~~~~”
shangkelingdaxiang，jiaoshiyezhujiananjingxialai，suzhehenqingxing，banzhurenzaodudeshihoubingmeiyoulai，burankendinghuihenhendekaodatayidun，xianzaishangkelejiumeishile，kerenlaoshibachenghuizhijierangtazuoxiaranhouzhijiejiangke。
“tongxuemen！womendejinduyijingluohoule！”
jinguancaikaixueyizhou，danleisidehuashusuzheyijingtingdeyoudianfanle，dansuizhekerenlaoshideyiju“zuoxiatingkeba”suzhedunshiyoujuedeyueerlehenduo。
xiayishidechaozheqiurandefangxiangkanqu，zheishiyigezhengchangren**defanying，ranersuzhekanjiandebingbushiqiurandehounaoshao，ershiyishuangmingxianguanzhudeyanjing，kanjiansuzhedeyishunjian，qiuranshunjianzhuanguotou，xiandeyoujifenhuangluan。
“guoran，haishihenzaiyidema~”
suzhepielepiezui，nainaidezaiyihaibujizijikaigehoumen，zhendeshiyidiandoubuhuizuoren。
buguosuzheyemeiyouyaoshuochuqudeyisi，haishineijuhua，suirantabuxihuanqiuran，danyebuhuimeipindaonabierendeyinsiqugongjibieren。
shiyanyizhong，shiqingfengshidezhongdiangaozhong，zheiyangdegaozhongrenjiaolaoshishibijiaoqingsongde，yinweixueshengmendoubijiaozijue，dangran，yeyouliwai。
“kao！zheimemingmuzhangdan？wokebujinifangfengao~”
zhugelingkanzhesuzheshuliandetaochushouji，kaishibainong，luchulexianmudeshenqing。
“xu~bienao，dashi！”
suzhemeiyoulihuishenbiandezheigechouxiangnv，yinweitaturanfaxianleyijiangengzhongyaodeshiqing。
dakaishouji，diankaiooxiaoxi。
【小竹熊：在吗？】
meicuo，zhengshigangcaideneigenvsheng，zhiqianzhixiangzhejianyiyongwei，douchadianwangle，zijijiashangleyigerucishanliangkeai，erqiehaoxianghaihenyouqiandechunqingnvgao。
zuoweiyixingpengyoujihuweilingdesuzhe，cishicikekanzhepingmushangdeneige“zaima”jidongdexinqinggenbenwufayizhi。
“heihei~zheitouxiangzenmekanzenmekeai！”
“qie~kannineisiyangzi，haibuganjinhui！”
zhugelingduizijigemenerzheizhongzitaihenshichizhiyibi，ranersuzhebingmeiyoulikehuifuxiaoxi，ershibiaoxianchuhenyansudetaiduduizhezhugelingdao：
“zhugeling，haijidenizuowanjiwofadexiaoxima？”
“jideya，wowennishibushizailu~~~”
“咳咳~上一句！”
suzhegangadekesouyisheng，kanxiangzhugeling。
“nideyisishishuo，nibuliaotian，bushejiao，buchumen，yitiandaowanzhaizaijia，ranhouturanyougefubaimaomei，ketiankeluo，shengyinhaoting，xinggewenrou，sanguanqihe，henhuizhaoguren，haixihuanchuanjkxiaoqunzidezhangfameinvzhuanxiaoguolai，ranhouduinishuo：woguanzhunihenjiule，nizenmejiukanbutouwodexinyini？”
zhugelingdeshengyinyinyangguaiqi，dansuzhedexiaorongqueshiyuefadecanlan。
“hui！daanshihui！”suzhezhandingjietiedehuida，cishitayuekanyuezheigekatongtouxiangjiuyueshunyan。
zheicaishiqingchunnvgaoyingyoudeyangzima~xiaozhuxiong~zhenkeai~heihei~~
buxiangzhugeling，feiyaojiaoshenmexingganmuzhanglang，zijiduitadepingjiazenmekenenggaodeqilai？
pei~chouxiangnv，zhenxiatou！
“shoushounidekoushuiba~woshuorenjiajiuyijuzaima~nizhiyuma？”
zhugelingfanqilebaiyan：“qimadeyuegefanba？”
【xiaozhuxiong：buhaoyisi，jintiandeshiqingzhendeshixiexienile，kannidexiaofuniyinggaiyeshishiyanyizhongdeba~wojintiangangzhuanxueguolai，wojiaoliusisi，ruguofangbiandehua，jintianzhongwukeyiqingnichigefanma？e~duile，haiyounishenhoudeneiweipengyou】
“hahahahahaha！！！！”
“hahahahahaha！！！！”
“黑子说话！”
ruguobushishangke，suzheyidinghuiniezhuzhugelingdebozi，ranhouhenhendejiangtadeliananzaipingmushang。
zhugelingcishicikemanliandoushibukezhixindeshense，chenmolehaobanshang，tacaibiechuyiju：“susu~tasharenbeinikanjianle？”
“wopei！zheijiaorengemeili！nidongshenme？xiatounv~”
suzhebuzailihuizhugeling，zhenzhuolehaobanshangzhihoutacaikaishihuifu：
【huangshanburupinuocao：taikeqile，woyinggaiyoushijian，buguowopengyouyinggaishimeikong。】
wanmeidehuida，limaoerbushiyouya~suzheguandiaoshouji，ganjuekuzaodekehaoxiangdoudongtinglexuduo。
congmeitanguolianai，danneiyijingshiguoqushile。
congjintiankaishi！kaiqiyuehuidazuozhan！