第1章
天朗，气清！
kunlunshanmaishenchu，yigepojiudemaocaowunei！
“keke，xiaotuzaizi，wokuaibuxingle，yemeishenmehaojiaojinidele，nihaishijilaozigunxiashanquba！”
laotoutangzaichuangshang，lianseweiweiyouxiefabai，youqiwulidewangzheyelang。
raner，yelangqueshikuxiaoleyixia，qingqingtilelaotouziyijiao：“shifu，biezhuangle，weilerangwoxiashan，nihaizhenshifeijinxinsi，niwodoushishenyi，nibuganga，wodouganjueganga！”
“噗嗤！”
xiayimiao，laotouqueshiyikouxianxuepenlechulai：“woshizhendebuxingle！woqiazhiyisuan，daxianjiangzhi......”
“滚！”
yelangqueshizhijiefanbaiyandao：“nizheixuedaishicongnaligaolaide？yandegenzhendeside！”
laotouzijianzhuangbuxiaqule，zheicaishunjianshenglonghuohuzuoleqilai，jiangzuilineixuedaitulechulai：“hunxiaozi，zhenshihoujing，zheiyangdoupianbuleni！”
“shuoba，laojiahuo，nizheijitianshifashenmeshenjing，tiantianbianzhefadexiangyaoganwozou？”
yelangyeshiganjueqiguai，tashiyigeguer，xiaoshihoubeilaotouzidaishangshanlai，bingqiejiangbishengsuoxuejiaojileta，suiranlaojiahuoshigelaosegui，youxiefangdangbuji，jingchangchumenpao，niu，danliangrenxiangyiweiming，yelangbatadangchengqinyeyeyibankandai。
ke，congwutianqiankaishi，laotouzijiufeijinxinsixiangbataganxiashan，jintianjuranwanerqilezhuangsi。
zheijitian，laojiahuotaifanchangle。
laotouzizheicaigangadexiaolexiao，shuangshoubeizaishenhou，yibenzhengjingdedao：“shibuxiangman，zhuyaoshiwoxiangjiehunle，woyijingdayinglepiaomiaogonggongzhudeqiuhunle......”
“噗！”
yelangchadianermeituxue，zheilaojiahuoyishengfengliu，qibashisuile，haijingchangqusaoraoneixienianqingfunv，youjicihaiqugebicunzikanneixieguafuxiyifu，dingzheduifangde**yikanjiushiyizhengtian。
biekantatoufadouhuabaile，danmeilizheshibuxiao，lianpiaomiaogonggongzhuzheizhongsansishisuidefengyunnvren，douweitachikuang，zhudongzhuiqiu。
buguo，yelangzhidao，laojiahuoyejiuwanwanereryi......
xianzai，tajuranshuoyaojiehunle......
laotouzikanleyelangyiyan，nachuyigecezidiujileyelang：“niyelaodabuxiaole，xiashanquzhaonideqigeshijiequba，kankanyoumeiyouheshide，heshidehua，jiuzhaogelaopo，yigeshihejiuzhaoyige，lianggeheshijiuzhaoliangge......”
yelangdezuijiaohenhenchouchulejixia，genbenbuganxiangxinzijitingjiandehua，zijihaiyoushijie？
tahuangmangshenchushou，daduandao：“laojiahuo，nikaiwanxiaodeba？wohaiyoushijie？wodougennishijinianle，zenmehaishidiyicitingshuoni？”
budenglaotouzihuihua，yelangyipainaodai：“e，wozhidaole，nizheigelaojiahuo，xugouchulaiqigeshijie，xiangyaohuyouwoxiashan？hehe，wocaibuhuishangnidedangni！”
raner，laotouziqueshiyouyoudao：“tamendoushiwodangchu，rusushizhongwotiyanshenghuodeshihou，xiandewuliaosuiyizhidianleyixia，shouxiadetudieryi，youbushishenmeguanmendizi，buguo，tamenbinixianbaishi，ziranyesuanshinideshijiele！”
“hehe，wokannishimeiqianhuadeshihou，suibianhuyoubierendeba？”
yelangheheyixiao，jiangxinjiangyidedakaineiceziyikan：“datudi，qiuyunyun，zhuzaiyuncheng，qisui，tedianshiyanzhuzida，zhangdazhihouduobanshigemeinv，yinweitalaoniangzhangdehaokan......
ertudi，liuruyan，sisui，zhongzhouliujiadunv，tedianshitianfuyibing，wuxinghenqiang......
santudi，baibing，basui......”
dengkanwanzhihou，yelangdeyanshenmanshiguaiyizhise：“laojiahuo，zheixiebudoushixiaopihaierma？nirangwoershiduosuideren，gunxiashanqujiaotamenshijie？wobugan！”
“xiashuoshenmeni？birunidashijieqiuyunyun，woshoutaweitudeshihou，dequeshiqisui，buguo，neishishijiunianqian，taxianzaiyinggaiershiliusuile，binihaidani？erqie，neishihouwodoumeiyujiannizheigexiaotuzaizi！”
laojiahuomeihaoqidekanleyelangyiyan：“tamendoushiwoshijinianqianshoudejimingdizieryi，suibianzhidaoleyiliangxia，xianzaizenmeyangle，woyebuqingchu，keke，nikeyixiashanquwanwaner，jianjiannishijietamen，shuobudingdoushimeinvni！”
yelangtingjianmeinvlianggezi，queshixiaoxixidedao：“keshi，laotouzi，niliaomeineimelihai，zheifangmianyejiaojiaowobei......wozhidao，nihaiyouyibenliaomeisanshiliuzhaodemiji，neige......”
laotouzihanyan，zhijiejiangyibenshudiujileyelang：“jiwogunba，laozibamijijinile，niyaoshibuzhaoshigebagelaopohuilai，neijiushidiuwodelian！”
“keke，bujidianqianma？woyigerenxiashan，chishaheshaa？”
chuyuduishanxiameinvdehaoqi，yelangyeshilailexingqu。
“gun！niyishenbenshi，yaoshihaiesile，neijiushidiuwodelian！”
raner，laotouziqueshiyijiaojiangyelangjichuaizoule。
henkuai，yelanglaidaoleshanxia，wangzhebanshanyaodexiaomaocaowu，xinlibaiganjiaoji。
“shifu，jiranniyaojiehunle，wojiuxiashanqulangqule，duoxienizheixieniandezhaogule！”
shuowanzhihou，yelangzhuanguoshen，yankuangweiweiyouxieshirun。
“qigeshijie，yebuzhidaonageshimeinv？”
“jiran，sanshijieheqishijiedouzailuocheng，neijiuquluochengba，tingshuo，shifudangnianyeshizailuochengjiandaodewo，buzhidao，nengbunengdatingdaowodeshenshi！”
yelanghenkuaiyigerenwangluochengdefangxiangqule。
lushang，yelangxianzhewuliao，yeshinazhelaojiahuojideliaomeisanshiliuzhaodemijikaishikanleqilai。
“liaomeidiyizhao，buyaolian，yujianxihuande，jiudebuyaolian，rangtabeininongnongdeaiyisuogandong？”
kanlediyizhaozhihou，yelanglianshangluchuguaiyizhise，xiangxianglaojiahuodeyisheng，zuihoudianlediantou：“dequeshitingbuyaoliande！”
“liaomeidierzhao，guangsawang，tianxianvrenqianqianwan。”
xianglexiangzhihou，yelangyoushigankaiwanqiandedao：“kanyangzi，shifuweilewonengqugelaopo，yeshishafeikuxina，burandehua，yebuhuizaishijinianqian，jiujiwowuseqigeshijiele，zheibujiushiguangsawangma？shifu，niweiletuerdezhongshendashi，dangzhenshishafeikuxina！”
“qigeshijie，zongbukenengdouzhangdebukanrumuba？heihei，xiaoshihoudoushimeirenpeizi，zhangdale，zongbuzhiyupaopianba？”
molemoxiaba，yelangjixuwangxiakan：“disanzhao，zhangdeshuai？ruguobushuai，jiuzhuangku？haihao，haihao，shuaizheigezi，jiushiweiwodazaode！”
mourenziliandeshuozhe，henkuaijiulaidaoleluochengdechengmenkou。
“sanshijie，qishijie，nimendexiaoshidilaile，ainiyo！”
yelanghuaihuaiyixiao，duizhechengmenkoubixin！