“lengyue，zheishizuihouyibei，hewanlewosongnihuijia。”chenjiangkunxiaodexianggegaomingdelieren，zhengyanzhengzhengkanzheliewutiaoruwangzhong。
yinlengyueyixinzhejihuijia，suiranxianzaitayijingyouxietounaobuqingle，buguotahaiyouzuihouyisilizhi，tayeqingchuchenjiangkunxiangbazijiguanzuihoudexinsi，buguotabinghaipa，yinweitajintiandailesiji。
hewanzheibei，tahuiyongzuihouyisilizhizouchubaoxiang，ranhourangsijidaizijihuijia。
“gongdideshijiumafanchenshaobangmangle。”yinlengyuezaicidaoxiehouyangtoujiangzuihouyibeijiuheguang，jiezhexunsuqishenjiuyaolikai。zhishitahelebushaojiu，qishenyoumeng，huranjuedetounaoyizhenxuanyun，zhenggerendoukaishiyaohuangqilai。
“lengyue，lengyue！”chenjiangkunyanjishoukuai，qiangxianyibuzaiyinlengyueshuaidaozhiqianzhuazhuletadeshoubei。rushouyipianguanghuaxini，xiangzuihaodesichou，xiangwenrundeyu……
xixiganshouzhezhangxinchuanlaidechugan，chenjiangkunxinqingjidang，nainaide，zhongyuyaodaoshoule！kanlaizaiduodexianhuayuzhuiqiu，doubibushangjiujinglaidekuaia。
xiangzheyihuierzijikeyiqingsongdebatafangdaozaichuangshang，siyifumopinchangtadeshenti，ranhouyiyefengliu，mingtianzijikeyishuozuotiandouheduole，shizaishibaoqian，buguolengyuenifangxin，woshiyidinghuiduinifuzede。erzuizhongdejieguojiushiyinlengyuehemingyuejituandouguaiguailuoruzijidezhangxin。
ruciyijuliangdededahaojihui，shizaishi……chenjiangkunxiangdaojidongchu，buyoudeyizhiji，cishizaikanyinlengyuefeihongdelianjia，baomanzhanfangdexiongfu，tazhijuetineiyizhenzaore，zaiyewufarenshouzheizhongyouhuo，naodaixiangqianyiyajiuyaoshenqingdewenxiaqu。
“chenshao，woheduole，yaohuijia。”guanjianshike，yinlengyueyongzuihouyisilizhichengzhulechenjiangkundeshenti。
chenjiangkunmeiyoudecheng，yushixiongzhongdehuoyanyuelaiyuewang，tamengdeyibabaozhuyinlengyue，pobujidaidedao：“lengyue，niheduolehaizenmehuijia。woxihuanni，wozhendehenxihuanni，jintianwomenjiuzaizheiliguoyeba。”
yibianshuo，chenjiangkunyibianlouzheyinlengyuechaozhebaoxiangneizouqu。
dizihaobaoxiang，zhisuoyishidijinghuisuodingjidebaoxiang，bingbushiyinweitadaiyouyige“di”zi。zhenggebaoxiangdezhuangxiushehuashiqici，zuizhongyaodeshitapeitaosheshijiweiwanmei，wanshan。
baoxiangneiyoukeyigongkerenyongguocanhoudeyulesheshi，ziranyeyoubuzhiyitaodepeitaokefang。zhenggebaoxiangkeyishuozhanjulezuzuyicenglou，dangranyaoyoudedouyou，bugaiyoudeyeyou。
“chenshao，qingzizhong，woyaohuijia。wobutongyi。”yinlengyuezhengzhazhexiangyaotuoshen，zhishitabenjiushigenvren，hekuangxianzaiyijingzuijiu，nalizhengdeguochenjiangkun。
chenjiangkunyijingsexinchongtou，hunshenrexuepengpai，zheigeshihoudenanrenjiuxiangshiyeshou，chongmanlewuqiongwujindeliliang。
chenjiangkunsisibaozheyinlengyuebusongshou，zaiyemeiyoulewenweneryadewaibiao，cishidetajiuxiangyigesezhongegui，jiqiedao：“lengyue，nizhidaowodexinyide，nigenlewoyoushenmebuhao。jintianwanshangnibunengzou，niyidingbunengzou。nishiwode，yongyuandoushiwode。”
shuohuajian，chenjiangkunyijingbaozheyinlengyuedaolejintiezheyongcanbaoxiangdekgeting，zheishixiangyaozoudaowoshihaiyouyiduanjuli，kechenjiangkunyijingdengbujile。
ruyanchuzhenghaoyouyipaishafa，chenjiangkunshuangmouyihong，mengdebaozheyinlengyueyadaoxiangshafa，ranhouxunsufanshenjiangyinlengyueyazaileshenxia……
“砰砰！”
jiuzaichenjiangkunyijingjianzaixianshangbudebufadeshike，baoxiangmenxiangleliangshenghoubeirentuikaile，ranhouyigerenzoulejinlai。yiyankanjianbaoxiangneimeiren，yeqiuzhouleyixiameitou。
woca，neigefengnvrenbuhuizhendebeirenguanzuitumoubuguileba？ri，zenmeshuotayeshigemingyishangdeweihunqi，suirangemeixiangguoyaoyutajiehun，danyebunengrangbierenwalelaoziqiangjiaoa。
tmd，sheichilexiongxinbaozidan。xinzhonganma，zheishiyeqiuhurantingdaolelingyigefangjianlichuanlaideshengyin。
“chenjiangkun，ni……nigan，kuaifangkaiwo，kuaifangkaiwo！”
是那疯女人！
yeqiuyijing，lianmangchongleguoqu。ranhoujiujianyinlengyuezhengbeirenyazaishafashang，pinminghuiwuzheliangtiaoyucongbandeshoubeizuozuihoudedidang，erzaitashenshangdenanrenzhengshituzhuazhuyinlengyuedeshuangshou……
尼玛！找死！
yeqiushuangmouyihan，shenshouzhuazhunanrendeyiling，henhendexianghouyishuai！
“砰！”
yishengmenxiang，chenjiangkuntiezheqiangbihualexialai。haihaoqiangbiweilegeyinzuoleruanbaochuli，fouzezheiyixiatajiudetoupoxueliu。
zhengrexuechongtou，yankanhaoshijiangchengdechenjiangkunwanquanmeiliaodaojingranhuiyourendaduanziji，erqiebahaizijixiangrenglajiyiyangshuailechuqu，tazaodongdexiongkoulikeyouyituanxiongxionghuoyanzairanshao。
“nitmdshishei？nizhaosia！”chenjiangkuncongdishangpaqilainuhe。
yeqiumeilihuichenjiangkun，jiangyinlengyuecongshafashangfuqilai，yuqiyumendeshuo：“yinzong，womengaizoule，nihaiyouyigehuiyaokai。”
yinlengyuezuijiudedanaoyinweishoudaochenjiangkunjinghedeyuanguzanshiqingxinglebushao，kandaolairenshiyeqiu，taanansonglekouqi。zhishizhuannianyixiang，zheijiahuoshuodeshishenmea，tanaoziliyoukengba？jiusuanshitouzhu，yebuhuizhaochuzheimeyigetizijijieweidejiekouba。niyebukankanzheidoujidianle，haikaihui？
yinlengyuewuyu，buguohaozaixianzaiyouyeqiuzai，xiangxinchenjiangkunyebuganluanlaile。
“kaihui？nitmpianguini？xianzaikaideshishenmehui？”chenjiangkunlengxiao。
yeqiuniutou，dandandeshuo：“jiatinghuiyi，niguandezhema？”
chenjiangkunshensezhoubian，jiatinghuiyi？zheixiaozijingrangenyinlengyuekaijiatinghuiyi？zheixiaozigenyinlengyueshishenmeguanxi？
“lengyue，tashishei？”chenjiangkunmianseyinchen，yuqiyebinglenglexialai。
yinlengyueyanedekanlechenjiangkunyiyan，niutouchongyeqiudao：“yeqiu，womenzou。”
“xiangzou？xianjiaodaiqingchulezaishuo。”chenjiangkunshentiyiheng，dangzhuleliangrendequlu。
yeqiuzhoumei，lenglengdao：“chenjiangkun，nixiangganshenme？”
chenjiangkunlengxiaodao：“womeixiangganshenme。lengyue，jintiandeshiduibuqi，wochengrenshiwodecuo，woheduole，zheijianshiwogaitianzaixiangnidaoqian。buguota，tadaodishinishenmeren？wozhuinizhuileneimejiunidoubutongyi，nandaojiushiyinweita？”
“nixiangduole，tazhishiwodesiji。erqieshijintiangangshangban。”yinlengyuejinzhouzhemeitou，youyuleliangmiaohoujieshidao。
“shenme？”chenjiangkunyileng，buganxiangxin，“siji？haha，nishuotashinidesiji？xianzaiyigesijiyeganzheimechangkuangle，lianwodeshidouganguan？”
yeqiupiezui，“guanni？woyoubushinidie，laozicailandeguanni。”
chenjiangkunlianpangzhanghong，nuhedao：“xiaozi，nishuoshenme？”
yeqiulengxiao，“niyanxiahaishierlong？woshuolewobushinidie，nixiangzhaonidiejiuganjinhuijiaqu，meitingshuoguohaogoubudangdaoma？”
“haha！”chenjiangkunnuqifanxiao，“xiaozi，nihenyouyongqi。buguowoxiwangninengmingbainidaodireshangleshenmemafan。”
yeqiuzhengxiangjixukaikou，yinlengyuequechelechetadeshoubei，shiyitabuyaozaishuo。
yeqiumingbaileyinlengyuedeyisi，zhishimeiyoulihui，yirankaikou，shifenbuxiedeshuo：“laozizuibishinizheizhongren，mingmingqideyaosiquehaiyaozhuangsiwenren，lianjuzanghuadoubuganshuo。nihenxiangmawoduibudui？laozijiaojiaonizenmemaren，woqunimalagebi！！！”
“md，nizhaosi！”chenjiangkunmianmuzhengning，muziyulie。xiangtatangtangchenxingjituanshaozhu，zaishangjiangshisheiganbujitajifenbomian？tacongxiaodaodajiumeitingrenganzheimemaguoziji，eryanqianzheixiaozibudanjiaolezijidehaoshi，jingranhaigandangzheyinlengyuedemianbatamadegouxuelintou！youcikexiang，taxinzhongdefennushiruheruhekuangbao。
zhishimianduitadekuangbao，yeqiuquejiqingmiaodanxiedeshuo：“fanlaifuqujiuzheiyiju，nitmyiweijiupingyizhangzuihainengbalaozishuosibucheng？landelini。”
yibianshuo，yeqiuyibianzouzaiyinlengyueqianmiantiyinlengyuekaikou，chenjiangkunfenhaoburang，chongzhemenwainuhoudao：“nimenlianggejiwogunjinlai。”
baoxiangwaiyouchenjiangkundelianggebaobiao，zheishitaweileshixianburangrendaraozijidehaoshiteyianpaide。tadelianggebaobiaogongfuhenbucuo，suoyiyanqianzheixiaoziyidinghuisidehencan。
md，laoziyaojiaotazhidaoshenmejiaoshengburusi！
chenjiangkunrucixiangzhe，ranhoutajiutingdaoleyeqiudehua，“nitm**a，laozijiranzaizheili，nideneiliangtiaokanmengouhainengxingzhe？zheimemingxiandeshishidoukanbumingbai，nizhangnaoziyougepiyong！”
huayinluoxia，chenjiangkunzhenjingdehaimeifanyingguolai，zhijueyizhidashouyijingzaiyanqianxunsuwuxianfangda，ranhoutaganjuezijideshentixiangluoyeyiyang，shunjianbeikuangfengsaodaoleyipang。
“砰！”
yishengmenxiang，tazaicihenhenzhuangzaileqiangbishang。
“doushuolehaogoubudangdao，nitmtingbudongrenhuaa！”yeqiudeshengyinchuanlai。
“**，ni……”chenjiangkunzhongyurenwukerendechedibaofale，zaiyebuweizhuangshenmesiwenrenle，kai**cudao。zhishitadehuahaimeihanwan，yeqiuyuyinlengyueyijingzouchulebaoxiang，wanquanwushileta。
**尼玛！
嘭！
chenjiangkunnubukejie，henhenyijiaochongzheshenbiandedongxichuaileguoqu，jieguofangmenpengyishenghenhenzhuangzaileqiangshang，ranhouyouxunsufandanlehuilai，zhitingyoupengdeyisheng……chenjiangkunbeifangmenhenhendepaizailedishang，etoushangyigedabaoxunsuguleqilai！
aaa！！！tayaofengle！
……
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heisedeluhubenchizaigonglushang，daoluliangpangdeyejingfeikuaichetui，yinlengyuedaidaidekanzhechuangwai，shensebinghan，buzhidaozaixiangxieshenme。
“gangcainiweishenmebubawonachulaidangdangjianpai？”yeqiukaikouwen。
zhiqianyinlengyuewanquankeyishuoyeqiushitadenanpengyou，zheiyangjiuyongyuandujuelechenjiangkunduitadesaorao。zhishitabingmeiyouneimezuo，nandaoshijuedetabugouzige？
“nibugouzige。”yinlengyuetouyebuhuideshuo。
kao！yeqiuyumen，zheiyetaizhijieleba。lingwainizhibuzhidaogeshitangtangqianlongzongjiaoguan，niganshuowobugouzige？haoba，nidequebuzhidao。
xiaoxiaoyumenleyiba，yeqiukaikoushuo：“nishishuowobugouzigedangninanpengyou，haishishuowobugouzigedangnidedangjianpai？”
yinlengyueyiranzhijiedao：“doubugouzige。”
ririri！yeqiukuangyumen，geganmazijijizijizhaobutongkuaia，zhidaotashizheigexingzi，gejiubuyinggaigentashuohua。
buguoxiangxiangzaineizhongqingkuangxia，zheifengnvrenhainengweizijizhexiang，benxingdaoyemeixiangxiangzhongneimeelie。tashipawozaodaobaofua，keshitayebuxiangxianggeshishenmeren？gehuihaipa？haoba，gejiushitayisiji，zuiqimatazhidaodejiuzheixie。
lianggerendoubuzaishuohua，chexiangneideqifenjianjianbiandeyouxieyayi。
piankehou，yinlengyuejingranxiankaikoudao：“niweishenmebushuohua？”
“woyoubushishounvekuang，meishixihuanbierendajiziji。”
尹冷月：“……”
“xiexieni。”yinlengyueshuo。
“bukeqi。”yeqiushuo。
“你会功夫？”
“我当过兵。”
“nigangcaimadetainantingle。”
“wohaimeimaguoyinni。”
“他会报复你的。”
“wojiaoletadehaoshi，bumata，tayehuibaofuwode。”
“wojiniqian，nimingtianlikaishangjiangba。”
“dangtaobingshikechide。”
“nidaodishishenmeren？”
“我是你的司机。”