zuozhe“youniaofeiyu”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin,doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《waishengshijiu,zhongshengwobudangyuandatou》,jiangshuzhujiaosunmingzhisunbaozhudeaiqinggushi,zuozhewenbibusu,renwuhejuqingshedingfeichangyouxinyi,zhideyidu!wushanjianjuqingmiaoshu:sunbaozhulvexianjidong:“bukeneng!womenshanglaishenmefengshengdoumeizoulou,neibuxiaozilijiazheimejiumeihuiguojia,tanengtiqianzhidaowomenlaidemude?”……
第一章
shangbeizi,woshijinzhijinzede‘nandehua’,weijiejiedeneiduishuangbaotaierziouxinlixue。
zaiwodepeiyangxia,guangzongchenglejuguowenmingdetiancaitiyusheng,yaozuchengleyimingjingrendetiancaishaonian,xitishaonianbanluqutongzhishu。
erzhengdangwoyiweizijikeyigongchengshentui,jixuzijideshiyedeshihou,yiwaifashengle。
yichangchehuo,rangwohunmibuxing。
guangzongyaozuzheilianggebaiyanlang,jinglianyebalewodeyangqiguan,youduanlesuoyoudeweishengzhuangzhidedian,lingwobuzhishenwang。
jiuqiyuanyin,jingzhishiweilewodeyichanhejuezhuanlifei!
zhonghuoyishi,wohuidaolewomahejiefu,daizheguangzongyaozudiyiciqiushangmendeneiyitian。
“mingzhia,nikannizheiduidawaishengyegaidaoleshangyoueryuandeshihoule,nineikaiguojiyoueryuandepengyou,nengjigefangbianma?”
woweiweiyixiao:“bushu,yijinghushanle。”
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zhixideganjue,yourufuguzhiju,huizhibuqu。
woxiangzhengzha,queyinweihunshenduochuguzhe,dongyedongbule。
zhitongbeng......zhitongbengyebeiguanle!
guzhechuchuanlaidezhenzhenjutong,jiyazhewodelinghun,lingwochuanbushangqilai。
这两个小畜生!
小畜生!
wozaixinlidahanzhe,quemeirennenggoutingjian,zhinengbeiwubiandetengtong,zhuaixiangheianzhizhong。
zaizhengyan,wojingranzhongshengle!
yanqianshiwomahewojiefu,tamenyirenshoulibaozheyigehaizi,lianggehaizicishizhengzhabazheyanjingkanwo,zhengshitianzhenwuxiedenianji。
sansui,nengshangyoueryuanle。
sheinengxiangdaozheilianggehaizi,huizaijiunianhou,qinshoubalewodeyangqiguanni?
我冷笑地看着他们。
womakaimenjianshandao:“mingzhi,nidezheilianggezhieryijingdaoleshangyoueryuandenianjile,nibushiyougepengyoukaiguojiyoueryuandeme?nengbunengjitamenliang......”
qianshiwomeiduoxiang,zhijiebangtamenzouleguanxi,yaolelianggeminge。
kexianzaixiangxiang,guangzongyaozuchushengzailaojiaxiangxia,jimeihaishidehukou,fumuyoumeihaishidezhufangheshebao,pingshenmexiaoxianghaishideguojiyoueryuan?
qiebushuoneixiewaizaitiaojian,jiudanlunjiazhangderenzhide,wojiehejiefudougenbushang。
suoyidacongyikaishi,tamenjiushichongzhewodeqianhewodexueshilaide。
kexiao,neishiwohaibatamendangchengzijiaren,taoxintaofeididuitamenhao,shubuzhiwojieyijia,douyijingxianghaozenmejiangwochiganmojingle。
wojiaosunmingzhi,jinniansanshisui,yaoxueboshi,zhuanyanmouleixinzangbingtexiaoyao,mingxiaguangshizhuanli,jiuyoudadaxiaoxiaoshijixiang。
deyiyuzheixiezhuanli,meinianwodouyoubufeideshoururuzhang,zheiyeshiwojixuzuoshiyandejianshibaozhang。
woderenshengmubiao,jiushiyanjiuchugenghaodetexiaoyao,zhengjiugengduobingrendeshengming,suoyiziwobiyeqi,jiuyijingfangchuhuaqu,zheibeizibuhunbuyu,zhuanxinshiye。
womayenaoguoyiduanshijian,zhishizuihoudoubulelezhile。
houmianwojiefuruzhui,wojiedehaizichusheng,womadequdaisunzi,ziranyejiumeishijianlaifanwole。
erjintian,bengaishiwodiyicijianwodezheiyiduiwaisheng。
jianwobushuohua,womameitouyizhou:“mingzhi,magennishuohuani?nifashenmedai?”
woweiweiyixiao:“buhaoyisi,gangcaimeitingqing,nishuoshenme?”
womayouxiebunaifanle:“nizheiduidawaishenggaishangyoueryuanle,nineikaiguojiyoueryuandepengyou,nengjigefangbianma?”
woguzuobujie:“shenmekaiguojiyoueryuandepengyou?woburenshiya?”
“怎么可能?!”
wojiefujiyanle:“mingzhi,nihaohaoxiangxiang,jiushineigezhangxuesen!neigeertongxueboshi!”
wohuangrandawu:“e~taya!”
jianwoxiangqilaile,liangrentongshiyanqianyiliang,fangfoguangzongyaozuderuxuetongzhishuyijingtuoshoukedele。
wogudaoleliangxiashouji,suihouweiweiyixiao:“bushu,yijinghushanle。”
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