第1章
“nidayingrenjiadebaobaoshenmeshihoumaia？zhuajinshijian，wanyineigefeiwuhuilaikejiubuhaole。”
“fangxinba，wozheicirangtataodeshiduzhai，tadezaineibianshouyiwanshang，zanmenyoudeshishijian。”
menwaideyetiangejianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo，wulidaqingmaqiaodeliangren，yigeshizijidenvpengyouwangya，yigeshidingtoushangsiguochangzai。
baonudetazaiyerennaibuzhu，dakaifangmenchuanglejinqu。
fangjianliliangrenheyitiao，huangluanyongyifuzhedang。
yikanzhiyoutaziji，wangyafanertanranle，buhuangbumangchuanhaoshuiqun。
“jirannizhidaole，neizanmenjiudaociweizhiba，zheizhongriziwozaoguogoule，kanjiannizheiqiongyangjiuexin！”
waimianleiyujiaojia，yetiangehunshenshilulutangshui，toufashangluozheyipianshuye，yangziqueshilangbei。
zuanzhequantouyaoyazhiwen，“niduideqiwoma？”
wangyatengdeyixiazhanqishen，zhizhetadebizipaoxiao，“wozenmeduibuqini，yijingbeinibaibaishuilesannian，haixiangrangwogenniguokurizima？”
“weileni，womailelaojiadefangzi，genniyiqilaichenglichuangdang……”
“neishiyinweiniqiong，bumaifangzinalaideqianchuangye。zhengtianjiuzhidaohuabing，shuoyinianneizaichenglimaifangquwo，ketemedousannianlehaizaizufang，qianleyi**zhaibushuo，liangongzuodoushiwojinizhaode！”
“能怪我……”
wangyazaicidaduanletadehua，sangyinbagao，“nihaixiangguaiwo？jiahanjiahanchuanyichifan，shinimeibenshi。”
“haola，youshenmehaochaode！”
nianjinwushideguochangzaidaduanleliangrendezhengchao，lvlelvzijimeijigendetoufashuodao。
“bushirangnicuizhaiqulema，zenmeturanhuilaile，qianyaohuilaimeiyou？”
tiqizheishiyetiangegengnu，wangyajinchenghouyigaiwangrideqingchun，biandeaimuxurong，jiejiaolehenduoluanqibazaodepengyou。
yuanbenliangrenkailegefuzhuangdian，ketaquetoutoubaqianyonglaimaishechipin，gengshitouzhileyetiangedexinyongka，jieguojiaobuqifangzudaobi。
weileshenghuo，beitasongyongzhedangletaozhairen，yiruxingcaizhidao，zheigenbenbushihaorengandehuo。
jintianguochangzaigengshirangzijiquzhaoyigelanduguitaozhai。
renshizhaodaole，quepengdaolezhuadu，haoburongyicaitaochulai，maoyuhuijiaquekandaozheizhongchangmian！
guochanghaizaihuoshangjiaoyou，lianseyinchenhechi。
“shibushiyoumeitaohuilai？guaibudexiaoyashuonishifeiwu，diyicinishuoduifangshiguerguamu，qianmeiyaolaihaidaotielejibai，diercijiushigenvhaiwang，nitemeyoutongqingxinfanlan，zheicishishenmejiekou？”
“嘭！”
kandaotatumohengfeideyangzi，yetiangezaiyerennaibuzhu，yiquanzaleshangqu。
guochangzaiyangmianzaidao，bixuepenlechulai。
“xiaozaizi，nitemebuxianghuoleba？”
“去你丫的！”
yetiangezongshenqianpu，quantourutongyudianbanzaxia。
“biedale，nitemefangshou……”
wangyashenshousiche，jianlabukai，jingrannaqiyanhuigangzaxia。
yetiangehounaoshaozhongzhongaileyixia，niutoubukesiyidekanzheta。
“你打我？”
“打的就是你！”
wangyashoulideyanhuigangzaicizazailetadenaomenshang，xianxueliutangerchu。
guochangzaiyechenjiqishen，liangrenhehuoduitaquandajiaoti。
“xingla，zaidachushile，fangxin，woraobuleta。”
guochangzaikaikouzuzhi，wangyaquebuyiburao。
tahenzijigenyetiangelangfeilesannianqingchun，chexiaqiangshangyifuguhuarouchengtuandiuzaitashenshang。
“haipianwozheishizuchuandehenzhiqian，woqulehaojigedifangdoumeirenshou，pei……”
cuileyikouyouchuailiangjiao，tangzaidishangdeyetiangexiangshishilehunbandemeifankang。
shangxinmoguoyuxinsi，momokanzheliangrenlikai。
fangmengangguanbi，rangrenjingsongdeyimuchuxian，xianxuejinshileguhua，yetiangejingransoudeyixiaxiaoshibujian！
“这是哪？”
yetiangeyiliandemangran，shizaishichaochuletaderenzhi。
shangyikehaizaichuzufangli，cishiquechuxianzaiyigeguxianggusedefangjianzhong。
fangjianlizhiyoujijianjianpodemuzhijiaju，queshijinsinanmuzhicheng，yikanjiusuiyueyoujiu。
cishidetajiutangzaimuchuangshang，chuangtouhaiyoumeigupodejinshudelingpai。
zuoqishen，yishouanzhuetoudeshangkou，yishounaqilingpai。
shangmiandezishikaishu，zhengmianshizayiliangzi，beimianheranshitademingziyetiange！
youdianmengdewangwaizou，waiwuyeyouyeyoujijianjinsinanmujiaju，zuixianyandeshizhangbaxianzhuo。
baxianzhuoshangfangzhejiyangdongxi，sanbenshu，yigeyuping，yigepijuan。
lingpaifangzaizhuomian，naqileyibenshu，fengmianxiezhe《baicaogangmu》。
gangnaqilai，shujiuhuachengleyingguang，jingranfeirutadenaomen。
yetiangedengdayanzhu，naozilijingranduochuhenduocaoyaozhishi，xinxideyounaqiyiben。
dierbenshushi《shangbingzalun》，tongyanghuachengyingguangbeitaxishou。
disanbenshugengshirangtajingxi，shumingjiao《zhangshenggong》。
xishouhoudezhi，zheishiyibengongfa，xiulianhoubudankeyiyishouyannian，yanhuanshuailao，hainengchengweijuqiqixiushi！
zheikeshichuanshuozhongdexiuzhen，rangtaruhenengbuxingfen，ganjinyounaqiyuping。
dakaiyuping，yigunongyudeyaoxiangpiaochu，rangrenyiwenjiuganjuejingshenqishuang。
zhangshenggongbujinjinshixiuliangongfa，yeyouxiefuzhuxiuxingdedanfang，yetiangezhijiebianrenchuzheishijuqisan，yonglaijulongtiandilingqijiasuxiulian。
“哈哈哈……”
tafachuchangkuaidexiaorong，jibukenaiyikouqitunxia，ganjinpantuizuoxiakaishixiulian。
yiguqiliuxiangtayonglai，beixirudantian，kemeiduojiutajiuzhengkaiyan，lianseyouxiebuhao。
huoxushiyinweiniandaijiuyuandeyuangu，juqisandeyaoxiaobugao，henkuaijiuxishouganjing。
tazhishiyouleqigan，bingmeiyouchengweijuqiqixiushi。
haozaiyijingzhangwolejuqisandelianzhifangshi，zhiyaozhaoqiyaocaijiukeyi。
ganjueetouyangyangde，molexiafaxianyijingjieba，kanleyanqiangjiaobanrengaodedanlu，taxiaozhezhanqishen。
naqizhuoshangdepijuandakai，limianshijiugenzhangduanbuyidejinzhen，genlingpaiyiqizhuangjindouli。
maibuzouchufangmen，waimianshigebudadesiheyuan，chuleyoukeliangmiduogaodewaibokushu，haiyouwugeyiyangdeliwaitaojian。
kebulunzenmechangshi，douwufadakaifangmen。
muguangyoukanxiangchenjiudeyuanmen，shichuchinaideliqiyedabukai，qiangtoukanqilaibugao，queyougukanbudaodepingzhang，fanbuguoqu。
nulichangshilejici，zhihaofangqi。
wozenmechuque，nandaobeikunsizaizhei？