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lihundangtian,wotizheranxuedebangqiugunchuaikaishenjialaozhai,

yingmianzalaiyizhixiangbinping——popobaohe:“xianchaishuijingdeng,zaizatamenminggenzi!”bolisuiyuli,

wokanjianshenzhiyaguizaisuipianzhong,shouwanbeilingdaifanbang,yanditonghong:“wanwan,zawannengfuhunma?

”wolungunzasuitatoudingdehunshazhao,popobaqiyoutong“kuang”digundaowojiaobian,

huojiyixiang:“shaowanzailingzheng,baoxianpeishuangbei,guhuihedoujitasheng!

”1〈woheguimizaiyimaojianmimoulihun,beipopoquanchengzhibo〉yelishiyidian,shenzhiyaguoranmeihuilai。

woxiwanzao,guangzhejiaowangyimaojianzou,dinuantangdewojiaoxinfayang,

kewoxinliquexiangbeisaijinlengdongju——baliangbaliang。sannianlai,tadewanguicongjieshidaochenmo,zaidaolizhiqizhuang,

wozaojiulandewen。jintianjianglihuiguo,talianhuangdoulandebian,zhishuaijiwoyiju“youyingchou”。yingchougegui,

tashoujipingbaohailiangzheneinvrendebeiying。yimaojiandengmeiguan,songzhizuozaiwodexinglixiangli,xiangbinyijingkaile,

paomoshunzhepingkouwangxiatang。tachongwoyangxiaba:“lai,xianzouyige,shengdemingershouruan。”wojieguopingzi,

gudongliangkou,qipaochongdaohoulongkou,ladewoyanleichadianxialai。wotaishoumodiao,xinxiang:kugepi,

youbushidiyicizhidaozijishitishen。“mingzaoqidiandehao,woyuyuehaole。”wobapingzidihuiqu,

“nineibianni?”“yiyang。”songzhiyongxiukoucenglecengpingkou,yidianyebuxianqiwo,

“wolianshenzhixingneitaixiandingshoubandouzhuangxiangle,denghuierxialoujiurengjinshilajitong,rangtaxintengdaotuxue。

”woxiangxiangshenzhixingfaxianshoubanpaotangdeyangzi,xinlijuranshengqiyidingdianbaofude**,danhenkuaiyoumiele。

meiyisi,zhenmeiyisi。womenlianggeren,xiangbeitongyigenshengzishuanzhudemazha,bengdalesannian,

zuihouhaishiyaoyiqitiaoya。“nishuo,zanliangsuanbusuanshishangzuihexiede‘zhouli’?”wodunxialai,

bayijiantxudieleyoutankai,tankaiyoudie,shouzhizhibuzhudidou。“pi,womenshishishangzuicangongjuren。

”songzhipaipaiwodexigai,“biedoule,youbushishangxingchang。”“bixingchanghaikepa。”woyadishengyin,

“wanyimingtianminzhengjurenduo,womenqiangbudaohaozenmeban?”“neijiuhoutian,dahoutian,fanzhenglaonianghaodeqi。

”tadalegejiuge,“daoshini,bielinzhentuotao。”wogangxianghuizui,menkouhuran“kada”yishengqingxiang。

neishengyintaiqingle,buxiangshenzhiya——tayouyaochiyelandeqingshouqingjiao。songzhifanyingbiwokuai,

soudiyixiasuodaomenhou,bawozhuaidechadianguiditanshang。“xu——”tabashizhishuzaizuibian,yanjingdengdeliuyuan。

wopingzhuhuxi,tingjianwaimianyoutuoxiecadideshashasheng,jiezheshidandandemuzhimeiguiwei。

woxinligedengyixia:popo?zheimewantazenmehuilai?menbeituikaiyitiaofeng,shoujidengshuadizhaojinlai,

cidewomiyan。popotangmeiguichuanzhewumailandezhensishuiyi,toufajuanzhefajuan,

shoulituozheliangzhi28cundaxiangzi,lunzigazhigazhi,xiangzaicuiming。

woxinlishunjianshanguobabaizhongkeneng:laizhuajian?laiquanhe?laimeishouwodexiangbin?jieguotayadisangzi:“wanwan,

zhizhi,dongzuokuaidian,wodainimenpaolu!”wohuaiyizijihuanting,songzhizaipangbianqiawoshoubei,teng——bushimeng。

“ma……ninmeifashaoba?”woxiaoshengwen。“shaogegui!”popobashoujipingmuduidaowoyanqian,“zijiting。

”luyinyikai,shenzhiyadeshengyindidichuanchulai:“lili,mingtianwojieni,xinglibiedaitaiduo,

jialiyouyimaojian。”jinjiezheshishenzhixing:“ge,wozheibianyegaodingle,songzhineipiqi,naoliangtianjiuhao,

tashebudewo。”luyinjieshu,wonaozi“weng”deyisheng,xiangyourennagunzijiaoleyitongjianghu。

yuanlaitamenzaojiushanglianghao,yaobawomendangbeijingban,jijianglitengweizhi。

popolengheng:“dangnianwonengbalaotouzihexiaosandabaorengqunanjikanqie,jintianjiunengrangzheiliangnizikudiehanniang。

nimenliang,genbugenwozou?”woxinlineiguhuo“ceng”diyixiacuandaotianlinggai。zou!pingshenmebuzou?

worenqitunshengsannian,huanlaiyiju“tashebudewo”?woshebudegechuizi!“zou!

”wotingjianzijishengyinfazhan,queyichangqingxi。songzhizaipangbianxingfendezhicuoshou:“popo,luxianni?

”“laozhengshierdianhuanban,houmendengwo,jipiaowodinghaole,maerdaifubaodao,lvshituanzaifeijishanghouzhe,

lihunxieyixianchangdayin。”popoyusufeikuai,xiangzaibushubinggouan。woxinzangpengpengtiao,shouxinquanshihan。

xiangdaoshenzhiyamingtianzaoshanghuijia,kandaokongleyibandeyimaojian,huibuhuilengzaimenkou?

xiangdaojianglituozhexiangzijinmen,faxianzhuwozhishengyizhangchuangdian,huibuhuishayan?wojuranyoudianxiangxiao。

“shifenzhongshoushixiruan,shoushixianjindouna,shenjiakawoquantingle。”poposhuowan,huranchongwomenjijiyan,

“duile,woshoujigangyizhizhibo,xianzaisanqianrenweiguan,biaotijiao‘popodaierxishenyesiben’。

”woyikoulaoxuechadianpenchulai:“ma,ninzheishigongkaichuxing!”“pasha,fanzhengmingtianresoujian。

”tapaipaiwojianbang,“kuaidian,bierangwangyoudeng。”wonaodaiyunhuhu,queyoumomingxingfen,

xiangxiaoshihoudiyicitaoke。wozhuanshenbashuzhuangtaichoutihualalakai,zhuaqishoushihewangxinglixianglidao,

jiezhierhuandingdingdangdangluangun。songzhizaipangbianhan:“neitiaozuanshixianglianbieluo,shenzhixingpaileyiqiansanbaiwan!

”“zhidao!”woshengyinfadou,zuijiaoquezhibuzhushangyang。sannianlaidiyici,

woganjuezijibushizaibanyan“shentaitai”,ershizuohuilinwan。shifenzhongyidao,

womensatuizhexiangziguiguisuisuichuanguozoulang。ganyingdengliangqineiyike,wotingjianzijixintiaoshengdadexiangdagu。

xiadaocheku,laozhengyijingkaihoubeixiang,popoxianshangfujia,wohesongzhibaxiangzibanjinqu,gangyaoguanmen,

shenhouturanchuanlainuhou:“linwan!songzhi!nimenjiwozhanzhu!”wohuitou,

shenzhiyaheshenzhixingchuanzheshuiyizhuichulai,lianlvdegenbocaiside。shenzhiyatoufaluanzaozao,

jiaoshangzhichuanyizhituoxie,lingyizhibuzhidiaonaqule。woxinlituranyongshangyiguqiyide**:yuanlainiyehuiji?

popotanchutou:“laozheng,suomen,zou!”chemen“pa”yishengheshang,fadongjihongdeyisheng,

wozhenggerenshuaijinzuoyili。chezichongchuquneishunjian,

wotingjianshenzhiyazaihoumianhan:“ma——nifenglema——”wowuzhexiongkou,zhuantoukansongzhi,

taxiaodegenshaziyiyang。popozaiqianmianbukouhong,shengyinwenwende:“guinvmen,zuowenle,xiayizhan,ziyou。

”**zaichechuang,yefengguanjinlai,liangsousoude,quebawoxinlineituanhuochuidegengwang。houshijingli,

xiongdiliangdeshenyingyuelaiyuexiao,wohuranyoudianxiangku,youyoudianxiangxiao。shenzhiya,baibaileninlei。

mingtiantaiyangshengqilai,wojiubushinilaopole。2〈baiyueguanghuiguodangtian,

womensabashenjialaozhaizachengyangbanjianfeixu〉chegangxihuo,wojiuhouhuile。laozhaihoumenheiqiqide,xiangyizhangzui,

dengwojinquzaiyikoutundiao。woshouxinquanshihan,niandelianmenbadoudahua。“yaobu……xianhuijiashuiyijue?

”woxiaoshengdigu。popohuitou,tiaomei:“songle?”wozuiying:“bushisong,shipaliuxiazhiwen。

”songzhizaihoumianxiaodegenfanpaiside:“pasha,zhiwencayica,yanleicabudiao。”tatuilewoyiba,“shang!

”woshenxiyikouqi,zhiwensuo“di”yisheng,menkaile。shuxidetanxiangweipumianerlai,

yiqianwojuedezheiweidaogaoji,xianzaiqueqiangdewoxiangke。xuanguanjingziyingchuwocanbaidelian,

wochongzijiziya:linwan,biesong,jintiannishilaibaochoude。popobagaogenxieyideng,

guangzhejiao“padapada”wangketingzou,bianzoubiancongbaolitaochuyizhanga4zhi,

paditiezaijingzishang——“chaijiaqingdan”。wocouguoqukan,zishidayinde,

heitijiacu:1.shenzhiyadelingdaiqiang(quanbujiansui,

paizhaocundang)2.shenzhixingdeshoubanju(yigebuliu,

luxiangshangchuan)3.jiangliyuliuyimaojian(liutiaojitadangmobu)4.xiongdihezhaoqiang(sichengxinxing,

fajiazuqun)woxinli“gedeng”yixia,zheinashiqingdan,shizhanshu。songzhiyijingluqixiuzi:“sheixian?

”wozhilezhilingdaiqiang:“wo。”neimianqiangwoshishudebunengzaishu。shenzhiyameitianzaoshangzhanzheiertiaolingdai,

wozhanzaipangbianjitaxi,taditoukanwo,yanshenwenroudexiangyaodichushuilai。houlaiwozhidao,takandebushiwo,

shilingdaijiashangdezimu“j.l”——jianglisongde。wotaishou,chexiadiyitiaoshenlanse,

zhifumodaoneichenxiude“yizhouniankuaile”,xinlixiangbeizhenzha。“sila”——buliaoliechengliangban,

shengyincuiderangwotoupifama。songzhizaipangbianguzhang:“jixu!”woyaoya,yitiaojieyitiao,

xiangsidiaoyicengcengweizhuang。meiduanyigen,woxinlineituanyuqijiusanyidian。daozuihou,**cuizhanaidengshang,

shuangshouqixia,suibuxuepiansideluo,gaizhulewojiaobei。wochuanzheqi,hurantingjianzijixiaoshengma:“gounanren。

”songzhineibiangengbaoli。tadakaiboliju,bashenzhixingzuiaidegangtiexiajuguotouding。wotixing:“liuweishu。

”talengxiao:“laoniangpeitashuisannian,shoudianlixi。”“pa!”gangtiexianaodaishuaichengliangban,

lingjianbengdaowojiaobian。wowanyaojianqiyizhijixiebei,zhijianbingliang。

naozilishanguoshenzhixingpaiduimaishoubanshifajiwodezhaopian,taxiaodexianggeshazi。woxinlichouleyixia,xiayimiao,

wobaneizhijixiebeirengjinlajitong:choushenmechou,huogai。popobaozheshoubeizaipangbiankanxi,

shibushizhidian:“neizhanghezhaowaile,zaisi!dui,sichengxinxing,paizhaohaokan。”wohuitou,

tazhengjuzheshoujilushipin,jingtouduizhewo:“lai,wanwan,shuojuhua。”wochuanzheqi,

chongjingtoubijiandaoshou:“shenzhiya,nidelingdaiquansile!”popohahadaxiao,yanjiaozhezidouchulaile。

chaidaoerloushi,jianglide“yuliuyimaojian”menkoutiezhefensebianlitie——“lilidexiaowo”。

wodingzheneixingzi,weilifanjiangdaohai。songzhicouguolai:“chaibuchai?”woniejinmenba,

hurantingjianlouxiayourenanzhiwen。“di——huanyinghuijia。”wohunshenyijiang。shenzhiya?zheimekuai?

popofanyingzuikuai,yibajiangwomentuijingebichuwujian,guanmenliuyitiaofeng。jiaobushengshanglou,liangdao。

shenzhiyadeshengyinxianxiangqi:“lili,fangjianzaizuobian,nixian……”“ati!”jianglideshengyinruanruannuonuo,

“huichenhaodae。”wotouguomenfengkanjiantayixibaiqun,xiangchuangjinfeixudebaitiane。shenzhiyagenzaihoumian,

chenshanzhoubaba,xianranshicongjichangzhijieshahuilai。tamuguangsaoguosuilingdai、suishouban,lianseyicuncunbianhei。

woxinlituranyoudianhuang:yaoshitaxianzaichongjinlai,wogaizenmejieshi?zongbunengshuo“nimadaidetou”ba?

songzhiniewoshouxin,yongqiyinshuo:“wenzhu,zanzhanli。”guoran,shenzhiyashenxiyikouqi,taochushoujibohao。

wokoudaiyizhen——guanjile,dabutong。tameitouningcheng“chuan”zi,zhuantouduijiangli:“nixianxiuxi,wochuli。

”jianglilazhutaxiuzi,xiaosheng:“biechaojia,doushiwobuhao……”wofanbaiyan:haocha。

popohurantuimenerchu,tuoxiepadapada:“chaoshenmechao?jialijinzeile?”shenzhiyayileng:“ma?

ninzenmezaizhei?”popotanshou:“wohuizijijia,haiyaogennibaobei?

”shenzhiyazhizheyidilangjie:“zheishiningande?”poposongjian:“wonianjidale,shouhua。

”wozaichuwujianbiexiaodaofadou。songzhiqiawoyao:“bieluxian。

”shenzhiyataiyangxuetututiao:“linwanhesongzhini?”popoyilianwugu:“meikanjian,kenengchuqumaijiangyoule。

”jiangliqingsheng:“ayi,biekaiwanxiao,mandidoushi……”popodaduanta:“xiaoguniang,nisheia?

laiwojiaganma?”jianglishunjianhongleyankuang。woxinlijipopoguzhang:meiguijie,niu。kongqijiangchishi,

wodeshoujituranzaikoudailizhendong——wanglewanquanguanji!zhendongshengzaichuwujiangewaiqingcui。

shenzhiyamengdizhuantou:“sheizailimian?”woxinli“gedeng”yixia,lenghanshunzhejibeiwangxiatang。

songzhiyaoya:“chongchuqu?”wodiantou,gangyaotuimen,popohurandahan:“aiyalaozheng!

nizenmebagouguanchuwujian?kuaifangchulai!”waimianyizhenhunluan,goujiaosheng、jiaobushenghunchengyipian。

wochenjilakaimenfeng,kanjianpopochongwomendashoushi:zouhoulouti。wohesongzhimaozheyaoliuxialou,

xintiaodexiangdagu。houmenkaizhe,laozhengzhanzaichepangchouyan,jianwomenchulai,liezuiyixiao:“furenmen,xiayizhan?

”wohuitouwangleyiyandenghuotongmingdelaozhai,

naohailishanguomandisuipian、shenzhiyatieqingdelian、jianglixuanranyuqidebiaoqing,huranjuede——shuangbaole。

shangcheneiyike,wozhangzhangtuchuyikouqi,xiangbasannianyuqiquantuguang。songzhidijiwoyipingkuangquanshui:“yayajing。