“码的！码的！！”
chenhuikouzhongnuma，bushidexianghoukanqu，quejianneiheixiazixiangshizaidoutawanyiyangde，shizhongshihetabaochiyidingdejuli，danshipianpianjiushimeiyouzhuishanglai，
meidangtahuitoudeshihou，douhuikandaoneiyishuangxinghongdemouzizaidingzheta，judadekouqibuduandeliutangxiatanlandekoushui，
忽然一下，
chenhuixiangdaoleyizhongkenengxing，
热菜？？
tashixiwangbulieyitoushentiyijingchedihuodongkaideliewu？？
靠！！
taxintouzaidunuma，jiaoxiadedongzuogengshimeiyousihaodejianhuan，ershigengjiaxunsudexiangqiankuangben，
tongshichenhuiyeshipingjiedaliangdehuwaishengcundejingyan，ranhoupanduanzheneiyitiaoludeshumushibijiaomijide，
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jibumaichubianyijingshizuanrudaolemilindangzhong，
zhibuguodangtajinrushi，houfangjiukaishixiangqileyourutuitujibandejudadongjing，
yikekeshuyicidechaozheliangpangdaoxia，shengshihaoda，zhujianshifachuhuixiang，
chenhuiliandouheile，genbenlaibujiduoxiangzaidujiasu！！
zuzushufenzhonghou，taqueshimengdikandaoqianmianshiyipianlangjiedeshulinhuamian，
“dengdeng！！！zheishenmeqingkuang？？”
chenhuiqingchudejidetashizhongshichaozhenanbianqupaode，
zenmehuidouleyigequanzizhihouraohuilaile？
henxianranzheixieshumudeduanliehenjidoushixianqiandeshihouneiheixiazisuozaochengde，
yigumomingdebuangankaishizaixintoubuduanfajiao，
tongshitayinyinyishidaoleyijianshiqing，
鬼打墙！！！
zhiqianshenyusuoshuodeguidaqiangshizhende，tabingbushizaiweiyansongting！！
他难道真的懂风水？
chenhuinaohaizhonggangmaochuzheiyangdeyigeniantou，bianshixunsudebeitasuofouding，
不不不！
zheizenmekeneng，shiyoubajiu，shitakanguomouxiegujishangmiandejizai，ranhoucailvedongde，
buguochenhuiyemeiyoutaiduodeshijianjixusicun，
yinweiheixiazizaidudezhuileshanglai！！
【haojiahuo！zheibojianzhijiushishendutiyana！shengsitaowang，zheibubineishenmemishitaotuo**！】
【diannancongshanjingquganjinkaipiaoba！biezangle！biezangle！！】
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yucitongshi，diannancongshanjingqudianhuazixunbu，
suizheweiboresoukaishifajiaozhihou，dadianhuazixunderenyeshizhixianshangsheng，
“shenme？teshuxiangmu？womenmeiyouteshuxiangmu，”
“......”
“bushi，xiansheng，womenzhenmeiyou，nilaileyemeiyonga！”
“......”
“喂？先生？”
leisidedianhuazixunyeshifeichangdeduo，meigerendadianhualaidoushijiandandewenyixia，zaidedao‘meiyouteshuxiangmu’dehuidahou，jiuhuiguoduandeshuotamenmashangyaolai，
ertamendejieshiyehenjiandan，shuomeiyou，neiyidingjiushiyou！！
yishijiandianhuazixunbude**jiemen，doushiyiliandemengbi，zhidaotamenkandaoleweiboresoushangjiweihuobaodeyiduanshipin，
shipinshangdechenhuifengkuangdetaotuoheixiazidezhuigan，
xianchangjirenkanzheshipin，dunshishilengzhule，
“dengdeng，womenjingqushenmeshihoukaizhanguozheizhongxiangmule？”
“buzhidaoa！nandaoshuozheishishenmeyinzangfuwu？”
“buhuiba？zhenyaoshiyoudehua，weishenmebuxianzhihuiwomena？”
“nimenshuoyoumeiyoukenengzhenshiheixiazi？”
suizhezuihoudeneiweidianhuajiexianyuanshuochuzheizhongkenengxinghou，zhongrenlianseyeshishunjiancangbaileqilai，
duiyudiannancongshandangzhongyisiyouheixiazichuxiandechuanwen，tamenyeshiyousuotingwende，
“woxianquzhaolingdaohuibaoyixiaqingkuang，”
yimingzhazhemaweibiandedianhuajiexianyuanshuochuzheifanhuahou，bianshizhunbeiqishen，
jieguo，zheishihoulingyiminggongzuorenyuanxunsuzhizhidao，
“dengdeng！！bieji！nixianlaikanzheili！”
jiezhetabianshijiangshenyuhezaizaide‘xingfen’jingtoujifanglechulai，
“ruguoshuozhenshiheixiazidehua，zheilianggerendefanyingxianranshifeichangdebuduijing！！
suoyiwocaice，zheishiyoubajiushiyijingzaikaifadanshihaimeiyouzhunbeihaogongbudeyigezhenshitiyanxiangmu，
zaijiashang，nimenbiewangle，chenhuibenshenjiushibeiqinglaijijingquxuanchuande！”
yifanhua，xianchangzhongnvjieshihuangrandawu，pinpindiantou，
“shuodemeicuoa，neizhaozheiyangshuoqilaidehua，gailvhaishihengaode！”
“shangmianzhisuoyibugaosuwomen，yeshixiangyaobianxiangdezhizaoyizhongzheishizhen‘heixiazi’deqingkuang？congeryinbaoredu？”
“zheizhongkenengxingbingbuxiao，bijingmuqianzheixinwenredudouyijingshichongdaoweiboresouqianjile！】
zheikeshipotiandeliulianga！”
..........
直播间画面上，
chenhuihaizaifengkuangdetaopao，zhibuguozhangshijiandekuangbenyijingshilingtajidudeshenxinpibei，tuijiaodoushiweiweidazhan，
danshineiheixiaziquexiangshitiliwuxianyibandehaizaibuduandezhuiganzhe，
“hu！！hu！！hu！！！”
chenhuibuduandetuntuzheqixi，yanshendoushiweiweiyouxiehuansan，
nandao，wojiuzheiyangdeyaoxishengzaizheililema？
taxinzhongnannanzhe，youqishidangtazaidudekandaoleqianmianneishumuqingdaodehuamianhou，juewangzhiganzhujiankaishiyongshangtadexintou，
鬼打墙！！
真的是鬼打墙！！
wufacongzheipianlinzhongtaozou，neijiugengwufacongheixiazideshouzhongtaoli！！
erzhei........jiushisiju！
danturan，chenhuixiaoleyisheng，
“he！！sijiusile，fanzhengwoyeshigujiaguaren，zuiqima，wohaijiuleliangtiaorenming！！”
takouzhongnuhou，jiezhebianshigangzhunbeitingbuzhuanshen，yingjiesiwangdedaolai，
jieguo，huitouhou，chenhuiqueshimengdifaxian，yuanxianyizhizaizhuizhetadeheixiaziyijingshibujianlezongji，
“嗯？熊呢？？”
chenhuichayidekanzhekongdangdangdehoufang，turanyigeniantoubianshiyongleshanglai，
‘nandaotaquzhaozaizaihetabale？zaogao！！’
........
“baba，nibushishuoxiongxiongwendaoweidaozhihoujiuhuiguolaima？zenmehaimeilaiya？”
zaizaiyilianwuliaodekanzheshenyuzhengzaibainongyizhongxiangxun，
而后者则是笑了笑，
“bieji，zheizhongxiangxunshizhuanmenyonglaiyoupianheixiazizheileishanyeshengwude，
suiranwomenkeyijiuzheiyanglikai，danshiheixiazidecunzai，duiyulaijingqulvyoudelvkelaishuoyehuishiyizhonghendadefengxian，”
“ng！！womenshizaizuohaoshini！”
zaizaiyonglidiantou，jiezhetabianshihuitoukandaoleyikeshuodadexiongtouhuanhuanconglinzhongtanchu，
“wa！！baba！zheixiongxiongdenaodaihaodaa！”
jinjiezhe，heixiazikouzhongtuchuyikouqihou，jingdezaizaiwuzhulekoubi，
“wuwuwu！baba，xiongxiongzuibahaochoua！”
“站远点，”
shenyutixingleju，jiezhebianshiyibumaichu，zhijiechaozheheixiazichongjierlai，
houzhejiaoweiyihuo，shenzhishiyouzhongxiangshimeixiangmingbaiweishenmeyizhineimexiaodechongzihuiyoudanzilaichongxiangta，
但下一秒，
shenyudeyiquanluodaoletadefubu，
砰！！！
chenmendeyiquan，querutongleitingwanjunyibandezaluo，
heixionglianshangyuanbenjiaoweizhengningdebiaoqing，gengshishunjianninggu，jiezhebianshiyaofachuaihaozhiyin，
zhibuguoyouyuzheiyiquansuodailaideliliangguoyupangda，daozhitatengdehoulongshayadouwufafachubandianshengyin，
danzheishihou，shenyuqueshitingxialedongzuo，bingchaozhezaizaikepudao，
“heixiazidewaipishifeichangjianyingde，xunchangdedaoqiangzhileidedoushimeiyoubanfaduitazhijiezaochengshanghaide，
danshiheixiazifubuzheiyikuai，shitadepi，zhiyaowomendeliliangzugou，jiangtadepijisui，neimejiexialaixiangyaoshasitayejianghuibiandefeichangderongyi！”
“哇哦！！！”
zaizaizuozaidishangrenzhentingjiang，
suihoushenyubianshiyouyiquanhuichu，
砰！！！
heixiazitongkongzhujianweiweishousuochengzhenmang，yiguyuanziyulinghunshenchuduisiwangdekongjugan，buduandezaitadenaohaidangzhonghuidang，
chuyukangjusiwangdebennengfanying，heixiazitaiqiletacuzhuangdelizhua，bingqingkezhijianjiuyaoluoxia，
kejiuzaizheishunjian，shenyuyoushiyiquanhuichu，zheiyicizhijiedaduanletadeyoushoushougu，
“zaizai，heixiazidezhuazililiangshifeichangpangdade，
yidanbeizazhongdehua，neikebushihaowandee！”
“babahaolihaie！！”
zaizaideyanzhongzhujiankaishifuxianchongbaideguangmang，
ershenyuyeshixiaolexiao，danzheishihouxitongdetishiyinhuranxiangqi，
【ding！gongxisuzhuchenggongkepu，huodejianglidashijigudailishiwenxianfanyinengli！】
？
shenyuyeshiweiweiyouxieleng，suihouyeshifanyingguolai，
suishuoxuyaokepudeshihegumuxiangguandeshiwucainenghuodejiangli，
danshizheiheixiaziyouyuzaizheidiannancongshandaideshijianhenjiule，yewanquankeyisuanzuoshigumudeyibufenle，
很合理！
suizhejianglidefafang，shenyuyinyinyouzhongganjue，xianzaidetaduiyugudailishigezhongdongxidefanyinenglidouyouzhejidachengdudetisheng，
erzheixiangnenglizaiciqiandeshihou，tashibucengyongyoude，
suoyi，zheidoushituolezaizaidefuqima？
shenyuwunaiyaotou，jiezhebianshixunsudezaiduhuichusanquan，jiejuediaozhandou，
扑通！
heixiazideshentizhongzhongshuaidaozaidi，
zaizaijianzhuang，xunsushangqian，
“baba！kuaibangzaizaipaizhao！kuaiya！！”
“？”
shenyuzuijiaoweichou，xinshuoyibandexiaohaizikandaozheizhongcunzaidouhuibeiheku，yejiuzaizaihuiyilianxingfenle，
tajiaoweiwunaidequchushoujibingpaileyizhangzhaopian，
jiezhezaizaibianshixingfendedao，
“kuai！baba，jizaizaikankan！kuai！”
“给你给你，”
shenyulikejiangshoujidileguoqu，
erzaizaiyibiankanzhezhaopianyibianziliandiantoubiaoshizheixiaoguniangtaipiaoliangtaikeaile，
jiezhetabianshiyanjishoukuaizhijiejiyangmifaleguoqu，
“ng！neimekeaidezhaopianzenmenengbujimamakanni！！”
“？”
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