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第3章
“又来了一个？”
yelangmeitouyizhouxiaodao：“bukenengba？tadeshidiyinggaijiuzhiyouwoyige，chufei，limianneigeshijiade！”
shuowanzhihou，yelangjiuyaowanglimianzou：“zhenshigaoxiao，juranhaiyourenmaochongwo？hehe，kanlaozibujinquchaichuanta！”
raner，taqueshiyijiubeineilianggebaobiaojilanlexialai。
qizhongyigexiaodao：“xiaozi，nihaizhenshizeihanzhuozeia，daodisheishijiade，zheibushihenmingxianma？”
“nimendeyisishi？woshijiade？”
yelangshenqingguguai，zhenshimeixiangdao，zijidiyicixiashanzhaoshijie，fanerbeirendangchenglemaopaihuo？
xingkuilaotouzibuzaizheili，buran，neilaojiahuopashiduzidouhuixiaoteng。
“feihua。bushinihaishishei？kannizheifuqiongsuanxiang，nikenengshiwomenjiaerxiaojiedeshidima？gangcaijinquneiwei，xizhuanggelvde，neiyifuyikanjiushipaizihuo，taneiyangderen，xianrancaishiwomenjiaxiaojiedeshidi！”
zhiqianneigebaobiao，xiaoxixidedao。
erlingwaiyigebaobiao，yeshixiaodao：“shia，nengchengweiwomenjiaxiaojiedeshidi，hundeyebuhuitaichade！”
“zhenshigouyankanrendi......”
yelangxinlihenshiwuyu，tayishenbenshi，juranhuibeilianggebaobiaoqiaobuqi。
“shenme？xiaozi，wokannizhaosi！”
lianggebaobiaodunshiqidebuxing，tamensuiranshikanmende，danhaodaiyeshijisanliushijiakanmena，zuihenbierenmatamenshigoule。
liangrenduishiyiyanzhihou，quantouyiwo，qishenershang，zhibenyelanggongleguolai。
“砰砰！”
raner，mianqiandeliangrenqinengshiyelangdeduishou？yelangtianfujihao，buranyebuhuibeilaojiahuodaishangshanchengweiqinchuandizile。
zhijieqingsongyigeduoshan，ranhoulianxuliangjiaotilechuqu，lianggebaobiaojiudaofeichuquhaojimiyuan，tangzaidishang，yikouxianxuepenchu，yunleguoqu。
“lianggelaji，haiganchaoxiaobenshuaige？”
yelangdanranyixiao，dabuwanglimianzouqu。
zoudaoqizhongyidongbieshuwaimiandeshihou，yelangjiuqiaojianyuanzilimian，yidaoshuxidemiankong，zhengxiaoxixidegenyigeshibajiusuidemeinvzaisanbuliaotian。
tadelianse，shunjianyinchenxialai！
“shidia，nifangxin，yihoushijiewokendingzhaozheni，zaizheiluocheng，shijieworangnichixiangdehelade，mingtianyoukongjiudaizhenisichuguangguang，zenmeyang？”
xiaomeinvchuanzheyitiaoxuebaideduanqun，kanshangquxingganyouqingchun，hunshenshangxiasanfachuqingchundeqixi，erqie，xiaoqilaijirenyizhongrumuchunfengyibandeganjue。
guanjianneidatui，baideyouxiehuangyan！
erpangbianneixizhuangnanbushibieren，zhengshiyelangzhiqianzailubianxunwendeneigenanzi。
“qishijiekezhenshigoupiaoliangde，bishanxiacunzilimiandeneijigeshuilinglingdeguafuhaiyaohaokan！”
yelangmeiyouxinsiqukantanxiaoxiaopangbiandepianzi，wangzheqianfangdeqingchunmeishaonv，buyouanzitunletunkoushui：“heihei，laotouzideyanguang，haishikeyidema......”
cuolecuoshou，yelangjingzhiwangqianmianzouleguoqu。
“shijiekeqile，neiyihoukejiuxuyaoshijiehaohaozhaogule！”
xizhuangnanxiaoxixideshuowanzhihou，shenchuleshou，yaohetanxiaoxiaowoshou，xinliyeshiyouxiejidong。
zheitanxiaoxiaokeshichulemingdemeinv，zhishiyizhidoumeijihuijiechuduifang，meixiangdao，zheicijihuilaile。
tanxiaoxiaominranyixiao，yeshishenchushouqu，zhunbeigenduifangwoshou。
raner，yelangqueshijibuxiangqian，zhijieqiangxianyibu，gentanxiaoxiaowozaileyiqi：“shijie，niyaozhaoguderen，shiwo，kebushizheizhonglajihuo！”
“你，你是谁啊？”
tanxiaoxiaoyishuangmeilidedayanjingmanshicuoezhise，huangmangjiangshoujichoulechulai，houtuileliangbu。
neixizhuangnanyikanshiyelang，sihubingmeiyouguoduodejingya，fanershibuhuangbumangdedao：“xiaohuozi，nishishenmeren？zheilikeshitanjia，erxiaojiedeshou，qishinikeyisuibianpengde？”
“来人！”
shuowanzhihou，xizhuangnanzhijieyihou，tadailaidejigebaobiao，lijicongbuyuanchupaoleguolai。
“hongshaoye，shenmeshier？”
qizhongyigebaobiao，lijigongshoudao。
“zheixiaozi，buzhidaocongshenmedifangpaolaide，ganmotanerxiaojiedeshou，zhenshizhaosi，jiwobatadacanle，diudajieshangqu！”
hongshaoyelengzhelianshuoleyiju，shuowanzhihou，tayoushizhuanguoshen，weiweiyixiaoduizhetanxiaoxiaodao：“shijie，zheizhonglaji，jiurangwoderenlaichulijiuxingle！”
“qishijie，nikebieshanglezheijiahuodedang，zheijiahuosuiranchuanderenmogouyangde，danquebushigehaodongxi，wocaishinideshidi，tashimaopaihuo！nikankan，tadoumeiwoshuai！”
yelangxiaoxixidewangzhetanxiaoxiao，zhijiebapangbiandehongershaoyejiwushile。
“你也是我师弟？”
tanxiaoxiaoyouxiemengle，kanlekanmianqianzheigechuanzhepuputongtong，queyouxieshuaiqiyangguangdenianqingren，youxienanyizhixin。
“还愣着干什么？”
hongshaoyeshengpayelanghuailetadehaoshier，huangmangjitaneisigebaobiaoshiyanse。
jigebaobiaoxinlingshenhui，duizheyelangweileshanglai。
“hehe，youdianeryisi！”
yelangyikanzheijiahuobudanbuxinxu，juranhaigandongshou，buyoulenglengyixiao。
“xiaozi，nihaizhenhuizhaosi，ganlaitanjiazhaoshier！”
neisigebaobiaoduishileyiyan，jibushangqian，duizheyelangjiuzhaohuleguolai。
“砰砰砰！”
raner，budaoliangmiaozhongdeshijian，sigebiaoxingdahan，jinshutangzailedishang，yigegeaihaobuyi。
“buhuiba，zheixiaozi，zheimelihai？”
hongshaoyedexinli，gedengleyixia。
zheitanxiaoxiaotasuiranhaishidiyicijiandao，danduiyutanxiaoxiaotahaishibijiaolejiede，zheiyatoujiuzhihuiyixiesanjiaomaogongfueryi，duifujigejiebianhunhundehua，haimianqiangnengxing，yaoshiyujianyixiezhiyebaobiao，neikendingjiubugoukanle。
jiunatazheicidaichulaidesigebaobiaolaishuo，neikendingshitanxiaoxiaowanquanmeifaduifudegaoshou。
suoyi，shenweitanxiaoxiaodeshidi，hongshaoyeziranyerenwei，yelangkendingyejiushiyigehuajiazi，genbenbugoukandeneizhonghuose。
meixiangdao，juransanxiawuchuer，jiubatadezheijigebaobiao，quanbujiliaodaole。
“xiaozi，shiqudehua，lijijiwogunchutanjia，burandehua，laozifeileni！”
yelanglenglengdikanlekanhongshaoye，zheicaiyoushixiaomimidikanlekantanxiaoxiaoneixinggandedatui，xiaodao：“qishijie，niyezhenshixiongdawunaoa，zenmenengxiangxinzheizhonghuoseni？nikankanwo，wozheimeshuai，fenmingcaishinideshidia！tazheizhongsongbao，zhangdeyoubushuai，haishiyigedaselang，dapianzi，nalipeideshangnia？”
tanxiaoxiaotoudoudale，yelangzheihuoshuotaxiongdawunaodeshihou，yemeishaoguanmo，zheijiahuoyikanjiuyouxiesemimide，zheiyangdejiahuo，nandaozhendeshitadeshidi？
erqie，zijiyiqianconglaimeitingshuoguoyougeshidishenmede，zheibulaihaihao，yilaijiuliangge。
“chuleshenmeshierle？”
jiuzaizheigeshihou，congbieshudamenlimian，tingjianxiangdongdetanjiarenyeshiconglimianzoulechulai。
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