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第11章
panmeiligangzoumeiguoduojiufangmendakai，xiaoyaqiniuzheshuisheyaozoulejinlai，yilianxintengdeyangzi。
“panjiaderendoumeirenxing，yichuandenvedaikuang，niyechangdaoziweierleba？”
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“那你怎么不走？”
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wanfanshifunvlianghaimeihuilai，xiaoyaqikandaotahoufachujinghu。
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“你俩聊什么呢？”
mianduipanmeilidexunwen，yetiangeliezuixiaodao，“nihoumayanchoujinle。”
“tasuanpidehouma，yigezhuangshiyongdehuapingeryi。”
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“tameijingnishigehanzi？”
“噗嗤！”
肖雅琪忍不住喷笑。
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一对狗男女吗？
yetiangeyukuwulei，kongpashangbeizizijizhenzaoniele。
panmeiliyoukanxiangxiaoyaqi，“nimendouchuqu，woliangshuodianhua。”
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“zouba，wodainiguoqu。”
liangrenzouxiangcheku，neiliangqiaozhibadunyijingbeisonglehuilai，kezheicilianhanmadoumeikai，ershixuanleliangchekulizuididiaodebaoma。
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“dajietou，renyizhizailimian，xingdongma？”
“woliangjinqujiuxing，nimenwaimianshouzhe。”
kaimenxiache，liangrenzoujinyidongercengxiaoloumenqian。
panmeilitaituicongxueziyicechouchubishou，dijiyetiange，“ninazhefangshen。”
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“dajietoukuaipao......”
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“该死，上当了！”
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“姓名？”
“叶天歌。”
“性别？”
“e......yinggaishigenande。air，renzhenbushiwomennongside！”
“laoshidian，womenbuhuiyuanwangyigehaoren，yebuhuifangguorenheyigehuairen。”
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yetiangeganjinquan，“huobujijiaren，suanleba，kuangqiezanmenbeidingshangle，xiansongwoqushangbanba。”
“nihaiyouxinqingshangban？”
“wodewanchengnidiejiaodaiderenwue，chengbulejinpaitaozhairen，zenmequni？”
“这才乖。”
panmeilixixiaoyankai，songtaqulewangdajinrong，haipairenbaqiaozhibadunkaiguoqu。
yetiangeyouyugan，jintianhaidebeidiaonan，tianzhidaoyouchushenmeyaoezi！
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