第一章
shangbeizi，woshijinzhijinzede‘nandehua’，weijiejiedeneiduishuangbaotaierziouxinlixue。
zaiwodepeiyangxia，guangzongchenglejuguowenmingdetiancaitiyusheng，yaozuchengleyimingjingrendetiancaishaonian，xitishaonianbanluqutongzhishu。
erzhengdangwoyiweizijikeyigongchengshentui，jixuzijideshiyedeshihou，yiwaifashengle。
yichangchehuo，rangwohunmibuxing。
guangzongyaozuzheilianggebaiyanlang，jinglianyebalewodeyangqiguan，youduanlesuoyoudeweishengzhuangzhidedian，lingwobuzhishenwang。
jiuqiyuanyin，jingzhishiweilewodeyichanhejuezhuanlifei！
zhonghuoyishi，wohuidaolewomahejiefu，daizheguangzongyaozudiyiciqiushangmendeneiyitian。
“mingzhia，nikannizheiduidawaishengyegaidaoleshangyoueryuandeshihoule，nineikaiguojiyoueryuandepengyou，nengjigefangbianma？”
woweiweiyixiao：“bushu，yijinghushanle。”
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zhixideganjue，yourufuguzhiju，huizhibuqu。
woxiangzhengzha，queyinweihunshenduochuguzhe，dongyedongbule。
zhitongbeng......zhitongbengyebeiguanle！
guzhechuchuanlaidezhenzhenjutong，jiyazhewodelinghun，lingwochuanbushangqilai。
这两个小畜生！
小畜生！
wozaixinlidahanzhe，quemeirennenggoutingjian，zhinengbeiwubiandetengtong，zhuaixiangheianzhizhong。
zaizhengyan，wojingranzhongshengle！
yanqianshiwomahewojiefu，tamenyirenshoulibaozheyigehaizi，lianggehaizicishizhengzhabazheyanjingkanwo，zhengshitianzhenwuxiedenianji。
sansui，nengshangyoueryuanle。
sheinengxiangdaozheilianggehaizi，huizaijiunianhou，qinshoubalewodeyangqiguanni？
我冷笑地看着他们。
womakaimenjianshandao：“mingzhi，nidezheilianggezhieryijingdaoleshangyoueryuandenianjile，nibushiyougepengyoukaiguojiyoueryuandeme？nengbunengjitamenliang......”
qianshiwomeiduoxiang，zhijiebangtamenzouleguanxi，yaolelianggeminge。
kexianzaixiangxiang，guangzongyaozuchushengzailaojiaxiangxia，jimeihaishidehukou，fumuyoumeihaishidezhufangheshebao，pingshenmexiaoxianghaishideguojiyoueryuan？
qiebushuoneixiewaizaitiaojian，jiudanlunjiazhangderenzhide，wojiehejiefudougenbushang。
suoyidacongyikaishi，tamenjiushichongzhewodeqianhewodexueshilaide。
kexiao，neishiwohaibatamendangchengzijiaren，taoxintaofeididuitamenhao，shubuzhiwojieyijia，douyijingxianghaozenmejiangwochiganmojingle。
wojiaosunmingzhi，jinniansanshisui，yaoxueboshi，zhuanyanmouleixinzangbingtexiaoyao，mingxiaguangshizhuanli，jiuyoudadaxiaoxiaoshijixiang。
deyiyuzheixiezhuanli，meinianwodouyoubufeideshoururuzhang，zheiyeshiwojixuzuoshiyandejianshibaozhang。
woderenshengmubiao，jiushiyanjiuchugenghaodetexiaoyao，zhengjiugengduobingrendeshengming，suoyiziwobiyeqi，jiuyijingfangchuhuaqu，zheibeizibuhunbuyu，zhuanxinshiye。
womayenaoguoyiduanshijian，zhishizuihoudoubulelezhile。
houmianwojiefuruzhui，wojiedehaizichusheng，womadequdaisunzi，ziranyejiumeishijianlaifanwole。
erjintian，bengaishiwodiyicijianwodezheiyiduiwaisheng。
jianwobushuohua，womameitouyizhou：“mingzhi，magennishuohuani？nifashenmedai？”
woweiweiyixiao：“buhaoyisi，gangcaimeitingqing，nishuoshenme？”
womayouxiebunaifanle：“nizheiduidawaishenggaishangyoueryuanle，nineikaiguojiyoueryuandepengyou，nengjigefangbianma？”
woguzuobujie：“shenmekaiguojiyoueryuandepengyou？woburenshiya？”
“怎么可能？！”
wojiefujiyanle：“mingzhi，nihaohaoxiangxiang，jiushineigezhangxuesen！neigeertongxueboshi！”
wohuangrandawu：“e~taya！”
jianwoxiangqilaile，liangrentongshiyanqianyiliang，fangfoguangzongyaozuderuxuetongzhishuyijingtuoshoukedele。
wogudaoleliangxiashouji，suihouweiweiyixiao：“bushu，yijinghushanle。”