wo，xiashandangtian，qingliangmeinvqiushouliushiyibulingrentaozuidejingcaixiaoshuo，youxiaoyaohouqinshangjingxindazao。gushiweiraozhezhujiaoyetiansumengyunzhankai，qingganxiniershenru，dongchalijiqiang。zheibenxiaoshuojieshileguanyuchouhenheaiqingdejingcaigushi，yingdeleguangfantuijian。xinzhongneizhongbuxiangdeyuganyuefaningzhong，yetiankaikoudao：“youshuoqusheijiama？”“haoxiangshuoshiquxiaoyujia，wodagedianhua。”shuozhecaosuzhenbo……
wumingyu，wumingfengwumingbieyuannei。
shisanminglaozhezhanchengyipai，kanzhedahuaishuxiashuangshoubaozhetouhuhudashuideshaonian，shisanlianwunai。
zhongjiandelaozheshangqianyibudao：“wodebaobeitudiya，womenzheiyaxiangdidedongxidoujinile，bushishuohaojintianxiashandema？”
shaonianweiweizhengkaiyanyilianmangrandikaikoudao：“wozuotianmengjian，yiheheiyuduanhunzhen，yizhangzileiyintianfubaoheyipinghuitiandan，tamenchuxianzailewodebaoguoli。”
“jieguojintianqilai，nimencaizenmezhe，wobaoguolijingranmeiyou，nimenshuozheishizenmehuishi。”
tingdaoshaoniankouzhongdesanyangdongxi，jigelaotoudelianseheidegenguodiyiyang。
“wodeyetianxiaozuzongnijiuxingxinghao，jiwomenjigelaojiahuoliudianxingbuxing？”
“niyaodiaodongdongqubaiwanhuweijundehuweilinglaosijile。”
“niyaoqianwomenjigelaotouzizandewanyidaxiabi，neikeshiwomendeguancaibenyejile。”
“jiuliandangniandaxiaguozhujiwodeteshelingpaiyejinile。”
“youlezheixienixiashanzhihou，xiangganshagansha，youyuanbaoyuanyouchoubaochou，tongpotianledoumeishi。”
“womenjiushengxiazheizuihousanyangdongxile，yinideshouduanninaqule，niyemeiyongbushijiujiwomenliuzhexingbu？”
yetianqueshibaishoudao：“huabunengzheimeshuo，douliyouhuobuyonghedoulimeihuoneishilianggegainian。”
“fanzhengwoyaoshizaiwodebaoguoli，kanbudaozheisanyangdongxi，wojiubuxiashan。”
“haohaohao，suanwofulenile，shangbeiziwomenjigelaojiahuoqiannide！”
shuozhesanminglaozhejiqibushedeconghuailitaochuledongxi。
yigexiaoheziyizhangheisedefuluhaiyouyipingdanyao。
zhishihaibudengsanminglaozhefanyingguolai，tamenshoulidedongxijiubujianle。
dongxidaoshouzhihou，yetiantaitouwangtian，shufudeshenlegelanyaodao：“tianguangqingrun，wanliwuyun，shigeshihexiashandehaotianqi，zoulelaojiahuomen。”
shisanminglaozhejianzhuangzhangzhangdetuleyikouqi，ranergangzoudaomenkoudeyetianmengdiyigezhuanshen。
shisanminglaozheqiqiyijiang，buzhidaozheiweixiaozuzongyouyaogaoshenmemingtang。
zhijiandiaoerlangdangdeyetian，yigaiyiwangdediaoerlangdangdemoyang。
zhengzhongdeguidikoushoudao：“sannianshouyezhien，diziyetianmobuganwang，zaicikouxieshien。”
shisanminglaozhejianzhuangweiweiyileng，suijilianshangluchulewenhedeshense。
naohaizhonghuiyiqilezheisanniandediandiandidi。
sangebangbangyingdexiangtoukewan，yetianqishenzaicihuifulediaoerlangdangdeyangzi。
waizhetoudao：“nimenhaiyoumeiyouwobuzhidaodesizangdehaodongxi，fanzhengzaizheishanshangyeyongbuzhe，maliudejiwodele。”
gandonglemeiyousanmiaozhongdeshisanminglaozhe，etoutongyimaoqiqingjinyikoutongshengdenuhoudao：“gun！”
chaneijianshengboxianqideqilangzhijiejiangyetianxianfeilechuqu。
yetianzaibankongyigesanbailiushiduhoukongfanluodi。
yankanneixielaotouyaofabiaoganjinyiliuyandexialeshan。
zhanzaiwumingfengshanjiaoxiayetianhuitouzuihoukanleyiyanshanfeng。
zhuanhuitoulianshangwenhedexiaorongxiaoshiquerdaizhidezeshirutonghandongbandebingleng。
“ma，xiaomei，sannianlewozhongyuyaohuilaile。”
“sunyue，sannianlebuzhidaonizenmeyang，zheiciwoyetianyidingbuhuirangnishiwang，woyidinghuirangniguoshanghaorizi。”
“haiyouwangshaojie，sannianle，nihaisiwofuqindechou，wokemeiyouyikewangji，niwangjiajiuzhunbeihaochengshouwodenuhuoba！”
daxia，conghanchengshiqianwangtongdouzhendedabacheshang。
yetianzhengzaibimuxiulian《shisanxuantiangong》zheigongfanaishitashisanweishifulianhesuochuang。
yijingchaoguoledaxiawudaojiezhongxianyoudetian、di、xuan、huangsipin，yetianchengqiweishengpingongfa。
zhiyuzijixianzaiduoqiangyetianyebuzhidao。
yigeyueqian，jigejinfabiyanhaochengshenmeshenpantingdaqishizhangdianfengwuzundeqiangzhe，niubihonghongdeqianlaibaishantiaozhan。
daqilaideshihou，shenshangjinguangshanshandongbudongkaitexiaokanzhetebielafeng。
jieguomeiyouyigerenzaitashoushangzouguoyigehuihe，quanbudoubeitachuichenglezhutou。
shouhuisixu，ganshouzhezhenyuanzaitineianzhaodazhoutianxunhuan。
yetianzhiganjuezhouweitiandijingzaitadezhangkongzhizhong。
turanyiguyixianghuaguotadebijian，yetianzhengkaileyanjingzhuantouwangqu。
tayipangyuanbenkongzhedezuoweicishizuoshangleyiweishencaifengman，mianrongqingxiudezhangtuishaonv。
zaizheiyanyanxiari，yizhegewaiqingliang。
xiongqiandebaisexiaodiaodaigaogaolongqi，zhudayigehuzhiyuchu。
xiashenchuandeyitiaofensesanfenxiaoreku，yishuangjiebaibizhideyutuizhanluwuyi。
zaishanshangguanlesanniandeyetian，bennengderenbuzhudeduokanleliangyan。
buguoweilebubeiduifangyiweishibiantai，yetianzhinengqianchangzhezhi，piantoushouhuimuguanghouyongyuguangjixuxinshangzhe。
daobushiyetianhaose，zhishisannianzaineishanshangliantiaomugoudoumeiyou。
tashizaishiyouxiebiehuaile，turankandaozheiyangdejingseziranyouxiebachibuzhu。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，tineishenshiyouganerfa，yiqiebuliaodezugezaizheiyikedoubucunzaile。
yetianmengdiwuzhulezijidebizi，tapazijineiwangshengdexueqibachibuzhu。
talianmangkongzhishenshishouhui，tafashiganggangneijueduishiyigeyiwai。
taneimezhengzhideren，jueduibushiyouyikandaoduifangneibaisediaodaineidefenseleisixiongyi。
yijiyinzhekatongmiqituandexiaoreku。
jiuzaiyetianxiangrufeifeideshihou。turanzhiganjuejiantouyichen。
neishaonvjingrankaozaileyetiandejianbangshang。
shunshouqinnidewanzhuleyetiandeshoubei，xiudadadao：“laogong，renjiahaoxiangni。”
“ng？”yetianyilianmeng，shaqingkuang，zijitoukandeshiqingbeifaxianle，zheishiyaolaishangzijile？
buguohenkuaiyetianjiufaxianlebuduijing。
houmenchu，liangmingchuanzhexifumanlianxiongxiangdedahanzhengzaisixiasousuozheshenme。
henkuaimuguanghuijudaoleshaonvshenshang，suijihaosizhaodaoleliewuyibanzoudaolezuoweibianshang。
buyihuiyouyousimingxizhuangdahanshangleche，jiangtamendezuoweiweileyigeshuixiebutong。
显然是来者不善。
yetianjianzhuangshunshilouzhuleshaonvdejianbangshuodao：“niganggangpaodaonaqule，zhaobudaoniwokedanxinle。”
jimingdahanwenyanyouxiechayidekanleyetianyiyan，tamendemubiaoshenmeshihouyoulaogongle？
weishouxizhuangdahanlenglengdao：“xiaozi，yanxishiba？zhuangbeishiba？”
“xiangyingxiongjiumei？niyouzheigebenshima？woquannishixiangdianganjinmaliugundan，fouzehouguozifu”
yetianwenyanweixiaodao：“ganghaowojiuyaodaozhanle，mashangjiuxiache。”
ciyanyichubeiyetianlouzhedeshaonvshentiyizhan，xiayishidezhuajinleyetiandeyixiu。
jimingxizhuangdahanzeshiluchuledeyidexiaorong，duiyuyetiandeshixianghenshimanyi。
zheinvhaikeshitamenzheijitianwusedaozuihaodeliewu，jiudengzheyihuizhaogedifangkaikaihun。
tamenlianyaodoubeihaole，cishiyijingkaishirenbuzhuzainaohailiyiyinle。
“mashangdaotongdouzhenle，youxiadema？”sijidehanshengjiangjimingdahandesixulalehuilai。
“mafanshifutingyixia，wozaizheixia。”yetianjuqishoushuodao。
sijiwenyanhuanhuankaobianjiangchetingwen，erzheilijulitongdouzhenhaiyoushijili。
zhouweishiyipianhuangdi，keweishiqianbuzhecunhoubuzhedian。
yetianzhanqishenweixiaozhechongzhenvhaidao：“laopozouba，womendaole。”
shaonvchayidekanzheyetian，zhishiganyingdaoliumingdahanneitanlandemuguang。
shaonvzhinengtantededizhetouheyetianyiqizoulexiache，liumingdahanjianzhuangyeshiyinxiaozhegenlexiaqu。
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