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shifenjuyoukandiandeyibenshuangwen《wodetizhishixuedingedegui》，leishuyuduanpianyanqingticai，zhurengongshiliheliqingzhao，xiaoshuoyuanchuangzuozhejiaozuomaomingqimiao，gushineironggenggai：fangfoyougeshengyinzaiwonaozilixunhuanbofang：“laia~kuaihuoa~fanzhengyou~dabashiguang~~”woshuaishuaitou，……

精彩章节

tashiduiyangguangguomindehuosiren。tashicaihuahengyidezaowangshigui。dangsufangchupengbowuguanwenwu，

juexingjianguinengli。caifaxian“siwangzhishibiantaifayudekaishi”。huozaiyinyingzhongdeta，

beipoyulihe、liqingzhaodenglishiguihunqiandingqiyue。yizhinianweiranliao，

jiangguomintizhilianchengtunshiguangandeyinyinglieyan。dang“ji”tunshixianshibianyuan，takazaishengsiliefengzhongxuangao！

“wobuzuoren，yebuzuogui。”“woyaozaiguanganzhijian，wanchengshuyuzijidechengnianli。”1wojiaosufang，

ershisansui，yigeputongdebowuguanshixisheng。weiyidetebiezhichuzaiyu，woshige“jianguangsi”dehuotifanli。

bierenshaitaiyangbugai，woshaitaiyangzhijiekaiqirentiguominfanyingdashang。congjunyunfenhongdaobuguizehongban，

zuihouxiti“zhushudelongxia”xiandingpifu。fuzengsaoyangnannaihaohuataocan，

yanzhongshihainengyouqingchuyanxiukexiaojuchang。suoyi，dangxiawuwudiandebiguanguangboxiangqi。

biedetongshixiangtuojiangdeyegouchongxiangxiyangshi。wozhinengmanyouyoudishoushidongxi，neixinhaowubolan，

shenzhixianggaogeyiqu：《wodetaiyang》（zuzhouban）。“xiaosua，haibuzou？

”baoanzhangyinazhetadechaodahaobaowenbei，liuliudadaguolai。wochechuyigezhiyejiaxiao，

balianwangkuanyanmaohefangshaimianzhaoliyousuolesuo。“zhangyi，wozaijianchaxiazhanju，ninxianmang。”zou？

waimiandeshijieduiwoeryanjiushidaxingziwaixiansharenxianchang！bowuguancaishiwodeyonghengzhijia！shide，

chulebuhexue，wojianzhixianggexixuegui。pifucangbaidexianggangconglengdongkulaochulai。

richangchuandazhudayige“munaiyifugufeng”，mojing、kouzhao、maozi、yusan、zhangxiuzhangku，yiyangbunengshao。

yinshi？he，ningmengdangshuihe，mihoutaodangfanchi，

buzhidaodehaiyiweiwozaijinxingshenmeshenmidekangyanghuaxiuxianyishi。zhongyumocengdaorendouzouguangle，

zhantinglizhishengxiawoheqianbainianqiandewenwuzuoban。hunhuangdeshedengqudaileduladeyangguang，rangwoanquanganbaopeng。

woliudadaosuitangzhanting，tingzaineigezhumingdebolijuqian。limiantangzheyitiaohualidaoshanxiataihejingouyandexianglian。

zheishilijingxunxiaopengyoudepeizangbaobei。“lixiaohaialixiaohai，”wogezheboliziyanziyu。“nishuoni，

jiusuijiuguale，shiyoudiancan。danhuangejiaoduxiang，nichenggongbikailenijiazuhoumiandexueyuxingfenga！

buyongjinglishehuideduda，yongyuanhuozaijiusuidekuaileli，

haiyouzheimeduozhubaopeizang……”woyouhuangdaosongdaishuhuaqu，kanzheliqingzhaode《xiarijueju》tuopian。

“shengdangzuorenjie，siyiweiguixiong……”woxiaoshengdigu，“qingzhaojiejie，niubi！malaogongmahuangdi，

qiangudiyizhuaijie！woyaoshinengyouniyibangang，yebuzhiyubeiyangguangqifuchengzheiyang……”jiuzaizheishi，

zuosidechongdongyongshangxintou。wozuoyoukankan，quedinglianzhangyidouquxunluole。yushitoutoudiyongzhijian，

chupengleyixiatuopiandefuzhipinhuakuang。zuilihaishenshentaotao：“xinnvsufang，yuanyongdanshenershinian，

huanwonengzhengchangshaitaiyang……”huayingangluo，yibiandousheng！yanqiandetuopian，nei“bukenguojiangdong”jigezi，

mosefangfohuoleguolai，kaishiniudong！genglipudeshi，lixiaohaidexianglian，neixiezhenzhuhebaoshi，

kaishifachuyouyoudeguang！“？？？”huanjue！yidingshijintianmihoutaochiduole，weishengsuczhongdule！

woshijingzhalezhayan，zaikanxiangxianglian。guangmangxiaoshile。tuopianshangdeziyeanfenle。“hu……”wosonglekouqi，

“hesile，guoranshi……”huameishuowan，yiguqiangliedexuanyunganmengdixilai，tianxuandizhuan，

yanqiandejingwukaishiniuqu、zhongdie。woxiayishidixiangfuzhuzhanju，queganjueshouchuanguoleshenmedongxi？jinjiezhe，

wokandaole。yuanbenkongwuyirendezhantingli，turanbiandehenyongji。yigechuanzhepojiutangchaoguanfudedashu，

zhengbaliantiezai“tangdaiyinshiwenhua”dezhanbanshang，shijingxiuzhelimianhuazhedekaoyangrou，koushuiliulesanchizhang。

yigechuanzheqingchaoqipaodeayi，piaozai“gudaifushi”zhanqu，

duizhebolilidexiandaifangpinzhizhidiandian：“zeze，zheizhenjiao，zheiliaozi，

buruwomenfushangxiuniang……”haiyouyigechuanzhebashiniandaihaihunshan，liansecanbaidexiaoqingnian，

zhengshituchuanguoqiangbi，zuiliniantaozhe：“wode《lushanlian》yaokaichangle……”wojiangzaiyuandi，

danaocpuzhijieshaohu。woshishei？wozaina？wokandaoleshenme？jiticosplay？

bowuguanqimiaoyezhongguo**ban？jiuzaizheishi，woniaoyixiongyong，jihushitongshoutongjiaodinuojinlenvcesuo。

zhanzaixishoutaiqian，woduoduosuosuodizhaixiamojinghekouzhao，xiangyonglengshuipoxingziji。ranhou，wozaijingzili，

kandaolewocangbaidelian。yiji，woshenhou，

neigebuzhidaoshenmeshihouchuxiande、chuanzheyansebaohedujigaodefeisezhangpaodenianqingnanren。tazhangdehaitinghaokan，

jiushiliansebaidegenwoyoudeyipin，yanxiayipianqinghei。tatouguojingzi，youyoudikanzhewo。ranhou，

yongdaizhedianxianqi，youyoudianzhaodaozuzhideguiyiqinqiegandeyuqi，

kaikoule：“xiyangwuxianhao……”wohunshenhanmaodaoshu。tadunledun，jielexiaqu：“zhishijinhuanghun。ze，

niyepaguang？kanlai，shitongdaozhongrena。”wo：“……”tongnigetou！daonigegui！mama！

wohaoxiangzhendejianguileaaaaaa！！！jingzhongdelihe，

duiwozheisongbaoyangluchuleyige“meiyankan”debiaoqing。“pashenme？

ququ‘biantaifayu’doumeiwanchengdexiaozaizi。”tabunaifandibaibaishou，“renma，

shuobailejiushiguideyounianti，sini，buguoshiwomendechengnianli。nizheizhonglian‘chengguili’doumeijinglide，

zaiwomenneier，jiujiao‘yuzhigui’，shuyubanchengpin，dong？”“……”wodonggechuizi！

wozhixiangzuogeputongren！xiayimiao，woyibaimichongcidesuduchongchucesuo。zhuangkailehaojige“kongqi”，

xiwangshikongqi……yilujianjiaozhetaolilezheizuoturanbiandewubijingsongdebowuguan。zhanzaihuadengchushangdejietou，

wokanzhecheshuimalong，renlairenwang，diyicijuedezheichongman“guangwuran”deshijieruciqinqie。raner，

dangwodingjingyikan，caifaxian——neigeyibiandenggongjiaoyibiankoubizidedashu，jiaohougenbuzhedi。

neigeduizheshoujishaxiaodemeizi，bozinengxuanzhuanyibaibashidu。neigeliugoudedaye，

shoulidegousheng……genbenmeishuanzairenhedongxishang！wojuewangdibishangyan，youzhengkai。shijie，haishineigeshijie。

zhishi，duoledianbugaiyoudedongxi。wodeneixinyipianaihao。jiuming！wode“jianguangsi”renshehaimeibeng，

xianzaiyouxiti“jiangui”tizhi？！zheirizimeifaguole！2wo，sufang，ershisansui，

yigejiandingdeweiwuzhuyizhe（cengjing）。rujinzhengsuozaibeiwoli，zhiluchuyishuangyanjing，sisidingzhewoshimenkou。

menkoupiaozheyigebantoumingde、chuanzhefeisezhangpaodenangui。dui，jiushibowuguancesuolineige“tongdaozhongren”。

“ni…nibieguolaia！wogaosuni，woshenshangyangqizhong！wo…wotiantianchidasuan！

”woshituyongzuisongdeyuqishuochuzuihendehua。nangui，huozheshuolihe。

zheishitagangcaiyongtaneidaizhedianyinfengdecixingsangyingaosuwodemingzi。tahaifanlegebaiyan。wuliyiyishangde，

yanzhuzizaiyankuanglidiliuliuzhuanleyiquan。“yangqizhong？chidasuan？”tachixiaoyisheng，

neixiaoshengxiangshilouqidefengxiang。“xiaoguniang，nizheishenzigu，yinqizhongdedoukuainengfuchuxiaoguile。

zhiyudasuan……”taxilexibizi，yilianxianqi，“niwanshangchideshiningmengjisishala。”“……”gan！

zheiguibizihaitingling！“lihe……”woshituzhaohuichangzi，“zheimingzitingzheyoudianershua？nagedanweide？

sileduoshaonianle？youzanzhuzhengma？”lihe，huozheshuoguixiansheng，neizhangcanbaideliansihuheileyidian。

tapiaojinjibu，hedewochadianbabeizitixiaqu。“‘heiyunyachengchengyucui’，‘tianruoyouqingtianyilao’，

tingguomei？”tayuqidaizhediannanyizhixindebeifen。“wo！lihe！rencheng‘taibaixiancai，

zhangjiguicai’deneigezhangji！”wohuangrandawu：“e！！！neigexie‘xiongjiyishengtianxiabai’de！”lihe，

zu。suiranta816nianjiubingsile。tafuzhuetou，shenyingdouhuanglehuang。“neishi‘woyoumihunzhaobude，

xiongjiyishengtianxiabai’！erqiezhongdianbushizheige！zhongdianshi‘guicai’！guicai！”wosuolesuobozi。“haoba，

guicai……suoyi，guicaixiansheng，ninlaochanzhe**ma？wojiushiyigepingpingwuqideyangguangguominshechu，

meiqianmeise，zhiyouyijuzifangshaishuang。”lihepiaodaowodeshuzhuoqian，

haoqidichuolechuowotankaide《bowuguangongzuoshouce》，shouzhizhijiechuanleguoqu。tatanlekouqi，

yuqidaizhe“tanshangnizheishazisuanwodaomei”dewunai。“bushinizhaohuanwodema？”tahuitoukanwo，

yanshenyouyou。“nichupengleyunhanjiqiang‘nian’deqiwu，zishenhunpoyoubuwen，

zaijiashangnineiyuchundeyuanwang……zeze，tianshidilirenhe，nixiangbujianguidounan。

”“……”woyongdanshenershinianhuanlaideshaitaiyangjihui，jiuhuanlezhei？！

“suoyi…woxianzainengkanjiansuoyou…apiao？”woshengyinfazhan。“lilunshangshide。”lihepiaodaochuangbian，

kanzhelouxiayeshixixirangrangderenqunheguiqun。“buguodabufenhunhunee，buzuweiju。

xiangwodengzheibanbaoyouqingxishenzhide，caishishaoshu。”tazhilezhilouxianeigebashetoudangtiaoshengwandexiaonvhaigui。

“kanjianmei？neizhong，shuyudijinpc，chuleherenmeishayong。

”youzhilezhineigezaishaokaotanpangbianshijingwenxiangwei，queyikouyechibudaodelaoyeyegui。“neizhong，

zhinianzaiyukoufuzhiyu，kelianchongbale。”wokanzhetakankanertandeyangzi，turanlingguangyishan。“suoyi，

li…dashi？ninzheishiyaojiwofabuxinshourenwule？birubangneigelaoyeyechidunshaokao？

”liheyongkanzhizhangdeyanshenkanzhewo。“bangta？pingshenme？guiyufazediyitiao：ruorouqiangshi。

tazijimeibenshi‘chi’dao，guaishei？”“……”zheiguiyuhaitingdaerwenshehuiha。

“nei…guiyufazediertiaoni？”“diertiao，”lihepiaohuiwomianqian，shenqingyansulexie，“xiaoxin‘ji’。

”“jian？”woyileng，“haiyoubiningeng…neishenmedegui？”lihedelianshunjianniuquleyixia，

jihushipaoxiaochulai。“shiji！ji！guisiweiji！neishiyiguiweishideguaiwu！womenguidezhongjitiandi！

donglema？！”wobeitahoudesuolesuobozi。“dongledongle…suoyiguishangmianhaiyoutiandishiba？

zheishiwulianhaitingwanzheng…”lihefue，sihugenwogoutongrangtafeichangsunhaoguiqi。tashenxiyikouqi，

suiranwobuzhidaotaxilegesha。lihenulipingfuxinqing。“suanle，gennishuobumingbai。zongzhi，

nijirannengkanjianwomen，jiusuanshibanzhijiaotarulezheigequanzi。yihouzoulukanzhedian，

biezhuangdaobugaizhuangde……ng？”tahuameishuowan，turanniutoukanxiangqiangbi。xiayimiao，yigezhazheshuangyaji，

chuanzhehualitangzhuang，bozishangdaizheyitiaoshanxiayanbaoshixiangliandexiaonvhai，zhijiecongqiangbilichuanlejinlai。

shoulihaibaozheyige……dengdeng，neishiwode**banpaopaomatemanghe？！“ya！zheigewawahaopiaoliang！

”xiaonvhaiyanjingliangjingjingde，baozhewodewawabusashou。

womudengkoudaidikanzhezheigeturanchuangruwo“anquanwu”debusuzhike。lihezaiyipangliangliangdijieshao。“e，

zheiweishilijingxun，xiaomingxiaohai，womendoujiaotalixiaohai。suichaodewaiqi，jinzhiyuye，jiusuijiusile。

”lijingxun？neigexiangliandezhuren？wokanxiangtabozishangneichuanzaiheianzhongdounengzixingfaguangdezhubao，

haiyoushoushangdewawa，ganjuexinzangzaidixue。wodemanghe！lixiaohaiwanquanbupasheng，piaodaowochuangbian，

waizhetoukanwo。“jiejie，nijiushineigenengkanjianwomenderenma？nidefangjianzhenhaowan！

”tazhilezhiwozhuoshangdehuazhuangpin。“neixieliangjingjingdehezishishenmeya？

”wokanzhetatianzhenlanman（qiejiyuwocaichan）delian，shituzhaohuichengnianrendeweiyan。

“nei……neishiwodedongxi！haiyou，bawawahaijiwo！”lixiaohaibiebiezui，bawawabaodegengjinle。

“xiaoqi！woyiqianyouhaoduohaoduozheiyangdebaobeini！doupeizangla！

”“……”lihezaiyipangxingzailehuodibuchong。

“guiyufazedisantiao：yudaozheizhongsileshangqiannianhaibaochitongzhende，jinliangmanzuta，burantanengfansini。

nibujiwojiukujinikan”debiaoqing；youkanlekanlihenei“nizijikanzheban”desiyangzi；neixinyipianbeiliang。

suoyi，wodejianguishenghuo，jiushibujinyaorenshouyigedusheziliandeshigui，

haiyaohongyigesileshangqianniandexionghaizi？！jiuzaizheishi，lixiaohaituranbawawawangwohuailiyisai。

xiaolianbiandeyansuqilai，zhizhechuangwai：“shiguigege，qingzhaojiejieyouzaidajiale！

”wohelihetongshikanxiangchuangwai。zhijianduimianloudingshangkong，yidaomohudeshenying，

shouchiyidaorutongguangningjuchengde……e，dagaishijiandedongxi，

zhengzaiheyigebuduanniuqubianhuadeheisexuanwozhuangwutijiliebodou！liherouleroumeixin，yiliantouteng。

“youlaile…zheiweigunainai，yitianbukandiandongxijiuhunshenbushufu。”wozhangdalezuiba，

zhizheneizhenhanqielipudeyimu。“nei…neishishenme？xingqiudazhanguihunban？”lihetanlekouqi，

yong“dainijianshixiashimian”deyuqishuo：“kanjianmei？neigeheisede，jiushi‘ji’。

erneiweidajiabiyemenhaimengde，jiushinichongbaideqingzhaojiejie，rencheng‘guijie’。”tadunledun，

xunidipailepaiwodejianbang，yuqichenzhong：“huanyinglaidaozhenshideshijie，xiaoguniang。

nide‘biantaifayu’kecheng，xianzaizhengshikaishi。diyike：ruhezaiguijiehejide**huouzhong，

baozhunidexiaoming，yijinidepaopaomate。”“……”woxianzaixuanzezhongxintoutaihailaidejima？！

3zicongwodegongyuchengle“guijiezhurenjianlinshibanshichu”hou，shenghuozhiliangchengduanyashixiadie。lihe，

zheiweishiguidaren，yi“shuxihuanjing”weiming，meitianbazhanwodediannao。

bushizaikan《tangshijianshangcidian》dedianziban；jiushizaisousuo“liheweihehuaicaibuyu”dezhihutiezi，

yibiankanhaiyibianpingtoulunzu：“houshixiaozi，donggepi！”lixiaohai，zheiweixiaozuzong，

zeduiwodexiandaihuazhuangpinhelingshijujinxinglehuimiexingtansuo。

tashituyongwodeyslkouhongzaiqiangshanghuamudan；bawodesk-iishenxianshuidangyinliaoheleyixiaokou，

ranhoupeipeipeidiquantulechulai；haichaiguanglewodundesuoyoushupian，danzhiwenlewenweidao，

jiushiwangdidiuzaiyibian：“meiyouyushanfangdedianxinxiang。”wowuzheqianbao，neixinzaidixue。

zheinashiyanglelianggegui，zheishigongleliangtaisuichaoji，haishiqianniangudongjibiede！

weiyirangwoshaogananweideshiliqingzhaojiejie。neiweizhandoulibaobiaodeguijie，

dabufenshijiandouzaiwaimian“xingxiazhangyi”。zhiyououercaihuixiangyidaolansedeshandianbanchuxianzaiwodeketing。

jianchaliheyoumeiyouhaohao“jiaodao”wo，yijilixiaohaiyoumeiyouchuanghuo。meicitayilai，

lihelimacongwangyinzhainanqiehuanchengduanzhuangwenren。lianlixiaohaidouhuiguaiguaibanongluandemanghebaihao。zheitianwanshang，

wozhengyibiankenzheningmeng，yibianrenshouliheduiwobiyelunwen《luntangdaiqiwuwenshideliubian》dezhishouhuajiao。

“nizheixiedeshenmewanyier？genbenmeizhuazhushengtangdeqixiang！”turan，yigunanyiyanyudeganjuejuezhulewo。

bushie，bushike，ershi……jiqiqiangliede“beixuyaogan”？

fangfoyougeshengyinzaiwonaozilixunhuanbofang：“laia~kuaihuoa~fanzhengyou~dabashiguang~~”woshuaishuaitou，

shitubazheiguiyidebgmganchuqu。“nizenmele？”lihetingxiatadewenxuepiping，huyidikanzhewo。

“lianzheimehong？youguominle？”“bushi……”woyanshenfazhi，

“woganjue……haoxiangyoushenmedongxizaizhaohuanwo……haoxiangweitadagong，

dadaodilaotianhuang……”lihelianseyibian，piaoguolai，yongtaneibingliangdeshouzaiwoetouqiantanletan。“huaile！

shi‘zhangshengdian’defushe！”“zhangshengdian？yangguifeineige？”woyilianmengbi，“tazhaohuan**ma？

rangwoqujitapaiduanshipinxuanchuanhuaqingchi？”“pideyangguifei！”lihecuileyikou。“shiyingzheng！

tadezhiniantaiqiang，xingchengleyigeleisilingyudedongxi，womenchengzhiwei‘zhangshengdian’。zheigaisideqinshihuang，

sileliangqiannianhaizaigaojingshenwuran；daochusanfa‘qiuzhangsheng，lai996’denaodianbo，

xiyinneixiezhinianshenzhongdeguihun，hexiangnizheizhonghunpobuwendehuorenqujitadangmianfeilaodongli！

”“……”sileliangqianniandeqinshihuangzaigaochuanxiao？zheihuafengshibushiyoudiantaiqingqile？jiuzaizheishi，

neigumomingdeganjuegengqiangle，haijiazazhe“baochibaozhu（？），wuxianyijin（？？），dedaoshengxian（！！！

）”dexujiaxuanchuanxinxi。wodeshentibushoukongzhidizhanqilai，

zuilinannanzhe：“woyaozhangsheng……woyaoweibixiaxiaoli……wodejianlini……”“xingxing！nigeshazi！

”liheqidezaiwoerbiandahou。kexishengyinchuannaoguo，zhinianxinzhongliu。lixiaohaiyepiaoleguolai，

yongxiaoshouzhichuowodelian。“sufangjiejie，nizenmebianshala？”yankanwojiuyaomengyouchumen，