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精彩章节

lihundangtian，wotizheranxuedebangqiugunchuaikaishenjialaozhai，

yingmianzalaiyizhixiangbinping——popobaohe：“xianchaishuijingdeng，zaizatamenminggenzi！”bolisuiyuli，

wokanjianshenzhiyaguizaisuipianzhong，shouwanbeilingdaifanbang，yanditonghong：“wanwan，zawannengfuhunma？

”wolungunzasuitatoudingdehunshazhao，popobaqiyoutong“kuang”digundaowojiaobian，

huojiyixiang：“shaowanzailingzheng，baoxianpeishuangbei，guhuihedoujitasheng！

”1〈woheguimizaiyimaojianmimoulihun，beipopoquanchengzhibo〉yelishiyidian，shenzhiyaguoranmeihuilai。

woxiwanzao，guangzhejiaowangyimaojianzou，dinuantangdewojiaoxinfayang，

kewoxinliquexiangbeisaijinlengdongju——baliangbaliang。sannianlai，tadewanguicongjieshidaochenmo，zaidaolizhiqizhuang，

wozaojiulandewen。jintianjianglihuiguo，talianhuangdoulandebian，zhishuaijiwoyiju“youyingchou”。yingchougegui，

tashoujipingbaohailiangzheneinvrendebeiying。yimaojiandengmeiguan，songzhizuozaiwodexinglixiangli，xiangbinyijingkaile，

paomoshunzhepingkouwangxiatang。tachongwoyangxiaba：“lai，xianzouyige，shengdemingershouruan。”wojieguopingzi，

gudongliangkou，qipaochongdaohoulongkou，ladewoyanleichadianxialai。wotaishoumodiao，xinxiang：kugepi，

youbushidiyicizhidaozijishitishen。“mingzaoqidiandehao，woyuyuehaole。”wobapingzidihuiqu，

“nineibianni？”“yiyang。”songzhiyongxiukoucenglecengpingkou，yidianyebuxianqiwo，

“wolianshenzhixingneitaixiandingshoubandouzhuangxiangle，denghuierxialoujiurengjinshilajitong，rangtaxintengdaotuxue。

”woxiangxiangshenzhixingfaxianshoubanpaotangdeyangzi，xinlijuranshengqiyidingdianbaofude**，danhenkuaiyoumiele。

meiyisi，zhenmeiyisi。womenlianggeren，xiangbeitongyigenshengzishuanzhudemazha，bengdalesannian，

zuihouhaishiyaoyiqitiaoya。“nishuo，zanliangsuanbusuanshishangzuihexiede‘zhouli’？”wodunxialai，

bayijiantxudieleyoutankai，tankaiyoudie，shouzhizhibuzhudidou。“pi，womenshishishangzuicangongjuren。

”songzhipaipaiwodexigai，“biedoule，youbushishangxingchang。”“bixingchanghaikepa。”woyadishengyin，

“wanyimingtianminzhengjurenduo，womenqiangbudaohaozenmeban？”“neijiuhoutian，dahoutian，fanzhenglaonianghaodeqi。

”tadalegejiuge，“daoshini，bielinzhentuotao。”wogangxianghuizui，menkouhuran“kada”yishengqingxiang。

neishengyintaiqingle，buxiangshenzhiya——tayouyaochiyelandeqingshouqingjiao。songzhifanyingbiwokuai，

soudiyixiasuodaomenhou，bawozhuaidechadianguiditanshang。“xu——”tabashizhishuzaizuibian，yanjingdengdeliuyuan。

wopingzhuhuxi，tingjianwaimianyoutuoxiecadideshashasheng，jiezheshidandandemuzhimeiguiwei。

woxinligedengyixia：popo？zheimewantazenmehuilai？menbeituikaiyitiaofeng，shoujidengshuadizhaojinlai，

cidewomiyan。popotangmeiguichuanzhewumailandezhensishuiyi，toufajuanzhefajuan，

shoulituozheliangzhi28cundaxiangzi，lunzigazhigazhi，xiangzaicuiming。

woxinlishunjianshanguobabaizhongkeneng：laizhuajian？laiquanhe？laimeishouwodexiangbin？jieguotayadisangzi：“wanwan，

zhizhi，dongzuokuaidian，wodainimenpaolu！”wohuaiyizijihuanting，songzhizaipangbianqiawoshoubei，teng——bushimeng。

“ma……ninmeifashaoba？”woxiaoshengwen。“shaogegui！”popobashoujipingmuduidaowoyanqian，“zijiting。

”luyinyikai，shenzhiyadeshengyindidichuanchulai：“lili，mingtianwojieni，xinglibiedaitaiduo，

jialiyouyimaojian。”jinjiezheshishenzhixing：“ge，wozheibianyegaodingle，songzhineipiqi，naoliangtianjiuhao，

tashebudewo。”luyinjieshu，wonaozi“weng”deyisheng，xiangyourennagunzijiaoleyitongjianghu。

yuanlaitamenzaojiushanglianghao，yaobawomendangbeijingban，jijianglitengweizhi。

popolengheng：“dangnianwonengbalaotouzihexiaosandabaorengqunanjikanqie，jintianjiunengrangzheiliangnizikudiehanniang。

nimenliang，genbugenwozou？”woxinlineiguhuo“ceng”diyixiacuandaotianlinggai。zou！pingshenmebuzou？

worenqitunshengsannian，huanlaiyiju“tashebudewo”？woshebudegechuizi！“zou！

”wotingjianzijishengyinfazhan，queyichangqingxi。songzhizaipangbianxingfendezhicuoshou：“popo，luxianni？

”“laozhengshierdianhuanban，houmendengwo，jipiaowodinghaole，maerdaifubaodao，lvshituanzaifeijishanghouzhe，

lihunxieyixianchangdayin。”popoyusufeikuai，xiangzaibushubinggouan。woxinzangpengpengtiao，shouxinquanshihan。

xiangdaoshenzhiyamingtianzaoshanghuijia，kandaokongleyibandeyimaojian，huibuhuilengzaimenkou？

xiangdaojianglituozhexiangzijinmen，faxianzhuwozhishengyizhangchuangdian，huibuhuishayan？wojuranyoudianxiangxiao。

“shifenzhongshoushixiruan，shoushixianjindouna，shenjiakawoquantingle。”poposhuowan，huranchongwomenjijiyan，

“duile，woshoujigangyizhizhibo，xianzaisanqianrenweiguan，biaotijiao‘popodaierxishenyesiben’。

”woyikoulaoxuechadianpenchulai：“ma，ninzheishigongkaichuxing！”“pasha，fanzhengmingtianresoujian。

”tapaipaiwojianbang，“kuaidian，bierangwangyoudeng。”wonaodaiyunhuhu，queyoumomingxingfen，

xiangxiaoshihoudiyicitaoke。wozhuanshenbashuzhuangtaichoutihualalakai，zhuaqishoushihewangxinglixianglidao，

jiezhierhuandingdingdangdangluangun。songzhizaipangbianhan：“neitiaozuanshixianglianbieluo，shenzhixingpaileyiqiansanbaiwan！

”“zhidao！”woshengyinfadou，zuijiaoquezhibuzhushangyang。sannianlaidiyici，

woganjuezijibushizaibanyan“shentaitai”，ershizuohuilinwan。shifenzhongyidao，

womensatuizhexiangziguiguisuisuichuanguozoulang。ganyingdengliangqineiyike，wotingjianzijixintiaoshengdadexiangdagu。

xiadaocheku，laozhengyijingkaihoubeixiang，popoxianshangfujia，wohesongzhibaxiangzibanjinqu，gangyaoguanmen，

shenhouturanchuanlainuhou：“linwan！songzhi！nimenjiwozhanzhu！”wohuitou，

shenzhiyaheshenzhixingchuanzheshuiyizhuichulai，lianlvdegenbocaiside。shenzhiyatoufaluanzaozao，

jiaoshangzhichuanyizhituoxie，lingyizhibuzhidiaonaqule。woxinlituranyongshangyiguqiyide**：yuanlainiyehuiji？

popotanchutou：“laozheng，suomen，zou！”chemen“pa”yishengheshang，fadongjihongdeyisheng，

wozhenggerenshuaijinzuoyili。chezichongchuquneishunjian，

wotingjianshenzhiyazaihoumianhan：“ma——nifenglema——”wowuzhexiongkou，zhuantoukansongzhi，

taxiaodegenshaziyiyang。popozaiqianmianbukouhong，shengyinwenwende：“guinvmen，zuowenle，xiayizhan，ziyou。

”**zaichechuang，yefengguanjinlai，liangsousoude，quebawoxinlineituanhuochuidegengwang。houshijingli，

xiongdiliangdeshenyingyuelaiyuexiao，wohuranyoudianxiangku，youyoudianxiangxiao。shenzhiya，baibaileninlei。

mingtiantaiyangshengqilai，wojiubushinilaopole。2〈baiyueguanghuiguodangtian，

womensabashenjialaozhaizachengyangbanjianfeixu〉chegangxihuo，wojiuhouhuile。laozhaihoumenheiqiqide，xiangyizhangzui，

dengwojinquzaiyikoutundiao。woshouxinquanshihan，niandelianmenbadoudahua。“yaobu……xianhuijiashuiyijue？

”woxiaoshengdigu。popohuitou，tiaomei：“songle？”wozuiying：“bushisong，shipaliuxiazhiwen。

”songzhizaihoumianxiaodegenfanpaiside：“pasha，zhiwencayica，yanleicabudiao。”tatuilewoyiba，“shang！

”woshenxiyikouqi，zhiwensuo“di”yisheng，menkaile。shuxidetanxiangweipumianerlai，

yiqianwojuedezheiweidaogaoji，xianzaiqueqiangdewoxiangke。xuanguanjingziyingchuwocanbaidelian，

wochongzijiziya：linwan，biesong，jintiannishilaibaochoude。popobagaogenxieyideng，

guangzhejiao“padapada”wangketingzou，bianzoubiancongbaolitaochuyizhanga4zhi，

paditiezaijingzishang——“chaijiaqingdan”。wocouguoqukan，zishidayinde，

heitijiacu：1.shenzhiyadelingdaiqiang（quanbujiansui，

paizhaocundang）2.shenzhixingdeshoubanju（yigebuliu，

luxiangshangchuan）3.jiangliyuliuyimaojian（liutiaojitadangmobu）4.xiongdihezhaoqiang（sichengxinxing，

fajiazuqun）woxinli“gedeng”yixia，zheinashiqingdan，shizhanshu。songzhiyijingluqixiuzi：“sheixian？

”wozhilezhilingdaiqiang：“wo。”neimianqiangwoshishudebunengzaishu。shenzhiyameitianzaoshangzhanzheiertiaolingdai，

wozhanzaipangbianjitaxi，taditoukanwo，yanshenwenroudexiangyaodichushuilai。houlaiwozhidao，takandebushiwo，

shilingdaijiashangdezimu“j.l”——jianglisongde。wotaishou，chexiadiyitiaoshenlanse，

zhifumodaoneichenxiude“yizhouniankuaile”，xinlixiangbeizhenzha。“sila”——buliaoliechengliangban，

shengyincuiderangwotoupifama。songzhizaipangbianguzhang：“jixu！”woyaoya，yitiaojieyitiao，

xiangsidiaoyicengcengweizhuang。meiduanyigen，woxinlineituanyuqijiusanyidian。daozuihou，**cuizhanaidengshang，

shuangshouqixia，suibuxuepiansideluo，gaizhulewojiaobei。wochuanzheqi，hurantingjianzijixiaoshengma：“gounanren。

”songzhineibiangengbaoli。tadakaiboliju，bashenzhixingzuiaidegangtiexiajuguotouding。wotixing：“liuweishu。

”talengxiao：“laoniangpeitashuisannian，shoudianlixi。”“pa！”gangtiexianaodaishuaichengliangban，

lingjianbengdaowojiaobian。wowanyaojianqiyizhijixiebei，zhijianbingliang。

naozilishanguoshenzhixingpaiduimaishoubanshifajiwodezhaopian，taxiaodexianggeshazi。woxinlichouleyixia，xiayimiao，

wobaneizhijixiebeirengjinlajitong：choushenmechou，huogai。popobaozheshoubeizaipangbiankanxi，

shibushizhidian：“neizhanghezhaowaile，zaisi！dui，sichengxinxing，paizhaohaokan。”wohuitou，

tazhengjuzheshoujilushipin，jingtouduizhewo：“lai，wanwan，shuojuhua。”wochuanzheqi，

chongjingtoubijiandaoshou：“shenzhiya，nidelingdaiquansile！”popohahadaxiao，yanjiaozhezidouchulaile。

chaidaoerloushi，jianglide“yuliuyimaojian”menkoutiezhefensebianlitie——“lilidexiaowo”。

wodingzheneixingzi，weilifanjiangdaohai。songzhicouguolai：“chaibuchai？”woniejinmenba，

hurantingjianlouxiayourenanzhiwen。“di——huanyinghuijia。”wohunshenyijiang。shenzhiya？zheimekuai？

popofanyingzuikuai，yibajiangwomentuijingebichuwujian，guanmenliuyitiaofeng。jiaobushengshanglou，liangdao。

shenzhiyadeshengyinxianxiangqi：“lili，fangjianzaizuobian，nixian……”“ati！”jianglideshengyinruanruannuonuo，

“huichenhaodae。”wotouguomenfengkanjiantayixibaiqun，xiangchuangjinfeixudebaitiane。shenzhiyagenzaihoumian，

chenshanzhoubaba，xianranshicongjichangzhijieshahuilai。tamuguangsaoguosuilingdai、suishouban，lianseyicuncunbianhei。

woxinlituranyoudianhuang：yaoshitaxianzaichongjinlai，wogaizenmejieshi？zongbunengshuo“nimadaidetou”ba？

songzhiniewoshouxin，yongqiyinshuo：“wenzhu，zanzhanli。”guoran，shenzhiyashenxiyikouqi，taochushoujibohao。

wokoudaiyizhen——guanjile，dabutong。tameitouningcheng“chuan”zi，zhuantouduijiangli：“nixianxiuxi，wochuli。

”jianglilazhutaxiuzi，xiaosheng：“biechaojia，doushiwobuhao……”wofanbaiyan：haocha。

popohurantuimenerchu，tuoxiepadapada：“chaoshenmechao？jialijinzeile？”shenzhiyayileng：“ma？

ninzenmezaizhei？”popotanshou：“wohuizijijia，haiyaogennibaobei？

”shenzhiyazhizheyidilangjie：“zheishiningande？”poposongjian：“wonianjidale，shouhua。

”wozaichuwujianbiexiaodaofadou。songzhiqiawoyao：“bieluxian。

”shenzhiyataiyangxuetututiao：“linwanhesongzhini？”popoyilianwugu：“meikanjian，kenengchuqumaijiangyoule。

”jiangliqingsheng：“ayi，biekaiwanxiao，mandidoushi……”popodaduanta：“xiaoguniang，nisheia？

laiwojiaganma？”jianglishunjianhongleyankuang。woxinlijipopoguzhang：meiguijie，niu。kongqijiangchishi，

wodeshoujituranzaikoudailizhendong——wanglewanquanguanji！zhendongshengzaichuwujiangewaiqingcui。

shenzhiyamengdizhuantou：“sheizailimian？”woxinli“gedeng”yixia，lenghanshunzhejibeiwangxiatang。

songzhiyaoya：“chongchuqu？”wodiantou，gangyaotuimen，popohurandahan：“aiyalaozheng！

nizenmebagouguanchuwujian？kuaifangchulai！”waimianyizhenhunluan，goujiaosheng、jiaobushenghunchengyipian。

wochenjilakaimenfeng，kanjianpopochongwomendashoushi：zouhoulouti。wohesongzhimaozheyaoliuxialou，

xintiaodexiangdagu。houmenkaizhe，laozhengzhanzaichepangchouyan，jianwomenchulai，liezuiyixiao：“furenmen，xiayizhan？

”wohuitouwangleyiyandenghuotongmingdelaozhai，

naohailishanguomandisuipian、shenzhiyatieqingdelian、jianglixuanranyuqidebiaoqing，huranjuede——shuangbaole。

shangcheneiyike，wozhangzhangtuchuyikouqi，xiangbasannianyuqiquantuguang。songzhidijiwoyipingkuangquanshui：“yayajing。