rishangxiumujingxinchuangzuode《wo，mojinhouren，zenmeshanglianzongle》shiyibukourenxinxiandechuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo。gushiyizhujiaoshenyuyangmidechengzhangweixiansuo，tongguodutedexushufangshihelingrennanyiyuliaodejuqing，dailingduzhetansuolerenxing、mingyunheziyouyizhidefuzaguanxi。suishuoxuyaokepudeshihegumuxiangguandeshiwucainenghuodejiangli，danshizheiheixiaziyouyuzaizheidiannancongshandaideshijianhenjiule，yewanquankeyisuanzuoshigumudeyi……。
chenhuineixinzhendang，ershenyuqueshimeiyoubandianzhuyilifangzaitamendeshenshang，
zaixianqianjinxingkepulexuetengzhihou，tayeshihuodeleyimenxindejiangli，
【ding！gongxisuzhukepuchenggong！huodejianglitingleidingxue！】
suoweitingleidingxue，shijishangshixielingyipaibatoudezuchuannengli，
nenggoutongguoshengyindehuixiangcongerpanduanchumuxuedeweizhi，geleijiguandecunzai，congerguibifengxian，
danshijishangshuohuilaitingleidingxuejiushiyimenqianghuatinglidenengli，
suizhejinengderongru，shenyulikebianshiganjuedaotadetinglishunjianbianshiyoulejidadetisheng！！
linzhongniaoshoudehuodongzhiyinluxujinruerzhong，
tongshihaiyouyixiejiaobuchenzhongdeshengyin，
嗯？
shenyuhuanhuanzhengkaishuangyan，henshiyihuodekanxiangleyigefangxiang，
congneijiaobushenglaipanduan，yingdangshijieshouguoxiangduiyingxunlianderen，
guyongbing？haishijingqufangmiandeanbaotuandui？
diannancongshandefanweijida，youyibufenshijierangwaiguode，suoyiyiqianshenyuchulaishi，yecengyudaoguoguyongbing，
ruguozheicizaiyudaoyipidehua，shenyuyebingbujieyijiangtamenzaidusuqingyixia，
rudaxiajindizhe，suiyuanbizhu！！
“baba，nizaikanshenmeni？”
zaizaizaizheishihouyihuodechaotakanleguolai，shenyuhuiguoshenyaoleyaotou，
“meishenme，neibianyouyiqunren，”
“啊？有人？”
zaizaiyihuodewanglewang，queshimeiyoufaxianshenmeqingkuang，
erchenhuiyeshimanliandeyihuo，zhouweijijingwusheng，zenmekenenghuiyoushenmerenni？
genghekuangzheilikeshidiannancongshanweibeikaifaquyu，zhenyaoyouren，neikejiubushishenmehaorenle。
suihoutaneixinzhongyeshiqiaodinglexiangfa，
duifangshiyoubajiushizaizheihongnverni！
jiezhe，tayeshisaoleyanzhibojianrenqiredu，
嗯！真**高啊！！
juranyijingkuaijiejinshiwuwanle！
shangzhangqushisihaomeiyoujianruodeyisi，
【kanqilaixiangyaolaicanjiazheixiangmudehua，meiyouyidiantinengkezhenbuxinga！！】
【shia！kanneigeshenyushenshangbeineimeduodongxidouhainenglinzhezaizaikuangben，jinshizheiyidianjiuzugoushuomingtadetinengqiangdale！】
【shuodemeicuo，xiangwoyiyangcongmingderen，yijingkaishijianshenle，suishizhunbeichufa！！】
【xiongdimen，nimendeguanzhudianhaishiyoudianpianchale，zheishihoukebushikantamenzenmetaopaochulaide，
jiranshixuanchuanpianma！neikendingshihuikuadayidian，dengdaozanmenquyouwandeshihou，nei**heweixianchengdukendingshihuibeijianruode，
buranzenmezuodaolaoshaojieyini？】
【shuodemeicuo，erqietiezimennimenmeiyouzhuyidaoma？gangcaishenyudounianjubenle！！shuoshitingdaoleyourendechuxian，
kanyangzi，mashangyouyaoyouweixianchuxianle！！**！！】
【bushiba？neizheijiezouweimiantaijinle！wojuedejingqufangmianyinggaishaoweijirenhuanhedeshijian，burankendinghuibarenleipaxiade！】
【jiayijiayi！zheijiujijingquxiejianyixin！】
某古宅内，
yimingchuanzheyangqideqingnian——kangyanyu，zhengzaikanzhezhibo，
“aiyouwoqu！zheijingquyoudianyisia！！jurannongdehaitingxiangneimeyihuishi！”
zheishihou，zaitashenhouyiminglaozhehuanhuanzoulai，
“hehehe，yanyu，shenmeshiqingrangnineimekaixina？”
“爷爷，”
kangyanyulikeshizhanqishen，ranhoujieshidao，
“yeye，zuijinzheidiannancongshanjingqufangmiangaolegexindeyouwanxiangmu，jiaozuohuangyeshengcundaomutanxian，
zheilimianshizhendetingyouyiside，tamengaoleheixiazi，haigaolechuanwendangzhongdexueteng，nei**dejingliangchengdujianzhishibaobiao，
wodouchayidianyiwei，neishimulitoudewanyile！”
“e？xianzaineimekaifangle？”
laozheyihuodejieguoduifangdilaideshouji，erhoushixianbianshisuodingzaileshenyudeshenshang，
“zheigeren.......zenmeneimedeyanshuni......”
“yeye，tajiushigesurennaiba，shiyoubajiushijingqumougelaozongdeqinqi，burannayoujihuilaizuozheiyangdexuanchuan，”
kangyanyushuozheyeshitucaodao，
“erqietamendeyanjishizaishilakua，yaoshiyandezaibizhenyidian，huoxudounengrangrenjuedezheiyiqiekenengdoushizhenshide！”
“zheigetuxiangnengbunengfangdayidian，zheigerenshizaishiyouxieyanshu，”
laozhehuranzaizheishihoushuozhe，
erkangyanyuyeshijiaoweiyihuo，
“yeye，zheigerenyoushenmewenti？ninrenshi？”
“tazhangdeyoudianxiangyiweiqianbei，”
laozherushidekaikoushuozhe，
erkangyanyuqueshizhijielengzhule，
“a？qianbei？shenmeqianbeia？yeye？”
“呵呵呵，”
laozheyoushizixikanlekanshenyudeyangmaojiezhebianshijiangshoujidilehuiqu，
“yekenengshiwolaoyanhunhualeba！juranhuijiangtadangchenglechuanshuozhongdeneiyiwei。”
“a？？chuanshuozhongdeneiyiwei？？sheia？yeye！”
kangyanyudehaoqixinyeshiyufadeqianglie，tamenjiazushangjiushidaodoude，yidaidaidechuanchengxialai，keyishuoshizaiquanliyeshibijiaoyouyingxianglide，
ernengbeitayeyesuozunchongde，biranbuhuishishenmejiandanderen，
laozhetingzhetadehua，yeshiweiweiangshou，xuanjibianshikaikoujieshidao，
“shijinianqian，daodoujianghushijishangshibijiaohunluande，yeshibugoutuanjiede，queshaozhixu，
suoyineishihouyourenxiangyaozhengdunzheiyiqie，ranhoutuixuanchuyiweikeyilingdaosuoyoudaodoushilizhiren，
neiyici，zhenshifeichangdejilie，
gedajiazumenpai，jieshipaichuletamenzuiweiqianghanzhiren，
dantamensuiqiang，kedangshizhiyouyimingjieranyishendeqingnianqueshijiangtamenquanbutiaoxialeitai，
gengshidaolehoumian，yiyidibai！！
haofawusunzhenshequanchang！”
“woqu！！yiyidibai？？wodima！！zheideshishenmehenren！”
kangyanyuyuetingyueshijidong，naohaizhongshenzhishiyijingfuxianchuneiyifuhuamian，neixingengshizhujianzhireqilai，
erzheishihou，laozhequeshiweiweiyaotou，
“shenshouqianghan，jinjinshixuanbadebiaozhunzhiyi，danzuoweishilingdaodaodoujiazudebatou，neimezuibunengqueshaodejiushigezhongyingfujiguan，jiejueweixiandenengli，
erdangshicirengengshiyongkanchengshenhuqijidejiyipojielejiguanmensuobuzhixiadeqiulong，
yidurangjiguanmenzhangmenrenhuaiyishitameibuzhihao，danyuzhixiangbi，qiyusuoyouren，meiyourenheyigerenchenggongpojie！”
“younengda，younengpojiejiguan？tainitianleba！”
kangyanyushengshengdetunlekoutuomo，tahenshaoxiamu，danshiquguodejici，pengdaodemuzhongjiguan，dourangtabeijizhenzhenfaliang，
yaoxiangpojie，nandukeyishuoshijigao，
ergenghekuanghaishijiguanmenzhangmenrenbuxiade，nandubiranshigenggao！！
jiezhe，laozheyoushijixudeshuodao，
“zheixieni，douhaibuzhideguoduodejingya，dangshizaizhongzhongdetiaozhanguohou，neiqianbeiyeshichenggongdebeixuanzuolezongbatou，
womenyesuanshizhijieyanyonglexielingyipaidemingtou，
buguozhengtieryan，neiweiqianbeiyeshigengpeideshangbatouminghaode，
buguoni，yeshiqiaohe，dangshini，zaiguangxineibiandeshanzhongfashengleguaishi，silebushaoren，
erhoujingguodiaocha，xiamianyouyizuogumu，
dangshineixiedajiazuzhirendoutiyiyaoqutansuoyixia，
但前辈却拒绝了，”
“a？jujuele？weishenmea？”
康颜宇不解询问，
老者开口道，
“qianbeijujuedeliyouhenjiandan，tashuoneidifanghenweixian，quduoshaorendouhuisiduoshaoren，
danshineixiedajiazuderendoubuxinxie，juedezheijiushiyimianzhici，renweiqianbeiyoumeiquguo，zenmejiuxiazheiyangdedinglun，
suoyitamenbianshitoutouzuzhileyizhipangdaderenshoujinrutansuo，
tongxingdehaiyoudangshidechudaikaogudui，”
“houlaini？houlaini？”
kangyanyudehaoqixinchedidebeidiaoqilaile，erlaozheyeshiminleyikoucha，bingjixudao，
“sishangwushu，wudajiazujingruijinshuzhesun！”
“shenme？qianbeihaizhenshuoduilea？”
kangyanyuyizhen，taziranshiqingchuwudajiazuzhidejiushidaodouquanzilimingtouzuiweixiangliangdewugejiazu，ertamenkangjiashenzhishihaipaibushanghao，
“meicuo，qianbeibudanshuoduile，shenzhi.........”
laozheshuodaozheilideshihou，lianshangyeshiliuluchuleyizhibuzhudejingyang，
“shenzhitagushenyiren，shenruneiyizuogumu，jiejiulesuoyourendexingcunzhe！
eryeshizheiyizhan，rangtadediweilaobukepo！”
“我曹！！”
kangyanyuzhijieshibaolecukou，danchundejiyibipinbingbusuanshenme，zhenzhengdenenglihaidekanxiamu，
wudajiazuderenchadianquanjunfumei，jieguorenjiayigerendanqiangpimajiubatamenjijiule，
zheishilijianzhijiushijiangweidajile！！
taxiangdaozheili，youshijinghudao，
“dengdeng！！yeye，nigaibuhuishixiangshuozheisurennaiba，jiushineichuanshuozhongdezongbatouba？”
“应该不是，”
老者微微摇头，
“wodangnianyejinjinshiyouguojicideyimianzhiyuan，erhoulaigenjuchuanwenshuoshizongbatouzaiyiciweixiandegumutanxianzhongxishengle，zhiciyechengweidaodouxingdanglisuoyourendeyihan，”
“a，xishengle......”
kangyanyubuyoudeshiyouxiegankai，youxieyihan，tayesuanshibangedaodouxingdanglideren，
duiyuzheizhongchuanqirenwu，neixinzhongdechongjingyeshihenqiangliede，
“haole，zheizhongchennianwangshijiubieduoxiangle，”
laozheshuozhe，bianshipailepaitadejianbang，jiezhebianshizhuanshenliqu，zoushizuilihaibuwangniantaozhe，
“zhangdehaizhenshixianga！kexile，ruguoqianbeihaihuozhedehua，zhipashidaodouquanyaodizhenle！”
........
zhibojianhuamianshang，shenyudaizhezaizaihaiyouchenhuijixuchaoqianzouqu，
chenhuibenlaishixiangduoxiuxiyihuier，danshidangtingdaoshenyushuoneixuetengkeyibianbushugongli，yidanxiuxishijianguozhang，jiukenengbeiduifangchajuedao，congerzaiduxiji，
yitingzheihua，tadunshiyejiushishiqulexiuxidexiangfa，xunsukaishiganlu，
zhibuguotamenyixingrenzaizoulemeiduojiuhou，qianfangbianshichuxianleyixingzhuangbeizhengqi，xiedaiqingxingbuqiangdeanbaoxiaodui，
weishoudeanbaoxiaoduiduizhangbaojingyanglishengdao，
“什么人！！”
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