zhengzailianzaizhongdechuanyuejiakongwen《wojiaminsutonggujin，zainianfuyangdajiangjun》，shizuozhe maoxiaoguojingxinlichuangwanchengde，benshuzhujiaoyousunuannuanlushaoqing，gushiwuguanggaoneirongwei：sunuannuandiankaiyikan，guoran，shiyigebowuguanzhanpindezhaopian。limiandejindingbeifangzhizaijinsirongdezhanjulimian，shangmiankezhe：chengtianfuyuhengsi……
sunzhongpingmoleyibalian，faxianmanshoutonghong，lijitangdaozaidishangdashenghaoleqilai。
“lairena！dasirenla！sunuannuangouyinrenbucheng，xiasishoula！”
tadepopiwulaidejudongyouhuajiyouexin。
sunuannuanyaoyaqiechidixiangbatatuochuyuanzi，danshiyoujuedepengdaotajiufanwei。
zaineiqunlaotoulaotaitaidexiluozhong，sunuannuandiyiciyouzhongwuligan。
“sunzhongping！nigezaga！”
turanjian，houyuanmenkouxiangqigezhaleisideshengyin，songdashudaizhejigecunminfengfenghuohuodiganleguolai，zhizhesunzhongpingmadao：“woshuonigelanwapingrilidouyaoshuidaotaiyangshaizhedingcaihuiqi，zenmezheiyidazaojiuzaicunliliuda！yuanlaishilaizheilierena！”
jiezhe，budengsunzhongpingkaikou，tayouchongzheyuanzilizhanzhedeneijigedawangcundelaotoulaotaitaimendao：“kankannimenzheixielaobuyaoliande！dalaoyuanpaoguolaiqifuyigexiaoguniang，yidabanianjidouhuodaogoushenshangleba！！”
“laosong，nizheihuashuode！”
dawangcunweishoudeneigelaotaitaipiezhezuihenglesongdashuyiyan，“shisunzhongpingshuodenimencunyougaojiashouliangde！nidaohao，xiaoximandesiside，zhixiangzijicunlichidushishiba？！”
“jiushi！xingkuixiaosunjiwomenlexiaoxi，burandehua，womendawangcundezhuangjiakeyaolanzaidilile！”
“zaishuole，taneimeyouqian，jiusuanwomenshiyaofandejiaohuazi，yedejijigeba！”
“hekuangwomenhaifeijingbaladebayumijiyunguolai！”
jigelaojiahuoyueshuojuedezijiyueyouli，lingwaijigesuoxingbashengxiadejicheyedouxiedaolesunuannuandeyuanzilimian。
yuanzilidunshibeinongdewuyanzhangqi！
“nimenjigeyilaomailaoa！”
songdashuyebeiqidehuoqi，yihuishoushenhougenzhedetumucundejigezhuangxiaohuozidouhanlejinlai，“jingjiubuchichifajiu，xinbuxinwobanimendachuqu？”
“你打，你打！！”
meixiangdaojigelaotoulaotaitaiyufaxiaozhangqilai，youjigeshenzhitangdaoledishang，“dashanglewomen，quyiyuanbudehuagejishiwan？！”
sunuannuanyankanqingkuangyaowangnanyishoushidefangxiangfazhan，zainaoxiaqukongpazhendeyaobianchengliangcunzhiqiandexiedoule！
“songdashu，biedabieda！！”
talanzhusongaiguohetumucundexiaohuozimen，shuodao：“zanmenzuotianbushishangliangguo，yaoquqitacunzishouliangdewentima？”
“啊！对啊！”
songdashudangranjidesunuannuangenzhenshangshipinjiagongchangdezhaolaobanshangliangdeneixieshi。
sunuannuanyaojiagongdaliangdebanchengpinliangshi，mifanmopianfangbianmian，yumijidanhuotuichang！
qizhongjiutidaoshouyuanliangyuanliaoyaobaqitajigepinkuncundoujifugaidao，zheidawangcunlitamentumucunbuguoshiduolidi，xiayigejiuhuishoudaotamencunzi。
sheinengxiangdaosunzhongpingzheigechengshibuzu，huaishiyouyudexianhanjingranqutiaosuodawangcunderenlaigaoshiqing？！
“zanmenshuoledengshipinchangdezhaolaobantengchushoulai，jiuqudawangcunshouliangshi……haiyoujidan！”
songdashuxiangqidawangcunyoujigeyangjidahu，youyuluchengyuanlukuangcha，henshaorenqushoujidan，tamenpajidanfanghuai，douyidiyushichangdejiaqianjianmaile。
“好！”
sunuannuandianlediantou，huanguleyixiasizhouchoutaibaichudejigeren，shuodao：“songdashu，nirendezheijigerenba！”
“e……renderende！”
songdashuturanmingbailesunuannuandeyisi，lianshangdenuyishunjianbianchengletongkuaidexiaorong，“zanmenqushouliang，sheiyaoshizaizheilinaoshi，zanjiubushoutade，lianjidandoubushou！”
“那可不行！”
zhiqianchezhesunuannuandeneigelaotaitai，jialikeshiyangzheliangpengdanji，yitingsongdashuzheihua，zaibugantangzaidishangsapo，yigulupaqilai，“nimenzabuzaoshuo？！zaoshuowomenjiuzaijiadengzhelea！”
“我们不是闹事！”
lingjigelaotouyerangleqilai，“zhishilaitantanxiaoxi。”
“这还不叫闹事？”
songdashuxintengsunuannuan，zhizhetabeilaotaitaichezhoudeyifuqidao：“nikankan，barenjiaxiaogunianghede！”
“aiaiai！womenyebushiguyide。”
laotaitaitinglesunzhongpingdetiaosuo，yiweitumucunyaochidushi，suoyicaiqifenfendiguolaizhaocha，xinxiangnengeyidianshiyidian，xianzaitingsongaiguoshuorenjiaxiaoguniangzaojiujihuahaolequdawangcunshouliang，xinlibumiankuijiuqilai。
“doushisunzhongpingshuode！”
yougelaotouerzhizhemanlianshixue，zhengyanzheqiangjiaoxiangliuzoudesunzhongpingdao：“tashuocunlilailezhi‘xiaofeiyang’，rangsongzhishuhongzhe，zhizaitumucunlisaqian！”
“jiushi，jiushi！yaobushisunzhongping，womenzenmehuizhidaozheixiaoxi！”
lianggelaotoulanzhusunzhongpingdequlu，sunzhongpingjianzoubutuo，suoxingbailanqilai。
“wobuguoshisuikoushuoshuo，sheirangnimentingde？nimenjiushitanxiaobianyi，genwoyoushenmeguanxi？nandaonimendeleqian，hainengfenjiwodian？”
shuozhe，tayoumolexiakuailiujinzuilidebixue，nizhesunuannuandao：“woshuosuxiaojie，nibawodaliuxuele，yaopeiwoduoshaoqian？”
“sheibanidaliuxuele？”
meixiangdaoneilaotaitaiturankaikou，“womendoukandaonizijishuaidaokepolebizi！”
“dui！jiushitazijikepode！”
“zhenshigewulai，haixiangepangren？！”
“……”
laotouerlaotaitaimenfenfenrangleqilai。
jiransunuannuanyoudasuanqudawangcun，neigentamenzheixierenyejiuyouleliyixiangguan，tamenguanhuijianfengshiduo，dangranyaobasuoyoudecuoerdoutuidaosunzhongpingshenshang。
“行了行了！”
songdashuzhidaotamendexinsi，suiranxinlibiyidehen，danshihaishinaixiaxingzi，“ganjinbanimenyunguolaidelajinongzou！biezaizheilinongzanglexiaosudeyuanzi！”
“呃……”
kanzhemandideyumijiegan，jigelaotoulaotaitaimenyouxiefannan，zheidongxibuzhiqian，tamenlalailaqudefeilibushuo，youqiandouhuabulai。
“zhei……zheixiewomenbuyaole，rangxiaosuzhuzhechi……laoyumi，henhaochide！”
“keladaoba！zheidongxishaohuowodouxiantashaodeman！”
songdashurangrangqilai：“ganjinnongzou！”
“dashu，bie！zheixiedongxijiwoliuxia！”
songdashudeyijuhua，rangsunuannuanxinnianyidong！
烧火！
jiegankeyishaohuo，yumikeyikaolaichi！
lushaoqingbushishuoguo，tamenneililengdehen？chaihuoyidingshiquede！
dadongtianyebukenenghuiyoucaoliao，tamenershiwandajundemapikongpayeyaoduanliangle……zheixiechengkunzhazaiyiqi，haifanzheqinghuangdejieganbujiushitianrandecaoliaome？
“dama，nimendawangcundejieganduoma？”
sunuannuanjuedingbingqiqianxian，jidawangcunzaizhaogezhifudemenlu！
“duo！！duodehenni！！”
……
tumubaochengqiangdetujingbian，yijingpushangleyicenghongsedezhanzi。
jingqianfangzheyitiaoaiji，jishangfangzheyizhihuangtongxianglu，dangjinshengshangzhuxuguizaihouhoudeputuanshang，lianseyipiantieqing。
tayijingzaijingbianguilekuaibangeshichen！
wangyicuanduozhezhuxuqianlai“shenjing”qiyuan。
zhuxuyuanduishenxianzhenrenbingbuxiangxin，danshitashenshanggaizhejinglifuchulaidebeiru，kouzhongchizhejinglifuchulaidexuebing，buyoudetaduizheixiexuwupiaomiaozhishiyoulexieqidai。
taqinzixieleyipiancizaohualidebiaowen，zaijingbianshaole，youbazijimianguanshangdeyikeshuodadedonghaizhenzhutoujinlejingli。
meixiangdaotourujinglidezhenzhujingranfuzaishuili！
zaibiaowenfenshaoguodehuijinlifufuchenchen，xiangshizaichaoxiaotazheigeyiguozhijunbeikunweichengdejiongjing。
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