zhurengongjiaoyeqiuyinlengyuedexiaoshuojiaozuo《wangpaitieshenhuwei》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshichenhusuobianxiededoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：tezhanbingwangjieshoujuemirenwu，baohuchaojimeinvweihunqizongcai，gangdaomudedi，jiuxianxiebeimubiaorenwuhaochezhuangsi……...
mingyuejituanbushixiaodaxiaonaodexiaochanye，neishishangjiangshizhimingdedagongsi。rujinmingyuejituanshoudaoqiaozhalesuozenmeban？ruguochulibuhao，yingxiangshibihuihenhuai。
keneibagexiaohunhunhoumianyeyouren，suiranliguochengshiyigejingcha，buyinggaiweijuheishilicaidui。danrenhuoyishinanengzhendedushanqishen？jiusuantaliguochengbinggongzhifa，neitadeshangsini？shangsideshangsini？
huitouhaishihuiyourenbadianhuadadaozijizheililai，qianliangcibuyeshizheiyangma？
keshijintianyuqianliangcibutonga，qianliangcimingyuejituanmeiyounachuzhengju，neixiexiaohunhunwufeishiraoluangonggongzhixu，guanjitianyisiyisiyejiuxingle。danzheiyicizhengjujiuzaiyanqian，zaishouzhong……
henmingxianbunengzaixiangyiqianneiyangchulile。zhishidaodigaizenmezuo，liguochengyishiyenabudingzhuyi，yinweitagenbenjiuzuobulezheigezhu。jiusuantaxianzaixialejueding，henkuaiyehuibeitadeshangsi，tashangsideshangsituifan。
zhoumeisisuolepianke，liguochengdao：“kougongzuowanlemeiyou，xianbatamenjigesongdaoyiyuanliqu。zaizheilanghaodenaoren。”
bagexiaohunhunhenkuaibeijingchasongzoule，tingneishengxiayeqiu、yinlengyuehaizai。
“yexiansheng，yinzong，zheifenshipinheluyinjingjuxuyaobeifenyifen。”liguochengshuo。
yinlengyuezhidaozheishibixuyaozoudechengxu，diantoubiaoshitongyi。
liguochengqubeifenluyinle，yizhuanyanlanqingyoubaozhenaichaliuleguolai，taxianchongzheyeqiutuletushetou，ranhouxiaoshengdao：“yeqiu，gennishanglianggeshibei。”
yeqiuyileng，zheijipinxiaomumayoushenmeshigenzijishuo？
“什么事？”
“nigongfuneimehao，laiwomenjingjudangxiejingbei。yihouwozhaozheni，zanmenlianggeyiqixunluo，kanjianbushunyandejiu……bushi，kanjianweifafanzuideshijiuyitongbaozou，ranhouzailadaojuziliqingtahecha。haobuhao？nikannidanglexiejingyihou，zaiyemeiyourenganqifunile。xixi，wofaxianwotaicongmingle，zheigexiangfazhendehenhaoye。”lanqingdeyidao。
叶秋无语。
尹冷月也很无语！
qingwenzheiweijipinjingguan，niyaowajiedeqiangjiao，jingguojietongyilema？
“zenme？nibushuohuajiushimorenge？”lanqingzhayanshuo。
yeqiuhedelianmangyaotou，xindaonikaishenmewanxiao，getangtangqianlongzongjiaoguanjinidangxiejing？gelaishangjiangshiyourenwudehaoba，renwudaihaoqianlong，baomidengjijuemini。
“e，woyougongzuole。xiexienidehaoyi。”yeqiujujueshuo。
lanqingbuyiweiyidedao：“zheiyoushenmeya，yougongzuokeyicileya。niyaobuhaoyisikaikou，nijiwoshuonizainajiagongsishangban，wotiniqucizhi。”
yeqiumantouheixian，xinxiangxiaomumanidezhishangni，wolaobanjiuzaiwoshenbianzuozhe，nineimedadeyanjingmeikanjiana？
yinlengyuediyicichangshilebeirenwushideganjue，ganjuebuzenmehao。
“nizheishishenmeyanshen？kuaishuohaobuhaoma，nikanwomenlianggeduodapeiya，ruguonidangxiejing，womenyidinghuichengweijingjuzuihaozuihaodedadangde。erqie，wokeyimeitianjininaichahee。”lanqingjixuyouhuoshuo。
yeqiukanlekanshouzhongdecaomeiweinaicha，yuqichenzhongdedao：“qishi，woxihuanzuohaoshibuliuming。”
“wa，zhenghaowoyexihuanzuohaoshibuliumingye。womenyihoudajizuifankeyibuliumingzia。”lanqingliangyandoushixiaoxingxing，sihuyijingkandaoleweilaidemouyitian，tayuyeqiuzhangjianzouzaidajieshang，hanfengchuiqiyijiao，suoyoubufafenziwenfengertao……
“小母马……”
“ng？shenmexiaomuma？”
“keke，meishenme。wohuranxiangqilexuanzhuandexiaomuma。”yeqiulaolianganga。
“e，woyexihuanxiaomuma。gaitianwoqingniqi。”lanqingshunleyikounaicha，moyangkeaideshuo。
niqingwoqixiaomuma？yeqiunaozhonghuranchuxianleyigexiangyanwanfendehuamian……
“keke，lanjingguan，woxiang。”
“叫我蓝蓝。”
“haoba，lanlanjingguan，woxiangshuodebushixiaomuma，ershiwobushihedangxiejing，bingqiewoyehenxihuanxianzaidegongzuo，suoyixiexienile。haiyou，yihounihaishijinliangshaokandianwuxiaxiaoshuobijiaohao。”yeqiushuo。
“yi，nizenmezhidaowoxihuanwuxiaxiaoshuo？niyexihuanma？nishuoshuonizuixihuannagemenpai，naxiewugongzhaoshi。”lanqingxingfendao。
叶秋：“……”
meifagoutong，wanquanmeifagoutong！zheiyatoudesiweiluojiwanquanbushizhengchangren，huashuowogennishuoleneimeduo，zhongdianshiwuxiaxiaoshuoma？shiwuxiaxiaoshuoma，qin！！！
“yeqiu，nizenmele？nidebiaoqingkanshangquhaowunaie。”
叶秋：“……”
haihaohenkuailiguochengbeifenhaoleshipinheluyin，yeqiujieguoshouji，ganjinyiliuyancuanchulejingju。zhitingshenhoulanqinghandao：“yeqiu，wodedianhuashi133……nixianghaolejiwodadianhuaya，wozhendejuedenihaoshihedangxiejingni。yaobu，yaobunidangjingcha，wodangxiejinghaobuhao？”
“噗哧。”
heisedeluhucheshang，kanzheyeqiurutongjianlelaohusidepapabiaoqing，yinlengyuepuchiyishengxiaolechulai。zheijiahuo，mianduibagexiaohunhunshiyemeizheimehaipa，xianzaijingransongle。yuanlainideruodianshizheigeya，hengheng。
buguoxiangxiangneiweijiaolanqingdejingguan，yinlengyuezijidourenbuzhuyizhenyaotou。taquexin，neiyatoudeshenfenyidingbujiandan，zuiqimazaishangjiangshijingjuneiyourenzhaozheta，buranyitadexinggehezhishang……tanengdangdelejingcha？kongpaguidoubuxin。
“henhaoxiaoma？”yeqiuyumendebaileyinlengyueyiyan，deyideshuo：“kanjianmeiyou，wobingbushizhaobudaogongzuo，wodejiazhihendani，jinidangsijinijingranhaibuyao？”
yinlengyuexianglexiang，zuotianyelishiyeqiubangzijijielewei，jintianxiaohunhundeshiyeshiyeqiubangmangjiejuede，zicongtachengweilezijidesiji，haoxiangzijidehaoyunyegenzhelaile。
nandaotabushitianshaguxing，shiyiyuanfujiang？
“zaixiangshenmeni？jiwojiagongzia！”yeqiuyoushuo。
yinlengyuelenglengbailetayiyan，“wozaixiangyaobuyaojieguni，rangniqudangxiejing。”
“ni，guohechaiqiao！”yeqiuyumen。
niruguoshiyizuoqiao，yeshiyizuolanmutouqiao！yinlengyuexinliandao，zuishangqueshimeiyoushuohua，yanshenkanzhechuangwai，buzhidaozaixiangxieshenme，shensebingmeiyouyinweigongdideshibeijiejueeryousuoyukuai。
cheziyiluxiangqianqianxing，ranerguolesangelukouzhihou，yeqiuhuranzhouqilemei。
houmianyiliangheisedazhongpasate，congjingjukaishihaoxiangyizhidouzaigenzheziji。zijibeidingshaole？haishiyourenxiangduiyinlengyuebuli？
heng，zheimezaojiuluchushuimianlema？
yeqiuxinlilengheng，kaikoutixingdao：“zhuawenle，woyaojiasule！”
yinlengyueyizheng，haimeifanyingguolai，huranzhitingluhufachuyishengfennudepaoxiao，ranhouyiguqiangyoulidetuibeiganchuanlai，tazhenggerenchaneijianbeihenhenpaizaileyibeishang，chesuxunsutisheng。
“niganshenmeni，shiquneibuzhunkaizheimekuai！”yinlengyueyijing，lianmangzhuazhulefushoulihe。
“houmiankenengyourenzaigenzong。”yeqiujieshidao。
genzong？yinlengyuedelianseshuayixialenglexialai。
yeqiupiaoleyiyanhoushijing，jiandaozijijiasuyihou，houmiandepasateyegenzhejiasu，zheishikeyikendingneiliangpasatejiushizaigenzongzijiwuyile。
heng，laozidaoyaokankannimenshihefangyaomo！
rucixiangzhe，yeqiusudubujiandeyiluxiangqiankuangbiao，haihaozheishicaizhongwu10dianduo，daduoshurendouzaishangban，lushangcheliuxishao。
yiluxiangqianchongchuleliangtiaojie，yeqiuyanjiaoyuguangturansaodaoyigekaifangshidixiatingchechang，yushitashoubeimengdeyishuaifangxiangpan，heiselukoushunjianzaigonglushanghengleguolai，yiyigejiqikuazhangdeshuaiweichongzhetingchechangerqu。
“a！”yinlengyuehedeyishengjianjiao，suirantajilixiangyaobaochidanding，danjinzhang**deqingxuquegenbenwufakongzhi。
后方，帕萨特内。
“made，beitafaxianle！zhuishangqu，buyaorangtashuaidiaowomen！”
“heihei，wodejishunijiufangxinba。nenggoushuaidiaowoderenhaimeichushengni。”
shuohuajian，heisepasateturanyeshiyigeshuaiwei，ranhougenzhejinledixiatingchechang。
youyutingchechangshilianggechukou，suoyitamenyaoxiangjixugenzheluhu，burangluhupaodiao，neijiuzhinenggenjintingchechang。
daoletingchechangyihou，heiseluhuguoranzaixianglingyigefangxiangjichi。
“heng，paoba，jinqingdepaoba。wojiubuxinninengshuaidiaowo。”kaichedeqingnianshuo。jiezhetahuayingangluo，zhijianqianfangdeheiseluhuturantinglexialai。
“**，tamentingle！”
“ri，zheixiaozixiangganshenme，genwomenyingpinma？”kaichedesijijiweibuxiedeshuo。
yanjianheiseluhutingxia，sijiyeshiyigepiaoliangdechachejiangchetinglexialai，buguotamenbingmeiyouzhejixiache，bijingtamenshigaogenzongderen。beirenfaxianjiuyijinghenbuhaole，ruguohaizhudongxiachechengrenzijideshenfen，neijiugengbuhaole。
keshitamenbuxiache，luhuneiyeqiuquezoulexialai，ranhouyingzhetamendechezibijin。
“made，zanmenzenmeban？”yigegenzongderenshuo。
“heng，kankantaxiangganshenme。ruguotaganyinglai，laozibujieyirangtazhidaoshenmejiaolihai。”sijilengxiaoshuo。
sijixiaoshihoushangguojinianwuxiao，xueguowu，hennengda，suoyitayizhirenweizijishigegaoshou！jiuxiangxiaoshuolidezhujiaoyiyang！
yeqiuyuezouyuejin，henkuaizhandaolepasatecheqian，touguoqiandangfengbolikanzhecheneidelianggejiahuo，yeqiuchongzheliangrengoulegoushouzhi。
“woca，tahaizhenyiweizijihenniubia？wozheibaopiqi！”sijiyanjianyeqiuruciqingmieziji，jianzhishikerenshubukeren，tadakaichemenchengdezuanlechulai，lihoudao：“xiaozi，nitemezhaosia！”
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