“liaoyisheng……”xuyingningmeimouyiliang，youshengqilexiwang。
liaojitongzheiliangtianmeishaogentachuixu，xueguoshenmetanpanjiqiao，tabenjiusheshiweishen，rongyixiangxinbieren，zaijiashangliaojitongzhuangdetebiexiang，dunshijuede，zhiyaoliaojitongchuma，kendingnengshuofuguzhidemuqin。
liaojitongchongtazixinyixiao，jiuyaoyizhankoushe。
“youqubiema？hezhenihualideyisi，haishiwoxiangfaangzangle？”guanmingzhulengxiaodao，“zhenshishangliangbuzhengxialiangwai。”
zheihuabashituliangdoujimale。
“guanmingzhu，nizheishishenmetaidu？”xuxiuyuanbuyuedao，“fanglaoyibanianji，weilenidebingmangqianmanghou，nizennengshuochu，rucilingrenhanxindehua？”
liaojitongguzuodadudibaibaishou，“xufurenyaoshimaliangju，xinlinengshutandian，worenle！danxufuren，ninyijingjinbangeyue，meiyoula……paixiele，zaidanwuxiaqu，zhendehuiweijishengming，ninjiusuanshibuweizijikaolv，yeyaoweixuxiaojiexiangxiangba？haiqingninsansi！zhiliaojieshuhou，shidashima，wojuewuyuanyan。”
“ma，nijiudayingleba。”xuyingninghongzheyankuangaiqiu。
guanmingzhuyeyouxiedongyaole，beipaixiewuhuohuozhangsi，zheisifataibutimianle。
fangchengyimanyidiantou，xiaoliaoyijingnengdudangyimianle。
“噗嗤。”
jiangningmeirenzhu，xiaolechulai。
xuyingningdunshinumuershi，yankanzhejiuyaoshuofumuqinle，zheijiahuotianshenmeluan？
liaojitongchengxinxiangrangjiangningdangzhongchuchou，guyiyinyoudao：“nixiaoshenme？nandaowonalishuocuole？”
“bujiushiyigedahaobianmima？shuodegenshenmeside，haiguandafen，doushuoyongyihairen，guoranbujia。”jiangninghaobukeqidao，“nizheiyangde，bieshuomanile，dasinidouhuogai！”
呵，找死！
liaojitongxindilengxiao，zheikeshifanglaodezhenduanjieguo。
guobuqiran，fangchengyirenbulele，duanqilequanweidepaitou，“nianqingren，nizheishizaizhiyilaofu？”
zuoweizailinjiang，naizhizhenggejiangnansheng，shenzhishiquanguodouxiaoyoumingqidemingyi，yiwangzoudaona，tabushibeirenpengzhe、zunzhe，hecengshouguojintianzheiyangdewonangqi！
“pingshenmebuneng？”jiangningfanwen。
liaojitonghujiahuweidao：“fangsi，nizhidaonizaigensheishuohuama？woshifukeshiguiyigaotu，fuyidarongyujiaoshou，jingchengxiehezhuanjia，talaorenjiayeshinipeizhiyide？”
“guiyifuqingjiangdetudi？”jiangningyouxieyiwai。
fangchengyibuda，zhishiaomandilenghengyisheng。
“xianzaizhidao，nigangcaidehua，youduokexiaoleba？”liaojitonglengxiao。
jiangningbuxieyixiao，“fuqingjiangneiduanminggui，jiushoulenizheimegewanyier？touxiandaoshitingduo，keliangebianmidouzhibuhao，bujuedelianshangsaodehuangma？”
fangchengyiliansetieqing，zhandouzheshou，zhizhejiangning，“ni，niqiyoucili，jingganwuruwushi！”
尊师不可辱！
侮辱？
jiangningxiangxiao，fuqingjiangtianzhelianjiaoshixiong，haidekanyexiangbuxiangdayingni！
“kouqidaoshibuxiao，woshifuzhibule，nandaonijiuneng？”liaojitongchenjigonghuo。
“这有何难？”
liaojitongbuxiedaxiao，“hahaha，zhenshixiaodiaodaya，jiupingni……”
“ni，nizhendenengyongbiedebanfa，zhihaowoairendebing？”xuxiuyuanqueshijidongdiwendao。
“die，nishuoshenmeni？”xuyingningshayanle，“tahushuobadao，nizenmehaizhenxinle？”
fangchengyigengshiganjueshoudaolemodadewuru，lianseyichen，“xuxiansheng，nizheishishenmeyisi？”
xuxiuyuanquechongerbuwen，zhishijinzhangdidingzhejiangning。
wozenmejiujiwangle？takeshitianshulaorendetudia，lunyishu，bieshuoshifangchengyi，jiushiguiyifuqingjiang，yeweibibitaqiang！
“woweishenmeyaobangnizhibing？”jiangningzhoumei。
xuyingningjiuxianggentaduizhegan，“yinweinishiwoweihunfu。”
“buhaoyisi，woshilaituihunde。”
xuyingningxianxuexianmaidetingkuai，“kexianzaihaimeituini！”
“wokeyijiqian。”haishixuxiuyuanchengshu，shuodehuajiandanyouxiao。
jiangningdiantou，zhizhefangchengyishuodao：“neixing，danwodezhenjin，deshitadewubei！”
fangchengyiqidelaolianzhichouchu。
“meiwenti。”xuxiuyuangenbenbuzaihuzheidianxiaoqian。
guanmingzhubuleyile，“xuxiuyuan，nichengxindeshiba？xianshiyaojiwoguandafen，xianzaiyousuisuibianbianzhaogenianqingren，jiwozhibing？nixianhukoubenshangderentaiduole？”
“tashijiangning。”xuxiuyuanyiziyijudao。
guanmingzhulianseyibian，suijijingbuzaikangju。
“hunao，huangmiu！”fangchengyiyouqiyounu，“xuxianshengjiranyijinglingqinggaomingle，neijitongwomenzou！”
“shifu，xinu！bingrendeanweiyaojin，wanyichuleshenmechachi，youninlaozuozhen，yebuzhiyuniangchengdahuo。”liaojitonghaixiangkanjiangningchuchouni，nakenzheimejiuzoule？
xuyingninggandongbuyi，haishiliaoyishengyizherenxin。
fangchengyiyexiangkankan，daihuixuxiuyuanfufu，guixialaiqiuzijichushoujiuzhidehuamian，bianliulexialai。
jiangningzeshizoudaochuangqian，yibaxiankaibeizi，muguangluozaiguanmingzhulongqidefubushang，“xuxiuyuan，woyaomoni……woyaojinilaopotuinale。”
xuxiuyuantouyipian，jiazhuangmeitingjian。
“tuina？”liaojitongchadianxiaodiaodaya，“wodaoshiyaokankan，nizenmeyongtuinazhihaoxufurendebing。”
jiangningshuangshouluozaiguanmingzhuduzishang，touyebutaidao：“tuichulai，nichile？”
曹尼玛！
廖季同脸都绿了。
“neige……jiangning，wobuhuizhendenongdaochuangshangba？”guanmingzhujinzhangle，takeshitimianren。
jiangningyaotou，“buhui，danniyouzheizhongyaoqiu，woyekeyimanzu。”
“buyao，ngheng～”guanmingzhuzhiganjuejiangningdeshouzhi，fangfozidaireliu，turanshufudihengleyisheng。
xuyingningxiaoliantonghong，“ma！”
成何体统！
“guanmingzhu，nijiwojizhu，nishiyoulaogongderen！”xuxiuyuanheizhelian，yiziyijudao。