jingdoudaxuedemouchushulinnei，linyufengxiaoxinyiyideconghuailitaochuyibuzhanxindeshouji，zhuangshijingmei。tashaxiaodao:“xiaoyu，shengrikuaile！”
yexiaoyukanzheyanqianzheibuyiqianzuomengdouxiangyaodeyibushouji，dancishiquebuweisuodong，lenglengyixiaohou，buxieyigudeshuodao:“qiaonizheiqiongsuanyang，yejiuzhiyousongzheixiehuosele。congjinwanghouzanmenfendaoyangbiaole，bielaifanwo。”
什么！
linyufengshunjianjiangzhu，ganjuezijibeiluoleipizhong，dunshidanaoyipiankongbai。
tawufaxiangxiang，yanqianzheigelengaodenvzi，jiushihezijijiaowangledabanniandenvpengyou！
zuorihaitianyanmiyu，jintianjiu……
lenglengdishazaiyuandi，linyufenghuranjuedezijixiangshiwangzheyigemoshengren。
linyufengshiyigenongcunren，weilemaizheibushouji，linyufengsichuxunzhao**，meifengjiejiaridouzaigongzuo，jianzhileichenggou。pingshishiyoumenzaiqinshilidayouxikanmaopian，taqueyigerenhanliujiabeidigongzuo。
qiliao，jingranhuanlaizheiyangyigefengcizhijidejieguo。
“shenmeyisi！？”linyufengpaoxiaodao，duanranrenbuxiazheikouqi。tazhidao，xiaoyuxiantaqiong。
果不其然。
“niqiongdedingdangxiang，nashenmeaiwo。”yexiaoyutiqishoushangdepibao，ranhoutaochuyibuzhanxindeshouji，chaofengdao:“ningmeng4s，quanqiu**ban。”
ruciyibi，zhenshiyigetianshangyigedixia。zheishoujizugoumaishigelinyufengshoushangdezapaihuole。
“xianzaimingbaileba，nimeizigeaiwo。woyaoshenmenimaibuqi，taquekeyi。zheishouji，jiushizhengming。”
“meixiangdaonizheimebaijin，suanwokancuorenle！”linyufengdanu，wanwanmeixiangdaozijixinaidenvzi，jingrucishili。
“shehuiruci，guainimeiyoukantou！”
yexiaoyujixubuxiedao:“yaoguaijiuguainifumumeibenshi，yibeizidoushiwuweidenongmin，caihailexianzaideni。zheibeizinidoubiexiangchutou，haiwangxiangqubenxiaojie，zuomengbani。”
“nishuowokeyi！bieshuowobama！”linyufengyanshendunshibingliang，yuqiyerangrenbuhanerli，duishierqu，zongyouzhongruzhuibingjiaozhigan。
“nixiangganshenme？guangtianhuarizhixia，haixiangbawangyingshanggong？”yexiaoyuzheshibeihechulelenghan，tacongmeijianguorucilengmoerfennudelinyufeng。
“ni？wohaipazanglewoziji，sheixihannizhei**。yexiaoyu，chizaonihuihouhuide。”linyufengyiziyidun，shifenjianjue。
“nixiangdemei，jiusuanwolaosiesimeirenyao，yebuhuihouhuijintiandejueding！”jianlinyufengmeiyoudongshoudedasuan，yexiaoyuzhendingxialai，lenghengyisheng，niutouzouxiangbiechu。
neili，zhilileyigexizhuanggelvdenanzi，buzhangbuduandeheifazaifengzhongyaoye，zheshixiaosa。
yexiaoyuweixiaozhezouguoqu，neinanzishunshoujiulouzhutadexiaomanyao，ranhoushenqingyiwen。
“聂云海！？”
linyufengshuangyansihuzaipenhuo，fangfonenggouranjinshijianyiqie。
zheijiahuoshilinyufengdetongbantongxue，jialikailehaojibaizuoliansuochaoshi，tafuqinhaijingchangfuguowaitanshengyi。
pingchanglinyufengjiujingchangbeitaqifu，meixiangdaozheiyicijingranjitadailedinglvmaozi，jianzhiqirentaishen！shikerenshubukeren！
“**！nimenjilaozijizhu，wolinyufengbubaocichoushibuweiren！”linyufengcishifenhenjiaojia，chaozheneiduijianfu**dashengjiaohan。
“tubie，neinijiuzhunbeizuozhuba，yinweizheibeizinidoubiexiangfanshen。”wenyan，nieyunhaichaolinyufengshuqizhongzhi，zheishi**luodexiuru！
yexiaoyubuxiedixieshileyiyanlinyufeng，jiezhejiuwanzhenieyunhaidebeibanglikai。
“nimenzheidui……！”linyufenghuomaosanzhang，yemeiduoxiang，zhengyujiangshouzhongdeshoujizaguoqu，sheizhishiyouyichang。
weng～yishengwengming，linyufengshouzhongdeshoujihuranzhendongqilai，shidetadeshouyouxiesumadeganjue。
“shenmegui？”linyufengyizhoumei，yilianhuyi，shouhuidongzuo，ranhouguanchaqilai。
ding～ding～ding～jinjiezhe，shoujipingmushangjiukaishijieerliansandedanchuxinxi，linyufengzhijiejiumengbile。
douzhanshengfofasongleyigehongbao。
xifangrulaifozufasongleyigehongbao。
shentandirenjiefasongleyigehongbao。
美猴王……
……
fasonghongbaodexinxishuashuajiuzhijiebaping，linyufengwanquanmeifanyingguolaizenmehuishi。
“zheixiejiahuopashibingrugaohuangleba，mingziqudezheimeer。haiyou，douzhanshengfohemeihouwangbushiyihuishima？”
linyufengyouyiwuyidekaishitucao，ranhoubianlikelimashangmazhiwenjiesuo，kaishidaqiangteqiang。
weilezheigeshouji，tayijinghaofeilesuoyoudezijin，xianzainengyouyidianshouruyebucuoa！
来晚了，下次加油！
来晚了……
来晚了……
linyufengyilianwuyudekanzheshoujipingmu，jinguanbuduandanchuhongbao，dantasihumanlexiejiepai，zenmeyeqiangbudao。
yushitayoutucaodao:“zheixiejiahuodanshenjishinianleba，haishishuokaiwaiguale？”
ding——gongxininqiangdaoshejingdehongbao，huodeyuruyi，yicunrubaokuzhong。
“？？yuruyi？！”linyufengyilianheixian，zheitemedoushenmegui。
hongbaobushizhinengfaqiandema？nandaogongnenggengxinle？yebukenenga，zheiwanyizenmelingqu？
xiangbutoutayemeiduoxiang，ganjinzhaodaolebaokusuozaiweizhi，baozheshiyishidetaidu，dianledianpingmushangdeyuruyi。
jiuzaizheishi，linyufengnaohaizhonghuranshanguoyitiaoxinxi:ruyiruyi，shunwoxinyi，kuaikuaixianling。
“zheimeyouzhidewanyier……budui，zheishenmedongxi！”linyufengbenxiangtucaoneibaobeidejianjietaiguoluowu，turanfaxianpingmushangmeiyoushenmehanzi，danzijiquezhenzhenshishishoudaolexinxi。
tawanglewangsizhou，meirena。
yushitajingya，youxiewucuo。
linyufengjiusuanzaimeiyongguogaodangshouji，yebukenengxiangxingekongchuanwugongnengshishoujinengjubeide。xianzaidekeji，haimeineimefada。
“buhuizhenyudaoshenxianleba？”linyufengbanxinbanyi，ranhousaoleyiyanqunmingcheng，heranxiezhe——wanjiehongbaoqun。
“woqu，zhei……”linyufengyouxiemengbi，gengshiwuyu，buzhidaoruhexingrongxianzaidexinqing。
cishidezaoyu，sihudapoletadeshijieguan。
wanjie，yejiushishuoneixieheheyoumingdedarenwu，quandouzaicichuhuiju。
dayu，nvwa，quyuan……
lianpanjinlianhewudalangyezai。
panjinlianhaisuanshigemingren，wudalangyoushamingqi？
林玉枫吐槽。
zhenshibukanbuzhidao，yikanheyitiao。