《wokaoxinmomanjifeisheng》shixiaobianzuijinrukengdeyibujiazuo，wenlishejidaodeguanjianrenwufenbiewei jiangyinglitianjue，zuozhe“bailisanhua”shihenduowangyouxihuandedashenjibiezuozhe，dadachuangzuodeneirongzhidexixipindu：lianggerengehuaixinsideduiwangbeibusuzhikedaduan——litianjuehaishineishenyuesedaopao，shanjinwulipishouduoguolejiangyingshoulideruanjia。……
cijing？tingjiangyingyoushuolexieyoudianyisidehua，litianjuegengjuedetayouqu。congnajiezhongquchuyigenmuchaidijita：“zheishizhilijiacaiyoude‘ruyitong’，heshimianshangdefangpinbuyiyang，jiudangshiwobuxiaoxinkainilingtaidepeili。”
jiangyingjieguozheigenguangtutudemuchai，zuoyouduanxiangdoumeikanchushenmebuyibanlai。zheijiushigenshuzhima！
“zheige，zhiduoshaolingshi？”
“nidiaoqianyanzilile？zheikeshinengkailinghuadelingchai！butongderenyangchulaidehuabuyiyang，woshikannizheigenvxiuguaidehen，buzhidaonengkaichushenmeguaihualai。”
yuanlaishixiangkanguangjingde，neijiangyingfanerganfangxinshouxiale。zhiyaobushishenmenannvqingaijiuxing。
“xing，wojiudangshibangniyanghuale，buguonizouzhiqiannengbunengbangwogemang，nishenfakuai，bangwoqushanxiadezhenzishangmaidianfancaihuilai，woyougecaixiangxuyaoyanzhengyixia！”
litianjuechushisanbainiansharenwushu，fanshizhishabujiu，benlaishikendingyaohuijuede，danshitingjiangyingshuoyoucaixiang，tayehaoqile。dantaihaoshuohuahaizenmedangfanpaini？dangranshijujueta！
“woyoubushinidie，zaishugebangleniyici，xianzaiyepeililiangqingle，buqu。”
“neiwoyongyitiaogonglijiaohuan。”jiangyinghaoxiangzaozhidaotahuijujueside，kaichuletadetiaojian。
litianjuexiangqineiju“lidezuoyongshixianghude”，yanjianyigai，queyunhanletiandiyunxingdedadao。
kanzhejiangyingmizheyanjingdudingdexiao，tazhinengchengren，zheihenyouyouhuoli。
“rou、yu、cai、fan，zhongleiyueduoyuehaoe！”
buchuliangkezhong，litianjuejiuhuilaile，zhijiantacongnajiezhongquchuhaimaozhereqidesicaiyitangbinglianggemantou。
“jiuloudetaocan，yutang、yuxiangqiezi、liangbanbocai、hongshaodachangtou。”
jiangyingliangyanfangguangdekanzhejiuweideshiwuyidaodaobaishangzhuo，suiranzijiganjuebudaoe，danshihaishihuichan。
“suoyinidecaixiangshishenme？”litianjuetebiexiangzhidao。
jiangyingkanzhetatingleyihui，wendao：“meile？”
“niyaodedouyoule，nihaiyaoshenme？shibushishuawo！”
“dage，kuaizini？woyongshoua？”
litianjueyusai，tazixiaopigu，chifanxuyaokuaizizheihuishitameishenmeyinxiang。
jiangyingconghuailitaochutajide“ruyitong”，shitandiwen：“huoxu，nihaiyoulingyigenma？couyishuangmianqiangnengyong。”
litianjuezhuantouchulewuzicongshushanghenhenquxialianggenshuzhi，shouyihui，shuzhicucaodewaipijiubiandexini。
“jini，kuaishuonidecaixiangshishenme！”yishuangkuaizirengdaojiangyingshenshang。
jiangyingyebuzaihutataiduelie，nalekuaizizhengsedao：“xiuxianbushiwuguzaliang，shiweishenme？”
litianjuebuyiweiran：“yilaiyinqirutihoubianbuzaiyoujiegan，erlaiwuguyouzhuoqibubianshiyong。”
“neiwoshibushikeyilijiewei，shilingqidaitileshiwuweiwomentigongnengliang？wodelingqibushibugouyongma？woxiangbanfazhengziyuanshiyifangmian，woyongyuanshideshiwuqubushilingyifangmian，wodecaixiangjiushi——lingqibugou，fancailaicou！”
“neiwuguzhuoqizenmeban？yaoshichifanjiunengcoulingqi，neirenrenkeyixiuxianle。”litianjuefanbodao。
“woxiangguozheigewenti，shiwuchidaoduzili，haishixuyaoyunzhuanzhoutiandiaoxicainenghuayonglingqi，fanrenzuobudao。zhiyuzhuoqi，meiyoudiaochajiumeiyoufayanquan，womencaipinduoyang，xianshishizaishuo！”
yidunfengjuancanyunguohou，jiangyingmomozijidedupi，juedechabuduole。
“woyaokaishidiaoxile，nibangwokankanyoumeiyoubuyiyangdedifang。”kanlitianjuediantouzhihou，jiangyingfangxindebimupanzuo。
qichuyiqiedouzhengchang，tadedaxiaozhoutianyunzhuanbujibuxu，jingtangsuilinglibuchongpeidanyegoujiqu。keturanlitianjuefaxianyousisilvlvyiyanghunrulejiangyingdeqihai，yikaishitakanzawuxiachenyiweishizhuoqi，kedangtakandaoneixiesisilvlvdedongxichendaodihuazaitaqihaizhongshi，raoshihuolesanbaiduoniandetayexiangbuchuyuanyou，zhinengjiezhewangxiakan。neixiesisilvlvdezawuhaoxiang……zideshiqiezi、lvdeshibocai、hongdeshidachang、baideshiyurou！？qizhongyouyixiesuizhezhoutianyunzhuanxiangjiangyingdelingtailiuqu，litianjuedanxintalingtaibeizhuoqiqinshi，ganjinliangzhidianzaijiangyingmeixin，zaiyicijinletadeshihai。
jinquhoucaifaxiantadeshihaibishangcilaijiangulebushao，liangpaizhuozishangbaizhegezhongxingzhuangdetoumingdadupinghejiazi，shujuguorangengduole。erjiangyingzhengwozheyizhidazhenyiyangdedongxifuanxiezheshenme。tazoujinlekan：
hongshaodachang：dachangdunzhukouganruanlan，danzhongkoudiaoliaoyiranyangaibuzhubenwei，meixiganjing，chaping！
yuxiangqiezi：jiaruxiaofanqiediaowei，weixingcengcifengfu，qieziyuancaixiannen，haoping！
litianjueyilianheixian，kanlekanzheizhangzhidetouyixing——《xiaozhongdianping》，zheishijiangyingtaitoukandaota：“laidezhenghao，niqudeneijiajiuloujiaoshenme？”
“好再来酒楼。”
jiangyingshoushangyidun，zheimingzihaitingjiediqi，bianjiangmingzixiezaile“xiaozhongdianping”dehoumian。shouyihui，zheizhangxuebaidea4zhijiufeijinleshuju。
jianlitianjuedingzhetashoulidezhongxingbi，taganjinzaihuishourangbihuazuoxuwu。zheijieshiqilaitaimafan，xiwangtazhuangmeikanjian。ganjinchakaihuati：“woshifudoubuhuijinwolingtai，nizenmeheguangzijijiahouyuansideshuolaijiulai？”
“nirangwochakanyiyang，woshigenzheyiyanglaide，jiranmeishi，youshenmehuachuqushuo，womendourudingletaibuanquan。”litianjuewuyizhuiwen，zhuanghaipingzheigetudiqiguaidedifangduolequle。
errenlingshiguiwei，litianjuelvxiankaikou：“nichixiaqudedongxidoubeiqihaiheshihaixiaohuale，dannizhiyoulianqixiuwei，shihaiyouyiyuchangren，yihoubuyaozaishihaidouliu，daojindanqizaishuo。”
jiantachengxintixing，jiangyingdiantou，xinshuozijinengbunengjindanhailiangshuoni，yuanzhugoulehaoxienianyecaigangjindan。
“neilundaowole”jiangyingzhengsedao：“lingqiyouleshijizaitihouyunzhuanxiaolvtigaole，jinshiqueshiyouyong，zhiyaoxiaolvgao，buhuibianchengzhuoqiyujizaitinei，haikeyifengfushihai。”
“neiweihebuguanshidianjijizaihaishiqianbeishenjiao，doushuoxiuxianbuchifanjianshiwu？”litianjueyekandaojiangyingruheyunzhuanzhoutiandiaodonglingqide，queshimeiyouzhuoqi。
“woganggangzaishihaizhongxiedongxishi，yesikaoguozheigewenti……”jiangyingnabuzhunshibushiyinggaigaosuduimianzheiweilijiaxiushi，bijingtadejiazhu，jiushigesharenbuzhayande。
fanzhengtayekanjianle，ruoshihuiquhouzijichangshiyehuidechujielun，haishibubiyinmanle。
“huoxushiyinweiwoshihaitebie，dantongweirenzuxiushi，butaikenengzaishentijinengshangyourucichayi……suoyiwojuedeyinggaishi，cibei。”
“慈悲？”
“en”jiangyingzhengzhongdediandiantou“nixiangxiang，xiuxianbushifanwushitielv，keruoshirangsuoyouxiushidouzhidao，chifanrenshiwukeyibangzhuxiuxing，zhishaokeyibangzhuwozheizhongziyuanbufengdedijiexiushi。zheishijianhuifashengshenme？”
litianjuelveweisisuojiudechulejielun，kanxiangjiangying。
“meicuo，fanrenhuibianchengxiuxianzhedenuli、shengchu！renjianhuibianchengxiuxianzhedeshitang、fanrendediyu！”
“keshiruguonuyifanren，weibeitiandao，zhongjiufeishengwuwangle。”litianjuecongchushengjiushigaoduanju，tajinglidekunanhejiangyingyuanzhuzheizhongdiduanjuxiuxianzheshibutongde，suoyiwufalijiezihuixiuxing、gouyancanchuandexingwei。
“benlaiwannianjianfeishengzheyebuguosanren，daduoshurendoushifeishengwuwangde，kaozhebaonveshouduanduohuojishishangbainian，dabamoliuxiuxianzhehuiyuanyizheimezuode。”jiangyingshenqingningzhong。
jiangjinshifanjianshiwudingweitielvdexiuxianzhexianxian，chengdeshangfanrendeshouhushen。
“niqianwanbiebazheishigaosunijiajiazhu”neilitianjueshigezhunmotou，jiaotazhidaoleshijieyaotiqianwanwan！
litianjueetouqingjinyitiao，zijizheigemajiashiyuelaiyuebuhaotuole。
“nifangxin，zheidianxiuweitisheng，haibugoulijiajiazhusaiyafengde。”
“cangyingrouyeshirou，sheizhidao……”sheizhidaozheigemotounengganchushenmelai？
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