第2章 神仙,现身吧!

“……zhei、zheishishenmedongxi?”

bingshifaxianlaochulaidedongxishangshouqingpiaopiaode,jinghaizaibuduandipengda,hedetalianmangyixiazidiukai。

lushaoqingjianmeiweicu,taishouzhuazhuleyituanyijingpengzhangkaidexuebaisesibufeibudedongxi。

sifenwuliedetoumingbomobeitayibachequ。

zheidongxipuzhankailaidechicun,kanshangqujingranshiyichuangbeiru?!

lushaoqingxinzhonglveguoyisichayi。

zheikoushuijingdixia,youweiyiliantongchengwaideyitiaoanhe。

fangcaiyigeyouyigeshenchuanhanrenyishidewalatanzibeizhuashi,lushaoqingfushenwangxiangshuibodangyangdejingshui,naozhongshaoyoudeliuleshen。

ruoshi……jinglifushanglaimianfubeirugaiduohao?

yankanlidongjiangzhi,lianrixialejichangdongyu。

chengneichengwaijiedishuichengbing,bujindongsileshuyibaijidejunmin,gengdongshaledayuchaohuangdidexiongxinzhuangzhi。

xianhuangjiabeng,xindijiweibuzuyinian。

yixinxiangzuoyifankanbiqinhuanghanwudexiongtuweiye。

shifengxibeicaoyuandeyoumubuluo,zaibianjingsaoraodaqiufeng。

huangditingxinleqinjintaijianwangyidechanyan,bugumanchaowenwudefandui,zhiyiyujiaqinzheng。

zhihuizhishangtanbingdewangyibeirenmingweijianjun。

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wangyiqiezhan,jianjueyaoqiusishoubuchu。

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suoyi,kanzhefanfangungundejingshui,lushaoqingdexinlibuyoudelveguoyigepoweihuangtangdeniantou。

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shouzhongdebuliaoyouruanyounuan,bingyuluozaishangmianjingranningchengshuizhuhualexiaqu。

“这是被褥!”

lushaoqingjiaojianqingtiao,jiangluozaidishanghaizaitoumingdaizilibuduanpengzhangdedongxiyiyitijishenbiandebingshi,“nahao,bierangyujijinle!”

“……guozhenshibeirua!”

bingshimenbaxuebaidebeizibaozaihuaili,feimianfeichoudezhiganjingranyouzhongnuanyiyanzhepifuchuanjinleshentilimian。

zheidongxiyaoshichuanzaishenshang,kongpajiubupazheimantiandebingyuleba!

“你们两个!”

lushaoqingzhizhebaolebeizidebingshi,“bazheidongxitieshenguozhe,jixushouzaizheili。”

bingshimenhaidoushixiabudeyichen,waimiandetiejiatougudebinghan,zaishiwaidaishangbangeshichen,kaijiajiuhuibeibingyulaolaodidongzaishenshang。

xuduoshouchengdebingshidouyijingyanzhongdongshang,pirouyishouwennuan,lijijiugenzhekaijialiyichenyiqibeisiluoxialai。

“谢陆大人!”

lianggebingshishijinyiweixiaoqi,lushaoqingdexiashu,yigejiaochenliren,lingyigejiaowudongsheng。

zhuabuwalatanzideshihou,liangrenbeijingshuinongdetoushi,rujinjiangzheixiebeiruguozaishenshang,daoshixiangyixibaisedebomianpaozi。

“heihei,nuanhe!!zhendehaonuanhea~”

yuanliantangdechenlirenliekaizui,shashadixiaodao:“xiangshibatianshangdeyunduoguozaishenshang,youqingyounuanhe!!”

shuozhe,tahaiyuanditiaoleliangxia。

lushaoqingdelianseyufaningzhong。

tahuanhuanduodaojingbian,xiangjingxiawangqu。

limianheichenchendeyipian,oueryoubowenbeitianguangyingzhe,fachuxiexisuideguangliang。

“ruo……shuishenyouling,jiuqingxianshenchulai,lumoubihuichengxingongfeng。”

lushaoqingmomozaixinlidaonian。

shaoqingzhihou,tazijibuyoudeweiqianqilechunjiao……

荒唐!

zijizenmeyekaishixinzheixieguaililuanshendedongxile?!

……

天光已经黯淡。

huangliangdedifangjiuliantaiyangxiabandedouyaogengzaoxie。

sunuannuanlazheyigeganshoudelaotouer,yiluxiaopaodaolexiaolouhoudeshuijingpangbian。

“songdashu!jiushizheili!”

sunuannuanzhizhezijiadeneikoushuijing,duilinjusongdashushuodao:“woyaoxidebeirudiaojinjingli,juranbujianle!shibushibeishuichongzoula?”

tadeyilianjiaojiredesongdashuxiaoleqilai。

“woshuoxiaosu,zheishijing,bushihe,shenmedongxidiaojinjinglidoubuhuidiude!”

songdashujuedezheigechenglilaidexiaoguniangtianzhendehen,liandianshenghuochangshidoumeiyou。

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yemeijianguosheijiadexiguabeichongzoule!

“可是……”

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nandao,zhendeshitaleihunletou,chanshenglehuanjue?!

“wobangnixiaqukankan!”

songdashusongdashubeizheyikundengshansuo,naleyigelaoshishoudiantong,zoudaojingbian。

他是村里的支书。

zheixiaocunzixianzaizonggongbudaoerbaihurenkou,nandeyounianqingdexiaoguniangyuanyiguolaichuangye,tayeshinengbangjiubang,xiwangzheixiaoguniangbiexiangtapengyouyiyang,dailebudaolianggeyuejiutaozhiyaoyaole。

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qibamizhangdenilongdengshansuohuajinjingli,“putong”yishengjingranbajingyanshangdeshoudiantongjidailexiaqu,kaizhedengdeshoudiantongdaizheyijiehunhuangdeguangzhuluojinlewubiandeheianli。

“哎呀!”

songdashuaonaodeyipaidatui。

zheikeshipeibanletashiduoniande“laohuoji”suirandiantongdelvpidouyijingfahuangle,danshitabaoyangdehenhao,limiandedengpaoshixinhuande,sanjieyihaodadianchiyeshimandianzhuangtai。

“怎么了?”

sunuannuanzhengcongjuzilibazhouxiaomangdunjidexiaolingshisaijingedasuliaodaili,dasuansongjisongdashudexiaosunzi,tingdaosongdashudeshengyin,lianmangcongwulitanchutoulai。

“shoudiantong,wodeshoudiantongdiaonijiajinglile。”

宋大叔苦着脸。

“shoudiantong,haoxiangwozheiliyeyouyige。”

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“dashu,zheixieyihuiernidaihuiqujitongtongchi。”

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“nikan,wozheihaimeibangshangnimangni,jiurangnipofei,zheiduobuhaoyisi。”

songdashutuituo,sunuannuanjiubadaizifangzailulupang。

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jinglideshuibingbushen,shoudiantongdeguangzhukeyizhijiechuantouchengjingdeshuitizhaojianshuidi。

shuidixiashipingpingzhengzhengdexinishadi,shenmedoumeiyou!

bieshuogangdiaoxialaideshoudiantong,jiuliansunuannuanshuodeneixieyaoxidebeiru,douzongjiquanwu。

“xiaosua!zhenshijianleguile!”

songdashuyangqitou,chaojingkourangdao:“xiamianshenmedoumeiyou!”

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“……xiao、xiaosu?!”

shuibozaishoudiantongdeguangxianlidangyang。

shuiliquemeiyousunuannuanderenying,jingdixiadexishayiranpingpingzhengzheng,lianyisiraodongdehenjidoumeiyou。

sunuannuanjiuzheiyang,zaisongdashudeyanqianhualilidixiaoshile!!