我的体质是薛定谔的鬼精选章节

tashiduiyangguangguomindehuosiren。tashicaihuahengyidezaowangshigui。dangsufangchupengbowuguanwenwu,

juexingjianguinengli。caifaxian“siwangzhishibiantaifayudekaishi”。huozaiyinyingzhongdeta,

beipoyulihe、liqingzhaodenglishiguihunqiandingqiyue。yizhinianweiranliao,

jiangguomintizhilianchengtunshiguangandeyinyinglieyan。dang“ji”tunshixianshibianyuan,takazaishengsiliefengzhongxuangao!

“wobuzuoren,yebuzuogui。”“woyaozaiguanganzhijian,wanchengshuyuzijidechengnianli。”1wojiaosufang,

ershisansui,yigeputongdebowuguanshixisheng。weiyidetebiezhichuzaiyu,woshige“jianguangsi”dehuotifanli。

bierenshaitaiyangbugai,woshaitaiyangzhijiekaiqirentiguominfanyingdashang。congjunyunfenhongdaobuguizehongban,

zuihouxiti“zhushudelongxia”xiandingpifu。fuzengsaoyangnannaihaohuataocan,

yanzhongshihainengyouqingchuyanxiukexiaojuchang。suoyi,dangxiawuwudiandebiguanguangboxiangqi。

biedetongshixiangtuojiangdeyegouchongxiangxiyangshi。wozhinengmanyouyoudishoushidongxi,neixinhaowubolan,

shenzhixianggaogeyiqu:《wodetaiyang》(zuzhouban)。“xiaosua,haibuzou?

”baoanzhangyinazhetadechaodahaobaowenbei,liuliudadaguolai。wochechuyigezhiyejiaxiao,

balianwangkuanyanmaohefangshaimianzhaoliyousuolesuo。“zhangyi,wozaijianchaxiazhanju,ninxianmang。”zou?

waimiandeshijieduiwoeryanjiushidaxingziwaixiansharenxianchang!bowuguancaishiwodeyonghengzhijia!shide,

chulebuhexue,wojianzhixianggexixuegui。pifucangbaidexianggangconglengdongkulaochulai。

richangchuandazhudayige“munaiyifugufeng”,mojing、kouzhao、maozi、yusan、zhangxiuzhangku,yiyangbunengshao。

yinshi?he,ningmengdangshuihe,mihoutaodangfanchi,

buzhidaodehaiyiweiwozaijinxingshenmeshenmidekangyanghuaxiuxianyishi。zhongyumocengdaorendouzouguangle,

zhantinglizhishengxiawoheqianbainianqiandewenwuzuoban。hunhuangdeshedengqudaileduladeyangguang,rangwoanquanganbaopeng。

woliudadaosuitangzhanting,tingzaineigezhumingdebolijuqian。limiantangzheyitiaohualidaoshanxiataihejingouyandexianglian。

zheishilijingxunxiaopengyoudepeizangbaobei。“lixiaohaialixiaohai,”wogezheboliziyanziyu。“nishuoni,

jiusuijiuguale,shiyoudiancan。danhuangejiaoduxiang,nichenggongbikailenijiazuhoumiandexueyuxingfenga!

buyongjinglishehuideduda,yongyuanhuozaijiusuidekuaileli,

haiyouzheimeduozhubaopeizang……”woyouhuangdaosongdaishuhuaqu,kanzheliqingzhaode《xiarijueju》tuopian。

“shengdangzuorenjie,siyiweiguixiong……”woxiaoshengdigu,“qingzhaojiejie,niubi!malaogongmahuangdi,

qiangudiyizhuaijie!woyaoshinengyouniyibangang,yebuzhiyubeiyangguangqifuchengzheiyang……”jiuzaizheishi,

zuosidechongdongyongshangxintou。wozuoyoukankan,quedinglianzhangyidouquxunluole。yushitoutoudiyongzhijian,

chupengleyixiatuopiandefuzhipinhuakuang。zuilihaishenshentaotao:“xinnvsufang,yuanyongdanshenershinian,

huanwonengzhengchangshaitaiyang……”huayingangluo,yibiandousheng!yanqiandetuopian,nei“bukenguojiangdong”jigezi,

mosefangfohuoleguolai,kaishiniudong!genglipudeshi,lixiaohaidexianglian,neixiezhenzhuhebaoshi,

kaishifachuyouyoudeguang!“???”huanjue!yidingshijintianmihoutaochiduole,weishengsuczhongdule!

woshijingzhalezhayan,zaikanxiangxianglian。guangmangxiaoshile。tuopianshangdeziyeanfenle。“hu……”wosonglekouqi,

“hesile,guoranshi……”huameishuowan,yiguqiangliedexuanyunganmengdixilai,tianxuandizhuan,

yanqiandejingwukaishiniuqu、zhongdie。woxiayishidixiangfuzhuzhanju,queganjueshouchuanguoleshenmedongxi?jinjiezhe,

wokandaole。yuanbenkongwuyirendezhantingli,turanbiandehenyongji。yigechuanzhepojiutangchaoguanfudedashu,

zhengbaliantiezai“tangdaiyinshiwenhua”dezhanbanshang,shijingxiuzhelimianhuazhedekaoyangrou,koushuiliulesanchizhang。

yigechuanzheqingchaoqipaodeayi,piaozai“gudaifushi”zhanqu,

duizhebolilidexiandaifangpinzhizhidiandian:“zeze,zheizhenjiao,zheiliaozi,

buruwomenfushangxiuniang……”haiyouyigechuanzhebashiniandaihaihunshan,liansecanbaidexiaoqingnian,

zhengshituchuanguoqiangbi,zuiliniantaozhe:“wode《lushanlian》yaokaichangle……”wojiangzaiyuandi,

danaocpuzhijieshaohu。woshishei?wozaina?wokandaoleshenme?jiticosplay?

bowuguanqimiaoyezhongguo**ban?jiuzaizheishi,woniaoyixiongyong,jihushitongshoutongjiaodinuojinlenvcesuo。

zhanzaixishoutaiqian,woduoduosuosuodizhaixiamojinghekouzhao,xiangyonglengshuipoxingziji。ranhou,wozaijingzili,

kandaolewocangbaidelian。yiji,woshenhou,

neigebuzhidaoshenmeshihouchuxiande、chuanzheyansebaohedujigaodefeisezhangpaodenianqingnanren。tazhangdehaitinghaokan,

jiushiliansebaidegenwoyoudeyipin,yanxiayipianqinghei。tatouguojingzi,youyoudikanzhewo。ranhou,

yongdaizhedianxianqi,youyoudianzhaodaozuzhideguiyiqinqiegandeyuqi,

kaikoule:“xiyangwuxianhao……”wohunshenhanmaodaoshu。tadunledun,jielexiaqu:“zhishijinhuanghun。ze,

niyepaguang?kanlai,shitongdaozhongrena。”wo:“……”tongnigetou!daonigegui!mama!

wohaoxiangzhendejianguileaaaaaa!!!jingzhongdelihe,

duiwozheisongbaoyangluchuleyige“meiyankan”debiaoqing。“pashenme?

ququ‘biantaifayu’doumeiwanchengdexiaozaizi。”tabunaifandibaibaishou,“renma,

shuobailejiushiguideyounianti,sini,buguoshiwomendechengnianli。nizheizhonglian‘chengguili’doumeijinglide,

zaiwomenneier,jiujiao‘yuzhigui’,shuyubanchengpin,dong?”“……”wodonggechuizi!

wozhixiangzuogeputongren!xiayimiao,woyibaimichongcidesuduchongchucesuo。zhuangkailehaojige“kongqi”,

xiwangshikongqi……yilujianjiaozhetaolilezheizuoturanbiandewubijingsongdebowuguan。zhanzaihuadengchushangdejietou,

wokanzhecheshuimalong,renlairenwang,diyicijuedezheichongman“guangwuran”deshijieruciqinqie。raner,

dangwodingjingyikan,caifaxian——neigeyibiandenggongjiaoyibiankoubizidedashu,jiaohougenbuzhedi。

neigeduizheshoujishaxiaodemeizi,bozinengxuanzhuanyibaibashidu。neigeliugoudedaye,

shoulidegousheng……genbenmeishuanzairenhedongxishang!wojuewangdibishangyan,youzhengkai。shijie,haishineigeshijie。

zhishi,duoledianbugaiyoudedongxi。wodeneixinyipianaihao。jiuming!wode“jianguangsi”renshehaimeibeng,

xianzaiyouxiti“jiangui”tizhi?!zheirizimeifaguole!2wo,sufang,ershisansui,

yigejiandingdeweiwuzhuyizhe(cengjing)。rujinzhengsuozaibeiwoli,zhiluchuyishuangyanjing,sisidingzhewoshimenkou。

menkoupiaozheyigebantoumingde、chuanzhefeisezhangpaodenangui。dui,jiushibowuguancesuolineige“tongdaozhongren”。

“ni…nibieguolaia!wogaosuni,woshenshangyangqizhong!wo…wotiantianchidasuan!

”woshituyongzuisongdeyuqishuochuzuihendehua。nangui,huozheshuolihe。

zheishitagangcaiyongtaneidaizhedianyinfengdecixingsangyingaosuwodemingzi。tahaifanlegebaiyan。wuliyiyishangde,

yanzhuzizaiyankuanglidiliuliuzhuanleyiquan。“yangqizhong?chidasuan?”tachixiaoyisheng,

neixiaoshengxiangshilouqidefengxiang。“xiaoguniang,nizheishenzigu,yinqizhongdedoukuainengfuchuxiaoguile。

zhiyudasuan……”taxilexibizi,yilianxianqi,“niwanshangchideshiningmengjisishala。”“……”gan!

zheiguibizihaitingling!“lihe……”woshituzhaohuichangzi,“zheimingzitingzheyoudianershua?nagedanweide?

sileduoshaonianle?youzanzhuzhengma?”lihe,huozheshuoguixiansheng,neizhangcanbaideliansihuheileyidian。

tapiaojinjibu,hedewochadianbabeizitixiaqu。“‘heiyunyachengchengyucui’,‘tianruoyouqingtianyilao’,

tingguomei?”tayuqidaizhediannanyizhixindebeifen。“wo!lihe!rencheng‘taibaixiancai,

zhangjiguicai’deneigezhangji!”wohuangrandawu:“e!!!neigexie‘xiongjiyishengtianxiabai’de!”lihe,

zu。suiranta816nianjiubingsile。tafuzhuetou,shenyingdouhuanglehuang。“neishi‘woyoumihunzhaobude,

xiongjiyishengtianxiabai’!erqiezhongdianbushizheige!zhongdianshi‘guicai’!guicai!”wosuolesuobozi。“haoba,

guicai……suoyi,guicaixiansheng,ninlaochanzhe**ma?wojiushiyigepingpingwuqideyangguangguominshechu,

meiqianmeise,zhiyouyijuzifangshaishuang。”lihepiaodaowodeshuzhuoqian,

haoqidichuolechuowotankaide《bowuguangongzuoshouce》,shouzhizhijiechuanleguoqu。tatanlekouqi,

yuqidaizhe“tanshangnizheishazisuanwodaomei”dewunai。“bushinizhaohuanwodema?”tahuitoukanwo,

yanshenyouyou。“nichupengleyunhanjiqiang‘nian’deqiwu,zishenhunpoyoubuwen,

zaijiashangnineiyuchundeyuanwang……zeze,tianshidilirenhe,nixiangbujianguidounan。

”“……”woyongdanshenershinianhuanlaideshaitaiyangjihui,jiuhuanlezhei?!

“suoyi…woxianzainengkanjiansuoyou…apiao?”woshengyinfazhan。“lilunshangshide。”lihepiaodaochuangbian,

kanzhelouxiayeshixixirangrangderenqunheguiqun。“buguodabufenhunhunee,buzuweiju。

xiangwodengzheibanbaoyouqingxishenzhide,caishishaoshu。”tazhilezhilouxianeigebashetoudangtiaoshengwandexiaonvhaigui。

“kanjianmei?neizhong,shuyudijinpc,chuleherenmeishayong。

”youzhilezhineigezaishaokaotanpangbianshijingwenxiangwei,queyikouyechibudaodelaoyeyegui。“neizhong,

zhinianzaiyukoufuzhiyu,kelianchongbale。”wokanzhetakankanertandeyangzi,turanlingguangyishan。“suoyi,

li…dashi?ninzheishiyaojiwofabuxinshourenwule?birubangneigelaoyeyechidunshaokao?

”liheyongkanzhizhangdeyanshenkanzhewo。“bangta?pingshenme?guiyufazediyitiao:ruorouqiangshi。

tazijimeibenshi‘chi’dao,guaishei?”“……”zheiguiyuhaitingdaerwenshehuiha。

“nei…guiyufazediertiaoni?”“diertiao,”lihepiaohuiwomianqian,shenqingyansulexie,“xiaoxin‘ji’。

”“jian?”woyileng,“haiyoubiningeng…neishenmedegui?”lihedelianshunjianniuquleyixia,

jihushipaoxiaochulai。“shiji!ji!guisiweiji!neishiyiguiweishideguaiwu!womenguidezhongjitiandi!

donglema?!”wobeitahoudesuolesuobozi。“dongledongle…suoyiguishangmianhaiyoutiandishiba?

zheishiwulianhaitingwanzheng…”lihefue,sihugenwogoutongrangtafeichangsunhaoguiqi。tashenxiyikouqi,

suiranwobuzhidaotaxilegesha。lihenulipingfuxinqing。“suanle,gennishuobumingbai。zongzhi,

nijirannengkanjianwomen,jiusuanshibanzhijiaotarulezheigequanzi。yihouzoulukanzhedian,

biezhuangdaobugaizhuangde……ng?”tahuameishuowan,turanniutoukanxiangqiangbi。xiayimiao,yigezhazheshuangyaji,

chuanzhehualitangzhuang,bozishangdaizheyitiaoshanxiayanbaoshixiangliandexiaonvhai,zhijiecongqiangbilichuanlejinlai。

shoulihaibaozheyige……dengdeng,neishiwode**banpaopaomatemanghe?!“ya!zheigewawahaopiaoliang!

”xiaonvhaiyanjingliangjingjingde,baozhewodewawabusashou。

womudengkoudaidikanzhezheigeturanchuangruwo“anquanwu”debusuzhike。lihezaiyipangliangliangdijieshao。“e,

zheiweishilijingxun,xiaomingxiaohai,womendoujiaotalixiaohai。suichaodewaiqi,jinzhiyuye,jiusuijiusile。

”lijingxun?neigexiangliandezhuren?wokanxiangtabozishangneichuanzaiheianzhongdounengzixingfaguangdezhubao,

haiyoushoushangdewawa,ganjuexinzangzaidixue。wodemanghe!lixiaohaiwanquanbupasheng,piaodaowochuangbian,

waizhetoukanwo。“jiejie,nijiushineigenengkanjianwomenderenma?nidefangjianzhenhaowan!

”tazhilezhiwozhuoshangdehuazhuangpin。“neixieliangjingjingdehezishishenmeya?

”wokanzhetatianzhenlanman(qiejiyuwocaichan)delian,shituzhaohuichengnianrendeweiyan。

“nei……neishiwodedongxi!haiyou,bawawahaijiwo!”lixiaohaibiebiezui,bawawabaodegengjinle。

“xiaoqi!woyiqianyouhaoduohaoduozheiyangdebaobeini!doupeizangla!

”“……”lihezaiyipangxingzailehuodibuchong。

“guiyufazedisantiao:yudaozheizhongsileshangqiannianhaibaochitongzhende,jinliangmanzuta,burantanengfansini。

nibujiwojiukujinikan”debiaoqing;youkanlekanlihenei“nizijikanzheban”desiyangzi;neixinyipianbeiliang。

suoyi,wodejianguishenghuo,jiushibujinyaorenshouyigedusheziliandeshigui,

haiyaohongyigesileshangqianniandexionghaizi?!jiuzaizheishi,lixiaohaituranbawawawangwohuailiyisai。

xiaolianbiandeyansuqilai,zhizhechuangwai:“shiguigege,qingzhaojiejieyouzaidajiale!

”wohelihetongshikanxiangchuangwai。zhijianduimianloudingshangkong,yidaomohudeshenying,

shouchiyidaorutongguangningjuchengde……e,dagaishijiandedongxi,

zhengzaiheyigebuduanniuqubianhuadeheisexuanwozhuangwutijiliebodou!liherouleroumeixin,yiliantouteng。

“youlaile…zheiweigunainai,yitianbukandiandongxijiuhunshenbushufu。”wozhangdalezuiba,

zhizheneizhenhanqielipudeyimu。“nei…neishishenme?xingqiudazhanguihunban?”lihetanlekouqi,

yong“dainijianshixiashimian”deyuqishuo:“kanjianmei?neigeheisede,jiushi‘ji’。

erneiweidajiabiyemenhaimengde,jiushinichongbaideqingzhaojiejie,rencheng‘guijie’。”tadunledun,

xunidipailepaiwodejianbang,yuqichenzhong:“huanyinglaidaozhenshideshijie,xiaoguniang。

nide‘biantaifayu’kecheng,xianzaizhengshikaishi。diyike:ruhezaiguijiehejide**huouzhong,

baozhunidexiaoming,yijinidepaopaomate。”“……”woxianzaixuanzezhongxintoutaihailaidejima?!

3zicongwodegongyuchengle“guijiezhurenjianlinshibanshichu”hou,shenghuozhiliangchengduanyashixiadie。lihe,

zheiweishiguidaren,yi“shuxihuanjing”weiming,meitianbazhanwodediannao。

bushizaikan《tangshijianshangcidian》dedianziban;jiushizaisousuo“liheweihehuaicaibuyu”dezhihutiezi,

yibiankanhaiyibianpingtoulunzu:“houshixiaozi,donggepi!”lixiaohai,zheiweixiaozuzong,

zeduiwodexiandaihuazhuangpinhelingshijujinxinglehuimiexingtansuo。

tashituyongwodeyslkouhongzaiqiangshanghuamudan;bawodesk-iishenxianshuidangyinliaoheleyixiaokou,

ranhoupeipeipeidiquantulechulai;haichaiguanglewodundesuoyoushupian,danzhiwenlewenweidao,

jiushiwangdidiuzaiyibian:“meiyouyushanfangdedianxinxiang。”wowuzheqianbao,neixinzaidixue。

zheinashiyanglelianggegui,zheishigongleliangtaisuichaoji,haishiqianniangudongjibiede!

weiyirangwoshaogananweideshiliqingzhaojiejie。neiweizhandoulibaobiaodeguijie,

dabufenshijiandouzaiwaimian“xingxiazhangyi”。zhiyououercaihuixiangyidaolansedeshandianbanchuxianzaiwodeketing。

jianchaliheyoumeiyouhaohao“jiaodao”wo,yijilixiaohaiyoumeiyouchuanghuo。meicitayilai,

lihelimacongwangyinzhainanqiehuanchengduanzhuangwenren。lianlixiaohaidouhuiguaiguaibanongluandemanghebaihao。zheitianwanshang,

wozhengyibiankenzheningmeng,yibianrenshouliheduiwobiyelunwen《luntangdaiqiwuwenshideliubian》dezhishouhuajiao。

“nizheixiedeshenmewanyier?genbenmeizhuazhushengtangdeqixiang!”turan,yigunanyiyanyudeganjuejuezhulewo。

bushie,bushike,ershi……jiqiqiangliede“beixuyaogan”?

fangfoyougeshengyinzaiwonaozilixunhuanbofang:“laia~kuaihuoa~fanzhengyou~dabashiguang~~”woshuaishuaitou,

shitubazheiguiyidebgmganchuqu。“nizenmele?”lihetingxiatadewenxuepiping,huyidikanzhewo。

“lianzheimehong?youguominle?”“bushi……”woyanshenfazhi,

“woganjue……haoxiangyoushenmedongxizaizhaohuanwo……haoxiangweitadagong,

dadaodilaotianhuang……”lihelianseyibian,piaoguolai,yongtaneibingliangdeshouzaiwoetouqiantanletan。“huaile!

shi‘zhangshengdian’defushe!”“zhangshengdian?yangguifeineige?”woyilianmengbi,“tazhaohuan**ma?

rangwoqujitapaiduanshipinxuanchuanhuaqingchi?”“pideyangguifei!”lihecuileyikou。“shiyingzheng!

tadezhiniantaiqiang,xingchengleyigeleisilingyudedongxi,womenchengzhiwei‘zhangshengdian’。zheigaisideqinshihuang,

sileliangqiannianhaizaigaojingshenwuran;daochusanfa‘qiuzhangsheng,lai996’denaodianbo,

xiyinneixiezhinianshenzhongdeguihun,hexiangnizheizhonghunpobuwendehuorenqujitadangmianfeilaodongli!

”“……”sileliangqianniandeqinshihuangzaigaochuanxiao?zheihuafengshibushiyoudiantaiqingqile?jiuzaizheishi,

neigumomingdeganjuegengqiangle,haijiazazhe“baochibaozhu(?),wuxianyijin(??),dedaoshengxian(!!!

)”dexujiaxuanchuanxinxi。wodeshentibushoukongzhidizhanqilai,

zuilinannanzhe:“woyaozhangsheng……woyaoweibixiaxiaoli……wodejianlini……”“xingxing!nigeshazi!

”liheqidezaiwoerbiandahou。kexishengyinchuannaoguo,zhinianxinzhongliu。lixiaohaiyepiaoleguolai,

yongxiaoshouzhichuowodelian。“sufangjiejie,nizenmebianshala?”yankanwojiuyaomengyouchumen,