woshanwunian,chushanjiwudiqinmingjiangqingqingzheishiyibenjiqiyouxiudeyibuzuopin!gushiqingjieyihuankouyihuanyinrenrusheng!shilituijian!tuijianxiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:“jushuozheifangchanshizhuanmenkaifajiguwuzhejiazude,yueshiwangshangdefangzilingqiyuenongyu,qijinweizhishandingdebieshuhaimeimaichuquni。”……
wentingciyan,xuxingangengnule,tahemadao:“hunzhangdongxi,nishenmeshenfen,laozishenmeshenfen?laozirangnishuo,shizaiquxiaoni,shibanidangtiaoliangxiaochouxishua。”
“kenizheixiaochou,jingganmaofanwodetianwei,neilaozijintianbiyaonizheixiaochoufuchuniwufachengshoudedaijia!”
qinmingliansedangjilenglexialai,kanxuxingandemuguangbianle,jiuxiangshizaikanyizhibuzhisihuodechusheng。
danzaiyouxieshengqidetongshi,qinmingxinzhongyeyouxiewanwei,tahenxiangkankanzheisuoweiderudaozhe,nengshichushenmeshouduanlai,daodishishenmeshouduan,jiletarucidadezixin!
“wufachengshoudedaijia?haoa,neijiurangwolingjiaolingjiaonideshouduan。”qinmingdanshouchadou,yuqipingjingdao。
jianci,xuxinganlengxiaolianlian:“hao,nixiaoziyouzhongdehen,neizanmenjintianjiuxinchoujiuhenyiqisuan!woyexiangkankan,ruciyingqideni,daihuihuibuhuijiwoxiaguiqiurao!”
huayingangluo,jiujianxuxinganjuqileyoushou,erzaitayoushouzhong,zeshiyimeiyushi!
zaitajihuoyushidechaneijian,tahunshendoumuyuzaileiguangzhizhong,zhenggerendoufangfobianchengleleishen!
taaorandao:“qinming,wozheiyushishangjuankezheshushizhongleitingfu,xiaoguoshiwoxianqiannachupolanwanyideshubaibei,jinriwojiurangnikaikaiyan,jianshijianshishenmeshizhenzhengderudaozhe!”
xuxinganyueshuo,tashouzhongdeyushifachudeguangmangjiuyueshen,shushidaoleitingfudouzaicikebeijihuo。
shashijian,fangyuanshilineidoubeiwuyunlongzhao,wankoucuzhuangdeleiting,cuyoushuqiantiaozhiduo,yourujulongyibanzaitianshangbuduandipanxuan!
cikewuyunyuleitinglongzhaolezheifangshijie,kongqizhongchongmanlehuimiedeqixi,fangyuanshilidelvsezhiwu,zaizheiyike,jinshubeiminmieshengji,zhijiehuazuolefeihui,changmiankanqilaijiqihairen。
xiaoyuanzhongneibenlvyiangran,suifengyaoyedeliushu,yijisanfazhepirenxinfeihuaxiangdegezhongmingguihuacao,yezaicikehuazuolefeihui!
zheiyiqiezhenghaobeizaichangzhuweikandao,zhishizheiyikan,suoyourendouhaidetoupidouyaozhakaile。
fenfenrenbuzhudedahandao:“ganjinpao,ganjinpaoa!zaibupaosuoyourendouyaosi!”
zheixiedafuhaonahaiyouxianqianweiyandexingxiang,nahaiyoushenmeqichang,gegebeihedepigunniaoliu,xiangsangjiazhiquanbanchaozhewaimianpaoqu。
kezheileitinglongzhaolefangyuanshigongli,nalishineimerongyitaotuode?
dangtamenzoudaomenkoushi,tamenquefaxian,qinmingjingranhailengzaiyuandi。
suoyourendourenweiqinmingbeihepoledanzi,lianpaodoubuzhidaopaole!
“xiaochusheng,wojinriyaoxianjiangnisizhidianfei,ranhouzairangnigouyancanchuandeqiuwo,rangwofangguoni!”
cikexuxinganzixindaolejidian,fangfojiushizheitiandijianweiyideyizunzhenshen。
zhijiantaqingqingkaikou,yidaowankoucuzhuangdeleiting,rutongzhenlongbanfachushengkongbudesihou,zhendewuyunyaoyaoyusan,neileitingfangfotupoleguangsu,zhijiechaozheqinmingdesizhichongshaerqu!
完犊子了!
kandaozheimu,linhaishanpailepainaomen,xinlihouhuijile,zaozhidaojiubuqingzheixiaoziguolaile,xianzaihaole,baochoumeinadao,xiaominghaiyaodajinqu,zheijiaoshenmeshia!
qiyudeneixiefushangmen,jieshigandaoleyizhenwanxi,zheixiaohuozisuirannianqing,danqishiliyijingchaoyuelehanzhongci,neixinduiqipeifudehen,zhishimeilaidejishuo。
tamenbenlaihaixiangzheyihouqingqinmingjitamenzhangyanni,danxianzaitasile,yihouzaiyemeijihuihezuole。
kejiuzaicishi,qinmingzhongyudongle,tachixiaobuyidao:“xudashi,wodangniyoushenmetongtiandeshouduanni?jiunizheidianbenshi,yewangxiangduanwosizhi,rangwoqiunima?”
cikedezhangqiangdeyijile,tingdaoqinmingzheihua,dangjifanfengdao:“qinming,sidaolintoule,nihaizaizheili**。”
“daihuidengniguixiadeshihou,laoziyaoqizainishenshangchounierguang!woyaozuozhuzainishengmingdeyanwang!”
zuihouzheijuhua,zhangqiangjihushihouchulaide,sihuyaojiangxianqianzaiqinmingnaersuozaoshoudeyiqiequrudoufaxiechulai!
“wanqianleiting,tingwohaoling!”
qinmingbingmeiyoulihuizhangqiang,zhijiantachazaidoulideshou,turanzhixiangxukong,zhijiantatushouyizhua,jingzaicikezhuazhuleleiting!
“什、什么?!”
xuxinganjingdeyanzhuzidoukuaidiaoxialaile,neileitingkeshitakongzhizhepikandaoqinmingshenshangdea!
kexianzaileitingjingranzhijiebeiqinmingzhuazaileshouzhong,erqieqinmingmeiyousihaosunshang!
zhei、zhei、zheitamezenmekeneng?!
这也太夸张了?!
“**!!”
“zheiqindashi,jiujingshiren,haitameshishena?!”
raoshichengfuposhendedengqiulin,cikejingyerenbuzhubaolecukou,jingdezhenggerendoumale!
“zheizhendejiade?buhuishiwozaizuomengba?womengdaoleishenle?nimenkuaiqiawoyixia!”
qiyudefuhaomenfenfenkuangtunkoushui,buduandiroucuoyanjing,buganxiangxinyanqiandezheimu。
“yuanlaiqinmingshizhendashia!”
linhaishanjidongdezhipaidatui,kanqinmingdemuguangnuodoubunuo,jiuhaoxiangshizaikanyigexiannvyiyang!
cikexuxinganbuduandinianzhekoujue,haixiangyaojiangleitingdekongzhiquancongxinqianghuilai,kewuluntazenmeshi,neixieleitinggenbenjiubutingtadeshihuan。
“呵呵,给我去!”
qinmingkanzhetahuajidemoyangrenbuzhudexiaolechulai,zhijiantazhuazhuneileiting,mengdepaozhierchu。
neileitingzaixukongzhongheranhuazuoleyibingleidianzhangjian,chaozhexuxinganzhisheerqu。
chaneijian,shijieanjingle。
xuxinganzhiganjueshijianbianmanleyiwanbei,shengqiandeyimumu,yourudianyingpianduanbanbuduandishanguo。
tarenbuzhuliuxialeleishui,huihendehandao:“bu!wobuxiangsi!wozhendebuxiangsia!fangguowo,woqiuninfangguowoa!”
砰!
tashuangxihenhendizazailedishang,zhenggerenyijingkuchengleleiren!
zhongrendouyiweineileijianyaozhijiecipoxuxingandenaodai。
linhaishanrenbuzhudedahoudao:“qinxiansheng,xiandaishehui,sharenfanfaa!”
jiujianneileitingzhijiandouranyizhuan,zhijieqieduanlexuxinganyitiaoshoubei。
xuxinganrumengdashe,xinxiruokuangdeketoudao:“qinxiansheng,wofu!wofule,wozhendefuninle!”
“xiexienin,xiexienindebushazhien,congjinwanghou,wojueduizaiyebuganheqinxianshengzuodui!”
qinminghunshensanfazheshayi,bubuchaozhexuxinganzouqu。
zheiyikezaichangrenxinzangdoutidaolesangziyanshang,nandaoqinxianshengbingbuxiangfangguoxuxingan,shizhendeyaozaizheidatingguangzhongzhixia,zhijiejiangxuxinganshale?
ruoshizheiyangdehua,neijiushitamensuoyourenjiashangdoubaobuzhuqindashia!
tamenzhenbuxiangqinmingzouzheitiaolu,tamenhenxiangheqinmingyouhezuo。
jiuzaiqinminglaidaoxuxinganshenqian,xiangyaoshuoshenmedeshihou,tadeshoujituranzhendongleqilai。
jietonghou,erbianjiuxiangqilejiejieqinyueyuedeshengyin,tazhizhiwuwubantiancaishuodao:“xiaoming,jintianshiwodeshengri,woxianzaizaidihaodajiudian,ninengguolaiyitangma?woyouxieshiqingyaohenijiang!”
jiuzaizheishi,yidaochenmendenanshengchuanlai:“youbiyaohetajianmianma?bashiqinggentashuoqingchubujiuxingle?nandaonihaixiangwobangbangta?”
qinmingmeitouyizhou,zheinanrenshishei?haiyouzijijiejieweishenmehuiyouqianqudihaojiudianxiaofei?
neikeshijianghaishizuiangguidejiudian,meiyouzhiyi!
pingtaduijiejiedelejie,jiejiejueduibuhuiwuyuanwuguquzheimeguidejiudian!
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