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黎山。
gouhuopang,yidayixiaoliangdaoshenying。
“xiaobai,yeyaozoule,zaolaotouzibeizhewo,jiwoanpaileliumenqinshi,mingtianyingqindecheduijiuyaoshangshanle,zaibupaolu,xiaoyejiuyaobeirenzhuazou,dangyigehaowuzunyandeshangmennvxule。”
“滋啦!”
jiangningfandongshouzhongdekaoji,“zaolaotouzihaishuoshenme,neixingchuderenjiatingyouqiande,zichanguobaiyi,xixiawuzi,chulaotouerhaishigeduanmingxiang,dengtaqiaobianzihou,zheixieqianjiuquandoushiwodele。”
xiaodeneidaoshenying,shiyizhitongtixuebaideyinhu,tashibushiwangxiangjiangningshouzhongdekaoji,chandebuxing,kemeidangjiangningkanxiangtashi,tajiuhuizhuangchuyifurenzhentingjiangdeyangzi。
“laotouzishizaishitaixiaoqiaorenle,wojiangningdingtianlidi,qinengchijielaizhishi?”jiangningyihuikaoji,pojuqishi,“xiaobai,nishuoduibudui?”
yinhushuangtuiqili,buzhudidiantou,yanjingquesidingzhekaoji。
jiangninglianyijiang,“meichuxidedongxi,zaozhidangchujiubugaijiuxianiyitiaohuming!”
yinhuwodaozaidi,luchurouruandefubu,pinmingdaguntaohao。
“gennishuoguoduoshaocile,nvhaiziyaojinchi,buyaodongbudongjiubadupiluchulai,jingzhengneigoulanwasilideshouduan。”jiangningwunai,shizhizhongzhibinglong,rulirenyiban,xuexiaji**,rengjiyinhu。
zijizeshihanleiyaoleyidakoujirou,hanhubuqingdishuodao:“yezouhou,nizaiyizhihuqutouliguafuerjiadeji,keyaoxiaoxinle,zaolaotouzigentayouhaojitui,meiyehuzheni,neimeirenxingdelaodongxihenyoukenengbanihupibale,zuochengweibo,qutaohaoliguafuer。”
yinhuyizhuazibaofeiji**,renxinghuadedayanjingli,chongmanlebishi。
“chouxiaozi,sheiyunxunitouzouneixiehunshude?”jiuzaizheishi,kuangfengdaqi,fennudeshengyin,huidangzhenggeshanlin。
糟老头子?
jiangningshensedabian,youmengkenlejikoukaojihou,caibashengxiaderengjiyinhu。
“dananlintougezifei,xiaobainiziqiuduofuba!”jiangningzhuaqiyipangzaojiushoushihaodebaoguo,touyebuhuidixiangshanxiachongqu。
jixihou,mandishuye、jimaoluanwu,yigechuanzhezhangpao,zhuzheguaizhangdelaozhe,pingkongchuxianzaiyinhushenpang。
“chouxiaozi,paodehaizhenkuai,daodishiquefashehuideduda,haibuzhidaochiruanfandemiaochu。”laozhetanxiyisheng,“yeba,laofuyishenbenshi,niyexueleqibafen,xiashanhouyinggaibuhuirumeiwotiandaoyipai!”
“zhizhizhi。”yinhujidongdijiaozhe。
laozhemeitouyizhou,“niyaogenneixiaozixiashan?buxing,meixiulianchurenxingzhiqian,ninayebuzhunqu,haiyou,liguafuerjiadejiyaoshizaishaoyigenmao,laofujiubanilinggendaduan!”
yinhudunshichuitousangqi,lianxiangpenpendejiroudoubuguanle,dayanjingbushediwangzhe,jiangningliqudefangxiang。
……
jiangningxiashanhoudediyizhan,jiushijulilishanzuijindelinjiang。
出站口。
daodishidachengshi,genxiaoshancunjiushibuyiyang,mimimamade,daochudoushiren。
jiangningsuiranshidiyicilaidaozheizuochengshi,keyixiazijiuaishanglezheili,zheilideguniangmenyidianbunazijidangwairen,baihuahuadedatui,mianfeijizijikan,youdeshenzhi**doukuailuchulaile。
“xiaobiaobei,jieyijingdaolinjiangle,zheimejiumeijian,shibushixiangwoxiangdecheyenanmian?ganjinde,laichezhanjiejie。”
“shenme?bomubingzhong,tuobukaishen?neixing,nibadizhifajiwo,wozijidacheguoqu。”yigezouzaijiangningqianmian,ershichutou,chuanzhediaodaiduanqundemeinv,dazhedazhedianhua,turantinglexialai。
jiangningsuizaiyongmuguangpipanzhezhouweidemeinv,fanyingquehenxunsu,yesuizhitingxiajiaobu。
jiuzaizheishi,yigenanrencongjiangningshenpangjingguo,yibazhangpaizainvrendeqiaotunshang,ranhoushurendicongrongliqu。
zheishoufayikanjiubushixinshou!
jiangningdengdayanjing,zheiyetaibunazijidangwairenle!
弹性好像还不错。
等等……
这不是耍流氓吗?
jiangningshenseyileng,jiuyaochushouzhizhizheizhongxingwei。
“weisuonan,zhaosi!”kejiangninggangtaiqishou,nvrenjiuyigehenladeerguangzhaohuguolai。
jiangningcetouduoguo,yilianbushuang,“niganshenme?”
“renzangjuhuo,nihaixiangjiaobian?”weiyuxinzhuazhejiangningdeshou,dashengrangrangdao,“niyiweiwoyeshineizhongbeipaile**,doubuganhangshengderuanruonvren?he,neinikekancuorenle,wojintianjiuyaozhiyizhi,nimenzheixieweisuonandexiaozhangqiyan!”
jiangningjieshileyiju,“bushi**de。”
“fangpi,jiunizaiwoshenhou,erqieshoudoumeilaidejishouhuiqu,bushinishishei?”weiyuxingenbenbuting。
“zheiweimeinvshuodemeicuo,gangcaijiushitapaide,woqinyansuojian。”gangcaiyongshoupaiweiyuxindenanren,benyilianxingzailehuodikanxi,suijiyebuzhidaoxiangdaoleshenme,jingzhanlechulai,zhuangqilezhengyizhishi。
“nihaiyoushenmexiangshuode?”weiyuxindengyandao。
“zheizhongrentaikeele。”
“guangtianhuarizhixiajiuganruci,shizaishitaixiaozhangle,baojing,rangjingchabatazhuazou。”
zhouweidezhongren,yefenfenzhize,shenzhihaiyourentaochuleshouji。
benlaiyifanhaoyi,quebeirenpolezangshui,jiangningdunshibunaifanle,yibachouhuishou,lenglengdao:“gundan,biedangyedelu!”
xiaozhang,taixiaozhangle,zhongrenqifenbuyi!
weiyuxingengbukenfangtazou,“weisuonan,pailelaoniang**,haixiangjiuzheimezoule?”
“你说啥?”
“猥琐男!”
“下一句。”
“pailelaoniang**,jiuxiang……”
“pa!”kehaimeidengtashuowan,jiangningjiumengdiyibazhang,paizailetade**shang,tengdetaxiayishiwuzhule**。
nibushiwumielaozi,paini**ma?
“yejintianjiupaini**le,ninengzade?”jiangningdejuejingershanglaile。
“ninini,nixiangganshenme?zhouweizheimeduorenni,nikaolvqingchuhouguo!”weiyuxinyoudianhuangle,xinliyediguqilai,zheizhongweisuonanbeizhuagexianxinghou,budouhedebaotoushucuanma?zenmezheijiahuo,zheimewufawutian!
“meinvbiepa,wolaibangni。”**weiyuxin**denanren,yikanyingxiongjiumeidejihuilaile,dunshidaheyisheng。
shuobudingnengjiezhezheigejihui,genzheiweimeinvfashengdianshenmeni?
xiangdaozheili,nanrenyoudianpiaole,yongshouzhizhejiangning,“wocaojunmingminglingni,likejizheiweimeinvdaoqian!”
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