doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《wopingyishumingzhentianxia》，jinqidianjilvfeichanggao，jiangshuzhujiaoguqingsujindeaiqinggushi，shizuozhe“nitu”dadasuozhu，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：“guqing，zheizhongchangheyeshininenglaide？”yanghanmozhuantoukanxiangguqing，kouqichongmanqiangshi，jinhushixiangzaisonghongyanmianqiandayaguqing，cong……
chaneijian，zhenggecanguanquanbubeineixiejichedangdekoushaoshenghuanrao。
tamenyigegeqizuibashe，duiguqingwubibishi。
zaizheiqijian，ouchengjizhijielinzheguqingyiling，batazhuaidaolecanguanzuixianyandeweizhi。
budebuchengren，ouchengjideliqihenda。
chadianjiubaguqingshuaifeichuqu。
suihou，ouchengjisongkaishoubei，rangguqingzhanzaineili。
tayangqijiaoaodezuijiao，jiuxiangwufahandongdediaosuzhanzaineili，zhilezhizijixiongkou，chaoxiaodao：“zheiyangba，bieshuowobujinijihui，nidawoyiquan，yaoshiwodongyixia，jiusuanwoshule！nidenvrenwobuyao，liujinizijixiangyong，zenmeyang？”
taxianglexiang，buchongdao：“wohaikeyijiniguixia，jiaoyeye！”
顾清淡淡一笑。
xinzhongyituannuhuozhengbuzhidaowangnafaxie，juranjiuyourenzhudongsongshangmenlai。
“niquedingrangwodayiquan？”guqingshuodao。
“想的挺美啊？”
ouchengjishuangmoumanshiyeyuzhise，shuodao：“niyaoshibunengrangwozhouyixiameitou，neijiubieguaiwowuqing！”
“youdianyisi！”guqingdandandao。
tayuanbenbuxianggenzheixielanrenjiuchan，keouchengjipianpianbukaiyan。
jiranyourenzhudongyaoqiuaizou，neiguqinghaiyoushenmekegujide？
ouchengjibuxiezhuanshen，xiangzaitabaishilaimingxiongdimianqianhaohaoxuanyaoyifan。
jieguo，tazheiyizhuanshen，jiujiandaolezuozaiyibiandesonghongyan。
songhongyansuiranmianronglengao，jirenyizhongjurenyuqianlizhiwaideganjue。
dantapifusaixue，yizhangedanlian，wushiwukedouzaiquanshizhedongfangnvxingteyoudemeigan。
youqishitaaorandexiongkou，ruoyinruoxian，rangrenjinkanyiyanjiufuxianglianpian。
yingyingyiwodexiaomanyao，gengxiantaaotuyouzhideshencai。
neishuangxiuzhang、wanmeidedazhangtui，xianxianyuzu，dourangouchengjiyanqianyiliang，youzhongxiangyaozuoyongmeirenruhuaidechongdong。
也不知道是怎么的。
zuojichedangzheimejiu，tahaiconglaimeiduinagenvrenyouguozheizhongchongdong。
songhongyanshiweiyiyigenengrangtapengranxindongdenvren。
tazuijiaogouqihuaixiao，yigezhuyi，dunshiyongshangxintou。
“haiyou，nidexiaoniu，yaopeiwoshuiyiwan！”ouchengjixiangdaozheixie，buchongdao。
“什么？”
songhongyanyiting，liansenankanzhiji。
takeshisongjiaqianjin，zheixiejichedangjuranyouyanbushijinxiangyu，ganzaitadetoushangdongtu？
buguo，tabingmeiyouzhijiebiaoxianchulai，ershijiangmuguangkanxiangguqing。
sihuhenxiangzhidao，jiexialaizheiweiguxiansheng，jianghuizuochuhezhongjudong。
“zheige……”guqingyaoleyaotou，“wobuxihuanweibeifunvyiyuan，zheizhongshiqing，niyinggaiquwenta！”
shuowan，guqingkanxiangsonghongyan，dao：“songxiaojie，ruguowoshule，nikeyaozuohaodasuan。”
yitingguqingdehua，songhongyanyikexinshunjianyouzhongbeirensiliedeganjue。
jiuxiangshiyouyishuangdashou，qiaoranshenjintadexinfang，zailimianmosuobanshang，zuihoucaisuodingmubiao，erhouhenhenyinie……xianxuelinli、burenzhishi。
zhei！jiushinengrangfuqingaokanyiyanderen，guanjianshikejuranbatarengchuquzuodangjianpai？
失望！
songhongyanshunjianduizheiweiyanqiandeguxiansheng，shiwangzhiji！
ouchengjizheibian，kanzhesonghongyantanlandiyanleyankoushui，tajinhuyijingxianghaole，jinwanyaoruhexiangshouyanqiandexiaoniu。
yushi，budengsonghongyankaikou，tabianzhijiedaduandao：“neijiuyoubudetale！”
tahuayinluoxia，songkaiguqing，yongzheyizhongwubitiaoxindeyanshenkanxiangta。
neigouqidezuijiao，zuyikanchutaduiguqingdeqingmiechengdu。
haosigenbenjiumeibaguqingfangzaiyanli！
songhongyanshizaikanbuxiaqu，qishenlaidaoouchengjishenbian，shuodao：“woshisongjiaqianjinsonghongyan，zheiweiguxianshengshiwodepengyou，ruguoninengkanzaisongjiamianzi，fangwomenyima，jianglaisongjia……”
songjiazaijiangchengdequeshishangjiejutou，yedequehenniu。
kejiangchengxingsongdehenduo……
ouchengjiguangxiangzhewanshangruhexiangshou，nalihaigudeshangshinagesongjia？
jixiaodidiqugeyanshen，jiuyouliangmingxiaodishangqian，zhijiejiangsonghongyanlachedaoleyibian。
然而……
ouchengjizhisuoyinengrucixiaozhangbahu。
neishiyinweitayeyougehenniubidelaoba！
oujiazaijiangchengdiweijuzuqingzhong，suiranbubisujia，danjueduishiduoduojiaodounenghuangsanhuangderenwu。
ertazhisuoyinengzheimefangdangbuji、xiaozhangbahu，wanquanshiyinweibeihouyoutalaozichengyao。
zhiyujichedang，chunshushitadeyigepihao！
tajiushixihuanzuozheizhongxiaozhangbahu、bukeyishidegongzige。
zhiyouzheiyang，tacainengmanzubaopengdeyuwang，xunzhaodao**de**！
“xiaoniu，guaiguaizuozaizheili，dengzhewanshangbeiwomendagechongxing！”
“nengbeiwomendagechongxing，neishinidefuqi！”
“zhenxiangzhidaonibishangyanjing，tangzaineilishishenmeyangzi？”
suyingxiabeineixiexiaodianzhe，zhinengzuozaiyibian，tongshisikaoyaobuyaoqiujiu。
“kanjianlema，xiaozi？”
ouchengjishenchudamuzhi，bilegedaozhi，buxiedao：“neijiukaishiba！yaoshininengdadaowo，zheigexiaoniuguini，wolikefangnizou，jueduibunanweini。
danyaoshinishule，neijinwanjiuderangzheigexiaoniupeiwo！”
ouchengjishuowan，yangtoukuangxiaobuzhi。
tajiaobuweiweizhangkai，zhenggerenqichangquankai，zhigaoqiang！
fangfoneizundiaoxianghuoleyiban，huotuotuoyigehunshimowang！
shenhouneixiexiaodimenyigegezhanzhanzixi。
koushaosheng、kuangxiaosheng、jianjiaosheng，bujueyuer。
“大哥牛逼！”
“大哥威武！”
“dagewotaichongbainile，kanjianni，jiuxiangshikanjianlezhangfei！”
neixiexiaodimenfenfengongwei。
ouchengjitinglezheixiechanmeidehua，zhenggerenxiandegengjiabukeyishi，yangqitouchaozheguqingjiaoaoditiaoxin。
erguqingzeshizhanzaiouchengjiduimian，mizhekanqilaiweixiandeyanmou，zuanjinlequantou。
“bufanhui？”guqingdandanchusheng。
“shaotamafeihua！”ouchengjibunaifandao，“zaimoji，xinbuxinlaozizouni？”
“hao！”guqingdiandiantou，qingcherushuideshuangmou，zhujianfanqihanshuang。
zheiyike，xiongzhongbiemenyijiudenuhuo，qingkejianquandouyongshangxintou。
tadanrandikanleyanouchengji，suihouhuanhuantaiqiquantou，mengranyiquanhuichu。
“hahaha！**！jiunizheiliangxiazi，haiganzaiwomianqianjiaoxiao？”
ouchengjishangyimiaohaizaikuangxiaobuzhi，xiayimiaoshengyinjiujiaranerzhi。
“轰！”
yishengjuxiangcongouchengjidexiaofu，chuanrutasizhibaihai，zaixiangchezhouzao！
ouchengjiganjuexiaofuhaosibeihuochezhuangfan，liantongchangzidouningzaileyiqi。
yigubangbodeliliang，yitaxiaofuweizhongxin，buduanchaozhesizhouweikuosankaiqu。
taquanshenzhanli，suoyoujiroujiuxiangshihailang，buduanzhandouqilai。
zuihoulianfasidougenzhebushoukongzhididaoli。
raner，xiaofudetengtongbingmeiyouyinweizheiyangjiutingzhi。
xiangfan，neixiaofudetengtong，jiuxiangshipaishandaohaidebolang。
fanfanfufu，yufajulie！
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