第一章 被狗男女气死,穿进男频小说

“xizhuren,pingshenmezheicihangtiantancesuixingdekeyanrenyuanlimeiyouwo,queyouchengyujiao?woyinianlaifalesanpiansjilunwen,meibaimeiheipaozaishiyanchangli,bibushangxiaozhangdezhunerxipengyouquanfadexiaozuowenshiba?”

jiangyingliangshouchengzaixizhurendebangongzhuoqian,shentiyinweifennuerbuzhudizhandou,sisididingzhezheigedizhonghailaotou。tajiazhongjingshang,quecongxiaomengxiangzhetaikong,daxuedingzhequanjiadefanduidulecailiaohuaxue,boshibiyehoulaidaozhangangongchengdaxuezuoleyimingkeyanjiangshi,jiuyinweizheiliyoukeyanrenyuanhangtiandeminge。

kexianzai,tademengxiangpomiele。

“shouxianlunyanjiufangxiang,zaimeifaxianwaixingrenzhiqiantadegoupiwaitaikongshejiaoxuedoumeiyouhangtianyanzhengdebiyao,erwodehuojiantuzhuangcailiaoyoubiyao;qicishuokeyanchengguo,woyousanpiansjilunwen,tayoujipian?zuihoujiangrenqingshigu,tashixiaozhangdezhunerxi,shibushiyinggaibixianbucanyuxuanba?”

tadejulilizhengquedadongbulexizhuren,zhijianxizhurenlaoshenzaizaidishuodao:“xiaojianga,niyaoyoudianrongrenzhixin,biezhangkoubikoulunwenchengguodeyaren,xiliduinijiyuhouwang,yihounihuiyouhenduojihuide!zaishuolema,nideshiyan,xiaochengquletiniyanzhengyexing,youbufuza,duiba?”

jingranhaixiangbatadekeyanxiangmugongshourangjichengyujiao?jiangyingnujifanxiao:“tajileniduoshao?wochushuangbei,chouqianwojiayoudeshi,jinidayifujinguancaizaisongnishangtaikong,yanzhengyixianidelianpihuibuhuizha?”

“jiangying,zhuyinidetaidu,likexiangwodaoqian!”xizhurenweishubuduodetoufazhaqilai,guoranshizhiyoumadaotazijitoushangcaijiyan。

ruguojiangyingyoucuo,neijiucuozaitatanleyigefengpinanpengyou,zhuiqiutadeshihouhaitingzhengchang,quedingguanxiyihoujiangyingbumiaohuixinxitajiudianhuahongzha、buchuquyuehuijiuyangyanyaozaletadeshiyanshi,benyiweiduifangyeshilaoshizhishaoyoujiaoyangzai,meixiangdaoneigefengpilaizhende,jiangyingguoduanfenleshou。

这就是噩梦的开始。

yikaishishijiangyingdeshiyanchangzongshibeianquanjiancha,buzhunkaijiqi,houlaiturankongjiangleyigeyanjiuyuandandulixiang,fenzouleyanjiujijin——zheigerenjiushichengyujiao。

chengyujiaoziyuannitian,xiaozhangqinziweitakailvdenggaoshenmejianguidewaitaikongshejiaoxueyanjiu,xiechulaidedongxishizhinengfalianpengguihualuntandechengdu,jingranhaihuodelexuexiaodexinruikexuejiang?

banjiangneitianjiangyingcaicongtongshizuilizhidao,tadefengpiqiannanyoushixiaozhangerzi,zheigechengyujiaojiushitaqianyibaishundexinnvyou,shigechengtianzaipengyouquanfayixieshiyanshidebaipai,xieshenme【aideliliangrangwozaizheitiaolushangjianchixiaqu】zhileidexueshuyuan。

waitaikongshejiaoxuexuyaozuoshenmeshiyana?zhuajigewaixingrenzuombtima?

zheizhongkaozheshentiziben、renjiguanxicengxueshuziyuandexuejiebailei!rangjiangyingkanchuanleyouxiekeyancongyezhedebupeiweidezuilian。

“jilianbuyaolianshiba?mingtian,chengyujiaohetade‘keyanchengguo’jiuhuizhanjushejiaomeitideresoutoutiao,zheigongdaowoqinshoutaohuilai,bieguaiwobuguxuexiaomingsheng!”shuowanjiangyingzhuanshenjiuzou。

cishi,bangongshiwaiyijingjujileyixiekanrenaodexueshenghetongshi,zhengzaiyilunfenfen:

“zheijiuchenglaoshideneigeqingdima,kanqilaijiuhenhujiaomanchanai。”

“haiboshini,hecaishichangdamayoushenmeliangyang?nvboshiguorankepa!”

zaihuigongyudelushang,jiangyingyaozheyalianluoleyizhixiangjiaotahuiqujichengjiayedefuqin:

【ba,zhiyaozheicibashuyuwodemingeduohuilai,dengcongkongjianzhanhuilaiwojiucizhijingongsi。】

【hao,xianzaiwojinimashushuhewangshushudadianhua,jizhunidechengnuo。】

fangxiashouji,jiangyingchangranruoshi,jianchilehaoduonian,zuihouhaishiyaokaojiali,zhenbuganxina!ciketazhixianghuidaogongyuwozaichuangshangzhaodianshuangwenkan。kanzheshuliderenbenlingnitianyilushengjidaguai,goushuanggoujieya!tamanshijisuanshiheshiyanderenshengcaiyoulechuanxizhidi。

jinwantajiuweidibuyongjiaban,wozaibeizililiulanzaisan,diankaiyibenxuanhuanwen——《jueshiyaozunnitianji》,jiangshulebaqiwailufengliuwushudenanzhujiangwuyabeitongmenbeici,queyiwaijuexingxuemaichengweinitianyaoxiu,yibianshengjidaguaiyibiandanghaiwangdegushi。bijiaogeyingdeshinvzhuhejiangyingtaoyande“xueshuyuan”chengyujiaotongming。juqinglitajiushidianxingdejiaoqi,renqianxiaobaihua、renhoucijingxia。busixiulian,quekaozhenanzhuguanghuanyijuhuashen。

jiangyingbuxihuanzheigenvzhu,buguonanpinwenma,daguaishengjiweizhu,nvzhubenlaijiushibaishe,xianggetusihuayiyangyehenzhengchang。tajiangjiuzhekanxiaqule。

dangtakandaochengyujiaohuashenhouhuizongmendalianedunvpeideshihou——

【aideliliangnibuhuidongde,youdashixiongzaiwojiuyongyuanbiniqiang!】

buhaohaoxiuxing,kaonanrenduxiuwei、gaocijinghaisichuxuanyao?

【wozoujiejingxiuxing?neiyouruhe?woyijinghuashen,erzhidongdexiuxingdeniyongyuandoushiwojiaoxiadeni!】

jiangyingshizaimeixiangdao,nanpinxiaoshuoliyeyouzheizhong“gandehaoburujiadehao”deqiaoduan。

“zheigenvpeiyeshisong,nitiandejiyuanbenlaishitade,zuihouquemingdoudiule!”jiangyingkandelaiqi,turanxinzangyizhenjiaotong,kenengshizuijinjigeyuekeyanqiangduda,jiangyinghaimeilaidejiquyiyuanzuogejiancha。

zheicitongdegewaijulie,erbianshenzhichuxianlehuanting,yigenvrenyouyuandishuo:“nixingnishang。”

ranhoujiangyingjiushiquleyishi。

“yingyingkuaixingxing,rangnilianxitunanizenmeshuizhele?”jiangyingbeiyigetianmeidenvshenghuanxing,tamengdizhengkaiyan,faxianzijizhengzuozaixianxiajupianchang,huanxingtadejingranshidaogudabandechengyujiao!wulideshijigerentingchengyujiaoshuozijishuizhele,doubuzanshangdekanxiangzheibian。

zuomengleba?jiangyingmomozijidemazhidaopao,zheimenghaitingzhenshi!

yigenanrenlishengshuo:“jiangyingying,nishixiaoshimei,pingrilishixiongjiemenduinikuanhe,danshinizijibuqinfenxiulian,haiyaojiushijieshishidingzhu?”jiangyingtaitou,shuohuadedaopaonanjingranhefengpiqiannanyouzhangtongyizhanglian!

yingying?bushineibennanpinxiaoshuolicanzaodaliandegongjurennvpeime?zijijingranmengdaoshulideqingjie,haizidonghuanlianleqiannanyou?

chengyujiaoyingchunyidu:“dashixiong~woxintengxiaoshimeima。”

kanlaizheifengpinanjiushijiangwuyale。tazaizoukaishikuaisudegualechengyujiaodebiziyixia。zheigegouliangchidedejiangyingyishenjipigeda,buyoudefanleyigebaiyan,sheiyaonijiaoxingle?jiaoxingkannimenxiuenai?

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“a——”jiangyingchitongjiaochusheng,youyindezhongrencemu。zenmemeixing,haizaizheigeguidifang!?

ciketabudebukaolvlingyigekenengxing——

wochuanshule?zaiqiannanyouhetadexiannvyoudangnannvzhudeshuli,zuogongjurennvpei?

“yingyingnibushufuma?”chengyujiaoyilianguanqieditieshanglai。

jiangyinghuangmangshuodao:“a,shijie,woxiulianshangyoubumingbaizhichu,xiangkankanshu。”xianzaitajixuzhaogetushuguanzhileidepijingdifangzhengliyixiasixu。

“nimeiwenxihaogongkeya,neiqushugekanjiushile。”chengyujiaozheidoubuwangcaitayijiao。

kejiangyingnalizhidaoqushugedelu?

zhijiantahuangzhechengyujiaodegebojiazhesangzishuodao:“shijie!woganggangtunahaoxiangzuocuolebuzhouna,xianzainaoziyunyunde,nidaiwoquma,qiunilehaoshijie~”

haoxiangkandaoleshenmeexindedongxi,zhenggewuziderendoutingzhiletunazhenjingdedingzheta。

“xiaoshimeijintianzouhuorumole?shuohuazenmezheigeweier?”yigemianxianglaochengdeshixiongshuodao。

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