doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《woyongjinshouzhi,jinxiaohuamengbangtaxiubuyiqie》huobaolaixi!shuzhongdaibiaorenwuweigaopenglimingguo,shizuozhe“wuxiang1”deyibuwanjieyuanchuangzuopin,jingcaifenchengdegushineirong,gensuixiaobianyiqilaiyueduba!quanbenjuqingmiaoshu:“heng!”gaopengyishengmenheng,beidadeyigelieju,putongyixiazuozailedishang。limingguozheigegoudongxichuxiaojiulian……
kuaitianliangle,gaopengxingfendejihufakuang,takuaibulaidaonanshengsushelouhoumian,zhunbeishangloushuijue。ganglaidaosushe,jiukandaolelimingguo、wangjiwudeqinshi。
yikandaozheilianggejiahuodeqinshi,gaopengjiuhendeyayangyang,zheilianggewangbadan,guoqumeishaoyiqidaguoziji。
kankanzheilianggewangbadanzaiganshenme?
gaopengdingzheliangrendechuanghu,chuanghumanmandixiaoshi,takandao,lianggejiahuoshuidezhengxiang,limingguoyiliandeyinxiao,yizhishoufangzaibugaifangdedifang。
yanzhuzizaiyanpixiamiankuaisudezhuandong,meimaodoudongdehenlihai。
zheigejiahuo,kendingzaizuomeng。
kankanzheigewangbadan,zaizuoshenmemeng?kendingbuhuizuoshenmehaomeng,xiaodezheiyang**,liansezheiyangnankan。
gaopengdetoushiyan,xunsuchongjinlelimingguodemengli。
gaopengdeshenshigangchongjinlimingguodemengli,liansedunshiyihong,neixinkuangtiaoqilai,zhijuedekouganshezaoqilai。
好恶心的狗东西。
zheijiahuoguoranzaizuomeng,menglidelimingguozhengguangzheshenzi,jingranzaihejige**yifudenvrenfengkuangdejiuchanzaiyiqi。
gaopengconglaimeiyoujianguozheizhongrangrenxintiaojiasudehuamian,suirantajuedebudui,zijirengrenbuzhudixiangkan,jiukanlejiyanhou,mengrankandaolimingguozuochulerangrenexindebiantaidongzuo。
“呕!”
gaopenglianmangshouhuimuguang,chayidianmeituchulai。
yidingyaoxiangbanfahaohaozhengzhiyixiazheigebiantaidewangbadanyixia!
zijirangzheigewangbadanexinsile。
gaopengdeyanzhuyizhuan,heihei,youle。
gaopenglikeyongtoushiyan,gaibianzhelimingguomengzhongdejingxiang。
limingguozaimengli,tazhengbiantaidiqinwenzhe。
yishengshenrendehaojiao,zailimingguodeerbianxiangqi。
limingguolianmangtaiqilianlai,zheiyixia,zhihedetagandanyulie,maogusongran。
jigebenlaipiaoliangdenvren,buzhidaoshenmeshihoubianchenglexianxuelinlin、tuzhexianhongshetou、mianmuzhengningdeligui。jigekongbuzhijideligui,yishenghaojiao,shenchubaisensendelizhua,paoxiaozhepuleguolai。
“a!guiya!”limingguofachuyishengqilidecanjiao,congchuangshanggunlexialai,lenghanshunjianshitouletadequanshen,liansecanbai,muguangdaizhi。
这家伙差点吓死。
zhengzaizuomengdewangjiwu,beilimingguodecanjiaoshengjingxing。tazuoqilaiyikan,jiukandaolimingguomanliandahan,liansecanbai,muguangdaizhidezuozaidishang,xiangzhonglexieyiban。
“lige,nizenmele?”wangjiwulianmangtiaoxiachuang,xiaoxinyiyidequfulimingguo。
limingguozhanweiweidizhanqilai,xinyouyujidishuo:“tamade,laozizuolegeemeng,hesiwole。”
wangjiwumangdao:“yigemengeryi,lige,biefangzaixinshang,wojinidaobeishui。”
gaopengkanzhelimingguohedeneigexiongyang,gaoxingdichadiantiaoleqilai。
haha,limingguonigewangbadan,niyeyoujintian,yihou,laozitiantianrangnizuoemeng,hesinigewangbadan。
老子去睡觉。
gaopengshunzhelouti,laidaoleweishengjianqianmian。
wangjiwujilimingguodaohaoshui,limingguojieguolai,gudonggudongdiheleyiqi。
limingguohewanshui,tayouleniaoyi,zhanqishenlai,mimihuhudezouxiangweishengjian。
高鹏看到了李明国。
heihei,heyixialimingguozheigewangbadan。
limingguogangzoudaoweishengjiandemenqian,jiutingdaozoulanglichuanlaisiyousiwudeguiyijiaobusheng。zheijiaobusheng,shifendepiaomiao,daizheyisikongbu。
sangengbanyede,sheizaizoulanglizoudong?
limingguoxinliyoudianfamao,gangcaibeimenglideqingjinghedehaimeiyouhuiguoshenlai。
talianmangkaozaiqiangshang,shunzheshengyin,kanxiangzoulangdejintou。
sidianle,tiankongyijingyoudianliangle,danzoulangli,rengjiuhenhei,kanbuqingshenme。
mengran,zoulangdejintou,yidaoheihuhuderenyingyishan,shandianyibandipiaoleguolai。
neidaoheiying,jingranmeiyouyisidejiaobusheng,haoxianggenbenmeiyoushuangjiaoyiban。
zheiyishunjian,qiangliedekongjuzailimingguodexintoushengqi,taxiangpao,shuangtuifaruan,genbenbabudongtui。xianghan,yezhangbukaizui。
“limingguo……haiwominglai……”neigekongbudeheiying,mengranfachupiaohubudingdeguiyishengyin,zheishengyinhenshu,hegaopengyoudianxiangsi,rangrenmaogusongran。
gaopengbushidiaojinshandonglileshuaisilema?nandao……talaisuominglema?
limingguodunshihanmaodaoshu,toupifama。
limingguogangxiangdaozheili,neidaoheiyingjiutingzailejulizijisiwumiyuandedifang,mengyiyanglian。
zheizhanglian,heranjiushigaopengde,danxianzaizheizhanglian,jiqikongbuzhengning,wuguanniuqu,ciyaliezui,yanzhuzijihutuchuyankuang,shetoushenchuhenzhang,henshikepa。
“啊……鬼呀!”
limingguodezuilifachuyishengqiliwubidecanjiao,shenziyiruan,jiuxiangpao。
gaopengmeidengtadeshengyinluoxia,yiquanjiudaleguolai。
“peng!”zheiyiquan,zhengdazailimingguodexiabashang。
“啊!”
limingguoyishengcanjiao,shenzirutongpaodanyiban,feichuhaojimi,zazaidishangyitanwushuili。
limingguogangyiluodi,kudangyire,neipaoniaojiusazailekudangli。
这家伙当场吓尿了。
tagubushangzheixie,liangundaipadeqilaijiupao。
gaopengyijiaojiuchuaizaitadehoubeishang。
limingguodeshenzi,jiuxianglajiyibanfeilechuqu。
“limingguo,laozinongsini。”gaopengyishenglengheng,zhuileguoqu。
“a!raomingya,gaopeng,wobushiguyihainide,raomingya……”limingguodashengkuhanzhe,chongjinlezijidesushe。
kandaolimingguodelangbeiyang,gaopengjinbuzhudaxiaoleqilai。
nigewangbadan,niyeyoujinri,laoziwansini。
limingguoqilidecanjiaosheng,zaijijingdeyeli,shunjianchuanbianzhengzuosushedalou,henduoxueshenglianmangqilai。
gaopengyishanshen,paojinzijidesushe。
buyuanchu,yishuangyinsensendeyanjing,kanzhegaopeng。
susheli,dushiyiyebeiwangjiwudecanjiaoshengjingxing,takuaisudeqichuang,gangdakaimen,jiukandaogaopengpaolejinlai。dushiyishigaopengzuihaodepengyou,liangrenrutongqinxiongdiyiban。
xiawufenbandeshihou,dushiyiyoushiqingjia,meizaixuexiao。
“laoda,nizenmecaihuilai?wanzixiyemeiyoushang?”dushiyikanzhegaopeng,manliandeguanqie。
gaopengdenianling,bidushiyidayisui。
meidenggaopenghuida,tajiukandaogaopengshenshangdeyifu,huapolehenduokouzi,youdedifang,jingranhaiyouxueji。
“nishenshangshizenmehuishi?zainalishuaide?shibushilimingguotamenyoudanile?woyihuiquzhaotamensuanzhang。”dushiyiyibalaguogaopeng,jitachakanshenshang,youmeiyoushangzhe。
kanzhedushiyiguanqiedemuguang,gaopengdexinli,gandaohenshiwennuan。
zijizaixuexiao,jiuyigepengyou,jiushidushiyi。
“dushiyi,womeishi。”gaopengdishengdao。
dushiyikanzhegaopengdao:“laoda,haishuomeishi,kannishenshangdeyifu,douchelanle,kuaishuo,shizenmehuishi?”
gaopengzhidezhiyanxianggao:“shilimingguotamenzaixuexiaomenkouduzhuwoyaodawo,wopaojinlexuexiaoximiandeshulinlile,jieguo,milelu,xianzaicaizouchuneigeshulinzi。”
gaopengmeiyoushuozijidiaojinleshandonglideshi,xiulianbijingrutongshenhuayiban,zheijianshi,bunengshuochuqu。
“laoda,nizaishulinzilizhuanlebanye?taiweixianle,yaoshidiaoxiashanya,jiumafanle。”dushiyibuwudanxindishuo。
“meishi,wozheibuhuilailema。”gaopengxiaodao。
dushiyilenghengyishengdao:“guoranyoushilimingguotamen,nidengzhe,woquzhaotamen。”
gaopenglianmanglazhutadao:“dushiyi,suanleba,sangengbanyede。”
dushiyimangdao:“gangcaishibushilimingguodejiaosheng,zheijiahuobanyebushuijue,guijiaoshenme?”
gaopengliezhezuixiaodao:“sheizhidao,neijiahuomengyouba,buyaowenta,shuijue。”
dushiyinachuyitaozijideganjingyifu,dijigaopengdao:“zheitaoyifuwochuanzheshou,nichuanba。”
gaopengjieguoyifu,bingmeiyoukeqi,dishengdao:“xiexie。”
dushiyixiaodao:“laoda,zanmenshixiongdi,shuoxiexie,jiujianwaile,buguo,nijintianyoudianqiguai。”
dushiyiganjue,gaopengjiuxiangbianleyigerenside,heguoqubuyiyang,nalibuyiyang,tayoushuobuchulai。
gaopengyihuodekanzhedushiyidao:“wonaliqiguaile?”
dushiyikanzhegaopeng,zhouzhemeitoudao:“shuobushanglai,haoxiang,nideyanjingminglianglexuduo,getouhaoxiangzhangle。”
gaopengxiaodao:“zaishulinlipaolebanyecaizhaodaochulu,yanjingkendinghuidengdefaliangle,getouhaishizheimegao,buhuizhangde。”
dushiyixiaodao:“tiankuailiangle,zaishuiyihuiba。”
gaopengdiandiantou,huidaolezijidechuangshang。
dushiyiguanshangdeng,zhongxinshuijue。
gaopengtangzaichuangshang,xinlijiujiubunengpingjing,tazuomengdouxiangbudao,zijihuiyouzheiyangdeqiyu。
xiulian,chuanshuozhongdedongxi,zijijingranhuipengdao,erqie,zijidenaohaili,duochuneimeduoshenqidedongxi。zijihaiyongyoulebukesiyidetoushiheshenshidechaonengli。
xiangdaotoushi,gaopengxiaole,hehe,youlezheiliangzhong,shibushikeyijinqingdekanmeinvle?
真是期待呀。
xiangdaozheili,gaopengxingfenderexuefeiteng。
xiuliangongfazijiyijingxuehuile,neigeshenqidezhenfa,zhenshigehaodongxi,jingrannengweikundiren,hainengzhankaigongji,zheigezijiyidingyaolianhui。
zheigeshijieshang,haizhenyoufabao,zijidedaodezheibaxiaojian,shifabaoma?buzhidaoshishenmejibiedefabao。
gaopengshenshounachuneibagujibanbandesancunxiaojian,xiaojiansanfachudandandezimang,daizhelingxing,rutongyaotiaoqilaiyiban。
duile,haiyouyishu,ruguozijixuehuizheixieyishu,shibushi,keyizhiliaofuqindebing?
zicongzijijishi,fuqinjiuyizhikesou,youshihaituxue。shuiguotanzhengdeqian,doujifuqinnayaole。
gaopengjianchanaohailidejiyi,neixiejiyili,jingranhaiyouhenduodefojinghefozhou。
zheixiefojinghefozhouyoushenmeyongchu?
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