wokaojiancaiyequanwangbaohuohou，quanjiadoubengkuileshiyibulingrentaozuidejingcaixiaoshuo，youyimingjingxindazao。gushiweiraozhezhujiaolinranchenanzhankai，qingganxiniershenru，dongchalijiqiang。zheibenxiaoshuojieshileguanyuchouhenheaiqingdejingcaigushi，yingdeleguangfantuijian。“linran，womadeliushidashou，niyidingbuhuirangtadiuliandeba？”wonglesheng，jialeliangpianbaicaidaopopowanli：“lao……
shoufuzhangfupochanhou，yigeyuezhijiwosanbaikuaishenghuokaizhi。
woshengchijianyongxiangjinbanfarangjiarenchihaochuanhao，popoquehaishixianwobuhuishengqian。
duomaigejidan，tamawopuzhanglangfei。
shengbingmaiheyao，tamawojiaoqingzuozuo。
jiulianwodelaogongheerzi，yejuedewohuaqiandashoudajiao，yidiandoubuxianhui：
“wokanwangshangneixiezhufujiancaiyedounengyanghuoquanjia，nijiubunenggenrenjiaxuexuema？”
“nizaizheimehuihuoxiaqu，zuihoudeneidianjiadidouyaobeinibaiguangle！”
wobeitamenbidaobengkuiyiyu，xiangyaotiaolouzhishi。
queturanshuadaoyigezhibojian。
zhibojingtoulineigemeitiankoukousousou，haiyaobeiquanjiaxianqidehuanglianpo。
竟然就是我自己。
……
zheishiyidangmingwei“jiejianzhufuyangchengji”dezhenrenxiuzhibo。
erzhibojingtoulidewo，meitiandouzaibeishangwanguanzhongbuting***：
【tahaizaishashaweiaifuchu，sihoulaogongquanjia，shubuzhilaogongbataguawangshangzhibo，kaotazhuandepenmanboman。】
【tagujihaibuzhidaozijichenglexiaohua，beiqifuchengzheiyangdoubulihun，genbenjiushihuogai。】
就在我愣神之时。
menwaichuanlaipopodemasheng：
“shouliyoujigeqianahaiganmaixia，rizibuguola？”
neixiexia，haiyoupingshidehunxing，doushiwoyongzijidecunkuandaotiejinqude。
kemeiciwohaoxinjitamenbuchongyingyang。
婆婆都要阴阳怪气：
“zijizuichanluanhuaqian，juranhaiyaoyongwohesunzidangjiekou。”
erziyehuigenzhexiuruwo：
“yaobushinihuaqiandashoudajiao，babacaibuhuipochan。”
yizhiyilaiwodouxuanzemomoyinren。
quemeixiangdao，suoyourendoubawodangshuaziyiyangshua。
cishidanmuhaizailengchaorefeng：
【zheinvdemashangyouyaoqubeigongquxidaoqianle，tazhenshiwojianguodezuiwonangdenvren。】
【woyaoshitapopowoyeqifuta，sheibuxihuannieruanbaozini？】
xiangdaozheixierizishoudaodezhongzhongxiuru。
woqiangrenzhenuqichongchuqu：
“queshishiwobudui，wozheijiuqubacaituile。”
popomingxianlengzhu，haobantiancaifanyingguolai：
“linrannifashenmefeng？nibacaituile，womenchishenme？”
我拿着包夺门而出：
“chenanbushilaorangwoxueneixiejiancaiyedezhufuma？”
“wojuedingcongjintiankaishi，wojiudunzainongmaoshichangjiancaiye，baozhengbuhuizaiduohuayifenqian。”
woduomenerchu，yagenmeiguanpopoyinqingbudingdelianse。
bazijimaidecaibianyimailehou，worangzijichiledunhaode。
弹幕充满了质疑：
【zheichunnvrenzenmezhuanxingle，juranzhidaohaohaoduizijile？】
【zhuanxinggepi，wufeijiushibudaotieeryi，zuihouhaibushiyaolenglianjiancaiyehuiqusihouneiyidajiazi。】
wozhidangbuzhidaozhibohedanmudecunzai。
dengchibaohezu，wopaoqunongmaoshichangtiaotiaojianjian，zhuanmenjianneixienianlebajidecai。
晚上回家。
kandaowolinzheyidadouzicai，chenanwendoubuwenjiuzhizewo：
“nizenmeyouluanhuaqian，sheirangnibutinghuamaineimeduocaide？”
“dougennishuoshaomaidian，nijiufeiyaodundunsicaiyitangma？”
“zheicaiguoqubangeyue，nijiuhuaneimeduoqianmaicai，jiexialairizihaizenmeguo？”
chenanshuowan，popogangadilazhuta：
