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小说简介

wozhenbushiselangashiyibulingrentaozuidejingcaixiaoshuo，yougududedaomeihaizijingxindazao。gushiweiraozhezhujiaoleyaoxumanmanzhankai，qingganxiniershenru，dongchalijiqiang。zheibenxiaoshuojieshileguanyuchouhenheaiqingdejingcaigushi，yingdeleguangfantuijian。“‘weisuoyuweishiqingkuang，fangbushengfangshibeishang’——zheiliangjutaichuole！”“qiangliejianyixiaogekaizhibo！wodiyigeshuaxiaoxinxin！……

精彩章节

大脑寄存处！

zaicichupinglunlingqushenhaotiyanka！

“pa！”qingcuidebazhangshengzhaxiangzaijietou。

“selang！”nvhainumuyuanzheng，wuzhelianjiahoutuibanbu。

“wobushiselang，jiuxiangwengelu！”jiangxiaoyuwuzhefatangdelian，bianjieshibianzhuanshenjiupao。

“pa！”youshiyishengcuixiang。

“liumang！”lingyigechuanduanqundeguniangyangzheshou，yanlimanshixiane。

“meinv，nizhenwuhuile，worencuorenle！”jiangxiaoyubaotoushucuan，houbeihaiaileguniangyijiao。

“pa！”disancibazhangshanzailianshangshi，zhouweiyijingweilebanquankanrenaoderen。

“zhuaselang！daliumang！”chuansuihuaqundenvhaijianjiaozhe，yinlailegengduozhizhidiandian。

“wozhenbushia！”jiangxiaoyujidecongkudoutaochuyitawanyuanxianjin，wangnvhaishoulisai，“wojiushixiangjinisongdianqian！”

“nidangwoshishenmeren？yiweizheidianpoqianjiuneng……”nvhaidehuakazaihoulongli，yanjingturandengdeliuyuan——neitabaiyuandachaohouhouyidie，bianyuanhaifanzhezhanxindeyoumoxiang。tatunlekoutuomo，shengyinfapiao，“zheixie……doushijiwode？datingguangzhongde，ni、nixianggansha？”

“wozhenshigeshazi，jiuxiangjiniqianhua！”jiangxiaoyubaqianyingsaiguoqu，kanzhezhouweiyuejuyueduoderen，lianjiatangdenengjianjidan，diuxiayiju“biegenzhewo”，touyebuhuidizuanjinrenqunpaole。

“shuaigejiageweixinbei？”shenhouchuanlainvhaideshengyin，tatouyemeihui，zhimentouhan：“wozhenbushiselang！”

蓝星，京都。

中海时光小区。

jiangxiaoyuchuaizhezuihouyisiliqi，jieshuleyitiande“sabixitong”renwu——jixitongrenzhengdemeinvsongqian，huidaoqianshenzudeneijianxiaodanjian。taxiangwangchangyiyangmochuyaochi，gang**suoyan，shouwanjiudunzhule：yaochiningbudong。

tabayaochi**duizheludengzhaolezhao，youshilesanci，suoxinwensibudong。

dele，jiangxiaoyuxinligedengyixia——zhunshiqianfangzu，fangdongbasuojihuanle。

tamochukudoulineibupingmuliechengzhuwangdebaheshouji，jiesuohoudiankaibeizhu“jingchengyoufangde”weixin，shijitiaoweiduxiaoxidanlechulai。tasaoleliangyan，zhijieboleshipintonghua。

pingmuhenkuailiangqi，yingchugesishiduosui、feitoudaerdenanren。jiangxiaoyuyazhesangzi，yuqifangdejidi：“fangdongdage，suoshininhuandeba？”

“buranni？”nanrenqiaozheerlangtui，tuomoxingzikuaicongpingmulipenchulai，“nigexiaochilaoqianleduojiufangzule？weixinbuhui，dianhuabujie，wobuhuansuodengzhejiniyanglao？”

“dage，wozhenbushiguyide，shoujizaoqianfeile，zheibucaiyongweixindajininma！”

“shaogenwokuqiong！jiaobushangqianjiugundan，xiaochilao！”nanrenshuowan，“pa”digualeshipin。

jiangxiaoyudingzheheidiaodepingmu，shouzhifeikuaidiqiaozi：

“dage，woxinglihaizaiwulia！”

“zaikuanxiansantian，womashangyouqianle，daoshijininfanbei！”

“……”

faleqibatiao，duimianshizhongmeidongjing。shoujiyoushangjiaodedianliangtiaoletiao，zhisheng15%。jiangxiaoyutanlekouqi，renmingle——ta，yigechuanyuezhe，juranzaichuanyuediertianjiuliuluojietoule。

wanfengjuanzheshenqiudeliangyi，guadetabozisuolesuo。jiangxiaoyumanwumudedizouzaijingdoudejiedaoshang，yuexiangyuebiequ：pashiquanchuanyuejie，jiumeitazheimewonangdekaijule。

yitianqian，tazhejijiuren，qicheshikong，zhuangjinheli，huohuoyansi。benyiweizheibeizijiuzheimeliaocaojieshu，zhengyanquechuandaolelanxing——yigehediqiujihuyimoyiyangdeshijie，haibangdinglegejiao“dasabi”deqipaxitong。

系统就仨功能：

yi、meinvjianding（zhitijiechudaomeinvshizidongchufa，keshengji）；

er、meirirenwu（sabi）（meitianshuaxinyiwanlongbi，bixujixitongrenzhengdemeinvhuawan，dangtianhuabuwanbushuaxin，lianxusanciwanbucheng，suzhuzhijiegepi，xitongjiebang）；

san、xitongrenwulan（budingshishuaxin，dangqianrenwu：tuodan。jiangli：jinengxuexika）。

benlaiyiweikaozheixitongnengfeihuangtengda，jieguoni？gangbajintianderenwuqiansongchuqu，huijiajiufaxianlianchuzuwudemendoujinbuqule。jiarenmen，sheidonga！

qishimeitianhuayiwanbunan，nanjiunanzai“xitongrenzheng”sigezi。jiandingmeinvdezhitijiechu，zuotiantazaichaoyanggongyuandangleyizhengtian“shazi”，jianzhemeinvjiudiqian，beimalebabianshenjingbing、liubianselang，chadianbeidangchengliumangzoujinjingju，caizongsuanbaqiansongchuqu。

jintiangengcan，tazaiditielijileyizhengtian，guyiwangmeinvshenbianceng，haoburongyichufalexitongrenzheng，gangbaqiandiguoqu，taochushoujixiangkankanshijian，jiubeiduifangdang**leyiba：“zheidianqianjiuxiangbaoyangwo？haixiangjiaweixin？”zhouweirenyitingjiuzhale，tuisangzhongshoujipingkesuile，waitaobeichelegekouzi，taxiangzhiluotangjisidecongrenqunlipachulai，huiliuliudiwangjiapao——jieguojiameile。

shuochuqusheixina？nagechuanyuezhekaijuzheime**？lianxusantianbujimeinvhuaqianjiudesi，huaqianhaibunengtirenheyaoqiu，quankanrenjiayuanbuyuanyijie。jiangxiaoyusuanshikantoule，zheixitonggenbenjiushi“tiangoubudehaosi”paisabixitong。

buzhizouleduojiu，jiejiaoyizhannihongdenghuangdetayanyun——honglangmanyezonghui。

jiangxiaoyumengdiyipaidatui：duia！tashalebucheng？naermeinvzuiduozuijizhong？yulechangsuoa！jizheierde**jiesongqian，renhaokan，shuohuayoushuner，jiandanzhijie，haibuzhiyubeidangchengselangzou！

tataiwankanleyanshouji：23dian50fen。

haiyoushifenzhong，xitongjiuyaoshuaxinmingtiandeyiwanlongbi。yigedadandeniantoucuanjinnaohai。

takazheshijian，manyouyoudituikaiyezonghuidamen。gangjinmen，yigechuanheisexizhuang、dalingjiedenianqingxiaohuojiukuaibuyingshanglai，xiongkoumingpaixiezhe“yewujingli”。

“xianshengjiwei？youyudingma？”xiaohuoxiaodeyilianyinqin。

“jiuwoyige，meiyuding。”jiangxiaoyubianshuobiancongkudoutaochugangbeixitongshuaxindeyitalongbi，zaishouxin“padapada”paizhe，“nimenzheieryouhaokandexinliyishengma？woshilianle，xuyaoxinlifudao。”

jinglideyanjingshunjianliangle，xiaoronggengreluole：“you！bixuyou！womenzheierde‘xinlifudaoyuan’zuizhuanyele！ninxianqubaojianzuozhe，womashangjininanpai！”

tashuozhezaiqiantoulinglu，bajiangxiaoyudaijinleguazhe“618”paizidebaojian。

jiangxiaoyuwangshafashangyizuo，jingliliketaochugepingbandiannao，shuangshoudiguolai：“dage，wojiaoxiaoma，ninyihoulaiwanzhijiezhaowo，jininliuzuihaodeweizhi，haidazhe！ninzaizheishangmiantiaoren，wozheijiuqujiao！”

jiangxiaoyujieguopingban，shouzhizaipingmushanghualaihuaqu，kanzheshangmiandezhaopiantiaoleshiduoge，dihuijixiaoma：“jiuzheijige，jiaoguolaiwoxianchangquerenxia。”

xiaomajieguopingbansaoleyan，diantouhayaodao：“haolei！tamenyiyoukongwojiudaiguolai！”shuowantuilechuqu。meiyihuier，tajiulingzheshiduogechuanduanqun**de**jiezoujinbaojian。

“laobanwanshanghao，hengaoxingweininfuwu～”guniangmenqishengwenhao，shengyintiandefani。

jiangxiaoyuzhanqishen，zuoshouniezheyiwanxianjin，zoudaoguniangmenmianqianaigewoshou。yilianwoleshigeren，naohailibandianxitongtishiyindoumeiyou。

气氛瞬间尴尬下来。

jiangxiaoyuzaixinlianma：made，diqiuyouyazhousidaxieshu，meixiangdaochuanyuelehainengyushangzhaopian！

tazhuanguoshenkanxiangxiaoma，yuqidandan：“haiyouzhilianghaodiandema？”

“youyouyou！wozheijiuzhongxinjidagelianxi！”xiaomalianshangdexiaoyoudianguabuzhu，ganjinlingzheguniangmentuilechuqu。

yuemoshiduofenzhonghou，xiaomayoudaileshiduoweiguniangjinlai。

jiangxiaoyubaneitaxianjinwangchajishangyifang，zaicishangqianyiyiwoshou。lianxuwoguoliuge，xitongyijiumeidongjing。zhidaowozhudiqigeguniangdeshoushi——

“ding！jiancedaofuhetiaojianmubiao，shifouchakan？”naohailituranxiangqixitongtishiyin。

jiangxiaoyuhaobuyouyu：“chakan！”

姓名：罗雨欣

年龄：21

身高：165cm

颜值：86

chekuang：87（manfen100，1fenduiying1weiqianren）

亲密度：0

zongsuanyushangyige！jiangxiaoyuxinlikuangxi——guoranyezonghuicaishizheisabixitongdezhengquedakaifangshi！lianshangquebudongshengse，zhiduoqiaoleluoyuxinliangyan。tachuanyishengezijkzhifu，qunbaiqixi，baiwaguozhexianxidejiaohuai，huotuotuoxianggerixi**，touzheguqingsejinger。

tajixumianwubiaoqingdiheshengxiaderenwoshou，zhongtuxitongyouliangduxiangqitishi：

姓名：刘燕

年龄：22

身高：168cm

颜值：82

车况：93

亲密度：0

姓名：许曼曼

年龄：24

身高：169cm

颜值：90

车况：97

亲密度：0

jiangxiaoyuliuxiazheisanweifuheyaoqiudeguniang，caixixidaliangqiliuyanhexumanman。liuyanchuantiaolujianbaiqun，heisiguozhebizhidetui，peiyishuangbaisegaogenxie，xiaoqilaiyanweiweiweishangtiao，xianggejiaoqiaodelinjiaxiaomei；xumanmanzeshiyishenzhiyezhuang，baichenshanzhajinheisebaotunqun，zhangfashuchengliluodemawei，ganlianzhongtouzheguqingshuang，daobuxianglaiyezonghuide，gengxianggangcongxiezilouxiabandebailing。

tacongchajishangshuchuliangqianduokuai，fenjisanrengeliubai，caikaikouziwojieshao：“wojiaojiangxiaoyu，27sui。jintianmeidifangqu，xiangzhaogedifangshuijue。zhishishuijuebuzuobiede！yuanyiliudejiuliuxia，buyuandekeyizou，chajishangshengxiadeqiansuanfangfei。”

shuowan，tajinglizhekanxiangsanren。luoyuxinyaoleyaoxiachun，yanshenzaiqianhetalianshangzhuanleliangquan，xiaoshengyingdao：“woliuxiaba。”

liuyanhexumanmanduishiyiyan，liuyanjiaochenzhekaikou：“yo，neiwoyeliuxiacougerenao。”xumanmanzedandandiantou：“xing，liuxia。”

jiangxiaoyuanzisonglekouqi，meixiangdaozheimeshunli。tataochuneibusuipingshouji，diankaiweixinerweima：“jirandouliuxiale，jiageweixinba，yihousuanpengyou。”

sanrenkanzheneimanshiliewendepingmu，yanlidoufuzheyihuo，quemeirenduowen，aigesaolema。denghaoyoudoujiashang，jiangxiaoyugancuidishouleshouji。

“shizaikundebuxingle，sheifangbianqupangbianjiudianbangwokaigefang？yigerenjiuhao！”

xumanmantaiwankanleyanbiao，yijingkuailingchenyidian，zhudongdao：“woquba，zhenghaowoyekuaixiabanle。”

jiangxiaoyucongchajishangshuchusanqiankuai，jisanrengesaileyiqian，shengxiadedijixumanman。

系统提示接连弹出：

罗雨欣，亲密度+5

刘燕，亲密度+6

xumanman，qinmidu+10

“mafannile，shunbianjiexiazheilidezhang，kaifangshengxiadeqianninazhe。duile，youshoujichongdianqima？woshoujikuaimeidianle。”

luoyuxinlianmangcongbaolimochugeguochanchongdianqidiguolai，xiaoshengshuo：“yongwodeba，kan**deshoujinengyong。”

“xiele。”jiangxiaoyujieguolai，genzhexumanmanwangjiudianzou。

liangrenhenkuaidaole“sijijiudian”qiantai，xumanmanmalidibanleruzhu，bafangkadijita：“**，kaileliangtianfang。zhenbuyongwopeinishangqu？”

“buyong，nizaodianhuiba，jintianxiele。”jiangxiaoyujieguofangka，zhuanshenzouxiangdianti。

xitongtishi：xumanman，qinmidu+5

xumanmanwangzhetadebeiying，xinlihurandudehuang。shuobuqingshiganji——tameibazijidangneizhongsuibianderen，haishishiluo——huoxutagenbenjiuqiaobushangzijizheizhongren。

jiangxiaoyuhenkuaizhaodaofangjian，shuakajinmen，chashangdianka，fanshoudaishangmen。fangjianchenshejiandan：liangmikuandechuangpuzhexuebaichuangdan，peizheliangbayizi、yigechaji，hexunchangjiudiandedachuangfangmeishenmeliangyang。

jiandanchonglegezao，jishoujichashangdian，tagangtangdaochuangshang，weixintishiyinjiuxiangle。jiesuoyikan，shixiangrikuitouxiang、nicheng“yuluopiaoyao”dexiaoxi：“**，nishuilema？wodaojiale。”

tahui：“hao，zaodianshui，woyezhunbeishuile，jintianxiele。”

pingmuxianshi“duifangzhengzaishuru”，guoleliangfenzhong，caishoudaohuifu：“wanan。”

“晚安。”

fangxiashoujiguanledeng，jiangxiaoyumeiduojiujiuchenchenshuiqu。

banye，tuwudeqiaomenshengbatachaoxing。tayiweishijiudianlidoushoufuwude，fanlegeshenmeilihui，jixushui。

sheizhixiayimiao，“di”deqingxianghou，fangmenjingbeituikai——liangmingchuanzhianyuanzhifudenanzi，zaijiudiangongzuorenyuandeyindaoxiajuzheshoudianzoujinlai，lishenghedao：“biedong，saohuang！”