第2章 燕京大学又不是垃圾场

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“teci,shenqingbiye!”

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毕业有望!

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“disanshisicishiyan...”

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“zhizaoheidong,zheigexiaojiahuonaozilixiangdedaodishishenmea?”

“hehe,guaibudeyaobeiqingtui。”

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“噗!”

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黑洞!

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limingcalecayanjing,zaiciquerenqishiyanguocheng。

这不会是特效吧?

zheishilimingdiyigeshanguodeniantou。

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“顾顺?”

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