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小说简介

youzuozhehekafeiweitengzhuanxiedexiaoshuo《wo，damingbailanwang》，zhujiaoshizhugaoxuzhudi，gushiqingjieshengdongyinrenrusheng，xijiemiaoxiedaowei。zheibenxiaoshuoshiyibubukeduodedehaoshu，rangrenyouyizhongxiangyizhikanxiaqudechongdong。shenweijiangmenzhihoudexumiaoyunruhekanbuchurujindejushi，zheilingdetahenshiyihuo，zijizheigekanzherenchuwuhaideerzishicongnalixuedezheiyishenchushenruhuadeqiangfa。……

精彩章节

gangyihuidaozijidexiaoyuanli，bianjiandaoyigeshenzhemangpaodeweianshenchulizaineiguanshangzhetaneikeshengxueyibanxinghuashu。

cirenchulewomenwenwushuangquandeyanwangdianxiahainengshishei！

“yo！womenyanwangfudefengliugongzihuilaila？”

“xingle！xingle！shuoba，shenmeshiernenglaoyanwangdianxiadajiaqinzilaiwozheixiaoyuan？”

mianduizhudiyinyangdekouwen，zhugaoxuzhijiewushi。

zhudiwenyanyebunaonu，xianranyijingbushidiyicile，douxiguanle。

“genwoqujunyinglilian！”

“不去！”

……

zhugaoxuxiangdoumeixiangjiuzhijiejujuele，kaishenmewanxiao，qulejunyinghaizenmebailan。

“你……”

zheixiakejizhudiqidaole，dankanzhezijiyanzhongzheigeerziyouyanbujindemoyangtahaizhenshiyidianerbanfadoumeiyou。

buqi！buqi！qinshengde，qinshengde，bunengkan！

呼~

zhudizhangchuyikouqi，laidaotingzilihuanhuanzuoxia，muguangkanxiangzhugaoxubingzhilezhiyipangdeweizhi。

zhugaoxujianzhuangzhishisonglesongjianranhouyi**jiuzuozailezhudideshenbian。

“ai！wozhinixixingfangdangbuji，nixiangdanggefengliuwangyeanranyishengbuxizheixietiaotiaokuangkuangwoyouzenhuibuzhi。”

tingdaozhudidehua，zhugaoxubujinyouxiebuzhisuocuo，laotouzijintianjianghuazenmezheimerouhe，buhuishibingleba。

xiangdaozheilitarenbuzhudejiangshoubeitiezaizhudideetoushangganshouleyixia。

“yemeifashaoa，zheishizadile？”

yuanbenhaizaiyunniangqingxudezhudidunshijiupofangle，shentamadefashao，nijiubunengpannilaozidianhao？

啪！

qidezhudiyibazhangpaikailetadejianshou。

“nixiaozijilaozizhengjingdianer，tingwobahuashuowan。”

咳咳！

“rujinbeiyuancanyushilishangcun，yanwangfuzuozhenbeiping，chengweidamingbeifangdeyizuomenhu，ruguobuchuyiwaiyihoudoulidaiyanwangdoujiangchengdanqigongweibeipingdezhongren。”

shuodaozheilizhudirenbuzhukanleyiyanyipangdezhugaoxushenseningzhongdao：

“danshinidageshengxingrenci，youtiruoduobing，ruoshifengdizaineijiangnanfushuzhidi，yitadecainengzuyichengweiyidaixianwang，danzaizheiyandineirencidexinggequexiandeyouxieduoyule。”

erhoutahaiyiweishenzhangdipailepaizhugaoxudejianbangdao：

“shiziduobing，rudangmianlizhi！”

得！

tingtazhiqiandehuahaitingyoudaolide，cihuayichuzhugaoxudunshizuijiaoweiweichouchu。

zheidabinghuade，zankebuganchi。

叮！

xitongrenwu：shiziduobing！neijiuqiangshenjianti，daizhezhugaochijianfeizilv，weilegenghaobailanhaijitayigeshenqiangtijiandeshizi，renwujiangliwuqibainiaochaofengqiang

haojiahuo，zheixitongzhengousundeya！

xiangxiangdageneiliangbaiduojindetizhongqueshigaijianfeile，zheiyangyexujiubuhuixianglishishangneiyangsidezheimezaole。

“laotouzi！xiangrangwoqujunyingkeyi，dayingwo，wojiugenniqu。”

zhudiwenyanchadianxiaochulesheng，tabumingbaizheixiaozinalaidediqijurangantiaozhanta。

yaozhidaoyanwangyongwurenjinjiezhi，nacinacizhengzhanbushichongfengzaiqian。

“hao！jiranwoerxiangyaoshishibenwangdeyongwu，neibianlaiba，zou！womenquyanwuchang。”

yanwuchangyanwangfuneijiuyou，zhugaoxuhuidaofangjianhuanleshenxingtou，yixibaisewenwuxiuzi，zaipeishangneijunlangdemoyang，jiufangfozhendeshizhaozilongzhuanshiyiban。

噌！

tashouzhangyifan，yiganzhangqiangbianchuxianzaishouzhong，qiangshenzhangbachiqicun，biaomianliujinqiangjianhanguanglinlie，qiangtiloukongqishangdiaokezhexuxurushengdebainiaochaofenghuawen。

zhugaoxukanzheyanqiandezheiganzhangqiangdangjiwulegeqianghua，qiangshenfachuzhenzhenfengruidewengming。

“好枪！”

……

lingyibianyanwangfuyanwuchangshang。

zhudizaoyihuanshangyishenqingbiandekaiyi，linzhezijidedadaozhengedaidan。

“nishuoshuoni，nigentabishenmewua，gaoxu***changdoumeishangguo。”

tingshuozhudiyaogenzijizheigeerzibiwuxumiaoyundunshijiubuleyile，dangjitongchiqizhudiyidaqixiaodezuixing。

jianzijidewangfeijihudouyaozhizhezijidebizimale，zhudigenbenbuganfanbo。

“qisilaoniangle，zhudinijilaoniangdengzhe，gaoxuyaoshishouyidianshangnijinwanjiuqupiandianshuiba！”

“bieya！dabulewodengdengrangzheneixiaoziyidianbei！”

yipangdezhupangpangqianzhezhugaosuijiuzheimezhanzaiyipangkanrenao，shuoqilaitayetinghaoqizijizheigedidipingshenmegangenfuwangbiwude，takebuxiangzheibanwunaozhirena！

“hahaha！laotouzi！wokebuyongnirang，nidengdenghaishixiaoxinzhedianerba！”

weijianqirenquexianwenqisheng！

zhugaoxuyixibaiyiwenwuxiu，shouzhongzhangqianghanguanglinglie，longxinghubuchuxianzaizhongrendeshiyeli。

zheiyimujizhongrenkandaile。

此子不似凡间之人。

jiulianzhudidoumanlianbukezhixinzhise，zheilaoerguorancaishizuixiangwodeneige，yaoshitashizhangzijiuhaole。

xiangdaozheilizhudibujinyizhennaonu，ehenhendedengleyipanghanhandezhupangpangyiyan。

duicizhupangpangyeshiyouxiemobuzhetounao，zheishizadile，zanyemeirelaotouziya！

“hehe！nizheibanmoyangdaoshihaokan，jiushibuzhinengzaiwodeshouzhongzouguoduoshaogehuiheni！”

zaizhudikanlai，zhugaoxuzheibanmoyangqishishihuaerbushide，zheiyangdechuandazaizhanchangshangjianzhijiushigehuobazi。

ziguyilai，ganchuanbaipaoshangzhencunhuoxialaidenagebushidangshimingjiangliuchuanqiangu。

duiyuzhudidezhiyi，zhugaoxuyebunao，zhishitiqiangxiayazuolegejingongdezitai。

“fuwang！womenshoudixiajianzhenzhangba！”

“好！那便来！”

zhudixiangqiantidaokanqu，yijilipihuashanshidalichen。

zhugaoxujianzhuangdangjitongkongweisuo，shouzhongbainiaochaofengqiangruneilingshetanluyibantuoshouerchu，suihoushenziyixie，neishidalichendeyidaoshunzheqiangshenxiahua，cachuzhenzhenhuoxing。

砰！

haibudengzhudijingya，zhugaoxuyijiaotiqiqiangjian，yidianhanmangzhizhizhudimianmen。

zheiyimuhedezhudiwanghundamao，yegubudeqita，lianmangtuodaogedang。

乒乒乓乓！

zhugaoxudeqiangfabianhuanmoce，runeilingshetandongyibanrangrenkandemubuxiajie，zhudishenshenshangdejiayigengshibeitayipianpiantixia，queyouweishangtafenhao。

zheixijuxingdeyimuzaojiukandailexiafangdezhongren。

yaozhidaozhudihaodaiyeshichulemingdeshachangsujianga。

rujinquebeizhugaoxudadediukuixiejia，haowuhaishouzhili。

shenweijiangmenzhihoudexumiaoyunruhekanbuchurujindejushi，zheilingdetahenshiyihuo，zijizheigekanzherenchuwuhaideerzishicongnalixuedezheiyishenchushenruhuadeqiangfa。

zheiyangdewuyijibianshitadiezhongshanwangxudalaileyezhinengganbaixiafengba！