zhujiaojiaogushunlimingdexiaoshuoshi《weilexiumanxuefenbiye，kaijugongbuheidongyinqing》，tadezuozheshijinggaisuobianxiedexuanhuankehuanleixiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：“gushun，nizenmeyoudabutongdianhuale？”dianhuaneitouchuanlaizebeideyuqi。gushundailizaichuangqian，bingmeiyoujieshi，zhiyouchenmo。ruguobushixiangyaotoutouqi，chougenyan，takenengjintiandoubuhuijiedaomuqindedianhua。jiangushunmeiyoushuohua，neibiandeyuqiyeshihuanhexialai。“gushuna，nikeshidangnianjiangnanshengdegaokaozhuangyuan。”...
“buzhang，nikanlejiumingbaile。”
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chenzhiangjiangboshilunwentuodaoyibian，dakaileyouxiang。
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这不是扯犊子吗？
danshichuyuduizijigongzuodezerenxin，tahaishinaixindedakaileyasuowenjian。
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jiandandelianggezi，jiangchenzhiangdexinqingwanquanjibiaoxianchulai！
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“还有视频...”
李明小声的提醒道。
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...
linlangzhengmubuzhuanjindekanzhedianshi。
zuoweiyanjingdaxuedexiaozhang，yinweizhangqideguodugongzuo。
他的身体一直不好。
zaiyishengsanfanliangcidejinggaohelaopodeyanlijianduxia。
taxianzaimeitiandouyiyangshengweizhu。
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“xiaochen？youshenmeshiqingma？”
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“xiaozhang，wojintianshixiangyaogennitaolunyixiagushun...”
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chenzhiangyezhidaolaoxiaozhandeshenti，yuqiyianfuweizhu。
林琅面露疑惑之色。
gushungenhuaxiaguoweilaidekejiyoushaguanxi？
咋的？
yigebuxuewushu，sixiangyanzhongfuhuaidexuesheng，hainenggoujiaodongkejifengyun？
danshi，tahaishitingchenzhiangdehuapingjingxialai。
jiandandejigehuxiqihou，yuanbenmianhongerchideta，xianzaiyijingdiaozhenghaoxintai。
“shuoba，wozuohaozhunbeile。”
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“gangganggushunjiwomenbumenfaleyifenxueshulunwen。”
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“suoyixiaochennishishenmeyisi？”
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“e？fajitamenkanyixia？”
“gushundelunwenlianniyekanbudong，juranyaobaituoneixielaojiahuo？”
zuoweihuakeyuandeyiyuan，linlangconglaimeiyouhaohaochenghuguoqitayuanshi。
“wogenninshuoguo，gushundezheipianlunwenkenenghuiyingxiangdaohuaxiaguoweilaidekejizouxiang。”
“我没有开玩笑，”
chenzhiangzaicijiandingdeshuodao。
linlangdaoshiyuelaiyuehaoqi。
chenzhiangdepiqitakeshilejiede，jishishitadaideboshisheng，yeconglaimeiyoubeitazheimekuajiangguo。
rujin，taquezheimejiandingdekuayigejijiangbeikaichudexuesheng？
chenyinpiankehou，linlanghuidadao：“falaiba。”
shiduofenzhonghou，linlangjieshoudaolechenzhiangdeyoujian。
tajiangyoujianzhuanfadaohuakeyuanyuanshiqunzhong。
“xindexueshulunwen，gewei，mafankanyixia。”
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“zenmehuishi？linlao，nizheidongxinalaide？haiheidongyinqing，zenmebuzhijiefanwuzhiyinqingdele？”
“youdiankexiaoa，linlao，niyijingduoluodaoxiangxinzheizhongjiashuodedibu？”
...
mianduizheifenwenjian，suoyourendoushidiaokanqilinlang。
heidongzheidongxilitamentaiyuan。
xianjieduan，guangshixianzaizuixianjindeshuangjituijinqicaiganggangqibu。
shenmeheidongyinqingbushigaoxiaoma？
zaishuole，heidongzheiwanyinengdangyinqing？
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buguo，chuyuyanjindetaiduheduilinlangdezunjing，haishiyouhenduorendakaileyasuowenjian。
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yinweiheidongdaodishishenmexianzaihaimeiyoudinglun。
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他的身体颤抖起来。
“suxiao...jiu...jiujiu...jiuxinwan！”
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