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“jiushi,xiangzheizhongchou**,zanmencaibuxihan!”
“kebiexiangbukaizuoshashi,xiongdimenpeizheni。”
suoyourendoudanyoudewangzhelinyufeng,shengpatayixiazijieshoubule,shoudaotaida**。
raner,linyufengquezhishiyundanfengqingdeyixiao,shuodao:“nimenhaimeishuaxinba,gancuishuaxinshishi,zei**。”
“a?”chenjiyihuo,bujiedao。
“kuaishuaxinkankan!”likaitixingdao,buzhidaolinyufengshuozhehuashishenmeyisi。
yushiyourenlianmangdianjishuaxin。
suoyourenchedimengbi,zhiqiannieyunhaihaishenqishifen,jinxian**,jieguozheihuier,quanshizhongkouweidezhaopianshipin。ranhoujirenheranfaxian,fashipinderen,jingranjiushilinyufeng。
zheijiahuohaiteyiqianquziquqiru?
zheishi,zhuyeshangtoutiaotieziyeyijinghuanle,gaichenglefangfoshengwuyanjiuleidehuati:ruchongweihezhangchibang,xiangyitanjiujingma,neijiugenwomenyiqizoujinxianchang,qinyantiyan。
kanzhenieyunhaiheyexiaoyuhupenruchongdechangmian,linyufengdesuoyoushiyoumudengkoudai,yourenyijingwuzhulezui,zhunbeibenxiangcesuo。
……
“wocao!zheimezhongkouwei,meixiangdaozheiliangrenhaihaozheikou。”likaiweilinyufenggaoxing,jingxidao。
“zheijiushibaoying,wokanzheiliangrenyihouzenmejianren!”
“nieyunhaiyeyoujintian,shuangkuai!”
jinkuaijieshouzheishishihou,suoyourenyouweizaidiannaoqian,jinjinyouweidexiangshouzhe**,wufaziba。
yigezi,shuang!nieyunhaipingshijiuaizhangshiqiren,zheicidiuliandiudale。
linyufengyirenduzitouxiao,shenzanggongyuming。
yifan**zhihou,suoyourenyekaishizhunbeirushui。linyufengjianjiandandandexishuyixia,biantangzailechuangshang,jiujiubunengrumei。
jintianbaofunieyunhaiheyexiaoyu,jiuxiaxiaohuazhishoumoxue,gonglaoquanguiwanjiehongbaoqunsuoyou。
daocishilinyufengrengranyouzhonghuozaimenglideganjue,shenxian,yuanlaizhendecunzai!
zheishi,shoujihuranzhendongleyixia。
ding——chuibingwudalangshenqingjianinweihaoyou。
linyufengweileng,naohailidiyishijianfuxianchuyigezongshiheshanaixiaodeaizixingxiang。
“tajia**ma,nandaopanjinlianxuyao**?keke,xiangduole。”
yixiangqiwudalangdebeicanxiachang,linyufengyejuedeyouxiekelian,beidailelvmaozi,fanerhaibeijianfu**lianhehaisi!haozaitayougebucuodedidi,deyihanyuanzhaoxue。
这可怎么办?
“先算一算再说!”
linyufenglingguangyishan,zheishihouliangyituiyanjiupaishangleyongchang。damuzhijianbuduanzaisizhizhijiechutiaodong,linyufengbimushensi。buyihuier,tazhengyan,dunangdao:“meiyouhuaiyi,neijiutongyidalangxiong。”
dianjijieshou,likejiushoudaoyitiaoxinxi。
wudalang:guanrennihao!(sangeziyadebiaoqing)
“呃……”
linyufengnaobuwudalangneihanhoujia……**demoyang,heheyixiao,huidao:dalangxiongbuzhiyouheguigan?
wudalangkaimenjianshan:guanrenfangcaiqiangletaishanglaojundeliangyituiyanpanduibudui?nengfouweiwotuiyanyifan,kankanwoniangzijishiyuanyiweiwoshenghouzi。
linyufeng:puchi~haishenghouzi,renjiasongniyidingmaozihaichabuduo。
wudalang:(sangehaixiudebiaoqing)guanrenyaobaomi。fangxin,buhuikuidaiguanrende,wozheiliyecunlebushaohaodongxi,dengjiajiaohuan。
linyufeng:xing,wojiuweinisuanyisuan。
wudalang:youlaoguanrenle……(sangegeziyadebiaoqing)
linyufeng:ngng。(yigeliuhandebiaoqing)
tameixiangdao,wudalangyuanlaizheimehuoyue,zilixingjianzongyouguhuoyuejinger。
huashuohuilaishigexiandairendouzhidaopanjinliandechoushier,zheihaiyongsuanma?linyufengzheihuishijianzhele,touzhele。
neimewentilaile,yaohuandianshenmedongxicaihao?
tawudalangyijiaqiongdedingdangxiangnengzhaochugeshazhiqiandongxi。xianglexiang,linyufengjuedegudongbucuo。taneishidaidedongxifangzaixiandai,yinggaiyezhiqian。
shijianguoquledagaisanfenzhong,wudalangyouxiezhuoji,falesangewenhaoguolai。
“ng,yijingsuanchulaile。woyebutunishenme,suibianjigezhuangshiwujiuxing。
wudalangtingleledegegezhixiao,xinxiangzheihuiyudaohaorenjiale。
linyufeng:yiwokanlai,panjinlianbingfeizhenxingyuni,guerhuibeidiliyunanrensihun,nikedexiaoxindian。nongbuhaodehua,xiaomingbubao。
wudalang:fangniniangdegouchoupi!nigeshengunbieluanshuo!
jianci,linyufengwuyu,shuolezhenhuahaibuxin。huashuonaerlaidezheipiqi。zaitajiyizhong,wudalangyezhiyoufaxianlaopohebierenshuijuecaifaguozheimedadehuo。
自己招谁惹谁了?
linyufeng:laoxiong,lengjinghaobuhao,huayijingshuole,nizijidianliangdianliang。
wudalanggengqi:qusibani,shengunyejiuzhiyouhushuobadao,woheniangzizhenxinxiangai,qinengnengrifengyanfengyu!
linyufengjiuhehele,tanandaojiumeiyouzizhizhiming,yebuqiaoqiaotashenmedexing。
suanle,kanlaiyelaobudaoshenmehaochu,linyufengzhijiepingbileta,shengdeqikoushezhizheng。
“laosankuaiguolai!”zheishi,chenjidahanyisheng:“dahuodexintie,mashangjiugaiguolenieyunhaichiruchongdetiezi。”
“haiyoubizheigengjiacanbaode?”linyufenghaoqidetiaoxiachuang,couguoqukan。
——xiaohuamoxueyisiyunanyouwaichu,shenyecaifanhuixuexiao。
tiezixiamianjialehaoduozhaopian,buguoquanshibeiyingzhao。danneizhongshenyingyuqizhi,chulemoxueyiwai,pashimeisheile。
gentieliuyanderen,jihudoushimoxuedenaocanfen,duishenminanrenjinxinglequanfangweidexiuruhetongma!
“wokao,gouziduizheimefengkuangdema?”linyufengyouxiexinxu。buguohaozaineihuiertianan,jiashangmeiyouzhengmianzhaoyinggaimeirennengrenchushita。yaoburantakecanle。
“sange!tahenichuandeyifu,shibushitaixiangle?”limingkanle,buyoudedengdaleyanjing。
“nani,xiaozi,nishibushiweisuiwomendenvshen!”likaiwenyan,shunjianniuzhulinyufengdelingkou。buguoyeshikaiwanxiaode。
qiyurenwenyan,zhijiepaianerqi,moquancazhangdezouxianglinyufeng。
qinshiliqiyurendoushimoxuedetieganfensi,yaoshizhidaoleshinagenanzizuodehaoshi,zhunmeiyouhaoguozichi。
linyufengyanleyankoushui,buguoguzuozhenjingjiagaoxiao,dao:“nimenjuedewopeideshangmoxuema?shuochuquwozijidoubuxin!”
weilezishenanwei,bazijijisunleyici。
ciyanyichu,qiyurenhuoranyixiao。
“yeduia,jiunizheixiancai,xiangdemei。”
林玉枫:“……”
zheishi,shoujichuanlaizhendong。
——shoudaowudalangdehongbao!
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