《woheshenweiweizuolebanbeizideyuanou》shibobomaosuochuangzuodeyibulingrentaozuidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushiweiraozhezhujiaozhouzihangshenweiweizhankai，ronghelelangmandeaiqing、cijidemaoxianheshenkederenshengzheli。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqixinidemiaoshuhelingrenxindongdeqingganmiaoxieeryingdeleduzhemendexiai。wogangyaohanbaoan，zhanzaiyipangdeshenweiweituranchezhulesaoraowodenvrengebo。tadeyanshenjileng，sihuhenfennu，“anfendian。”neinvrendeshoubeizuandeshengteng，……。
第1章1
woheshenweiweizuolebanbeizideyuanou。
fashengchehuoshi，womendoukanzhebici，yongzuiedudehuaxiwanglaishengbuyaozaiyujianduifang。
tahenwoyonghunyinkunbangzhuta，rangtashiqulejinxiuzhubaoshejishidejihui。
wohentazhengridianjibaiyueguang，lianyigehaizidoubukenjiwo。
erwomenzaiduibicideyuanhenzhong，zhongshengle。
womenzairenqunzhongduishiyiyan，haobuyouyudizhuanshengezilikai。
zaicixiangjian，shizaibanianhoudecishanwanhuishang。
guangxianlianglideshenweiwei，yiyanbiankandaolerenqunzhonghuitoutuliandewo。
1.
wogangjieshulezaipianyuanshanquxuexiaodegongyihuodong，yilucongmang，lianshenshangzhanmanchentudeyiwudoumeilaidejihuanxia，bianzoujinlewanyandedating。
shenweiweishenzheyixihualidewanlifu，zhanzaidatingzhongyangdeyigejingzhidezhanshitaiqian，shenpangdezhangyizhengreqingyangyidixiangzhouweidebinkejieshaozhetaishangzhanshidezhubao。
neixiezhubaozaidengguangdeyingzhaoxiacuicanduomu，zhouweidebinkemenfenfentoulaiyanxiandemuguang，duishenweiweideshejicaihuazanbujuekou。
“weiwei，nitailihaile，quyidalijinxiumeijinian，jiuchengleguojizhimingdezhubaoshejishi！zanmenshanghuinengyounizheiyangdejiechuhuiyuan，zhenshiwubijiaoao！”
“shia，neixiedingjidefuhaoheguizu，douyiyongyouyijiannishejidezhubaoweirong，neijiagegaodelipu，womenputongrenfendoujibeizidoumaibuqi！”
“weiwei，woyizhiduizhubaoshejihenganxingqu，nijiukanzailaoxiangshidefenshang，jiwozhidianzhidian，daidaiwobei！”
renqunzhong，yiweidabanshishangdenvshihaoqidiwendao：“weiwei，nihezhangyidehaoshishibushikuaiyouxiaoxila？”
shenweiweiweiweifanhongzhelian，kanxiangzhangyi，qingqingdianlediantou：“shia，womenxiazhoujiudinghunle。”
zhouweishunjianxiangqiyipianreliedezhuheshenghezhangsheng。
zheishi，yiweichuanzhekaojiudelaoxiangshixiangshituranxiangqileshenme，kaikouwendao：“weiwei，nihezihanghaiyoulianxima？jidedangchunimenxiangshideshihou，nishejidediyitaozhubaoshoushi，lingganhaoxiangdoushilaizitani！”
tingdaowodemingzi，shenweiweiyuanbenyangyizhexingfudexiaorongshunjianninggu，yanshenyeandanlejifen。
zhangyiyijiubaochizheyouyadeweixiao，congrongdijieguohuacha：“nikanni，woheweiweidoukuaijiehunle，nianshaoshideqingyinanengzhangjiu，tazaojiufangxiazihangle。”
zhongrenfachuyizhenhongxiao，suihouyoukaishikuazantamenliangshiduomebanpei，jianzhishitianzaodishedeyidui。
zhiyouwoqingchu，neitaozhubaoshoushi，shishenweiweizaiwomenqingyishenhoushi，qingzhulewushuxinxueweiwoshejide，meiyichuxijiedouchengzaizhetadangshishenshendeqingyi。
shangbeizi，womenzaishanghuizuzhideyicihuodongzhongxiangyu、xiangzhi，bicixinshang。
tacengjinjinlazhewodeshou，renzhendishuo：“zihang，nikanzhewodeyanjing，woxinshangni，yanjingshibuhuishuohuangde。”
neishidewo，manxinhuanxi，duitadehuashenxinbuyi。
kerujin，woshenzhi，tazhongjiuhaishiweibeiledangchudeqingyi。
woshensepingjingdizoujinwanyandating，likeyouyanjianderenkandaolewo。
“zihang！nizenmecailai？”
“nizenmechuanchengzheiyangjiulaile，zheikeshigaoduancishanwanyan，niyebuhuanshenzhengshidiandeyifu，taibuzhuzhongxingxiangle。”
“nibuhuishigangcongnagepianyuandifangganguolaideba？zainagongzuoni，zheimexinku，zanshanghuiliyouhundehaode，rangtamenbangnijieshaogeqingsongdian、timiandiandegongzuo。”
zhouweiderenkanzhewoposuqielvexianpojiudechuanzhe，xiaoshengdiyilunfenfen，yanyuzhongmanshichaofeng。
wozhishiweixiaozhe，baochizheyingyoudelimao。
congwozoujindatingdeneiyikeqi，shenweiweidemuguangjiuyizhijinjindigensuizhewo。
wolimaodikaikou：“haojiubujian。”
shenweiweiweiweiyizhen，yanzhongshanguoyisifuzadeqingxu，jinjiezhelengxiaoyisheng：“zhouzihang，zheimeduonianguoqule，nihaishiyidianzhangjindoumeiyou，haishizheimemeichuxi，buqiushangjin。”
zhangyixienilewoyiyan，lianshangmanshibuxie。
taguyijiangshenweiweiloudegengjin，deyidishuo：“weiwei，nibiezheimeshuolaoxiangshi，tashenghuoburongyi，zanmendelijie。buguozihang，niyegaizhuyixiazijidexingxiangle，nidouduodale，xianzaiderenkedoukanzhongwaibiao，nichuanchengzheiyang，sheihuiqiaodeshangni？shuobudingyihoudouzhaobudaonvpengyou！”
tadehuayindezhouweiderenyizhenhongxiao。
zaikanzhangyi，yishendingzhidemingpaixizhuang，dapeizhejingzhidelingdaijia，shouwanshangdemingbiaozaidengguangxiashanshuozheyaoyandeguangmang，zhenggerenqizhifeifan，yifuchenggongrenshidepaitou。
erwo，gangcongshanqudexuexiaocongcongganlai，jingguozhangtubashe，jinershisigexiaoshimeihaohaoxiuxi，mianrongqiaocui，zhenggerenkanshangqupibeibukan，yuzheishehuadewanyanfenweigegeburu。
chuandeshizuishushidexiuxianyifu，meiyoushenmepaizi，suibianzaijiebianxiaodianmaide，gentaxiangbi，queshixiandeyouxiehansuan。
“buyongkeqi，zanshibuxuyao。”
wojianjiehuiying，suihouziguzidizaizuoweishangzuoxia，kaishiyongcan。
bijingzaigaoqiangdudegongyijiangzuohou，woyijingyitianmeiyouhaohaojinshile，cikezhixiangchixietiandian。
jiuzaiwozhuanzhudipinchangmeishishi，shenweiweituranchaowozoulai，tayouyadicongshoutibaolinachuyizhangyinxingka，qingqingfangzaiwomianqiandezhuoshang。
“zheixieqian，shikanzaiwomencengjingdeqingfenshang，woxiangbangniyiba。yihouduizijihaodian，huanfentimiandegongzuo，zaimaixiexinyifu，xuehuihaohaoaiziji。”
shenweiweideyuqidaizheyisijugaolinxiadelianmin。
“zihang，guoqudeshidouguoqule，biezaiyizhixianzaihuiyili。”
taweiweidunledun，yanshenzhongshanguoyisifuzadeqingxu。
“ruguobushini......
suanle，doubuzhongyaole。”
tayuyanyouzhi，sihuyoushenmenanyiqichideguowang。
“zhongyaodeshi，bieyinweiwodelikai，jiuchedishiqushenghuodedongli，zibaoziqi，haoma？”
tadeshengyinqingrou，quedaizheburongzhiyidezitai。
womanxinyihuo，taiqitouzhishizheshenweiwei。taneixiemeishuowandehua，rangwoxinzhongchongmanlehaoqi，shangbeiziwodaodizuoleshenme，rangtazhongshenghourucijuerandipaoqiwo。
shangyishi，womencongxiaofudaohunsha。
takewangchengweizhimingzhubaoshejishi，xiangyongdutedeshejichuandiaiyumeihao；erwo，yixinxiangchengweiyimingzhagenjicengdeyouxiujiaoshi，yongzhishigaibianpinkundiquhaizidemingyun。zheilianggemengxiangdouxuyaodaliangdeshijian、jinglihejinqianqushixian。
zaixianshimianqian，biranyouyigerenyaozuochuxisheng。yinweishenaizheta，wohaobuyouyudijianshaolezijiwaichuxuexijiaoliudejihui，gengduoditourugongzuozhuanqian，yongzijiweibodeshouruzhichengqiwomenlianggerendemengxiang。
tazaizhubaoshejidedaolushanglvlvshoucuo，yicicideshibairangtaxianrujusanghetuifeizhizhong。erwo，jiuxiangtayongyuanbuhuikujiedenengliangyuanquan，meicituozhepibeideshenquhuidaojia，douyaonaixindianweita，gulitazhongxinzhenzuo。
wobenyiwei，tanengmingbaiwozheifenshenchendeai。kemeixiangdao，zaitaxiangyaogoumaiyikuanangguideshejigongju，erwoyinjingjijinzhangjujueshi，tafennudijiangshouzhongdeshejicaotusidefensui。
“nizhidaoma！ruguodangchuwotingzhangyidehua，gentaquyidalixuexi，wozaojiubuyongguozheizhongqiongrizile！”
“wozhendehouhuihenizaiyiqi！”
tadehuayurutongyibaliren，shenshencitonglewodexin。
congneizhihou，tasihushiquleduizhubaoshejidereqing，fangqilezijidemengxiang。ertaneiju
“wozhendehouhuihenizaiyiqi”，changchangzaishenyelirangwoleiliumanmian。
danwohaishizuolezuihoudenuli，zaiyigeningjingdeyewan，woqingqingbaozhuta，manhuaiqidaidishuo：“weiwei，womenyaogehaiziba，haobuhao？”
taqueyonglidituikaiwo，yanshenzhongmanshiyane。
“womenxianzaizheizhongjingjizhuangkuangzenmenengyaohaizi？erqiewozaojiugennishuoguo，wotaoyanxiaohai！wobuxiangheniyouhaizi！”
zheiliangjuhua，chedijiaomielewoxinzhongzuihoudexiwang。
houlai，zaiyiciyiwaizhong，womendeshengmingjiaranerzhi。neiyike，womeiyoukongju，faneryouyizhongjietuodeganjue。
rujin，womendouhuodelezhongsheng，queyebicixuanzeleshuyuan。zaiwokanlai，wanquanmeiyoubiyaozainianjishenmejiuqing。
womomodijiangyinxingkatuilehuiqu，yuqipingdanerjianding：“bubile，wobuhuishoumoshengrendedongxi，xiexie。”
2
tazhoumeidezhiwenwo：“zhouzihang，woshimoshengrenme，nizheishishenmeyisi？”
wohuidao：“yifuwokeyizijimai，buguanwoxianzaidegongzuoshishenme，wojuedewodegongzuohentimian，meiyoushenmediurende，woyebujuedewozaizibaoziqi，zheixieqian，niliujixuyaoderenba。”
tanazheyinxingka，jinjinminzhechunzhanzaiyuandi。
zhangyizoudaoleshenweiweideshenbian，kanzhetashoushangdeyinxingka，sihumingbaileshenme。
tamingmingyanzhongshanzhenuhuo，queyijiuyaozhuangzuowenroudeyangzi。
“zihang，womendehaoyinibuyao？neiwomenjiujidiangengshizaide。”
“wozuijinzaichengfudadaokaileyijiasheyinggongzuoshi，nizhijieguoqu，woanpainiquzuosheyingzhuli，yigeyuegongzibugaoyeyou5000，zhuyaoshinengxuedaojineng，yihoujiusuanzoutouwulu，hainengzijikaiyijiasheyinggongzuoshi。”
“zenmeyang？youxingqushishima？zheigegongzuoyinggaibinixianzaidegongzuotimiandeduo。”
wodandingdechizhecai，jujueletamendehaoyi。
“xiexienimendehaoyi，danshiwoduiwodegongzuohenmanyi，muqianmeiyouhuangongzuodedasuan。”
zhouweidegongyizuzhichengyuanyourenchongwohanhua：“zihang，niganmabushihaorenxin！shenweiweihezhangyixinshan，youjiniqianyoujinigongzuo，nikuaijiezheya！”
“jiushi，douhunchengzheizhongyangzile，haiyaoshenmemianzi？hundeneimecanhaiganlaicanjiagongyijuhui，neibujiushilaihuoquziyuandema！xianzaizhuangshenmezhuang？”
zhangyijiaxingxingdijiesheng：“dajiabiezheimeshuo！yexu，zihangzhendehenxihuanxianzaidegongzuoni！”
tazhuantouduizhewo，“zihang，zheishiwomendehaoyi，yeshikanzaizhiqianyiqizuogongyideqingfenshang，caijinijieshaodegongzuo，nikebuyaoweilemianzicuoshijihuiya！”
woshizaibumingbaizheizhongyingsaiqian、yingsaigongzuodexingweishiweileshenme。
ruguozhenlunzichandehua，zaichangderenquanbujiaqilaiyemeiwoduo。
“zhenbuxuyao，xiexie。”
zhangyiyijiuxiaodeshifenwenrou，keshimuguangliquanshichaofengyubuxie。
shenweiweizuanjinleyinxingka，lengchao。
“yituanlanni，guoran，xiangbangniyibadoufubushangqiang！niyibeiziqiongsisuanle！”
jiuzaizheiyijuchaofengzhihou，xuduoyiqianyiqizuogongyidenvxingchengyuanfenfenyongleguolai。
yougepangnvrengengshixiangyaoguanwojiu。
“zihang，woyouqian，kannixianzaihundezheimekelian，niheyibei，jiejiejiujinizhuan1000。”
“yaoshizaikeliandehua......wojiuzaijiadianqian！”
nvrendeyansekanqilaichuixiansanchi，zhouweiderenjianzhuangfenfenhongxiaoqilai，meiyouyirenbangwo。
woningmei，juedezheigongyijuhuigenwoxiangxiangzhongchabietaida，ruguobushiwozaidengren，cikewoyijingshuailianzourenle。
wogangyaohanbaoan，zhanzaiyipangdeshenweiweituranchezhulesaoraowodenvrengebo。
tadeyanshenjileng，sihuhenfennu，“anfendian。”
neinvrendeshoubeizuandeshengteng，wawaluanjiao。
zhangyizhuaizhuleshenweiweideshou。
“weiwei，nizaizuoshenme！”
tadelianseyijiubingleng，“jianyiyongwei，zheishigongyijuhui，bushinifadiandedifang。”
shuoba，tashuaikaileneigepangnvren，neigenvrenbugangentajiaoxiao，queehenhendidenglewoyiyan。
worenbuzhukanxiangshenweiwei，meixiangdaotajingranhuibangwo。
zhangyihoucaoyadouyaoyaosuile，quexiaodao：“tingshuo，chenghuaqiyedexiaoshaoyehezongcaidouzailoushangdehuiyitingkaihui，shuobudingwomenyunqihao，daoshihounengkandaoachengshoufu！”
wenyan，zhouweiderendunshijidongleqilai。
rongchengshoufu，zhangdepiaoliangyouduojin，jushuojinniancaisanshiduosui，jiuyijingyouleyigeliu
suidadehaizi，ertingshuozheinvshoufudelaogong，yizhidoumeiyoupuguang。
“neiwomenshibushijintianhaiyoujihuikandaotalaogong？tingshuotalaogongshiquanguozhimingdetejijiaoshi，zaijiaoyulingyuneikeshixiangdangdangderenwu，duoshaoxuexiaoqiangzheqingtaqujiangxue，jiazhangmendouzhengzhebahaizisongdaotadebanji，nengdedaotajiaodaodexueshengketaixingyunle，zhuanle，woyidingyaofadouyin！”
“zheikeshidiyishouziliao！”
henkuai，yiqunbaobiaohusongzheyigexiaoshaoyelaidaoleyanhuidating，renqundunshijidongleqilai。
“zheigepaichang，zheiyinggaijiushi
rongchengshoufudexiaoshaoyeba！guoranzhangdeyibiaorencai！”
ganggangdiaoxiwodenvchengyuan，suiranbeidalequehaowuyuanyan，zhiganzaiwomianqianfafeng。
“zhouzihang，ruguobushizhangyi，xiangnizheizhongzaiwaimiandagongdeniuma，yongyuanjianbudao
rongchengshoufudexiaotaizi！woyaoshini，woxianzaijiuguixialaijitadaoqian，haohaoganxieta！shuobudingnibujinnengdedaohaogongzuo，hainengdedaowozheiyangde，yigeyuegongziliuqiandefupoqinglai！”
神经。
womeiyoulita，dandingdekanzhexiaotaizidefangxiang。
suoyourendoumiandaichanmeideyingleshangqu，nazheshoujipinmingdejixiaoshaoyepaizhao，lushipin。
jiuliangaogaozaishangdezhangyi，douyilianqinqiede，shenzhikeyishuochanmeidechaozhexiaoshaoyezouqu。
“xiaopengyou，zhangdezheimeshuaiqi，yidingxiangbababa？”
tashuozhehua，jiuxiangnieniexiaoshaoyedexiaolian。
rangdajiadoumeixiangdaodeshi。
beibaobiaocuyongzhedexiaonanhai，genbenjiumeiyoulihuizhouweidedaren，jingzhidechaowozouleguolai。
taxiaorongtiantiande，zhijiepujinlewodehuaili：“baba，nizhongyuhuilaila——”
妻子迷上流浪猫，我提离婚后她悔疯了
作者：小桐桐
栏目：都市
落红坠不迟留
作者：好昀年年
栏目：都市
顾总，夫人想跟你离婚很久了
作者：木千
栏目：都市
我和你就是偶遇，你别强娶啊
zuozhe：withegg
栏目：都市
沈念秋陆学义
作者：沈念秋陆学义
栏目：都市
生吃女友后，我疯了
作者：明月为弑
栏目：都市
