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包厢里，一片安静。
zhongrendeyanshenzaipiaoliangfuwuyuanheluochenshenshanglaihuiliuzhuan，luochentongyanghencuoe，wendao：“neige，nirenshiwo？”
“bu，burenshi。”piaoliangfuwuyuanyaoyaotou。
zheimoyang，rangzhoutai、hanyuntaodengrenwuhuile。
zhitinghanyunxixinvedeshuo，“xiaoguniang，zheijiahuosuiranchuandehanchenyidian，hewomenzuozaiyiqichifandequeyoudianbuheshiyi，danniyebunengzheimekanbuqiba。”
“bushi，wobushizheigeyisi。”piaoliangfuwuyuanlianmangbaishou，haibutingdepiaoxiangluochen，xintoutantebuyi。
qianjitianxingyunlouqingchang，jiangzhoushoufutongshiyeshixingyunloumuhoudalaobanfanhongchangqianlai；tayouxingsongchashuiqubangongshi，guanmendeneiyishunjian，kandaofanshoufujingranduizheyiweiqingnianguixialai。
dangshitazhikandaoqingniancelian，heyanqianzheiweitaixiangle。
kanpiaoliangguniangshouzuwucuo，zhoutaibaishoudao：“xinglexingle，nixiaquba，wozhidaonibushiguyide，womenbuhuitousuni。luochen，niyinggaibuhuijieyiba！”
piaoliangfuwuyuanyoushenshenkanlekanluochen，haosizuolequeren，jiercongconglikailebaoxiang。
“ai，xianzaidefuwuyuanyegouyankanrendi，luochennibiejieyi！”zhoutaipixiaoroubuxiao。
nongzhuangnvziyinyangguaiqidefuhedao，“hehe，chuandexianggeqigai，yenanguaifuwuyuanhuiyouyijian。hanyuyan，niduohuadianshijianjinidehaolaogongdaochidaochi，biezongxiangzhedabanziji，nanbuchengshiyaozaiwaimiantaojizhixiaonaigou？”
hanyuyanqideqiaoliantonghong。
jiuzaizheishi，baoxiangmenyoukaile。
yiweixizhuanggelvdenanrendabuzoujinlai，zhijielaidaoluochenmianqian，gongshendao：“xiansheng，woshixingyunloudejingli。gangcaihenbaoqian，qingninbuyaojieyi。zheiliangpingjiu，shiwosongjininpeizuide！”
“e？”
luochenshigemingbairen，tazhidaojingliyinggaishirenchuletadeshenfen。
“fangxiaba。”
“qingninmanyong。”
jinglishuowan，bianlikaile。
hanyunxilianseguguai，naguoyipingjiujixiaodao：“kanyangzizheijiuhaibubianyini，beifuwuyuanbishileyiyan，jiubaibaideleliangpinghaojiu，zheimaimaizhenhuasuan。”
“kebushima！”
nongzhuangnvziyemeiyoufangguochaofengdejihui，hengxiaodao，“yihouwomenlaixingyunlouchifan，yechuandepolanyidian，shuobudinghainengmiandanni。”
“hahaha！”
yiqunrenhongxiao，biyizhiseyiyuyanbiao。
hanyuyanhenxiangfahuo，danyilaizhoutaideshenfenrangtahenguji；erlai，falehuoshuobudingluochenhuishoudaogengduodexiuruchaofeng。
因此，她只好忍着。
haoburongyifanjujieshu，benyiweinengtuoshen。
zhoutaizhanqilai，hahayixiao：“gewei，wozaihuangmaktvdinglehaohuabaoxiang，neibianhaiyoujigepengyou，dajiayiqichanggeyaoseziruhe？”
“haowanhaowan！”
“haha，taigeyaoqing，nayoubuqudedaoli。”hanyuntaoxiaodao。
“wojiubuqule，nimen……”
huashuodaoyiban，jiubeihanyunxidaduan，“jizhehuijiahehaolaogongqinrema！taigeyaoqingshiniderongxing，nihaituisanzusi，mobushikanbuqitaige？”
“hanyunxi，nixiuyaotiaobolijian！”
“yo，piqizhenda，woyoumeishuoshenme。”hanyunxifanlefanbaiyan，“jiranruci，neijiuyiqizouba！”
hanyuyanyaoleyaohongchun，huitoukanleyiyanluochen，houzhexiaozhediantou。
yixingrenlikaibaoxiang，laidaoqiantai。
“maidan！”
周泰叫了一声。
“dengdeng，”xingyunlouzongjinglizoulai，limaodeshuodao：“xiansheng，youyuzhaodaibuzhou，feichangbaoqian，jintianzheidanjiumianle。”
“miandan？”
公子小姐一脸错愕。
nongzhuangnvzizhouzhemeitou，jiaodao：“tangtangzongjingli，zenzheimemeiyanlijing，niduisheishuohuani。shizhoushaoqingke，heneigefeiwuyoumaoguanxi！”
总经理脸色一变。
tasuiranbuzhidaoluochenjutishishenmeshenfenbeijing，danshinengrangdalaoban、jiangzhoushoufufanhongchangbigongbijing，neijueduiquanshitaotian。
ruoshiluochenchifanhaiyaoqian，fanlaobanzhidaole，tazheigezongjingliyebuyongdangle。
“zhoushao，suanleba，jintianzheidunfansuanwoqingle！”jinglipeixiaodao。
“jingli，nizheishishenmehua！”
zhoutailiansebuyue：“woxiangshichaqianma？yidunfaneryi，zhijigeqian，wozhoutaihaishifudeqide。”
“keshi……”jingliruoyouruowudekanxiangluochen。
“meishakeshide！”
nongzhuangnvzihezhoutaiguanxiyouxieaimei，suoyifeichangaoqi，“nimobushikanbuqizhoushao，tangtangzhoujiadagongzichigefanhaixuyaonimiandan，chuanchuquqibushirangrenxiaohua！”
“meicuo，kuaidiansuanyixia，womenhaiyaoquhuangmaktvni。”hanyuntaoyecuicuqilai。
“shia，biedanwushi！”
zongjinglibuzhiruheshihao。
luochenkanbuxiaqule，dandanshuoleyiju：“tayouqian，jiurangtamaibei。”
“haoba，”jinglixintoudading，huishoudao：“xiaomei，gankuaisuanyixia。”
neigepiaoliangfuwuyuanlikedongshou，buduoshijiangzhangdandidaozhoutaimianqian，“zhoushao，yigongshiyibailingbawan，qingninguomu！”
“pu！”
zhoutaigangheleyikoushui，dangchangjiupenlechulai。
tayanzhuzijihuyaobengchulai，gaoshengwendao：“nishuosha！”
“yibailingbawana，zenmele？”
“qiangqiana！”
zhoutaiyibazhangpaizaijutaishang，dajiaodao：“jiuneijigecainiyaowoyibailingbawan，dangwomeizaixingyunlouchiguofana。zhenkeyi，xingyunlouxianzaipengzhangdaozheigedibulema，gongranqiangqianle！”
hanyuntaodengrenyehenjinge，xuanjiyigegefenfenbuping。
zheibiandongjingxiyinlaihenduomuguang。
nongzhuangnvzichenjigaohudao：“geweixiansheng、nvshi，nimenpingpingli。womenzaitianzierhaobaoxiangchifan，diandecaizuiduoyejiuyiliangwankuaiqian，xingyunloujingranyaowomenyibailingbawan，zheibushimingmuzhangdandeqiangqianme！”
“bukeneng，xingyunloubuhuizuozheizhongzihuimingshengdechunshi。”yiweidafubianbiandenanrenzouguolai。
nongzhuangnvzicongfuwuyuanshouzhongzhuaguozhangdan，diguoqu，dao：“xianshengnikankan，womenbushichaqiandezhuer，danzheiyangkengren，womenshijueduibuqufude！”
“zhangdanmeicuo！”
“shenme？”
nanrendehualingnongzhuangnvzizhangdalezuiba，zhijiannanrenzhizhezhangdanzuixiafang，xiangshikan**yiyangkanzhenongzhuangnvzi，kaikoushuo：
“nimendianleliangpinggelanxuganhongputongjiu，zheishiaodaliyamingjiu，erqiefeichangxiyou。xianghedoubuyidinghededao，wushierwanyiping，suanshibianyidele！”
yifanjieshi，lingnongzhuangnvzidairuomuji。
buguangshita，zhoutai、hanyuntaodengrendanaoyeyipiankongbai。
“zheiweixianshengshuodebucuo，gelanxuwomenxingyunlouzhizhenzangleliangping，zheiciquandounalechulai。jueduihuozhenjiashi，jiagegongdao。”jinglilianshangguazhedandandexiaoyi。
“xiaopihai，budongjiuxiadianshenme，haiyingyingkuangfei，wumiexingyunloukengqian，kexiaozhiji。”
nanrenshuowan，zhuanshenliqu。
nongzhuangnvzilianhongdehaosiyaodichuxuelai，gangcaijiushitazaijiaohuan。xianzaibeishishizaizaidedalian，ganshoudaoneixiejiazabiyiyiweidemuguang，tahenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
“chunhuo！”
周泰低骂的了一句。
zhiqianzaifanzhuoshang，tajiujuedeneiliangpingjiubuduijing，danmeiyouduoxiang。tanalizhidao，zongjinglihuinachuzheimeguizhongdejiulaipeibushi。
zheijinglinaozixiudouleba！
现在怎么办？
duizhoujiadecaililaishuo，chidunyibaiduowandefandequeyoudianshechi，danyebushifudanbuqi；keguanjianshi，zhoutaixianzaishenshangzhidaizhebashiwan。
难道，一起凑钱？
zhoutaidaxiaolezheigeniantou。
zheimeduorenkanzheni，“couqianjiezhang”zheishichuanchuqujueduihuichengweijiangchengmingliuquanzidexiaoliao，tameilianhunle！
zheiyike，zhoutaiyukuwulei。
zaozhidaojieshoumiandansuanle。
sheirangtazhuangbini，zijizhuangdebihanzheleiyeyaozhuangwana。
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