我刚装的新房，你们撬开结婚？王小吉-著

小说简介

wangxiaojideshuzhendehaohaokan,zheiben《wogangzhuangdexinfang，nimenqiaokaijiehun？》degushiqingjietebieyixiangbudao,diedangqifu,tebiexiyinren,《wogangzhuangdexinfang，nimenqiaokaijiehun？》jianjie：zheiyihan，wuneizhiyaomeihezuideren，douzhanqilaile，haojigebangdayaoyuandelaoyemen，yiliannuqideweishanglai。……

精彩章节

zhangxiaomanlengzhelianwenta：“nikezhenshihaodanliang，neitianwobutongyijiefang，nijiganchuqule，nijintianzijiqiaosuojinlaile？”

zhouweiwangjiadeqinqi，zheicaizhidaoyuanlaifangzibushiwangcuihuaerzide，ershibierende。

wangcuihuabumandeshuo：“xiaodiansheng，gennishuoguole，bujiujienifangziyongliangtianme，kannixiaoqide，womenduoyitianyebuzhu，niguoliangtianzailaiba。”

zhangxiaomanbeiqixiaole：“wodefangzirangwolikai？doubuzhidaoninaozilijinleduoshaoshui，wofangziyitianmeizhu，jiubianchengershoufangle，haisunhuaileneimeduodongxi，nifudeqizerenma？”

wangcuihuajiushuo：“ershoufangzale，wojinidailaizheimeduorenqizasuan？meizhaonishoufeijiubucuole，zaishuole，wokanbujiudalejigepingpingguanguanme，huitouduopeiniliangbaikuaiqian，zijimaidiandele，doushilaolinju，baohanyidian，lai，shenjinixitangchi。”

shuozhe，wangcuihuacongdoulizhualeyibaliezhiyingtang，jiuyaosaijizhangxiaoman。

zhangxiaomanyibadafeiletadeshou，caibuxihantadetang。

tasuijilenghengyisheng：“200？pashinizaitiansangelingdoubugou，dengzhepeibani。”

zheishihou，youqinshujiushuo：“wangjie，queshiyoudianguole，wokanneifangjianlidedadianshidouranghaizizahuaile，qiangshanghaidoushiheidianzi，liangbaikendingbugou。”

wangcuihuabuyiweirandeshuo：“dianshijiandan，wojitahuanyigebujiuwanshile，wojianeigeda**dianshi，duoshaonianledoubuhuai，haishijinkoudeni，bitamenneibiguadianshizhilianghaoduole；qiangmiannongdianshui，cayixiajiuxing，fanzhengguojiniandouyaonongzang。”

zhangxiaomanzhenshidazhangjianshi，shijieshangjuranyouzheimebuyaolianderen。

tajiushuodao：“bushuobiede，laoshicrtdianshi，xianzaihainenghuanbuxiugangpen，woneisuonidianshidelingtoudoubugou。”

wangcuihuabuxiedao：“bugoulingtou？zhenbupafengdashanleshetou，nineidianshishijinzizuodehaiyinzizuode？”

zhangxiaomanpieletayiyan，shuodao：“wokeshizhengjinghuale49999maide，dengzhepeiba。”

“dianshihainengmaiwuwanle？yaoerenshiba？gaosuni，laoniangkebushihaoqifude！”

wangcuihuashuangshouqiayao，zheitaishishiyaokaishichaojiale。

tingdaowangcuihuazheimeshuo，zhibojiandewangyoudouxiaochulebitipao。

“wodetian，xianzaihaiyouzheimemeijianshiderenme？zhangxiaomanneidianshi，keshigaoshuadianjingoledping，zhenjiujiejinwuwandeshoujia。”

“lihai，yigedianshiganshangwodenianxinle。”

“zheixiazheilaotaipotanshangdashile。”

wangyoumenzaizhize，danwangcuihuabenrenquemeiyouzheigejuewu，haizaihezhangxiaomanchaojia。

zaizheigeshihou，neiduichuanzhexizhuanghehongseqipaodexinrenzoulechulai，wangcuihuadeerzilaibaoqing，kandaozhangxiaomanjiuhuole。

“niganmawoma，geweiqinqi，hewoyiqizouta！”

zheixinlangguanyeshijiuzhuangsongrendan，jintiantamenrenduo，juranganhezhangxiaomandongshou。

yixieshangnianjideqinshu，yijingzhidaoshijifangbuduile，jiumeidongshou，danyoujigehedalenaozibuqingxingdezhu，jiuyaoduizhangxiaomandongcu。

zhangxiaomanbianluxiuzibianwanghoutui，bazhiboshoujifangzaichuangbianjixupaishe，ertazhizheduimianjigerenshuo：“nimenyaoshishangle，bieguaiwobukeqi。”

tajintianzhidasuanjiangfalv，danyourenyaoshigantiaoxinta，zhangxiaomanyebujieyiyongquantoujiaoyutamen。

talutiesannian，jintianzhongyupaishangleyongchang。

“laozirangnimawoma！”

laibaoqingyangqiquantoujiudaleguolai，zhibojianwangyoudoujinghuyipian，jintianzhibozhenshikaileyan，benlaixinfangruzhuzhibo，bianchenglezhenrenpk，sihugengjingbaole，zhibojianrenshushunjianzengjialeshangwanren。

“砰！”

zhangxiaomanhoutuizhong，jiuzaizhuyiguanchaduifangdongzuo，faxianlaibaoqingjiaoxiayigeliangqiang，tajiutingshenhuiquan，liyongyaofudeliliang，yijibaiquanjizhonglelaibaoqingdesaibangzi，yixiajiubatadadaole。

zheixiaxiangshitonglemafengwo，wuneiwangcuihuadengqinqi，douhaojiaozhechongshanglai，yaozouzhangxiaoman。

“haiyouwangfama？haiyoufalvma？”

wangyoumendoukandaile，shijieshangjingranyouzheiyangbujiangliderenjia，zhanlebierendexinfang，bupeilidaoqian，haiyaoweioufangzidezhuren，zhenshikaichuangle“buyaolianjie”dexianhe。

“都住手！”

jiuzaiyaodachengyituandeshihou，houfangdiantimendakai，chongchulaiyiqunshenchuanheisezuoxunfudetejing，tamendaizhefangbaodunpai，chongguolaizhizhidouou。

zheiqunfangbaotejingyilaijiudangzaizhangxiaomanqianmian，jianlilejianguzhendi，yanzhenyidai。

zaitejingkanlai，yiqunzuihanzhuidayigezhengzhiqingnian，tamenkendingyaobaohudangshiren。

youjigehedadezuihan，haixiangchongjitejingzhendi，jieguobeitejingdejinggun，jigunjiuliaodaole。

zheiyixiazhenshelewangjiadeqinshu，yigegehoutuidaowuziliqu，jinruohanchan。

yihui，fenjudeminjingyeganguolaile，kaishilejiexianchangqingkuang。

benlai110zhihuipaijigepaichusuominjingguolai，danzhangxiaomanzaibaojingdianhualishuodehenyanzhong，fenjuzhijiechudongletejingdui，zhenghaozhensheleneibangqipaqinshu。

“怎么回事？”

xunjingzhiduizhangxutaohewendao。

zhangxiaomanshuo：“shiwobaodejing，duifangzaiwodejialimiandazaqiangtou，biguoqudeguizihaiguofen！”

“是这样吗？”

xutaozaiwenduimian，zuojingchade，bunengpiantingpianxin，suoyiyaolejieshuangfangdeqingkuang。

wangcuihuajiushuo：“zheigerenbaojiajing，wojiushijietafangziyongliangtian，youbushibujiqian，tahaierenxiangaozhuang，tabawoerzizuijiaodoudachuxuele，yinggaibatazhuajinqu。”

tingdaozheili，zhibojianwangyoumenzaiyerenbuzhule，zheiwangcuihuadaodishinalushenxiande**meibengjin，fangpibengchulaizheimegeqipa？

zhanbierenfangzi，bupeilidaoqian，hujiaomanchanhaiyaoxianhaihuzhu，zheiyijingbunengjiaorenle，jianzhishiqinshouburu。

zhangxiaomanlengxiaodao：“woxinfangyitianmeizhu，yemeitongyijie，shinizijiqiaomenjinlai，gaopohuaibushuo，haitouzoulehenduozhiqiandewupin，wodaren，yeshinierzidongshouzaixian，wozhengdangfangwei。”

“wokemeitoudongxi，yemeipohuai，sheipohuaidenizhaosheibei。”

wangcuihuakaishisizhubupakaishuitang，kaishituixiezeren。

yangtaonengdangduizhang，zhenchajingyanfengfu，tajinmenyikanwulizheiyangzi，jiuzhidaozhangxiaomansuoyanfeixu，zhenzhengdehuzhu，shijueduibushedefangzihuohuochengzheiyang，zhiyoubushizijidefangzi，caihuishijingzao。

“douhewohuijulishuo。”

yangtaoyaodaizouzhuyaosheanrenyuan，tongshikaishiqingchang，rangwuliderendoulikai，tamenyaofengsuoxianchangle，zheishixiaobule。

“buxing，womendaxiderizi，zenmenengchuqu，yaofanjihuide！”wangcuihuahaigaobulingqing，yixiangqingyuandezaizulan。

jingchakebuguanzheta，duociquangaowuguo，zhijiejifangaigongwudezuiming，jitashangleshoukaodaixiaqu，wuneiqitarenyikanshiqingyanzhong，douliule，henkuaifangjianneijiukongwuyiren，zhiliuxiayipianlangjie。

xutaojinrugegefangjiankanlekan，jiuzhizhoumei，yaoshitadefangzibeirenzaotachengzheiyang，tazaojiufabiaole，xinliyekaishitongqingzhangxiaomandezaoyu。

zaijixianchangpaiwanzhaohou，benlaiyaoguanmenlaizhe，xutaoquefaxianmensuoyijingbeipohuaiguanbuyan，xutaojiuzhihaorangrenzaimenkoulashangjingjiexian，xianburangbierenjinru，ranhoutajiudaizheshigedangshiren，huifenjujieshoudiaocha。