第3章 天狂必有雨,人狂必有祸!(2005字)

wunianqian,yaobushitaanzhongxiangzhu,sujiazenmehuiyoujintian?

tamenguohechaiqiaojiusuanle,eyanxiangxiangguqingyekeyibujijiao,kezheizhenzhang,shiyaodongshou?

“zheimeduini?”suyanlengxiao,“guqing,nishaotamazhuangqinggao,wonengzheimeduiniyijingsuankeqi!”

zheimeduonian,yaobushitajieyangzheta,takongpazaojiuliuluojietoule!

“suyan,womenyidingyaosipoliancainengshouchangma?”guqingyouxiewunai,ganggangcaiqianlelihunxieyi,sujiazheimekuaijiuduoduobiren。

“hao!jirannibushitaiju,neijiubieguaiwobukeqi!”suyanbaohedao。

“苏言……”

“zhukou!womengenbenjiubushiyigeshijiederen,nizheizhongwonangfei,bupeijiaowodemingzi!”suyantaiqishoubei,dalegeshouxiang。

neisimingnanziyigegexiongshenesha,huiwuzheshouzhongbangqiugun,jiuchaozheguqingchongleguolai。

“xinggude,wozaijinizuihouyicijihui,ganjinbaqianyifenbushaodejiwotuchulai!fouze,wodasini!”suyanyaoyaqiechi,sihaobugujiwangriqingmian。

guqingmianseyichen,“woshuole,neibiqian,woyifendoumeina!”

“he!wojiejinizhunbeileyiqianwan,niyifendoumeina,dangwoshishazima?”suyanlenghengdao。

“suzong,zheizhongrenbubigentafeihua,jiaojiwomenba!”qizhongyimingnanzijishenbianjirendilegeyanse,qitasanrenshouzhongbangqiugun,tongshichaozheguqinghuiwuguolai。

“guofen!”guqingyiziyidundao。

“guofenderenshini!guqingwogaosuni,nijintianyaoshibubaqiannachulai,jiubiexianghuozhelikai!”suyantaiduwubixiaozhang,xiangqijiejieduonianlaidouyaoyangzheyigeruanfan,xinchoujiuhenyiyongershang,kouqishunjianlengliqilai。

yankanzheneixiebangqiugunjiukuaidaoshenqian,guqingshenshangdourantouluchuyigulingjiayuwanwuzhishangdebaqi,zhouzaokongqishunjianninggu。

“斯!”

neishuangmanshihanshuangdemouzihengsaozhouzao,yourupijingzhanjidelijian,jinshiyigeyanshen,jiuzhenshequanchang。

mengrantaishoushunjian,congquanshenbaofachudeliqi,jingshihaisu。

kansiqingsongjiandandiyizhao,guqingjiujiangsimingnanzijidedaotuichuqushumi,quanshenzhanli。

suyanbenyiweishizaibide,quebuxiangshiqingfashenglenizhuan。

neixindejuewang,jiuxiangshiwuqiongwujindeshenyuan,rangtayanmiansaodidetongshi,yesiliexinfei。

“niganhaishou,dabuleyusiwangpo!”suyanbuyiburao,chaozhesirenzaicihuilehuishoubei。

“啪!”

guqingshuangquanjinwo,neiyoushenqieyouqiheidemouzigengxianlengli,fangfocuicanduomudexinghe,nenggousiliezhangkong。

“laji!”guqingzhongyurenbuzhu,henhenyibazhangshuaizaisuyanlianjia。

suyanyuandidazhuan,neixinqueshiwubizhenhan,fangfozaoyuyichangleijie,lingtacishengnanwang!

yizhongjiweibuhaodeyuganyongshangxintou,quelibucongxin,zhijieshuaidaozaidi。

“jinxuqiwai、baixuqizhong!”

guqingyishengbaohe,lingkongyigexiapi,fangruojinghunyanshou,gengshengjingyanlingshuangdewangliangcike,zhenshezhecikejiuzhanzaitamianqianderen。

“咔!”

suizheguqingyishengbaohe,lingkongluoxiadexiuzhangdatui,haosiyitiaodianmangleilong,xijuanzhouzao,bingqieyitaweizhongxin,buduanchaozhesizhouweikuosankaiqu。

bansuizheyishenggujieduanliedeshengyin,suyankoutuxianxue,boziyiwai,daodibuqi。

“nigandasuzong,wogennipinle!”zhiqianshuohuadeneimingnanzi,shuangmouxinghong,buduanjiaoxiao。

“刺啦!”

lirenhuapopifudeshengyinbujueyuer。

neisimingshencaikuiwudenanzibojingchu,buyueertongchuxianledaodaoyinhongxueji。

“扑通!扑通……”

tamenhaoxiangpiqiuyiyangdaodibuqi,nongliedexuexingweidao,qingkejianmimankailai。

jinshizhayandegongfu,neisirenjiujinshushiqushengming,meilerenheqixi。

yishijian,jiangbinjiangpan,jiuxiangshiaxiuluodediyu。

weiyihaizhanzhederen,jinshengxialeguqingyige。

“滚!”

guqingneiyourushanjianmengshoubandelenglishuangmou,jiangtangzaidishangkubukanyandesuyan,hedequanshendoushiqulexuese。

zheiyike,suyanzaiyewufayizhineixindejingju,neishuangkongdongdeyanmouchongmanwujindejuewang。

raner,jiuzaijifenzhongzhiqian,tahaishineimebukeyishi,shenzhichaozheguqingbuduanjiaoxiao。

kexianzai,tajiuxiangshiyitiaosangjiazhiquan,lianyaoweiqiliandejihuidoumeiyou!

neixindejuewangyujudadeluocha,rangsujiaweiyideshaoyesuyan,zhuanyanjiucongyunxiaozhuirulewanzhangshenyuan!

“救命!救命!”

yishengshengbeicuizhijideqiuzhushengxiangqi,neishisuyankewanghuoxiaqudeyongqi。

“fangxin,kanzainishisujindididefenshang,wobuhuishani。”guqinglengxiaoyisheng,buxiedao:“bieshuowomeijinijihui,jizhuwodehua:tiankuangbiyouyu,renkuangbiyouhuo!”

ganshouzheguqingyanyuzhongnongnongdelengyi,suyanlianseyibian,wubizhengning:“guqing,nibiedeyidetaizao!nipianlesujiazhengzhengyiqianwan,chizaohuizaobaoying!”

“hahaha!”xiaoshengsiwujidan,zheihaosishiguqingershijinianlaitingdaode,zuihaoxiaodexiaohua。

“xiao!dui,jintiannihainengxiao,zaowanyouyitian,wohuirangniku!”suyanpazaidishang,yaoyashuodao。

“heng!”guqinglenghengyisheng,“wozhenshitaishanliang,juranzhidaojintian,caikanqingsujiadezuilian!”

“nifangxin,congjinwanghou,wobuhuizaijisujiarenheqizaiwotoudingdejihui!”guqingyaoshenbizhi,congtajunmeiqieyoushensuideshuangmou,baofachupinitianxia、aoshiqunxiongdeqipo。“wobupazhongxinkaishi,wohuirangcengjingsuoyoukanbuqiwoderen,douduiwofushouchengchen!”

语出惊人!

惊世骇俗!

“zuomeng!”suyanjianzhibuganxiangxin,cikezhanzaitamianqiande,jiushineigezhongrizaisujiabeigongquxi,zhengzhengchilewunianruanfandejiefu!

“qian?woconglaimeizaihuguo!xinbuxinyouni,dannixiangyaozhengshi,yeyaokannidezaohua!”

guqingshuozhe,miqiweixianyanmou,chaozhesuyanhenhenjiushiyijiao。

“轰!”

yidaowuxingdeliliang,yourucongshenyuanbaochudekuanglong,sudu、lidao、baofali,doulingrenchengmujieshe。

suyangenbenlaibujifanying,zhenggerenjiuzaiwujintongkuzhonghunsileguoqu。

zhiyusujiazheiweixiaozhangbahu、hengxingbashideshaoyesuyan,hainengbunengyoujihuixinglai,neijiuzhendeyaojiaojimingyunle!

zuowanzheiyiqie,guqingzhuanshenjiuzou。

zheiyici,wurennenggouzulan!